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Now, on with the show. From a clean pawkins. This is the Rich Eisen Show. Keekly frees the quarterback so fast. Has it hit you that you're now part of this group?
The further away you get from it, the cooler it gets. Earlier on the show, Emmy winning NBC sports broadcaster Mike Torico. Two-time Super Bowl champion Kyle Van Noy. Coming up. Five-time Pro Bowl tackle Teron Armstead.
Comedian Earthquake. And now, Rich Eisen. Hour number three of the Rich Eisen Show is on the air here from rainy Southern California. We'll do the traffic later on. Earthquake is here.
We have a rainstorm and an earthquake. Earthquake, the comedian, is in our green room. He's going to come out. We'll have a lot of fun with him. He's a die-hard DC sports fan.
He's going to be coming out here in support of Joke Telling Business, available now for streaming on Netflix, filmed in. Atlanta, he's in our green room. We just finished up two hours on ESPN. We're on ESPN 2 right now. We had Kyle Van Neuy on the program in hour 2, and hour 1, Mike Tarico.
Chimed in from Italy, finished up the two hours on ESPN. One of my proudest achievements as a Michigan man using my platform for good. Um playing the sound bite of Ohio State transferred to Notre Dame. The wide receiver Milan Graham. Um talking about um About actually going to class.
Now he's in Notre Dame. Played that sound about three times. On ESP. I'm very proud of that. Um, and I guess could be a different audience on ESPN2 right now.
So let's hit it. Let's go one more time. Mylon, your thoughts? Same class. How is that?
Transition. Yeah, not too different. Just have to actually go in person, just stuff like that. In Notre Dame, obviously, everybody knows how it is with academics.
So, just being able to lock in with stuff like that, that's about it. Everyone knows how it is. Everybody. Everybody knows. I mean, it's a big difference between, you know, zooming into class or.
Or showing up into person because that's where we're assuming is what he meant. Yeah. About actually going to in-person. Or assuming. I mean, the difference, Teron Armstead's been here.
That's true. Yeah. But him zooming in, right? A big difference. Oh, yeah.
Right, Terron? Did I make the. The distinction? Big difference. Big difference.
Big difference. Yeah, we've done both before the without the portal. We've done both.
Now Arkansas Pine Bluff, did we have a big rival that you love to troll on every possible chance, just like I'm doing right now with my platform? I don't believe I'm abusing my platform. I think I'm using it to inform. But was there an Arkansas Pine Bluff? Uh bitter rival.
Tyron, I would have to say Jackson State.
Okay. We won the Pine Bluff first ever. SWAG Championship. It was against Jackson State.
So. That that it's a robbery there.
Okay. So you you appreciate at least me trying to inform and use my platform to inform when it comes to this sort of stuff. I appreciate you, Rich.
Okay. In general, you know what I mean? I appreciate what you do, what you bring to the world of sports. Thank you, sir. Teron Armstead, right back at you.
Okay, so I see a Saints lid. I see a Dolphins lid. What else do we got in your background right now? What other nicknames? We got music.
We have Singer Bowl Hall of Fame. Ah. Yeah, a few hats, some plaques, you know. What's that game ball? What's that game ball?
What's the game ball over your right shoulder? That's the Senior Bowl Hall of Fame ball. I didn't know there was this, with all due respect to our friends in Mobile. What do we got there?
Okay. Oh, with Gruden, Richard Sherman, Geno Atkins, and the other name is kind of... Alex Mack. Alex Mack, okay. Nice.
All right.
Okay. Do you have to give a speech and stuff like that or? I did, man. We went down to Mobile.
Okay. All of us, the entire class, we had our chance to speak. It was incredible. Shout out to the senior ball. They rolled out the red carpet for us for sure.
Yeah. They're awesome first-class people. All right.
You know what? Part of the reason why I want to talk to you, I'll always talk to you. 12 years in the league and you're digging your heels into the paparazzi right now, the media. Um The dolphins fascinate me, Terran. They really fascinate me because they've got...
They've got some guys, and I know they just are going to, they're going to cut Chubb and Tyreek Hill to save some money, and they just changed their front office and their coaching staff. What do you think is. cooking up right now in Broward County. Toront. Full rebuild, man.
Full reset. I think it's I think it's uh you when you hold the power button down. You know, I mean, I think that's what's happening right now. It's not just a. You know, delete a few apps.
