Absurd Truth: Theater Kid Dropout Is Back.

A man in Florida was arrested for firing a weapon in the air to celebrate a sports win, while another man in Florida was arrested for being drunk and wearing a pink thong and fake breasts. The Disinformation Governance Board head, Nina Jankowicz, has been accused of spreading misinformation and hypocrisy. Meanwhile, gold prices have surged and the US has experienced its windiest year on record, sparking debate about global warming.