Absurd Truth: Katy Perry's History Lesson

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So they've got in charge of the whole bunch of stuff. Oh, can we talk about Katy Perry? Because Lorraine was on a tear this morning. Lorraine, I think, does not. I kind of get the sense that she doesn't like Katy Perry.

Why did you say that? I mean, she has been on a tear on Katy Perry and Slack. I mean, yeah, that guy who fought her for that house, that veteran that they were in a fight over a piece of property over. They should have had Lorraine in the courtroom.

So. Katy Perry posted this.

Alright, ready? She says, now imagine her saying it. This is the same chick who's up in that up in space. Right, saying, Oh my goddess, it's so contrived and ridiculous. She says that Los Angeles A place that literally began as El Pueblo de Nest Nuestra Senora La Reina de Los Angeles, founded by Mexican settlers in seventeen eighty one.

Oh, wait, well, hold up What She continues This was once Mexican land, and the people being targeted to day are often descendants of those who have lived here for generations or who came seeking safety and work and dignity. Insane.

Okay, so I had some thoughts. Yeah. on this yeah First off, I think she doesn't know the difference between Mexico and Spain. That's my first thought. What is a Mexican settler?

Because I know the Spanish conquistadors. That came over. Um they were already Yeah. I gotta say, okay.

So what is she talking about? That doesn't even make any, that doesn't even make any sense. And also That area didn't even want to be a part of Mexico. From what? Let me pull this up.

History's fun. History's fun. We love history.

So In looking at Mexico, it was pretty much barren land that they didn't even want, and we bought it. Yeah. We purchased it. Sure. 17, what did she say?

1781.

So when did we buy it? I think it was like 1858 or something? Yeah. Yeah. So Oh, Lorraine went further back than that.

She was like, No, here's the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and like went back into the I mean the treaty which gave Texas and everything to the US, all etcetera, etc., etc. Um now, you know, her her husband is Mexican. And she was talking about also how racist colonial Mexico was. which I've heard about. But it's very interesting to see people.

And I cannot wait for some of the replies from like our GV area, all of that. Because, yeah, you were you were pretty much it was all based upon class division. And I just, you know, I think it's interesting because every minority in the United States came from a group that discriminated against other people. Everyone. American Indians are not even an exception.

Everyone. Everybody. There was, and one of the things that Lorena noted too is that they literally had like a gradient. I'm not kidding you, like a skin color gradient. How dark were you?

when you came over. Because that depended up upon how you fit into society. It was colonial Mexico is incredibly racist. And they had uh the they kept that as part of their records, everything. It was all all of it determined.

It's like a caste system. And I just, she just doesn't seem to be. Katie Perry is not the smartest. Tool in the shed, or sharpest tool in the shed. She doesn't seem to be very aware of it.

But when she says to at the end of her post, she's like, you know, people who come seeking safety, work, and dignity, well, why doesn't she allow them to come and seek safety, work, and dignity in any one of her houses? Like the house that she fought a veteran over to buy. She took that guy to court and then was like, You're going to pay my millions of dollars in back in lawyers' fees and all of this. Like, why doesn't. Or she's got a history.

I just, I don't know. Why would you say something like this to her last album tanked? she could not give away tickets to her tour. They I didn't they have to cancel dates for her tour? I think so.

She she's not it no people are rejecting her sidebar. They're rejecting Beyoncé and Cowboy Carter, too. And the speculation is that because they have not figured out how to grow with their fan base and attract other new fans. from Gen Z and Alpha. Interesting.

Yep, that's why Cowboy they couldn't even give Cowboy Carter tickets away. That tour, they were literally giving free tickets away through shelters. They could not give tickets away. They slashed tickets twice. They couldn't, they were I think she was at Wembley or she was she was performing somewhere in London.

Uh, and I think it was supposed to be three nights, and they didn't even sell out the first night. which compared to her Renaissance tour And I'm not saying it because I'm a fan of hers. I like using this as a thermometer, as a measure for where culture is. Yeah, like that one sold out within hours, but this one, people aren't doing it anymore. And the thought from insiders and executives in the industry is that.