I think they're really, really starting to create a brand new regime. Chris Greer was at the head of it for a very long time. They brought in a ton of talent. Different head coaches. But having been able to Achieve the success that the Dolphins fan base and ownership are yearning for.
So, With John Eric Sullivan, Jeff Hafley, they're getting a chance to approach this thing with a blank page. with a with a blank cave canvas.
So they can start to build the franchise and organization that they feel. will create the success that we're looking for. You know I love that analogy, holding the power button down. We can all understand that. And that is always no, seriously, because that's my, you know, my last resort of like, I can't figure this thing out.
You know, I don't know how to, I don't know how to un you know. F this thing up.
So let me just Let me just hold the power button down. And it does appear to be that's what the Dolphins are doing. My question is: when the power comes back on, Is Tua still on this team, do you think? That's tough, man. When I spoke on it when Tua was benched during the season, and I was very vocal about him being a starting quarterback next year.
That was under The impression that there will be the same regime. It'll be the same campaign, Mike McDaniel and company. That they had experience together of being the number one offense in the league and feel strongly or confident that they can get back to that spot. This is a different situation. Jeff Hafley doesn't know Tua at all, he doesn't have that same experience.
The ups and downs of being with Tua. John Eric Sullivan doesn't have that experience with him as well. I'm sure they're having conversations and trying to figure out what's best for the team as far as performance and production, but also financially, because Tua has such a big cap hit. Um I don't think I don't think so at this point. I I think the that this new Um leadership Are showing the direction that they're going.
We're releasing Tyreek Hill, releasing Bradley Chubb, James Daniels. and et cetera, with more names to come, I'm sure. Minka Fizz Patrick name comes up yesterday in trade talks.
So I I can see tour. Moving. From being a Miami Dolph? Yeah, I can too. And I'm wondering if he would.
prefer that as well. Wh what what's your read of of his view? of everything. Yeah. Not to make you speak for him, but I'm just, you're, you're, you know, you're.
You know, you're you're somebody who's is uh you know who's got You know, boots on the ground, if you will, and knows a few things.
So I'm kind of hunting and pecking for what you think on that front. Uh talking to Tour. And and Again, at the time that we spoke, it was still under the leadership of Mike McDaniel, Frank Smith, as the office of coordinator, like the same. It was the same group and His thought process then was be the best teammate possible, show up, be the best leader possible, help Queen Ewers be ready to lead the guys for the rest of the season. And then the offseason hit have some real uncomfortable conversations with the people upstairs.
And figure out how do we fix this and move forward.
So he was. All in on Right in the ship in Miami. I'm sure a lot of those conversations change with the departure of Mike McDaniel and the departure of Frank Smith. Um all these other guys that They had built that that um organization with for the last four years so I haven't spoken to him personally since. Jeff Jeff Hafley took over.
So I I honestly, I can't speak. From his words, but in my opinion, I think it'll be best. Fresh start, get somewhere to to Just get a new climate. You know what I mean? Deep breath and go ball.
Yeah, go ball, and you know, it reminds me of another situation, although the Jets did have the second overall pick. when they brought in a new head coach in Robert Sala. And Got Sam Darnold out of there. And now we're seeing what. what Sand Darnold has become, And sometimes you sit back and wonder: would we have seen that photograph of Sam Darnold in green holding up?
A Lombardi trophy. Had he been wearing Jets colors this entire time. And right, you know, you just basically said it's right on fall. No, yeah, right. And so That may be what I'm sitting here thinking about Tua.
that he might sit here and go, okay. I'm seeing Sam Do what he's done somewhere else. Would he want to bounce around to three other teams before landing on his fifth Super Bowl spot? Probably not. But I'm wondering if there are some other quarterbacks in the league, Kylan Murray being another.
Right now, even though there's a new head coach and a new head coach there might say he's better than the other options. as opposed to a new head coach in Miami saying, I don't want the same issues. that happened before, now I own them. I'd rather start from scratch. And I'm wondering if that That might be the case here for a lot of quarterbacks around the league here.
You know, yeah, yeah, no, Rich, it's a lot to think about, it's a lot to consider. What I do know is very, very few elite quarterbacks, like, it's very few. That Give you the chance to beat anybody on any given Sunday. And it's hard when you got someone. that you've seen the level of production.
that that's hard to find. It's rare.
So it's hard to move on from those guys, even if It's a bad stretch or it, you know what I mean? The production is not. Exactly, what you want to see at the moment. You kind of. You gotta weigh the options, man, because those.
