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Open? We're kind of in the realm of not talking about the past too much. Earlier on the show, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey, 49ers quarterback, Brock Purdy, Pro Football Hall of Famer Charles Woodson, Ravens running back Derek Henry. Coming up, actor Paul Rudd. And now it's Rich Eyes.
Oh, yeah. Hour number three of this monster kickoff show underway. Hour one, Travis Kelsey. Hour two, Brock Purdy, Charles Woodson, Derek Henry. And then Paul Rudd's about to join us to help us name our fantasy team.
What a day. And then as soon as we're done, you guys head off to Los Angeles International Airport. Our flights boarding at twelve thirty five. Our flights might be boarding already. Are you serious? Oh, we're hustling.
One fifteen. We got to book it. OK, sounds good. Oh, good. We don't have to have any post-show conversation. Carry on, Rich.
Because good, good, good job, guys. I'm mad. I only got one pair of sneakers for the rest of the week. Come on. You're fine.
You're fine. We're going to have to go shopping over there. I run over to NFL Network because I have two more hours of television. Yeah, you got like five jobs. I'll be hosting the season season preview kickoff show. And watch that on the plane. At eight Eastern Time. Let's go. I like Rich Eyes.
Did I find him accessible? Well, so does NFL Network. Thank goodness. Twenty second season with NFL Network. How about that, man?
Season 22. Huh? Would you ever have thought? I was hoping. I guess you were.
Yeah, I was hoping. And then I'll fly off to Kansas City. And then.
1A? We've got. Oh, absolutely. And then. P.J., my friend.
No, stop it. Rich will be on the plane before you guys. And then Wednesday. We come to you live from Kansas City. Our residency begins with a three hour program for our three days in Kansas City. And a brisket sandwich.
First guest welcoming us to Kansas City. I see. Rob Riggle. Fresh off of calling the Joey Chestnut. My God. Piehole.
A ganza. Like 80 some hot dogs yesterday. I mean. It was crazy. All I kept thinking was this. Yeah. Pow pow. Are you saying pow or pow pow?
Riggle's the best. By the way. I don't know if this is a proud achievement or not, but. Speaking of Taytay, which is in our household are now 11 year old daughter. When did that happen? By the way, I know that right. Happy birthday to her.
By the way, we're already getting people. I guess the channels looking for the rights to use Travis Kelsey's conversation we had about Taytay calling up plays for the Chiefs at any rate. I don't know if this is something we should be proud of, but I am. Taytay was having a sleepover. She was out of the house. Cooper, who's 13. Zan. He's already seen the movie. We showed stepbrothers in our household. Oh, congratulations. Well. No.
Susie hadn't seen it. Lead balloon. And I was telling her, I was telling her, like, this is a hard R. Like, this is really deep. Hard R. Yeah. That's not good. Don't touch my drum set.
And then never hard R. Oh, my gosh. It is Coop Coop Coop kind of like Coop's 13. That humor is. Well, the Catherine the Catherine on, you know, the stuff that probably went over there. No, no, it was so no land. Oh, it landed. OK. And what is so Susie never seen it.
What did she had not seen it? I you know, she she finds Will Ferrell and John C. Riley. Very funny. Adam Scott. Very funny. Wriggle.
All everybody. Very funny. It was unbelievable. I think it was even when he was here, he said he'd never done a comedy before. Yeah. Remember that he told that story? Yeah.
Add living. You'll have to stuff that these folks were ad libbing. They're singing in the car.
That gets me. And we and he said that there was everyone else was singing. He was ad. He was lip syncing and there was somebody singing his lines outside of the window on the green screen. Right.
Of the car. And we had Richard Jenkins here saying his Catalina wine mixer soliloquy about wanting to be a dinosaur as a kid. He ad libbed that. And Adam McKay's like, we're going to use that.
He goes, really? Yeah. At any rate, we've been down this stepbrothers wormhole a few times, including with John C. Riley and Will Ferrell them saying they were not going to do the sequel at any rate.
I think it was even a surprisingly harder are than Suzy expected. So there's that. That's what I was doing over the weekend. Part of what I was up to. I don't know how we got on that subject matter, but we showed stepbrothers to our kids. Well done. But Xan had seen it before. It's good parenting. I think so.
Okay. Oh, so Wriggle. Wriggle's coming on the show. That's right.
That's how he got on it. So, and then we won't be talking about stepbrothers with our second guest. Clark Hunt, the owner of the Chiefs will be on the program welcoming us to Kansas City.
And then third hour, the native son himself as well, Eric Stonestreet. Apparently he's bringing me surprise for us. He's teasing it on Twitter right now.
Is he really? Yeah. Big tease.
Yeah. What's he saying? Well, he just said, I got a big surprise coming. I would be surprised if it was not somehow local delicacy related.
