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Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so first up, there's a couple here. One of them's sad.

I don't really want to do it because it's a sad one. This though, there's a Florida man who was naked in mud covered and he vandalized a van and he was arrested. Yeah, I mean in the middle of the day. A 35 year old named Said Khan told deputies that he was following the Sun under guidance from a higher power and he was arrested because he was vandalizing a work van and trespassing on private property while being completely covered in mud and totally nude. He emerged from a barn.

It was like way out, looks like it's in the middle of a swamp on the map. 31 years old, they had to blur him out on all the body cam footage that they released but he literally came out of a barn and they took him into custody and of course they were also checking him to see if he was on any kind of mind-altering substances which to be quite honest it kind of seems like he was. A Broward Florida man and a gas station clerk got into a fight over the price of beer and it ended up with one being shot at a convene. I mean there's better ways to solve disputes. The Broward Sheriff's Office said that it was at a Valero and a 46 years old, 46 year old Abdullah Monther got into an argument with the customer over the price of beer. The customer was, he threw an unknown object at Monther and the clerk took out a gun from under the counter and shot the man in the right calf muscle. It showed him it was a, it showed him take his pistol out. He called the wounded customer something I can't say and then he proceeded to follow him around with it.

Now at that point, look you got to be careful in those instances even in Florida because the moment that you become the aggressor and that you have the total power you're gonna have a prosecutor come after you and argue that you are the antagonist in that situation and therefore you're not using it in self-defense that you actually are the agitator and then they're gonna charge you. So this guy because he was following this guy around he that's exactly what happened so he was being charged, he was he was charged. He's not, I think he bonded out though they didn't say what what his bond was but he was able he apparently bonded out. Florida man got busted with a stolen car while he was literally pumping gas. He's putting gas in the stolen car?

Yeah I mean it's nice of him I guess he's gonna return it. Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office they were tracking it after getting an alert and then they tracked it found the guy literally found the guy just at a Shell gas station. He stopped really close to where he stole the vehicle and then they even got aerial footage of it he was standing outside filling it with gas and they were able to quickly immediately take him into custody and recover the vehicle which is something that never, didn't really happen when you get your car stolen right?

Like it's that it very rarely happens that you get it back or you get it back to where it's not completely trashed and destroyed so that was the good news for that guy. Let's see here we also have this individual, wait where's this at I almost lost it, this 74 year old Florida man he fought firefighters with a shotgun because he was trying to steal their fire truck. Of course that was a bad choice that he made. This is why Cain doesn't like old people 74 year old Florida man he went on a rampage he chased paramedics with a shotgun punched firefighters and then tried to steal the fire truck. How old is he? 74.

Good God. He's from Ridge Manor and police had to call for backup and then they had to get medical in. The 74 year old he fell once but when he fell the last for the last time he couldn't get up because he was super drunk and then as he was trying to get up they were trying to help him and then he got very combative and he was chasing them out of his house and he had one firefighter with his shotgun like he just like used it as a melee weapon and then he ran to the fire truck climbed inside and a first responder was still in the passenger seat as the dude tried to drive away they they they pulled up as the truck was pulling out they intervened they had deputies had to climb literally on the moving fire truck and pull the man out and then as they were doing that he started punching cops. How do you go from being so drunk that you can't get up to I'm climbing in a fire truck and I'm punching out cops as they try to get me out? How do you go from like being so drunk you can't get up to that?