Humans are few and far between. It's tough. It's been teams. for 20 years trying to find a franchise quarterback. And we've also saw teams that have been able to roll right into them.
Green Bay Packers go from Brett Forbes to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love. Like, that's rare. We got a lot of other teams that have moved on from a quarterback. that has struggled mightily since. Yeah, I can't help but think Jordan Love's current backup in Malik Willis.
putting him with a porpoise on the side of his helmet, you know, a dolphin right there. Like that, that that you know and Halfley would know. Two, you'd know what he the kid is. I think that plays a part. I think that plays a part in all of it.
I think Malik Willis is that. insurance plan That um I'm looking at the talent, man. I've seen them. Come in in different times and run that Green Bay Packers offense. And look.
Exceptional. and look the part. And I can only imagine with a full offseason. Full training camp, full preseason. What that would look like, and how much better he'll be, how much more comfortable he'll be.
His athleticism jumps off the film. Um So yeah, I think having Malik Willis in their back pocket. Especially with his price tag, because he can't he can't. Acts for too much. He hasn't had.
Mini snaps. I think that it definitely helps their situation. No doubt. In the quarterback room. Right.
And in big games, and also in cold temperatures, we would stop hearing the whole conversation of the Dolphins can't win in the cold. If you have a kid like that, maybe. You know, I don't know. I can't. There's certain things that I just can't.
You know um you know, unlock Myself from thinking right now. And Malik Willis in Miami for this team that is seemingly, that finished strong, obviously, with the previous coach, with a new guy and a new sensibility and attitude, it might actually mean something. Before I let you go, Teron Armstead, 12-year veteran, Terran Armstead here, and also his podcast, The Set. Everyone should check that out. Um You you had something to say about Will Campbell.
What you saw from him in the Super Bowl in Super Bowl 60. I'd love for you to give you the floor here on this show. Your advice for this kid. uh after he had a a long a long day and night. In in Santa Clara against Seattle.
Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Rich, I appreciate the lot, and I'll windmill that thing back to the set.
So I gave a more detailed breakdown of. What I saw and what I see from Will Campbell in this game. On the set, so if you want to go over there. Leave Rich Eisen after I get off and come join me on the set. But um in in short.
With Will Campbell, he did a lot of A lot of really good things throughout his rookie campaign. He came in physical, aggressive, he was finishing guys. Taking guys to the ground. really coming in and Playing with confidence, he had an injury. He comes back from injury.
You see the lack of confidence. You see the lack of strength. in that uh in his MCL injury with his knee. And he goes through a stretch in the playoffs, a gauntlet of the best that the league has to present. You got Will Anderson and Danil Hunter.
You graduate from there, you go to Nick Benito, Jonathan Cooper. You're promoted from there and you go to the big dance against the plethora of rushers that the Seahawks presented. And people talk about the path that the Patriots had on their way to the Super Bowl, but that wasn't Will Campbell's story. Like he faced the best of the best. And not to make excuses at all, like it's the NFL, you're going to see the best for Will.
And the issues that I saw repeatedly that kept getting him in trouble was technique, was footwork, was. Being in the ground, connected to the ground to where he can generate power, not just catch and absorb power from these guys that's 260, 70 pounds, that's not reading much. They're getting off the ball and running straight towards you on their way to Drake May.
So, His his actual passet, like the 45-degree set that he had. Consistently was able to get to the spot. And that when that and when I say spot, I mean that That point of intersection between the defender and the quarterback, he was consistently able to get there. which is hard for young players.
So The fact that he's able to get there consistently, where he's in between. The DN and the quarterback consistently. But the issue was once he got there. Hesitation. Uncertainty no foundation, not having his weight in the ground, those are fixable.
And um I believe he will. I believe he will get it fixed. He will get his feet in the ground. He will be connected from his upper body to his lower body. He is powerful.
and to be able to generate that and start to bring that fight back to the D lineman.
So I'm excited to see Wills in year two. Me too, man. And so are the Patriot fans like my guy Brockman over here. And that's a That's what you can learn when you check take in the set on wherever you get your podcasts or on a YouTube channel with Terran Armstead. And you can also learn that I apparently And Tyreek Hill's dog.
That's my dog. Yeah. Right? He said that on your pond, right? Terror?
Yeah, he did. He did. He did. You said that on the session. I need for real from you.
For real. When he said that I was his dog. Were you surprised? Were you supposed to be? Not at all.
Not the slightest.