It's probably a low and slow item. Nice. Kevin Harlan will be joining us because he's in town calling the Thursday night game for Westwood One. Same thing with Kurt Warner, who joins us Friday. Jeff Passan's going to join us because he's Mr. Kansas City as well. So and we're adding more guests as we speak. That's how we're rolling on that day. Some news about the Giants to tell you about. Brian Deball is going to call the place. Yeah, he is.
He's going to do it. When the seat is hot, you take the reins. I don't know how hot that seat is, pal.
I don't think it's that hot. If they go four and 13, it's like sea water. Well, but I mean, honestly, the first year we could be an outlier and it's all about number eight on the screen right there, man. It's all about Daniel Jones. I voted captain for the sixth time. Well, every quarter. If a quarterback's not voted captain, that's when you draft Vontae Mack, no matter what. To be honest, you know, I mean, seriously, every quarterback's a captain.
Go figure that. They made him a captain. Of course you're going to make him a captain. His teammates like him. Well, he's a likable guy, not if he stares down a quarterback from his own end zone and throws it right to him. You know, I mean, like that's the sort of stuff you've got to clean up here.
And that's that's what it's all about. And is it Deball's fault? I mean, even John Marrow was saying, well, we've got to give this guy a shot like the offensive line was shot.
And what are they going to do? They could not. The only thing you could push back against the Giants about with Daniel Jones and not and going into the season with him is they didn't draft J.J. McCarthy sixth overall. That's it, because your Patriots weren't coughing up Drake May under any circumstances.
None of the top three were moving. So if McCarthy's not your your flavor, then you're going to draft a receiver for your quarterback who you have to win with in twenty twenty four. I mean, the Giants pretty much knew on the spot. That they're going to have Daniel Jones, you got to you got to help him out.
And then they did what any team should do. If Brian Burns is available, go get him and hook him up with your other stud that you drafted a couple of years ago and go hunt. And try and win games seventeen, fourteen, if you can. Is that the Giants plan and making sure Malik Nabors doesn't, you know, lose his mind if he's not getting the football.
And so how do you get in the football if you're the coach of the Giants? You call the damn place. And you own it. Right. All right.
You got to. Did I just break down the Giants season for you right there? I mean, in a nutshell. And then they got the Vikings up first. Last year, they had the Giants that they had the Cowboys first didn't score a damn point. That was a bad game. And then after that, the G-Men, where are they going?
They're at the commanders. Here we go. You got a rookie quarterback. Go send Brian Burns and Kayvon Thibodeau his way and try and win that one and go visit the Browns and try and turn things around against the Cowboys. I'll be honest, that sounds like one in three to me. Unless Daniel Jones could show up like he did of all the teams for Daniel Jones to come back against the team that he won and done in the playoffs in the other team's house. He was stupendous.
So maybe he's got the same magic. Get off to a nice start when one of the next two road games and the worst you are is two and two after the Cowboys visit you. You're not going to pick the Giants week one? I got to think hard about it. Whoa, whoa. Wow.
Sam Darnold is really good. Has shown nothing. In years. Okay. Okay.
I don't know. Okay. No. No. No.
I got it. Questionable. We don't know what the run game is going to look like. Justin Jefferson. Justin Jefferson.
Do they have their own LSU guy? Okay. Can Sam get him the ball? Aaron Jones. Aaron Jones.
30 year old running back. Okay. I got to think hard about that one. Okay. By the way, we're picking games this week. Oh baby. Oh baby. We're back.
Okay. Over Reaction Monday podcast. We launched season two yesterday with our annual season preview show. We're calling it annual now that there's two of them. We should call it Over Reaction Monday Plus.
Right? And that's plus stone. Watch it. That's what this is.
Plus stone. The similar version of it. Yeah. Over Reaction Monday on a Tuesday.
Hit it. That was terrible. That was crap. That was garbage.
This place sucks. Over Reaction Mondays Monday on a Tuesday. Again, make sure you check out the Over Reaction Monday podcast every Monday, especially the season preview show that came out on Labor Day. It's a great one. We're very proud of that one.
We had a lot of fun. Christopher, you've got the floor here on this Tuesday. Hey, what's up? Everybody good? We're good. We're good.
We're ready to go. Mike, we're going to miss you and Casey. I know.
I'm sorry. Thursday night, we got a football game, guys. What happened last year? You remember what happened last year? They were proud. Did they not?
Interesting. What happened at the end of the year? With what? The Lions or the Chiefs? The Chiefs. Oh, they won the Super Bowl anyway.
Thursday night's game is more important to win for the Ravens. Oh, I agree. Absolutely. I don't think that's an overreaction right there. Oh.
Yeah, the Chiefs damn near went 0-2 last year to start. I got so much. I'm just conditioned for blowback. No, no, no.
I'm with you lately. The Ravens go in and say, this is a new year, different year. Lions, you could say, utilize that season opening win all the way through to damn near the Super Bowl. Momentum.
That was a springboard. The Chiefs were like, man, the Chiefs this year, they'll just be like this the whole season. What else? What else? We're not supposed to, we can't score touchdowns in the second half, right? Can't score offensively in the second half.