I don't understand that psychology or that that physiology here. 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Morgan I really need your help but I'm just a nobody those words stunned me and I immediately called him back and we're now helping him and his family after a terrible accident I'm John Morgan of Morgan & Morgan everybody who comes to our firm at their time of need is a somebody I grew up poor but my grandmother was like a queen to us at Morgan & Morgan our goal is to level the playing field for you and your family at your time of need the insurance company has unlimited money and resources you need a firm who can fight them toe-to-toe for right at 30 years we have fought them in courtrooms throughout America our results speak for themselves and always remember this everybody is a somebody and nobody is a nobody visit for the people calm to learn about our firm Morgan & Morgan for the people injured visit for the people calm for an office near you welcome back to the program I'm trolling I put I got a screenshot of the ambiguously gay duo and a screenshot of that the human torch writing the thing on Fantastic Four and I just tweeted it out because it's literally the same thing anyway hi welcome back to the program Dana lash with you so POTUS he's in he's in the Netherlands he's in Oh Kane he's in Greta Thunberg some country it's Greta Thunberg she's from the Netherlands she tried to enter the Gaza but audio somebody for he a NATO chief called him daddy wait actually do we do four or five first no do five first and then we'll follow it up with four we got to do this in order audio somebody five first I mean we may do papers on it Marco maybe we're going to do papers I don't even know if you need them they're not going to be fighting each other then they've had it they've had a big fight like two kids in a school yard you know they fight like hell you can't stop them let them fight for about two three minutes then it's easier to stop them and then daddy has to sometimes use strong language he did kind of call him daddy there audio somebody for Trump notice that immediately what listen Mark Ritter the NATO chief who is your friend and he called you daddy earlier do you regard your NATO allies as kind of children no he likes me I think he likes me if he doesn't I'll let you know I'll come back and I'll hit him hard okay he did he did it very affectionate he daddy you're my daddy I really want can we just save this for forever that's uh that's pretty funny he caught him he called me daddy hey there's your daddy there you go right there you're my daddy it's not I mean you can go with it you know maybe so and I was reading somebody was noting his one-liners today yeah he that's my daddy called me daddy heads chopped off all over Africa did you get that one I think you're listening to it yeah can we just play this real quick yeah yeah yeah oh it's not because it doesn't want to play it hates you we have coming in the Congo is coming in and Rwanda is coming in that was a vicious war that went on a machete war heads chopped off all over Africa they're coming in D we did two others in addition to that nobody's ever done anything like this no I consider him a person heads chopped off all over Africa well I mean all over I I'm not I actually like it I just think it's funny the way he just says it so directly cuz you immediately there's no dancing around the issue they just immediately have to go wait what what wait what yes that's what he said that's what he said you're my oh I'm totally saving this thank you Steve we're gonna have to make that a stinger part of the show forever just saying yeah yeah I'm just saying it's gonna have to go it's gonna have to go on the soundboard if it goes on the soundboard me my daddy legit so the NATO will they're trying to they've I think they've agreed tentatively to an increase in defense spending for their for as a percentage of GDP for each nation yes came yes this is one and this was a this was a huge win I think for POTUS and this is the Secretary General of NATO listen to this this is I mean it's kind of shocked to hear them say this I was actually kind of surprised about this listen for too long one ally the United States carried too much of the burden of that commitment and that changes today President Trump dear Donald you made this change possible your leadership on this has already produced one trillion dollars an extra spending from European allies since 2016 and the decisions today will produce trillions more for our common defense to make a stronger and fairer by equalizing spending between America and America's allies you're my daddy that's right sweet is man I didn't have enough audio in that cane I'm gonna need it again so I can hear my daddy that's right you're my daddy so saying that's what he just said to him right there yeah he just said many goes you know what go ahead and oh now it's not playing we go on drags just ruined it just timings everything is just ruined it's over now forever moments past it's so long gone so yeah that's very I mean I've never I don't think NATO is accurate ever said you know what you guys are doing all the work can we help that's never been so I've been paying attention to the news all morning and the media hasn't said