Okay. Not the slightest.
Because my guys here were kind of like, whoa, they were taken aback. I mean, it was shocking. Yeah. I mean, that's what he said. You don't go on the set with Teron Armstead and just lie.
Not at all. No. Not at all. No. It's not the lie.
It's called, if I'm not mistaken, it's called no cap, right, Tron? No cap. Ah, never said that before. We can adopt the slogan. No cat.
I'm his dog. Thanks. Teron Armstead. Thanks for the time, sir. Appreciate it.
Yeah, Mondays and Thursdays, 7 Eastern Time, new episodes of The Set with Terron Armstead. You're welcome here anytime, as you know.
So thank you. And you're welcome to the set anytime. Let me know. I would love to return the favor. You've done my show about three, four times now.
You just let me know. You know how to reach me. Oh, that's a fact. We'll do that. Instead of me sending you an invoice, I'll just save a spot for you.
You know why? Because you are my dog.
Okay. Okay. Rich. Appreciate you, bro. You're welcome.
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The Rich Eisen Show Podcast. Everybody, our radio audience has just returned. Earthquake is here, already off and running. We just saw a clip from Joke Telling Business available now for streaming on Netflix. And this man also hosts his daily serious XM show Quake House on Kevin Hart's Laugh Out Loud channel.
It's just 16 clicks above ours and channel 96. And currently, also in the Hopper, you and Bill Burr together on a Fox comedy about your life, correct? Yeah, I'm going to have a sit calm out about my life, so things are going to change.
So if I hit real hard, I was holding up your Emmy back there, so I'm seeing how it feels.
Okay. But if I hit one, Rich, I ain't going to be back here in the rain. You can tell I'm struggling. I came here because you can tell I ain't made it yet because I'm here in the rain. If I got an Emmy, man, you're going to hear from my public.
You are not wrong. I want to explain to everybody listening and watching across this great nation of ours that if anybody shows up in the rain in Los Angeles, California, they mean. Business. I really appreciate that. I was going to use one of my call-in days.
But I appreciate it. It is a sick day.
So you're a DC guy, right? You're born and raised. Everything. Born and raised. Yes.
Okay. So, what are we talking about? We're talking about everything. Watching wizards who play like they don't practice. The Commanders, of course, that's my team.
85, we call them Baby Jesus. And Hovey from the Capitals. And the Nationals. I almost got jumped up by some Latinos when we beat the Dodgers. Right.
We beat them going to the World Series. But yeah, I'm DC Everything. DC Everything. Everything. Who's your favorite DC athlete of all time?
Ooh, that's a good one, Doug Williams was. on the way by Chris Hamberger. was one of my he made the hall fame yeah did he he did he went in with dion He did. Yes, he did.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He did eat. Chris Samberger, Talburn.
Little Pat Fisher, the little dude. I've been in and down ever since. Those are my people.
Okay. And two years ago, you were just watching Jaden Daniels do his thing and you're like, we're back. We're back. We're back. And, you know, we had a bad year, but, you know, it's understandable.
But he got hurt, but we broke a lot. We had to let the old dudes get a shot one more time. We had the oldest. Football team, the oldest team in the league. But you had to come back.
They went to the NFC championship. We gambled and tried to get it. You know, see, could we get the old team back to do it again, but they broke down like a Ford. And so it's time to get a young team now, let all them old dudes go and, you know, build around baby Jesus.
Okay. Which is what he is real. He's also a good, good kid. Good kid. Yeah, we got to stop letting him run.
I'd be please like stay there. I know him, you know, I know of him. Right. I know his moms. And I go to the games all the time.
Me and his moms be up there cheering for him.
So you excited that you might go back to DC, right? That the stadium might go back to the spot of RFK right now? Oh, yeah. I'm already put in for my season tickets. I'm planning.
See, it's going to take five years for them to get the stadium there. And by that time, I'll be syndicated with some money. And I could be the black Jack Nicholson at the Redskin Bank. You know what I mean? Just strolling in there, you know, my young wife, you know what I mean?
Just talking about day saying, look at it, it must be the money, whatever. Sitting in there, just sitting there, walking in, you know, having a good time.
So I'm looking forward to it. I loved when it was RFK and was there. Landover and the name of it, it was too, that stadium was terrible. We never won. And we got rid of Snyder, so the boogeyman gone.
Yeah. So we good. I saw one game in RFK Stadium. Terrible stadium.
