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It's time for Florida Man. All right, so first up. A Florida man was arrested after he ran right into a hotel. With his car. Can't do that.

It was in Ohio. They tracked this Florida man down on Saturday. They said, Why did you crash into the Elyria Hotel and then flee the scene? Police officers were called it was just after 10 a.m. I mean, he ran right into this glass wall with his Chevy Tahoe and then ran away from the scene.

And they identified him as Simon Aguilar of Fort Pierce, Florida. He was a guest. And he originally he said he allegedly moved the SUV to a nearby business after the crash. They recovered the vehicle and arrested him. No injuries, thankfully.

Charges are still pending. You know, you're not going to run away from something like that. Just FYI.

Okay, a man survives a bear attack in Gulf Breeze. What? People like to. There are a lot of bears in Florida, and you may not really think that because you're like, Florida, what? But there really are.

And wildlife officials say that a man let his dog out early Thursday morning when a bear bit him on the leg. He called 911. Dispatch arrived to control the bleeding until the ambulance then arrived. Or dispatchers helped him control until the ambulance arrived. The neighbor who lives a few homes down caught video of two bears walking in their driveway 20 minutes before the attack happened.

Florida Fish and Wildlife is investigating. They say traps have been placed around the property and the bear will be humanely killed if caught. They say that relocating the bear is not a viable option because it'll put another community at risk.

So that's kind of the danger of that.

So it's not an endangered species. It's just one you got to control. That's it. But good night. Oh, another day, another Gator in Florida, this time in Sanford.

They love like walking up to doors. and knocking on them. There's one gator we talked about last week that had a folding chair on its head.

Well, now these gators walked up to another neighbor's front door. The alligator raised its head at one point. And video shows that officers approached because they immediately called Florida Fish and Wildlife and they were trying to use a rake. They were assessing the situation and the alligator growled at one of the officers. They were finally able to kind of get him under control and uh they relocate him to a retention pond.

But they didn't have a trapper there with them, but they were able to get it. It took a little bit of time. And they said, one of the neighbors said that cops were banging on my living room window and they asked me if I had a stick. And then I checked my reading camera and I saw a giant Gator through my doorblow camera. She couldn't even open her door.

And she was like, I think you're going to need something more than a stick.

So then she gave him a big old rake. But she said, thanks to the Sanford PDA because they had the situation handled. But they're most active Gators from dusk until dawn.

So basically. If you walk out at night in Florida and you're near water, you're probably going to get your feet chewed off by a gator, and then you're just going to be stumpy, and then you're going to have your stumps chewed off until nothingness. Then, at one point, you're just going to be walking around on your knee stumps, and it just keeps going, right? It's like a Monty Python scene. Just be aware of this.

Just be aware of it. Uh let's see here. This um Well, I don't wanna. This is so gross.

Okay, so A Florida woman was locked into. She broke into a locked bathroom and attacked her boyfriend with a kitchen knife because he was texting some other ladies. He was texting some other ladies. She was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon stemming from what officers said was a domestic dispute. It turned violent.

The victim said he was using the restroom. They began arguing with the closed door, and then she was able to break into the. Locked bathroom door and confronted with a kitchen knife. And she was swinging it like she was slicing it in up and down side-to-side motion.

So he got a cut on his tricep. She fought back. They had to put her in a chokehold.

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So, the daughter of the Minnesota Governor Tim Waltz is on TikTok. And I don't even know there's a running influencer. I hate the word influencer. They're just people online.

So there's this lady that runs Uh her name is Kate Max. I know nothing about her. I used to run the mile and two mile when I was like in high school and college, and I have not ran for fun. I would only run if I'm like running from a killer. That's the only way I'm going to be running anymore.

I hate cardio. I just like heavy weights. Cardio is. Cardios is what you do in between sets. That's resting in between sets and getting your heart rate back at an optimal level.

So. I didn't I didn't even know there was this running influencer and they're mad People are mad at her. because she was at the White House. And she did like a little A short interview with the White House press secretary.

So, what this lady does is she does interviews with famous people and then runs. while they do them. She did one with Tim Waltz before. But people are mad at her because she featured Caroline Levitt in one. And I guess that and people were saying, that's disappointing.

We can't even believe that you did this. And it's so horrible. And why are you platforming this? And they were just going on and on and on. And I It was kind of wild to see this because she's interviewed, from what I understand.

