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Classic Car Guy Comedy - Chicken Jokes

The Christian Car Guy / Robby Dilmore
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November 30, 2021 4:00 am

Classic Car Guy Comedy - Chicken Jokes

The Christian Car Guy / Robby Dilmore

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And, of course, today, speaking of chickens.

So, I think you're going to like this one, Carmen. So, if you used your stimulus this year to buy chickens for Gospel for Ages, you know, Christmas Critter campaign, you got your money for nothing and your chicks for free. I'm old enough to tell that. Yeah, there you go.

Yes. Dire Straits would tell you all that. But, anyway, you may wonder, I'm sure you do, Carmen, why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? I don't know. See, when he asked them who was the best composer of all, they all replied, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.

And, you know, it went very badly for him. So, you know, the other day I ordered a chicken and egg online and I'll let you guys know, okay? It'll come to you in a minute, all right?

Which came first. Yeah, there you go. So, how about this one, Carmen? What kind of sneakers, you may have wondered, what kind of sneakers do chickens wear? Chickens, specific, you know, because it's plural, so we got to do what kind of sneakers do chickens wear. You got any idea, Taun?

No, but I'm sure there's that. It's, are you ready for this? Reebok, bawk, bawk, bawk. And maybe you know this one, but it's old, but I like it anyway. What day do chickens hate the most? Friday.

It's just tough for them. So, I actually have a really neat Bible riddle for you today. So, what city in the Bible is the home of hateful birds? What city in the Bible is the home of hateful birds? You know, apparently Alfred Hitchcock visited it. You know, apparently Alfred Hitchcock visited it.
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