Well, but it was, it was, I was two rows from the front. Uh Uh and the upper deck. And when there was a touchdown in the back of the end zone, we had to literally stand up and lean over to see what was going on in the back of the end zone. It's terrible. But I will never forget it.
The stadium really did shake. It shook when the... It shook from losing. It was terrible, man. We took beatings, man.
One time, I forgot who beat us so bad. Oh, the New Orleans Saints. We was in New Orleans. I was at that game.
Okay. And Breeze set some record and they stopped the game to give him all the ball and everything. I said, what kind of stuff is this? You can't stop the middle of the game. I know y'all up by 30, but still, it was terrible, man.
But we got our quarterback and we looking forward to it. I believe in Bruce Allen. I believe in the new owner. We got Magic with everything Magic touched turned into gold. Magic, we turned my phone calls, man.
Once you became a billionaire, you can't get him back. Millionaire can call him all the time. Magic's not returning Earthquakes. No, he won't call him my me and Magic was tight when he was just a millionaire. But when they get the billionaire, they don't call you back.
A different phone number when they get up there. How did you get started? I was in the military. And for nine years, I wanted to do 20 years, but the war broke out. And I told him I don't mind practicing for war.
You know what I'm saying? I could have stayed at home to get shot at.
So I told him, I'm getting out.
So I looked on TV, and CNN said the best place for a young black man to do well is Atlanta.
So I say, I'm on my way. And I went there. And started a comedy. They wouldn't allow me to work at the Black Comedy Club there.
So I opened up my own comedy club. And the rest of it is history. I never thought that this was my calling. But, you know, nothing better came along.
So I guess this is my faith.
Okay. And so who did you, who are you doing stand-up with in Atlanta back in the day? Oh, everybody. Everybody that you see. Kevin Hard, Shay Sappelle, all of them worked at my club.
All of them. Steve Harmon, any major star that you see comedian now came through my club. I had three of them. And how'd you get Earthquake?
Well, Earthquake is a name is because I didn't know if this was going to work out or not. And I ain't want to mess around and mess up my good name.
So, you know what I mean? You know, my family, very critical. They like, you know, that boy got out the military doing nine years and went to Atlanta trying to be Richard Pry.
So if it didn't work out, and people like, hey, they go earthquake. Like, my name ain't no earthquake. My name's Nathaniel. I don't know no earthquake.
So, I didn't have faith.
Okay. If you really want it, so just in case it didn't work out, I needed something behind it. Just, you know. Cover for myself. Chris Rock's working in your club.
Yes.
Okay, and that's how you got to connect with him. Is that how you want to? Yes, that's how I met most of the comedians. Because when I booked Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle, I got Dave very early in his career. And we were paying him so much money.
So I was like, I got to see who this dude we're paying all the money.
So I said, I'll pick him up from the airport. And I found out he was from DC, and we've been friends ever since. You picked up Chappelle from the airport. Picked him up from the airport. We went and went to the strip club called Magic City.
And that's what was my always my opening for all of you. Let me take you to the airport to Magic City? Yeah, man. Because you had to go, you had to pass Magic City to get to my club. Ain't no sense of stopping the landmark.
You had to go down there and pay your respect. It was Martin Luther King House and then Magic City. These were landmarks you had to sit here and let them know and breaking in.
Okay. Because, you know, being a great host, Rich, like you are. I appreciate that. Yeah, no, I didn't pick you up from the airport, even though it's just up the road. Yeah, but you left all them snacks.
They're gone now. Because if I'm going to come in the rain, you ain't going to keep your snacks. That makes sense. That's totally fine. We'll get more, no problem.
And is that how you wound up in Everybody Hates Chris? Yes, he just put me on. And also, shout out to Cedric Entertainer. Tonight is the wrap for the Neighborhood Eight Seasons, which I was a part of. And we're wrapping it up tonight off of CBS.
Sed's been here. Yes, good too. Good too. Pitching his food. Yeah.
Yeah. And so, all right, so you got a good Chris Rock story for me? Um. He got a joke that's so funny. I hope he ain't going to put it on anything.
But we were at the comedy club about a month ago. I mean, about six months ago.
Okay. And Chris Rock says: since he's been divorced, His wife is the third highest paid comedian in the world. Boyd, I said, man, you know, sometimes you hear a comedian say a jungle, like, oh, Lord, I wish I came up with that one. That was beautiful.
Okay. So no, Chris is one of the greatest. Dudes in the world. He gave me a shot. He gave my club, and I called him sometime.