I had to look into it. She's interviewed Tim Waltz. a number of Democrats, Hollywood celebrities, like actors in that. But nobody objected until she featured Caroline Levitt, right?

So Tim Waltz's daughter. blasted her for platforming Love it. And in her video she said she was disappointed. And that Uh because the administration is keeping people away. from joining the running community.

By not combating climate Change and cutting.

Social funds, federal social funds. This is what her quote is. Oh my gosh, should we just play it? I mean, this woman is is... She's not the brightest tool or brightest bulb in the box.

But she had said that you're sending people away without due process, villainizing minorities. I don't know what she's talking about. And she said, You're preventing people from getting into the running community. Like, what the hell does that even mean? No one's preventing it, you stupid half-brained snowflake.

No one's preventing anyone.

So, because she talked to Caroline Levitt. that's like somehow magically physically stopping people from going to run. What a stupid remark. And she said it's damaging to society. We shouldn't normalize these people.

Oh, heaven forbid you act like a grown-up and talk to people whose opinions you don't share. If you are so scared. Of your inability and intellectual vapidness to your that prevent you from articulating a defense of your ideals. Then that's on you, not on anyone else. Listen to this.

This is stupid. To be in a good mental state, to be able to run. All of those things are hard to come by. And if you have them and are a part of the running community, that is a privilege. And that, again, was the first thing he taught me.

So I don't really understand how platforming and administration that cuts mental health services, cuts you know funding and literal shipments to food banks is entirely hurting the climate because you can get into running in the climate. That's a whole nother thing. But it's condi Cutting funds to climate initiatives and actively hurting the planet in that way, sending people away without due process, villainize. Villainizing minorities. All of those things are preventing people from getting into the running community, which is what I thought Kate's platform was for.

But it's also just damaging to society as a whole. We should not be normalizing these people. I'm not going to tell anyone what to do with their page, but I think it's insulting to my dad to leave a certain video page. Oh, shut up, you sick. Especially when we did Nepo, baby.

I am so this like girl clearly has been told that she's special when she's not. First off, can you stop saying stupid things like the running community? That sounds so stupid. You sound like a snotty, entitled Trust Fund brat. When you say the running community, you're just a runner.

Shut up. You're just a runner, the running community. You don't have to sit here and create a construct that you can appoint yourself as gatekeeper of. That's why they use those phrases. because they want to gatekeep people from participating in it.

So you're just a runner. There's no like running community. Shut up. It's so stupid. And her platform is that this chick can do whatever she wants with her platform, this Kate Max or whatever her name is.

She can do whatever she wants. She's interviewed Democrats and Republicans. I think it's hateful and bigoted for her to say that you can't platform people that don't share your viewpoints. That's a signal of weakness. You're signaling.

absolute weakness. You want to be accommodated and you demand a seat at the table, but by God, you don't want anybody else that you don't agree with to have a seat at the table. It's not because you object to their ideas. It's because you're too stupid to articulate an actual educated defense of your own ideas. That's the first thing I think.

Actually, that's really what it is. It's not what I think. That's what it is. When they want to silence you, It's because they are too afraid and this has been Gosh, I've seen this from big companies. I've seen this when they want to silence you, it's because they're afraid of you.

That's what it is. They're afraid of you and they're not smart enough to articulate a defense of their own of their own perspectives. It's pretty unbelievable. And um I just Oh. This stuff that she's, she's like, what is it?

Climate running. What the hell is that? It's just called weather. Yeah. You don't I people have too much time on their hands They create these super complicated issues where you don't have to have complicated issues.

Like, it just doesn't make sense. Uh Did no one told her she can't run. I mean, no one went out there and told his daughter, you can't run. Running community. I I don't even know what this means, but It sounds like It sounds like peak privilege is what it sounds like.

It sounds like peak privilege, but the whole thing, we should not be normalizing these people. is Bigoted. And it's hateful. Running it's She goes, running as an act is political, is what she said. I mean, it's just an exercise.

Shut up. And she says that apparently I guess what it's privileged You're privileged to have the time to run. Access to funds to buy the gear.

Okay, hold up. I was a runner. Like varsity, I set records. What What gear do you need? I think she's a fake runner.

If you're talking about needing gear, you need a pair of tennis shoes. That's it. What are you talking about, gear? Stop acting like a gatekeeper for something that anybody can do. There's no community for you to protect.

But this is how they try to, this is how they try to. Grift power. by creating these little constructs to which they appoint themselves gatekeeper. then that gives them some kind of a power and authority. Like there's it's not privileged to run You just run.