We don't have a big passing game, do we? Okay. Oh, wait a minute.
That's confetti. Yeah. So, yeah. I agree.
Ravens winning this one on the road and then potentially having a, well, I guess the tie break doesn't really matter anyway, since the Ravens lost at home. Much tougher than the West. You're going to get off to a good start there. Oh, I agree. Oh, wow.
What else? Okay, we're off to a good one. Yeah, we are.
I'm ready for you to disagree on this. Okay. Who did the Chiefs beat last year in the Super Bowl? They beat the 49ers.
Oh. 49ers are not going to win the NFC West this year. T.J.? T.J.?
I think that's a slight overreach. Uh-huh. And I love the Rams. What do you like? The Rams? That's who you like? You like the Rams? I kind of like the Rams. Whose house is it? Swerve's house. Oh, Rams house. This guy.
And to back up his play, you know what he's going to do? I'm going to be there when the Rams play the 49ers. I'm going to be there for the first home game.
Are you really? Me and my mom. Let's go. Hey, you and Mary Brockman are going. Going.
We're going to be there. Somebody just blows you out of the water. So you're not putting the tickets on the secondary market at all. They are not on. You're not even going to test the water. They are sitting in my wallet right now. Man, you know how much money you can pass up? You're not even going to test. I can't. I'll say this is an overreaction.
In this economy? Dude, they've got everybody back. They got everybody back. Yeah, but how are the vibes? The vibes are great. Really? Vibes are great. You know why?
Because two of the best players that we haven't even seen them. Vibes are great. We don't even know what they look like. You know what the vibes are? Great.
They're going to be great. You think Ayuk's got a problem right now? You know what? He's probably doing the Drew Bledsoe. Trying to do it.
He's probably doing the Drew Bledsoe. Oh, just checking his account? Yeah. That was amazing. Oh, he wanted more. My account's got that much in it now.
He had more than negative 17 in his account. What else you got, Chris? I love the vibe. I'll just say that's an overreaction. All right. NFC West.
A lot of interesting quarterback play. You're still there. You're still living in the West. Sorry. AFC West.
Okay. This is the second best quarterback in the AFC West this year. What happens to Justin Herbert? Yeah.
He don't exist. Just because Justin Herbert is not getting drafted in a lot of fantasy leagues, which by the way is nuts. How many fantasy leagues have you been in in Herbert's available in like round 10 or 12? All of them.
Right? I only do one league. I've been doing a lot of mocking. Oh. All right. Getting ready for my big draft this week.
I'm out during the show sometimes. Come on, man. So rookie quarterback is going to be bi-metric, the best second best quarterback, which means you're slagging on Herbert. Not really a rookie quarterback, right?
Isn't he like 31? Whatever. A lot of college experience. SEC Pac-12 doesn't walk through that door on Sunday. Sean Payton's system.
Herbert. What are the vibes over there? Great vibes.
What about the vibes? He might have 3,200 yards passing. You know what he's going to do? They're going to run the ball.
Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh offense. Run, run, run, run, run. So what? Plantar fascia. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?
The fascia is there. You know what Justin Herbert did? This is up in the air. Justin Herbert takes a look at your naysaying. And you know what he thinks of?
A locked elevator. That's what he's thinking. He's going to show leadership. Which we don't know with stage. We don't know that. Oh, God. What else you got, Chris? All right. Yeah.
You've just... I mean, we started off like a house of fire. We were good. We were good. All right. How about this one?
Okay. The Falcons will either win 10-plus games or finish fourth. There's no in between. They're either going to be really good or it's going to completely blow up in their face. Cousins isn't ready.
How does it blow up in their face? Cousins isn't ready or gets injured early on. And FedEx is not.
And FedEx is not up to snuff. I'll disagree. I think there's a gray area where they actually watch the Bucks win the division and they're still good enough to make it. I'll give the Bucks a little bit more credit here. And I know this sounds like you're slagging on Atlanta.
I'll push back there and say the Falcons can still do well enough to make the playoffs and not finish in fourth place. We just haven't seen Kirk at all and I think I'm a little worried. I wouldn't be. Okay. I wouldn't be.
That guy who showed up on our show two weeks ago didn't strike me as somebody who's a little bit concerned. Okay. What else? Why didn't FedEx play in the pre-season?
That's all I'm saying. I told you to make sure Heinecke can get sold off to some higher bidder. And he did. It worked.
Or they know they need him week one. Okay. How about this one? All the other receivers have gotten paid, right? One guy still left? Jamar Chase.
Yes. If he doesn't play week one, Bengals are on upset watch against the Patriots. This dude. This guy.
With no chase, Bengals on upset watch, T.J., week one. Is Remontre playing? Oh yeah. Oh, he might be onto something there. That's my guy, Remontre.
Come on, dude. What's up with Jamar Chase? I don't know.
But you think that the Patriots would still beat? Rich, weird stuff happens every week one. Weird stuff happens in week one.