And I went to Europe with him and Dave Chappelle. And it was beautiful. I bet. Yeah, man. It was 20,000 white people that didn't know me.
And it was beautiful. What's the show you're doing with Bill? Oh, it's about my, it's called Steel Craig, about my life. I wrote it. About what?
About what we just went down to? What we went down to. Really about me being in LA for over 25 years, never thinking I'm going to get a shot. To get um, to be a see my dreams come to fruition, yeah. And when the fires came in LA, everybody else took that a sign from God to rebuild, and I took it as a sign it's time for me to go home and I'll go back home.
And um, where I'm still famous there, big fish in a little pond, and it's called Steelquake.
Okay, so it takes place in D.C. Washington, D.C. Yes, it does, and it's on um we're developing now for Fox. And uh, Bill Bird Company is producing it, yeah, along with Fox for um this upcoming season.
Okay, you ever talk football with Bill? No, I'm thinking a Patriots fan or something, he is indeed, sir. Yeah, I thought he was a Patriots fan. I hate, I love Patriots fans now because now they know how it is to lose. No, because my sister-in-law, she's a Patriots fan, and she usually wake up and tell my brother, did we win yet?
And what was the score? I mean, it was terrible. Yeah, it was at their heyday. That was the Brady years, yeah, shout out to. Looks like they're back now.
Yeah. What do you mean, though? I mean, they beat the Super Bowl. Yeah, that was the easiest Super Bowl in the world, man. What do you mean?
I mean, listen, man, they slid in there with invitation. They ain't played nobody. You see what happened? They got in there, they just moved on in there. Their Super Bowl run was like standing in line, getting something to eat.
Tap him on the shoulder. Whoever's the tallest dude, get to the back. They was terrible, man. You know it. They beat nobody.
I got a Patriot fan right over there who's being very, very, very. Quiet over there because he's trying to be polite to a guest on the red guys and shit. Yeah, of course. A guest is always right, right? No, no, I feel you, but.
Y'all are not gonna make the playoff next year. Oh, we'll be in the drills. Y'all are gonna be in the dress. I say y'all gonna get the number eight, Pitt. Us versus Washington.
Who you got next year? Washington. Come on. Come on, man. Man, listen, man.
Y'all didn't play anybody. Y'all had the easiest run all the way there. That's why it showed when you really play somebody with a real good defense. Listen, I went to sleep and woke up, and y'all still hadn't scored. Denver, Houston, Chargers, not real defenses, not real defenses out of those teams.
Come on, Denver. They didn't have a quarterback. I could have done that. You understand? You didn't have a quarterback.
You know, if you don't have a quarterback, Sternham, come on, man. They couldn't move the ball. After a while, even if you have a good defense, we're like, go ahead, man. We're tired. We're going to be right back out here.
Might as well stay out here. Sternham or whatever his name is. He was a Sternham because he was terrible. Me, me, and ten other brothers could beat the Denver Broncos without a quarterback. Ha ha ha ha ha.
They play like they don't even practice. They look, they like they call each other. You know, we played this Sunday. You serious? The game today?
Y'all ran all the way through it, you know it. Look who in your league. Miami Dolphins, two wins. The Jets, four wins. You know what I mean?
By the way, that is how many wins the Jets had, three or four? Yes.
It wasn't that many. No, but you get four wins playing the Jets. Because it's like Uno. It's a two-card. Uno is drawn to.
You understand? So that's what I mean by four wins. You get four wins. That's why the Patriots were so good. Y'all ain't never had no division part.
Y'all always with the number one seat. You only needed two wins. And ain't nobody want to play in no code. Two degrees. Especially brothless.
Brothers like, come on, man. Don't win that Super Bowl. Whew! It's the truth. But I feel you, man.
Y'all got six of them.
So, wait a minute. You just said in the Wizards, you're not excited about Trey Young and Anthony Davis when he gets healthy? I mean, this is. Why's Getting Brothers don't play that well? You need them dark brothers.
You need them brothers that's been through something. Light-skinned dudes and the athletes, they've been taken care of. That's why they break down all the time. You understand? Light-skinned brothers, they ain't been through no trials and tribulations.
You need the brothers that look like me, that had to earn everything. That's why, you know, we got two light-skinned brothers. We ain't gonna make it. Did you let the front office know? Because maybe you just did.
Yeah, I'm gonna let them know. They need. They need some darker chips and a cookie. Cookies we got. You know, they're not there.