I could go out and run right now. Kane was telling me about a stunt that they used to do back in his early days in radio when they would have chicks run on high heels. Anybody can run. I mean, it's very simple.

So I I don't know what she's talking about here. I don't want this family plaguing us for the rest of Our lives. I'm so glad that they lost. Can you imagine this chick? She would be all over the place elevating herself as some sort of White House influencer.

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. All right, so police in China arrested female authors of novels. that in a crackdown on a fiction genre. They don't like if you're homosexual, you get arrested over there.

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Guess who makes the list again? It's Holy. Ooh, paycheck. Oh, I mean Whole Foods. The Economic Research Service, they're saying that food prices are going to increase by 2.9%.

And that's as inflation is, because we're still trying to get out of all that. We got to cut government spending. That's the way it is, or it's never going to go away. But they said that, yeah, Italy is at the top. Italy is one of them.

It's not an actual grocery chain. It's more like an Italian market and restaurant.

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I think Whole Foods is kind of overrated, except for their fish.

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Sure, elderly care. and a woman was beaten to death by a robot. Ah, culture. We have another fight. with J the J.

K. Rowling trans stuff.

So They're doing a Harry Potter reboot because Hollywood's out of ideas. And they have a new Harry Potter series. that they are doing. And we've talked a little bit about it before. And they were casting it's a it's the HBO series.

And they have a new batch of actors playing all of the original roles. And they think, like, John Lithgau is Albus Dumbledore, and they have Mark Rylance, who's apparently going to be, and he's really good. He's in. Uh Wolf Hall. He's really good.

He's apparently going to be cast in it. And I think you've got a couple of British actresses. I think Rachel Weiss is taking over as well. She's going to be, I think she's going in, I think she's taking a role in it too. And they uh Nick Frost is Hagrid.

That's a good cast. And everybody was critical of the guy, Papa Isadu, that they cast to several snape. And it's not about race, it's because Severus Snape is... If you're not familiar with the story, Severus Snape, he was a baddie in the beginning, and he was running around with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. And the Death Eaters are basically.

the Ku Klux Klan, the Nazis, and all it's a it's a archetype of every bad guy ever, right? Uh it's and they all look a certain way for a reason.

So it's an archetype of every bad guy. And it all comes down to the worst identity politics, right? Identity politics is putting race and all of that above everything else. The Death Eaters were considered pure, and everyone else who wasn't pure were called Mudbloods. And it was very important that Severus Snape looked the way he was because that was part of his identity.

It's like having Dave Chappelle play a Klan member, right? Like in his Chappelle show. I mean, that's a joke.

So they have an African actor who is playing Severus Snape, and it completely. takes that whole huge part of Severus Snape's moral compromise out. And it ruins the character because He is petty. Pale, and he's this. That's like very emphasized in the story, not as a positive, he uses it.

As a cudgel against everyone else who is less than.

So you are rewriting her story. by blackwashing that character. It's like having Moulin played by Paris Hilton. No offense, but you you see what I'm saying? You you you're rut conning.

something about a character that makes them who they are. And That is actually offensive to the original story, and it dumbs down. Why he's so scary, why he's so shifty, why he's so untrustworthy, why he's so dangerous. And that was one of the things she's reacted to that. And he's just decided, I guess, he's going to go into this full jackwagon because he has signed.

This uh letter on trans rights. It was an open letter. supporting trans rights against JK Rowling. And he's already really feeling his oats, right? Like he's.

You know, he signs this letter and he like they went directly against. I'm not saying you don't have your own viewpoints. But to immediately spit in the face of the person who created your living. Is an entitlement that only certain people. It's an indulgence, an entitlement that's an indulgence for only certain people.

And I think some people, when they do stuff like this, they wrap themselves in identity politics as a way to deflect. accountability for their stupid decisions and rudeness and ridiculousness. I'm not going to watch this series. It already sounds like trash. And it's sad because.

Some of the cast is good. Uh but that's one of the cast members that His story and his appearance. play very much. It's like redoing the story of Hitler and having Like a and kind of an and having every somebody that that personified everything that he was against play him. You undercut the dangerousness of the bad guy and you dull down the redemptive arc that he has later.

I just think it's stupid that they're doing this stuff. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast. It is Ryan Seacrest here. There was a recent social media trend, which consisted of flying on a plane with no music, no movies, no entertainment.

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