anything about NATO thanking Trump for increasing the spending in defense therefore lowering the United States responsibility overall yeah and you know and that's funny because they always say Trump's trying to in NATO he's a Russian stooge while he's like the worst Russian stooge that's ever stooged because he just got everybody to agree to an increase with suspending on defense per GDP so that he's like really the worst the worst Russian stooge then I mean you're fired as Russian stooge it's just bad you know I mean mmm that's just he's not very not very good so I think right now so far it seems like it's going fairly fairly well for NATO but NATO not row so much for New York City so let's be real medical freedom isn't just a catchphrase it's your right your health decisions belong to 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fancy bar hello at home pizza party young Americans are cutting back there's a huge drive and decline of spending amongst Gen Z they said we feel rich drinking free coffee so then the shopping spree for young Americans is over there's gonna be a lot of things changing because of them I think it's fine is it gonna affect our consumer culture and materialist you know predilection in society I don't know maybe but very very interesting so you know we'll we'll see how this goes let's see skimpy men's swimsuits are making a splash dudes I've heard that speedos for dudes they think are more comfortable than trunks is that true well every man that I've heard men debate this like a friends and family debate this and everyone's talks about chafing I'm actually kind of curious is that really more because not every man should wear a speedo like every woman shouldn't wear a bikini I feel like that like with shoes or socks it's like oh the tighter it is the better no no yeah that no it's not comfortable yeah I know I'm sorry please arrest a man whose name is literally loony tune after a three-day search oh okay uh yeah there we go literally his name is loony John Franklin tune hope he goes by his middle names loony John Franklin tune is his actual name it's not a Florida story it's an Oregon katu channel 2 they said that he was arrested on a search warrant I was taken into custody with that incident and he had a warrant for his arrest so they were able I mean there was no I just the name alone is shocking I don't know a British groom was arrested for trying to marry a nine-year-old girl at Disneyland was he killed instantly British man was arrested for trying to marry a nine-year-old girl at Disneyland Paris and he was a register he was a registered pedophile yeah on the British sex offenders list according to prosecutors I wonder what his name was hmm it took place in front of 100 mortified guests at Sleeping Beauty's castle and this is Disneyland Paris and they said that the he's was wanted back in his homeland I'm pretty yeah he's not a regular British man let's just say that I mean he looks like a Muslim guy I'm just gonna say he looks that would be I'm gonna say what nobody else has the balls to say anyway so yeah it was they said it was a fake ceremony at a wedding cake chairs for guests all this stuff the nine-year-old girl had not suffered any harm and an individual who was recruited to act as a wedding guest said that we thought we were all going to attend a wedding and then we were shocked when they realized the bride was a child please tell me this guy was immediately put to death I'm just saying this is just and it wasn't a joke it was like he actually she had four-inch heels taped to her feet the four-year-old did the four-year-old did oh my gosh let's see church wardens resigned over a botched restoration of a Virgin Mary statue oh my gosh it really wasn't that bad it's the Virgin of the La Macarena and it's a Catholic effigy in the Basilica de Santa Maria La Esperanza in Seville and I can't even they said it was a bad oh my gosh I can't this is what they said apparently this is a measure that they use they said it wasn't quite as starkly awful as monkey Christ but they said that her eyelashes were lengthened they changed her skin tone they changed her dress and jewelry I mean is it that bad is it that bad I don't think it's that bad but honestly I would not have known if I would have just seen it I don't know but they're up in arms and they had two wardens that quit so we got a lot more on the way I don't know if you heard about this this was um did you ever see slumdog millionaire came it was this I watched it like oh I didn't watch it in theaters but I watched it a long time ago no it came out in 2008 death Patel and Danny Boyle directed it well he I was reading this piece in Variety where he said he would not direct slumdog millionaire again today because of quote-unquote cultural appropriation and he would be looking for a young Indian filmmaker to shoot it he said in a quote directly quote we wouldn't be able to make that now and that's how it should be it's time to reflect on all that we have to look at the cultural baggage we carry and the mark that we've left on the world and at the time it felt radical and we made the decision that only a handful of us would go to Mumbai and we'd work with a big Indian crew and we try to make a film within the culture but you're still