Rich, take this die. You know what I mean? You can look at it. They're pretty boys. Pretty boys ain't going to break down.
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Look forward to seeing your show on Fox when that comes out.
Well, thank you. It's an honor and a pleasure. We'll sit right back. Be on your show. Thank you.
Anytime. Let me know when you're around, and maybe we'll have you and Bill together. Yeah, that'd be great. I'd have to get my sleep the night before for that. Eat a full breakfast before that one.
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Funny show. Funny show. Funny show, everybody. Um Has anybody heard from TJ? He's just a.
Is he ever going to come down from this high right now? Is he ever going to come home? He's currently in. In the home of wrestling, right? He's got to be.
But he's. I mean, we're not going to hear from him 3,000 miles away. We don't hear from him. Or three feet. You know what I mean?
So. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Do we know who he or no Shea sat down with there? Do we know anything?
Uh you know what? Let me text both of them and see if anybody can see. Get a response. Because he's just, he's living his life. Oh, he's got to be in that.
He's going, he's walking around. And I told him, I said, don't, because he was going to run back to the airport so he could be here for Friday show. And I'm like, what are you doing? Just working. Chill out.
Spend your time there. Hey, boys. And then he found out that Kim Fields is on tomorrow's program. That is, no, he's not out. And he's just like, I can't believe I'm missing that.
I'm like, it's okay. Do me a favor, Chris.
Okay. I'm texting a message. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm asking them.
How's Connecticut? Who have you talked to so far?
Okay. There we go. Sent. Yeah. Okay.
I think Kim Fields and I might have been born on the same day. Uh oh. Really? Yeah. Will you look up?
Is she a June 24th birthday? She's not, May 12th. Damn it. Who are you thinking about? I don't know.
Somebody, like, look at that. You know, they always look on that IMDb list of people who are on the list. Oh, you remember where you are on the list? Yeah, well, I thought she was on the list. Find that.
This is always so much. I'm not sure I can write what O'Shea just wrote back. Oh, my God. I don't even want to know. What do you mean?
You can't say it. What? He's written something back? I wrote: hey, boys, how's Connecticut? Who have you talked to so far?
And uh Careful say. Oh, God. Do I have to beep something? He's excited. O'Shea is excited.
He just met Tiffany Stratton. Oh, we'll just put leave it at that. Oh, yeah. We'll just leave it at that. He must be very happy about that.
Yeah, he's very happy about that.
Okay. June 24th birthday. Hold on a second. I'm looking this up because normally you've been. You're way down on the list.
Beezers. What do you mean? Well, you know, you're you're not on the first page. Who's number one in terms of the most according to IMDb? The number one person is Minka Kelly.
Well, I mean, I would probably vote her number one as well. It's pretty good. It's rich top. How about I don't ever I don't even know. What number?
Is IMDB even aware I was born? On June 24th. Yeah, well, like I said, hold on, let's see. You're, let's see. Yeah, they may not know.
That's why you got low, Rich. Thanks, Mike. See, I'm thinking, I'm the glasses like F. No, he's on the second page. They know that.
Oh, I am. They know. What number am I on this list? No, hold on a second. I got to get to the second page.
How do you know I'm on the second page if you have a question?
Well, I've looked this up before. You're not in the first you're not in the top 50. Can I just say that? I mean, Rich. There's a lot of people in the world.
It's a travesty. Let's get them all now while we got the money.
Now I gotta go look at you. I mean, Rich, in your defense, right?
Well, you know, Messi is 64th. Are you kidding according to IMDb?
Well, because he's not a, you know, he's not in the business of show.
Well, who's second on the list? Yeah. All right, hold on. I'm looking for you. I don't need to know.
This is bad.
Now that you still haven't found it, I can't anymore. Joanna Koolig is second. Harris Dickinson, Ian Glenn, you know, he was on Game of Thrones. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Okay. Sherry Stringfield, five. She was on ER for a long time. Aaron Moriarty is on the boys. Oh, my goodness.
Peter Weller, seven. RoboCop.
Okay. Yeah. There's some legitimate quality people ahead of you. That's all I'm saying. Not Rich would be top 25.
Thank you, Mike. See? See what? I'm going to be off for like a month. That's why I'm butter.
Is that right now? Yeah, I mean, I got World Baseball Classic in the Big East. What do you mean, the Big East? The Big East tournament. What are you?