We don't know. But you're seeing this with conviction. Like how am I supposed to say this?
How am I supposed to say it? You know what, Rich? I don't know, man. If Chase sits out. Well, I don't need you to sound like that. I need you to believe that I believe it. And I believe it. If Chase doesn't play, look out.
I will say this. That if Jamar Chase doesn't play, the Bengals aren't as good. But losing it home to the home opener, to the New England Patriots? No, sir. That'd be a shocking way to start the season.
I'm not going in the direction of I'll eat something, you know, or whatever. That dude who apparently deactivated his ex-account because they've had B.C. beat in Florida. Shut down Facebook. Shut down his Twitter account. He's going to leave the country, man. I'm telling you.
No one has heard from that dude. Red Solo Cup full of, you know. Yeah, I know. You think we need one more? All right. We'll get one more. All right.
What else you got? All right, Mike. A change of music. Non-NFL one. And that's just because she's been ballin'. After the Olympic snub guys, Kaitlin Clark is going to win WMB MVP.
I don't know about that. MVP? Although I did see somebody compare her numbers currently on the season to Cheryl Swoop's numbers when she won MVP, and they are comparable. She's been amazing. I thought you said that the Fever were going to win the title.
Close. Because they're now above 500. And the odds have changed.
At the break, they were 100 to 1. They're now less than 20 to 1 to win the title. Winning the title is a very tall order. A very tall order. What if she doesn't, though?
Like, come on. Can we agree she's Rookie of the Year, at least? I know Angel Reese has got the rebounding, but she's got the three points and the assists, and her team's above 500. They couldn't beat anybody in her first two weeks of her career.
They couldn't do a thing. And she's getting cheap shot at left and right. It's unbelievable.
Asked weird questions, too. MVP. Holy crap, she's got to deal with that. I would say Asia Wilson is still alive, so because of that. She dropped 40 and almost 20. But what if the Fever passed them in the standings? Then would she be MVP? It's close.
Maybe? It's close. By the way, I put a poll up on Twitter, Chris, earlier today, if anyone looks at it, I said, team most likely to three-peat, Las Vegas Aces and the WNBA or the Kansas City Chiefs. They're both back-to-back. They're both going for three-peat. So let's see which- Well, I mean, one's got 31 other teams that might knock them off, and obviously it's a smaller subset in the W. But WNBA MVP is a tall order, pal. She just did the first 31-12 game in history and then followed it up with 28-12. I understand. It's been fun to watch. You don't think voters will try to cheap shot her, too? Yes, I do think so.
It's the same Olympic committee? Nice. All right, let's take a break here. We have a fantasy league that we need to dominate. We had a great draft. I thought we did have a great draft against the fantasy footballers, but we haven't named the team. To help us name the team is one of our favorites and also a fantasy football diehard who's, I believe, still named his fantasy team after Judi Dench.
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Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. The AP top 25's down? Yeah, just dropped. Georgia one?
Yep. Texas two. Texas three. Ohio state two. Ohio state two. So who's four? Bama's four. Bama's four.
Big jump for the Irish. They're up to five. Oh, it was a nice win over Texas A&M.
That was nice. Six. Miss. Ole Miss. More Big Ten.
Oregon, I guess. Big Ten now, right? Oregon seven. Penn State eight. Mizzou nine. Michigan ten. Michigan dropped a spot. Dropped a spot. Okay.
Doesn't matter. LSU drops to 18. I'm just glad it's noon. I'm glad it's noon.
Michigan, Texas is noon. I am not happy about that. Why? Oh, because I, you know, would like to ramp up to that all day. Why? Nine a.m.
I don't like ramping. Best game of the day is nine a.m. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. I just don't want to wait all day. I guess for you personally, I understand.
For me personally, I don't want to wait all day. For me, I wish that was a four. You know, four.
Four Pacific. Dude. That'd be great. Texas is just really good. I know. And like I said earlier, I do not want to see Arch Manning.
Well, that would be bad news for you. That means Arch is just getting. Yeah. That means it's. Just getting in some reps. That means it's three, you know.
Oh, God. Twenty points and he's getting some reps. Yeah. That's good for me. For your trading card? Yeah.
For my boat. Yeah. Dude, what is that trading card up to now? A couple thousand, I'm sure. Is it really? I don't know.
Seriously. My boat. What do you mean you don't know? You traffic in this sort of stuff.
You traffic. I haven't checked those two. He does.
I haven't checked those two in a while. This is his world. I'm sure it's worth 2,500, 3,000, no doubt. How many you got?
Like five of them. What's my card worth now? Is it still a buck, a dollar plus tax? My card doubled, Rich.
That was a great moment at the Fanatics Fest. Remember, you signed it, so. That was funny.
Seven and a half, the line, Rich. Oof. Is that right? Yeah.
Texas, big road favorites. I'm not surprised. Yeah.
They've got some players on that team. That's my analysis. Well done.