And I don't like Taylor Swift. But they said that one of the things that Swift has been able to do is grow her audience with her. Maybe that's why she's like 30 something years old and tries to still sound like an 18 year old. I don't know. But that Beyoncé and Katy Perry haven't done that.

And their audience now is dealing with mortgages and kids and kids going into college and all this stuff, and they just don't. They don't have time for this anymore, and her ticket prices were astronomical for this tour. What was one of the seats, and it wasn't even one of the like premium seats, it was like $500. for a ticket. A ticket and it wasn't even like the premium.

I mean, I'm thinking for $500, you better be picking me up from my house and literally carrying me on a throne made of people into, you know, my seat and then like bring me water and drinks all night and snacks. That's a flower backstage with a buffet. Yeah, like you should be able to also get a pass to visit craft services. All of those things.

So I just I don't know. I these people are just completely toned up. Absolutely toned off. But we're going to play because now you have what the Senate president in Mexico who was like, oh, we're going to need this land back.

Okay, we bought it. No, you don't get it back. Shut up. You can't even keep your mayors alive in Mexico. Every single time you have a mayor who says, I don't know if I like the cartels, bam, they're dead.

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Can we? Play Audio Sound by 32. This girl is, she's not a girl, she's a grown woman. She's an absolute brat. Listen to this.

Sorry, 32.

So can you give us some, you know, what happened to you when you arrived in Ashdod port? I mean, were you taken off the boat? Was there any violence? Were you detained? How?

Where? Um No, I prefer not to go into details. about that. We arrived there, we were detained and then we were Yeah. Yeah.

And then she said she was kidnapped, audio sound by 31. After their little freedom, their selfie flotilla. And by the way, she rode on a boat that had sails that they never actually unfurled, and it was powered by a diesel engine, but whatever. Audio Sun by 31, listen. On international waters we were illegally attacked and kidnapped by Israel.

She's saying Israel if she wants to understand what kidnapping looks like, let her go to Gaza and see if Hamas will show her all of the American and Israeli hostages that they have. Maybe Sherry Beavis and her boys, you saw what happened to them, they were kidnapped. Countless other people were kidnapped. When you're kidnapping someone, you don't give them a sandwich and send them home. I mean, Israel must be the worst hostage takers ever.

They gave her a sandwich and sent her home. Give her a free plane ride home. That's it. I mean, it was it's Greta Thunberg and her flotilla of misfit douchebags. They decided to Try to float to Gaza.

And by the way, do you know that while they were outside of Gaza, there was a convoy of Israeli trucks that literally delivered two tons of food? To Gaza the same day? They were already there unloading the food. while Greta Thunberg I am not even exaggerating. While Greta Thunberg and her flotilla of Misfit D-bags were taking selfies on their diesel engine powered sailboat, that they never actually unfurled the sails because none of their little attention-seeking celebrities actually knew how to sail.

I am not making this up. And didn't I also hear that they consumed a lot of what they were going to do? They literally did. They ate the AID. They ate it.

That they were going to pretend to give to starving Gazans. And Israel still gave them a sandwich. There's a picture of her. I have it on my newsletter. Of her smiling, wearing a goofy hat, and they're giving her a sandwich.

Astounding. I mean, she is a vapid, obnoxious brat, and it is embarrassing. I give her no excuses for anything. She does this willingly. And they said that they were going to have them watch October 7th footage, and she refused to do it.

And she was like, I'm not watching that propaganda. Um How is it propaganda when it's literally Hamas's own video footage? I mean, it wasn't Israel that took it. They literally got it from Hamas fighters. She is she is the David Hogg.

Uh she's the female David Hogg. She is. Oh my gosh, what happens if you put David Hogg and Greta Thunberg together? You would get like a dumb Voltron baby of stupidity. Oh my gosh, I think I'm gonna have to tweet that.

You would get a dumb Voltron baby of stupidity. Oh my gosh. We have more on the way. I can't even deal. I don't want to give any of them any ideas.

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