You're working the Faders for Walter Berry? I'm doing the Big East tournament. Oh.
Okay. I mean, it's a long month. I mean, Rich, you've fallen out of the top 100. Oh, my God. Rich, what do I got to do?
Let's make a phone call. What do you got to do? We're 149th. I'm 149. That is.
Who's 140? Who's 150? Let's put it that way. Who am I beating out? You're ahead of Tiki Holgato.
Who's that? I don't know.
Who's 148 then? He was Amelay. 148 is David Giancola. Who the hell is he? Again, with all due respect, the Ibex on the hill is 147.
I will say the credit underneath you, they put your kind of your most famous 147 is Neil Wilson, who is in a Clockwork Orange, because that's his main credit. They put draft day for you. That's pretty good. I was still in the... Let's finish up this way then.
To get my magic ape on it. No, no, no, no. To get my confidence up again, I've got. Eight. SAG After Check.
Eight. That's how much work that IMDb had. How am I 149? David Giancola opening up eight. You know, sag after checks?
This is. I don't think so. You know, I saw on Craig's the other day? Oh.
Yeah, you know, I saw on Craig's the other day? Arlis, my man. Hey, Robert Wall. Robert Wall was there, the guy who first put me in something at. Yeah.
Arlis years ago. I could be opening up an Arlis check right now. Nice. Go ahead and hit it. Hit it.
Hit it. Go ahead. Yeah. Pay that man his money. All right, the guy normally wins because he was on the price is right, and these are prices right rules every single time we do this.
TJ Jefferson is not here.
So it's just you two, Jamokes. All right, thank you, I think.
Okay, hopefully, I can open up a residual check that's going to make me feel better than 149th overall in the history of June 24th. Let's open number six, number of Patriots Super Bowl.
Okay. Here we go. Thank you. Here we go. I don't know.
This is how we're spending our time here today. Why not? What the hell? Here we go. This is a residual check for my work.
In Miami, CSI Miami. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Amazing.
So you were. In Caged and Deep Freeze, the two episodes together. Uh it's for foreign extended use, whatever the hell that means, just to show you I'm a an international like pitbull. An international television star. Like pitball.
You're up first, Chris. What's this residual check for? 58 cents. 58 cents. Mike Del Tufo, closest without going over.
$1.25. $1.25. The actual retail price of this check. For my work. Oh, he's open-eyed.
It's CSI Miami. I like that you would. Oh.
See if we could see it. $11.49. Oh, okay. Lunch on it. All right.
Yeah. Some coffees. Let's do it again. What? One more?
One more? Yeah. You choose the which envelope, Mike. Which envelope? Four.
Envelope number four. There's so many of them, I can't keep track. 149th Maya. You don't sack him. That's a sack of whatever.
Yeah, yeah, sack of jewea. That's what it is. I don't know how I came up with that one. Yeah. Okay, Hollywood game night.
Oh, this is real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm part of Hollywood so much. He put me in there game night. Jane Lynch was the host.
You know who was also there, Al Michaels? I was taking Al Michaels down at Hollywood Game Night. Nate Burleson, look what he's become. Do you believe in miracles? I saw today that he's hosting some March Madness stuff for somebody.
I did see that also. All right.
My residuals for Hollywood Game Night. What is that? What do you got, Mike? You're first up. Come on.
$5.50. $5.50. Chris. One cent. One cent.
Mike Del Tufo wins again. Yes.
Yeah. Bucks. $6.74. Put it together. Trying to play the game.
I'm close to a lunch here. One more? I don't think we have time. Screw, one more time. That's good.
Here we go. Bonus smoke. Here we go. Check five. I just chose it.
You don't have enough time. I got 30 seconds left. Go on. Go on. Yeah.
May you rest in peace. Matthew Perry, four episodes of Go On. Yeah, yeah. What do you want? Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, Chris.
$1,285. $1,285. $15. $15? You guys, you're so far off.
You're both over. Here we go. 13 cents.
Okay? 13 cents.
Hold on. The other two are so high. It's not called hold on, it's called go on. All right? Take that, IMDP.
Pop me up to it over Dave Chiccarelli or whatever his name is.
Sounds like I want to. A gym class with him once. The hell. Thanks for listening to the Rich Eisen Show Podcast. You can watch and listen to The Rich Eisen Show live weekdays from noon to 3 Eastern on ESPN Radio, Disney Plus, and on the ESPN app, The Rich Eisen Show, the podcast.
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