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Call clickgrainger.com or just stop by. Every single day, we say stupid stuff. This just happened. Factual.
Every now and then, we'll say stuff and we're like, that's not a bad fantasy team name. And then you write it down. On sheets over here. At sheets. Tons of sheets.
Absolute sheets. But for us to actually finally name the team, we must call. We must separate wheat from chaff. And we have done so.
We have come up with eight team names potentially, and we now need help. And this man is kind enough to offer his help and guidance every single day. He's our shining light, the official selector of the Rich Eisen Show fantasy football team by Paul Rudd. Good to see you, Paul Rudd. How are you? Yes.
Yes. Hi, Rich. Hi, guys. What's going on? Paul, say Paul. What's going on?
Feels good to be back. Yeah. How many fantasy teams are you in again? How many leagues are you in this tournament? I don't know.
You know what? It's too many. How many are you in? I think I had like five maybe. Oh, wow. That's a lot. Yeah. Five?
By the way, it's stupid. The less enjoyable, the more you have. You have a ranked of like the main one and then the ones you kind of don't care about. So that's obviously what I have, but once you're in one, it's kind of hard to extricate yourself. Yeah. I got a problem saying. All right.
So you are the one league you want to win the most. Is that the one? Yeah. Is there a team name in that one?
What do you got? That one, I kind of really come up with a new name this year. I haven't really done it. Oh, you haven't?
No, I just drafted the team, but I got to really zero in on what the actual team name is. I still have like, you know, it's still kind of a holdover of a touch of Italy was one. Right. Is there a floral? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. A floral moment. A floral moment was one.
Nice memory, Rich. Yeah. Floral moment. The only one I've changed so far this year, the new one is live, laugh, wine. Is it spelled with an H? The wine?
No, no. It's spelled with, it's just like wine and my logo is just a really like a happy woman drinking a glass of wine. That's great. Is the woman Judi Dench?
Is that there? No, Dench is still up in a, Dench is still, that's still the one and that's with the exclamation point. Dench. None of them, none of them make really any sense and, and, but yeah, Dench, Dench, Dench I keep. Okay. Very good.
That's a, Dench is a keeper. Words I've never really said. Yeah. Okay.
So we have... Okay. In both fantasy football and in the acting world. In the acting world, Judi Dench is a keeper. For sure.
He's a keeper. Very good. For sure. I almost said, I'm just trying to think of how can I make a Judi Dench joke with a snake draft worked in there? I don't, I don't know if I could do that and be able to survive.
Anyone can, you can Rich, I have faith in you. All right. So here we go, Paul, it's, we have eight team names and I'm going to give you four of them and then you'll choose one from that four. Then I'll give four more of them.
You choose one there and then we'll come up with our final, our final name. Okay. All right. Okay. Here we go.
Paul Rudd, going to help us out. Here's the first one. You got to help me remember the context. Context is tough.
I think it was in reference to Mark Davis. Okay. Okay. The Fredo of owners. There you go. What do you think of that avatar right there? The Fredo of owners, Paul.
What do you think of there? Oh, that's a nice super imposed shot of you as Pacino right there. I think that is, I don't know if that's good.
With the Godfather font. That's it? Okay. There's no, you say, so this was in relation to Mark Davis.
Yes. I think I referred to Mark Davis as the Fredo of owners and so we wrote that down. Well, why wouldn't you put Mark Davis's face over John Cazal? We could do that potentially. We could. We could. Yeah. I don't know. But then it gets a little too specific, it seems.
That's true. All right. Well, I'll write this one down. I'm writing these down. Okay.
That's the Fredo of owners. Next one. Next one is, I don't know what the reference was, but this one's not bad. Sprinkle a little ursay is the name. Just sprinkle a little ursay in your life. There it is. I like the sprinkles.
The low is good. Yeah. Very good. Sprinkle a little. Okay. Sprinkle a little ursay.
And you have to say it that way, too, I think, right? I don't know what that's about, by the way. Next one, I have no idea what this was as well, but why not? Full bloom day ball. Full bloom day ball. There it is. Very artistic right there. I like that. That's like art but make it sports. That's right. Right there.
Full bloom day ball. Making head coaches. And then this one, I don't know what this one was. Systematic naysayers and while we've included you in our world, systematic naysayers. So those are the first four. You choose one.
Which one do you like out of those four? What advances to the finals, Paul? The front owners sprinkle a little ursay, full bloom day ball or systematic naysayers.
Paul Rudd, you have the floor. In a general sense, I like systematic naysayers, but of these, I think sprinkle a little ursay is the one that jumps out to me the most of the four. Okay, because sprinkle a little ursay in your life advances. Okay. I like that.
Here's four more. Partially because it can go either way. If you sprinkle a little ursay in your life, is that a positive or a negative? You don't know. It's cryptic. It can go either way. It can go either way.
It teeters on an edge. It does. It does. It also might make something a little more delicious. You just sprinkle a little ursay.