an outsider and it's still a flawed method and he said that kind of cultural appropriation might be sanctioned at certain times at other times it cannot blah blah blah blah blah and he said he wouldn't do it I really can't stand when people use cultural appropriation when they're talking about cultural appreciation they are entirely different things cultural appropriation is a man pretending to be a woman cultural celebration is loving Bollywood films which I do I like Bollywood films I don't ask me why I like Bollywood films and I hate musicals they're they hit different man so I'm saying it hits different the best one is RRR it's actually recently there's several wait there's several that are really good RRR was amazing it actually took an Oscar legitimately deserved for best score or best a song that they did and it's really good anyway I don't know I can't stand other musicals though but that's to do a film like that in that vein I mean he was working with I think his DP was Indian I was trying to remember like a cinematographer was Indian like how much more I mean at some point you you've got to stop like debasing yourself cultural appreciation is not the same thing as appropriation and I'm so tired of people acting like well you can't appreciate this or you can't like that because you're not of that culture or you know like I love anime and I like Japanese food and I like a lot of the aesthetic but that's not appropriation that's appreciation right same with Bollywood like I like I love like the colors that are used in the textiles that reminds me of a story on Etsy which is like a hellscape of wokery they and there's like some craft circles where there was a white woman who was like working with an Indian supplier and selling like Indian textiles on her Etsy shop and she like got bullied off of Etsy because of it it's like there's appropriation and appreciation stop it I hate people trying to run you off of liking things because you're not of the culture that it comes from that is so asinine I had someone who sent me a hate mail one time telling me I shouldn't wear gold hoops and I beat them down within an inch of their life in an email which I really do and I'm like oh it's so funny for you I know the history of gold hoops are you Sumerian because if you're not Sumerian as TFU and let me just tell you really quickly in a one-word sentence why you need to not be talking about this I'm just it gets so aggravating I feel like it's still happening it should be happening less because it's like everything else has kind of dissipated in terms of wokery but that have you noticed that cane like people are terrified of it they're terrified but nobody has a problem with st. Patty's Day oh hell everybody's out there st. Patty's Day pretending they're a leprechaun I don't think nobody cares you know why cuz the Irish don't care because they're not babies they don't care it's only like white progressives that care about this stuff I didn't hear Indian people like slamming Danny Boyle for doing this film I think they love the fact that they were like using so many like talents from India and costume designers and you know cinematographers and you know director photography and lighting and gaffing and all of that stuff they were just they were liking that they could showcase that skill set it's only white Marxist that gets super upset over this stuff they act like they got a white knight for everybody it's asinine so I mean if he thinks like that then maybe I wouldn't want him to direct it if you think about this like you couldn't have you know how many Italians made Western films I mean spaghetti Western is a phrase for a reason that's like saying that you wouldn't have like some great films like what is it my name is nobody is one that's a great Western film you wouldn't be able to have stuff like that just stop it just stop it just appreciate the art form for the art form and celebrate just good stories and good direction and good film and and good acting this is so stupid I can't do this it's like saying something like you know somebody like Brian De Palma wouldn't be able to make Scarface you know what I'm saying like it's just stop it it's just so dumb thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast if you haven't already make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcast Bubba Wallace here from 2311 racing funny thing about being fast you end up waiting a lot first to show up first in line then just waiting me I rev up Chumba casino with over 200 social casino games no slow lanes here why sit around when you can spin I'm already racing your turn play for free at Chumba casino calm let's Chumba sponsored by Chumba casino no purchase necessary vgw group for it were prohibited by law 21 plus terms and conditions apply if you like true crime you'll love the miracle files podcast we share real stories with the suspense of true crime but we'll leave you with a sense of light and hope like the college wrestler who fought a grizzly the woman who was dead for nearly an hour or the child lost in a dark mine for days these are the kind of stories that remind us miracles are real subscribe to the miracle files wherever you get your podcasts and join us on this thrilling journey of faith and miracles