That speaks to Paul Rudd. Okay. Sprinkle a little ursay is a finalist. Yeah. Very good.
All right. Here are the four other ones. Where did this one come from? Was this Nick Swardson came up with this?
Yeah. It's got to be Vikings related. Genital uppercut. Oh, it's not related to anything. Well, I think he said the Vikings deliver that to him.
The genital uppercut is what Nick Swardson said. By the way, very nice. Wow.
That is a really funny habit. Smitched with an avatar. That's awesome. Next up, where did this one come from?
I don't know the back, but here we go. Cologne of Desperation. Oh, I'm sorry. Wow. Jerry Jones is spraying cologne on his wrist.
He's testing it out on his wrist. That's a great avatar. It's a great avatar. Wow.
Cologne of Desperation. All right. Next one, Spoonful of Whoop Ass. There you go. Just pouring a little whoop ass on a teaspoon.
All right. Spoonful of Whoop Ass. Which is, I hear actually, is quite a bit more than just a sprinkle of person.
I don't know if you've noticed, or we come up with just a different measurement, and then- As opposed to like a sprinkle of whoop ass. Correct. Yes, right. Last one for you here. This one might win it.
I don't know. Layers of Iberfluse. That is incredible. What a great avatar of the cast of the great Ferris Bueller there in front of the different Iberfluses layers. Wow. And if I believe it, if you're looking at it, it looks like Iberfluses behind them even has a little bit of the pointillist style, much like the painting of the Sunday in the park with George, the George Seurat painting that they're looking at in the film.
It's very nouveau. I don't know. I'm not going to go further into the art world. That's definitely not my lane. All right. So, genital- Well, as you can tell by these paintings behind me, my life is about art. What is happening behind you? Okay. Genital uppercut, cologne of desperation, spoonful of whoop ass, layers of Iberfluse, Paul Rudd.
What do you have? Look, I think this one, I'm going layers of Iberfluse because it also sounds somewhat geological. Yeah. Okay. I see. I don't know what exactly it references.
It's mad Iberfluse, right? That is correct. That is correct. But it could also be like a kind of rock. Yup. Iberfluse, you don't know.
It could be something like a discus, something rather than something like that. I go layers of Iber- Okay. Let's go layers of Iberfluse.
Okay. So now, here we go. Our two finalists. In the finals. The Rich Eyes and Show Fantasy Football Team will be called Sprinkle a Little Erse or... That is pretty great.
Or Layers of Iberfluse, Paul Rudd, who wins? Well- I love your note-taking. I'm taking notes because I take this seriously.
I don't want to just ship you guys. You've zoomed in, for God's sakes. Thank you. There were other logos that I thought were really winning. Yes. However, Layers of Iberfluse is going to be the winner. Wow. Fantastic. Look at that. Iberfluse is our team name. Chris. It's a mysterious name.
It'll make the change. You don't exactly know what the layers are. They are, because it's like an onion if you want to peel it back, the layers. Iberfluse, once upon a time, showed up looking like he didn't care about his hair or anything. Now he's coiffed. Look at this. Those are the layers of Iberfluse right there, Paul. Oh, yeah.
I don't even know who he is anymore. That's our winner. I love it. All right. Thank you, Paul. I like that. Sure thing. Absolutely. Well done.
Thank you. Who's in your fantasy team? I didn't do anything. Who's in your fantasy team? Who is in the team that you want to win? That you just drafted? Who's on that team?
Who's on that team? Yes. Well, all right. I'll pull it up right now.
Attaboy. Full run. It's a 14-teamer.
Fourteen. Is that the one? Yeah.
Is this the one with Cannavale and Latrulio and those guys? Yep. Okay. Yep. All right. Yep. It is.
And this is unnamed. By the way, if you want to call it Sprinkle with a Little Erse, we'll give you the avatar. We'll give you whatever you want.
You're not going to get litigious? Nope. What's mine is yours, sir. He's thinking about it. He is thinking about it. So I've got Jameer Gibbs.
Attaboy. Yeah. I've got Jalen Hurts. Okay. I've got Isaiah Pacheco. Of course. Which I didn't expect.
I mean, you know what? I came around and he was there on a 14-teamer and I thought, well, I'll definitely be going wide receiver here with Jameer, but every once in a while I'm like, this goes against the grain. I'm not going to plan this out, but I'm watching the Chiefs every Sunday. I love Pacheco. What a haggard.
Trapped. So I've got Jalen Waddle, Calvin Ridley, Kyle Pitts, Christian Watson. I've got Chase Brown, Bucky Irving, Chuba Hubbard, Jacoby Myers, Dontayvion Wicks, and Michael Wilson. Michael Wilson. Oh, I like that team.
Do you know what's missing from that team? Little Erse. That's it.
I'm telling you. Sprinkle it. Sprinkle.
If you want to do it, it's yours. Sprinkle. There you go.
Sprinkle. Look, he's really focused. He's really looking at that cone. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in.
Just like you, man. All right. We're going to KC tonight. We're going. We're doing the show there for three days. You are? Yeah, we're going to be there.
Oh, man. Have a great time. I wish I was there. I bet.
I'll be watching. What do you think? Is that about a three-peat? Paul?
What do you think? For your Chiefs? These are the questions. These are the questions. I just hate to answer any, but I'm too superstitious.
I don't talk about any of this stuff. I love the Chiefs. I think they've got all of the pieces there to make it happen, but I know how challenging that will be. Three in a row. If it wasn't challenging, it would have been done already.
That's correct. So do you feel like even those words just jinxed the Kansas City Chiefs, like they were going to win a third in a row, but you just saying that actually has taken that off the table? Part of you think that right now?
Paul? For real? How dare you?
You can see just such a thing. How dare you? How dare you? That's how you repay me. Do you think you are, Isaac?
Of course this is going to be plaguing me now for the entire scene. No, it's all good. No, no.
I don't think that. Okay. Very good. Paul, thanks for the time. You're the man. Best to your whole fam. Say hi to President Monroe behind you or whatever that is.
I have no idea. I'm due back in the Oval Office in about 10 minutes, so I'm glad we were able to wrap this zoom up quickly. Listen, he's in the founder's room, wherever he is, Paul Rudd not only naming our fantasy team, but he just completed the purchase of Louisiana right here on The Rich Isaac Show. Fantastic. Well done, Paul.
You're a multitasker. Thanks for the time. Have a great season, guys. Have a great show. Have a great season. I have no doubt Layers of Iberflus is going to wind up on the surface layer, the top. The top strata. Thanks, brother. Thank you very much.
That's Paul Rudd, everybody, right here on The Rich Isaac Show, the one and only. You called that. You thought- I said Layers of Iberflus. I wanted that to be our team name. I was really into genital uppercut. Which is not a metaphor for anything, by the way.
And that didn't even make the finals. By the way, spoken like a true New England fan. Wow. You're into the genital uppercut.
I'm going to take a lot of those this season, I think. Hey, now. Sprinkle a little ursay, though. I mean, Smitch really outdid himself with sprinkle a little ursay.
And then just show me one more time, cologne of desperation, please. We got to keep this and maybe use this as our weekly cowboy update. Yes. Yes.
I could just give it up. Look at him. I do a weekly update on the cowboy. Sprained it on the wrist. It's marvelous. It is marvelous.
Got to hit the wrist. That is great. That is amazing. That's truly one of Smitch's finest efforts.
I may post all these just because they're all so good. Full bloom day ball is very, very nice. So Smitch sent me that little teaser over the weekend. He wanted to know if I thought it was too risque.
Venus day ball? Well, just because, you know, it's because he's covering up his naked body with a play sheet. I was like, no, this is perfect. He ain't looking at it.
This is what we wanted, right? Because if it wasn't for the play sheet, it would be a full bloom day ball. A full bloom day ball. Frank's and beans. Frank's and beans. Let's take a break here.
Thank you. Mike. Mike, we're here on it today. It's too bad you're not coming with us. Valley's here. I got to show you Jason's over there.
AFC South previews people when we come back and maybe we'll sneak in a call. That was funny. Listeners please welcome a real finance nerd from our sponsor, nerd wallet. Hey Sean. Hey Rich.
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Wow. And a Royals hat. No glove. No glove.
Rudd on the back. 42. And are those are those shades from the from Karl Lagerfeld.
Is this Kansas City Royals issued? Did you get them? I mean, because you got the belt, you got the shoes, I got the stirrups. I have stirrups. Okay. I have stirrups. I forgot to pack them.
Where did TSA stop you? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You can't go with the royal blue stirrups. Not allowed to take toothpaste.
If you'd only put it in the plastic bag, bottled water and stirrups, which is everybody who sent you this. Tell everybody. Go ahead. Yeah. The Jersey.
Thank you for giving me my birthday. Come on, man. Thanks, Mom. Isn't that great? Yeah. Walking around. Just just walk around the studio space, explore the studio space. There's Paul Rudd right behind me at the sunglasses. Just freak people out.
Is there can we raise can we raise the I guess the blinds here. So there's Paul. Paul, just go back there.
Just walk into the cafeteria like that and see what happens. There he is just staring at people as they're going about their business on campus here in his full on white Kansas City Royals jersey. Does this affect the flair? Yeah.
This is there's a flair situation. But there you go. People are looking right in there and saying, wow, what is Paul Rudd doing? Just chilling out there.
There you go. Get down there, Paul. Right here on the Rich Eisen Show. Everybody head to our YouTube channel if you need to or our podcast all three hours.
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Game time. Let's go to Dylan in Vancouver who's been hanging on for almost three hours. How are you, Dylan?
How are you taking the time? Look at us, Rich. I'm following Paul Rudd on the Rich Eisen Show. That's the way we roll. What's going on, Dylan?
All right, Rich. On June 21st, I called in and I did my win-loss game for the Colts. You told me they are not homecoming, Dylan. They are not homecoming. Four days later, you have Mr. Jeffrey Simmons sitting across from you. You know what you say to Jeffrey Simmons? The Titans are not homecoming, Jeffrey. The Titans are not homecoming. You run away with my narrative for the rest of the summer, and so I'm feeling emboldened, and so what do I do?
I have to go through every win-loss game to get the data, and that's exactly what I did. Oh, my God. Okay. And it is what?
I have 103 entries here dating back from the middle of May. What? We have 5, 17, and 0 predictions, but I did this all to see where the Indianapolis Colts and the Tennessee Titans laid, and after 103 call-ins, I put it through to the win percentage, and 15 percent, one five, 15 percent of callers when the Tennessee Titans come up said, you know what? The Titans are going to beat us.
15 percent, Rich. The Indianapolis Colts, 14 and a half percent. You're saying that the Titans are the most disrespected team, and the win-loss game is an overinflated narrative by a half percent? You stole my signs.
You stole my narrative, Rich Eisen. The Colts are the most slept on team. They were one game away from winning that division. They just got a plus one with Coach Seiken. You think the Chargers are going to plus seven?
My guys just got a plus one. They just need a sprinkle of ursay, and they're in. Well done, Vancouver. That was fantastic. There it is. That's for you, Dylan.
If you're watching, you're sprinkling in a little ursay. Thanks for the call. Appreciate it. Wow. Thanks, guys. You got it. So we've played the win-loss game 103 times.
Dylan's official show status. That's impressive. That's incredible. Who knew? Well, let's see if we disrespect them even further.
The AFC South to be predicted, TJ Jefferson. Yeah. What do you have over there? Well, after that, I don't feel great about what I'm about to say.
Okay, go for it. What do you got? But coming in the AFC South at number four, I'm going to go backwards. All due respect to Jeffrey Simmons, I do have the Titans, and at number three, I do have the Colts. And at number two, I have those Jacksonville, Rich, you like the way I say this, Jaguars.
And I got CJ Stroud continuing his phenomenal rookie season and taking it to the next level. Got the Texans taking the AFC South. Texans, Jaguars, Colts, Titans per TJ Jefferson. Christopher, what do you have for the AFC South?
I like your bottom two. We have the same there. Colts, three. You're going for the Texans? I think we're a little too high on the Texans.
The tape, a full year of tape on Stroud, a little down to earth. This is, I'm more high on the Jags than I am down in the Texans. I think big bounce back for Trevor Lawrence.
Love their additions and free agency. Ten and seven, they might both go ten and seven. Jacksonville takes the tie break.
I like Jacksonville. Okay. And I'll tie break here. I'm going with you, TJ.
I got the same thing. Okay. Great minds. Even though I've been saying don't sleep on the Titans, they're the sleeper team. I just still, you know, I still need to see it, but they have, I mean, look at the people they added. Jerry Asneet, Calvin Ridley, Tyler Boyd, Jamal Adams, I mean, they have added some serious people losing Derek Henry. But I don't think the Texans are anything but who we think they are, pal.
Possible. I'm with you. I think Jacksonville plus is up. I'm with you on Jacksonville plus is up, but not above the Texans. I think they both make the playoffs. Well, that would be interesting because everybody thinks at least three teams are coming from the North or, or, or potentially three out of the East and that would be something.
But that's the AFC South predictions right here. So I guess we're disrespecting the Colts a little bit. I mean, but we said a little bit, not disrespectfully, you know, we're, we're, we're very respectful on this program.
We're respectful when we disrespect. What a great show, by the way, man, Travis Kelsey, Travis Kelsey, and then Brock Purdy and Derek Henry and Charles Woodson and Paul Rudd. If you missed any of it, there's our podcast, all three hours, whatever rich Eisen says is true. That's a good new Brock Purdy drop. That's a new Brock Purdy drop and I love it.
Great drop, man. And it's true. What he said. Who's to say Brock Purdy's a liar? Not me.
Although Brock Purdy called Kittel a liar saying that Kittel, Kittel, Kittel quoted him as dropping an F-bomb and Purdy said he does not curse. Gosh, dang it. What's the matter with you, George?
Ah, darn it. Hey, Philip Rivers didn't curse you. By the way, you know who's hugging it out on the practice field right now? All the Niners. So you're like, what, what's the vibe?
The vibe is, is very, very high. Let's see them play on Monday. They will.
Let's see them play. We're going to be in Kansas City for the next three days live on the Roku Sports Channel. It's going to be awesome. And our guests on Thursday is we're coming out with a pow pow pow pow pow. That's Wednesday.
First guest pow pow pow pow pow. You think Clark Hunt will let us tour the apartment? That's creepy.
Oh, you don't know about this? I know what it is. It's not an apartment. It's a full on house. Clark Hunt will be there on Wednesday and then Eric Stone Street.
That's on Wednesday's show. Layers of Iberfluz, baby. Let's go. Let's go.
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