Beef Segment

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What is your beef? I'm going to start with the call-in beefs. We will have a segment of write-in beefs. All right? Just get up in here.

Make sure you keep them moving. Get in, get out, go fast. Let's start with the calls. Let me see here. There it is.

I always start with this guy. If he's here when we start, I start with this guy because I want somebody to set the tone. I don't want to get off to a bad start. He's consistent. He never misses.

We go to Charleston. Miles, my brother, what is your beef? Rome, I have a beef with all these loser Northern California clones who refuse to identify the community in which they live and instead use the generic terms the bay or no-cal. Hey, Mike in the Tenderloin, hey, Vic in Richmond, hey, Kevin in Antioch, use where you are, losers out. Nice job.

That's why I started with him. There is a difference. You can't just say you're from the Bay Area if you're from, and I don't want to be. I don't want to be negligent and take a run at somebody that shouldn't. But you're not from the Bay Area if you live over there.

He's not wrong. one eight hundred six three six. Eight six, eight, six. Kevin in Antioch. Which doesn't put the Kevin may have a take on that.

Because whenever Kevin calls, Kevin says he's from the Bay Area. But Miles just said, Hey, Kevin, you know you're not from the Bay Area, you're from Antioch. Hey Kevin, are you actually from the Bay Area, dude? I don't know. Why are they calling San Jose to San Francisco?

A little bit closer to San Francisco, where I hate it because of these Niner fans. They think they're going to the Super Bowl because they won two games: one against the sleepwalking Rams, the other against my brother's Dolphins, who even he says they're not going to win one game. Look. You guys gotta relax. I mean, they already think Brandon Cook is gonna be Jerry Rice.

See you, Ron. Did Kevin, did Doordash Kevin just do a straight sports take? Was there not I got a beef. I got a beef with those A-holes that don't tip me when I go all the way to the top floor. But th there was no DoorDash?

That was a straight sports take. From Kevin in Antioch. Dang. Who knew?

So far, so good. One eight hundred six three six. 8-6. 8-6. Let's go to Dayton.

I'm feeling good about this segment. I'm feeling really good about it. Let's go to Dayton. Alex in Dayton. Alex, what is your beef?

Romy, I got a beep. For a jungle that's so obsessed with the anniversary of classic takes. How did we let Mike Gundy's legendary, I'm a man, rant slide this week? 19 years in that tirade gave us iconic drops like garbage and Those helped lay the foundation for jungle Tourette's. Heck, the fat old arm owes its entire career to Mike Gundy and Alvie's ingenuity.

The final kicker, one day after the 18th anniversary, Oklahoma State fired Mike Gundy and then paid him $15 million to leave. Come after me. They did and he still won. Two Edwards are on. Thanks, Jim.

You got it. I saw it. I saw it and I thought about it. And Tom and I talked about it, and it just got away from us. You're 100% right.

There was no reason why we should not acknowledge that. How can we not acknowledge that when we've gotten so much usage out of that? Talk about a usage rate. Garbage. It was garbage.

It was absolute, it was crap, it's a crap, it was garbage and it's a crap. And I own it. And it was on me. You're not wrong. We should have done it.

I could give you some rationale. I could give you an explanation. It doesn't matter. We should have done it. All right, one eight hundred six three six.

Eight six. Eight six. Let's go to Oregon. Jason, no, let's not go there. Let's go to Vincent Houston.

There I'm ready to go. H Town, Vince, what's your beef? General managers at sports bars who, prior to the shift, do not let their waitresses know what games are on, what T V they're on. The waitresses sometimes act like they're not even at a sports bar. And then, when you do ask for the remote, finally, it takes them five minutes to find the remote out.

It's not unfair. Waitresses, waiters, whoever you want to blame, somebody has to wear that. It's a sports bar. Why do you not know how to change the channel? Why do you not know where the games are?

I came to your sports bar to watch sports.

So, whether it's a waiter or a waitress or a manager or a bus person or a bartender, can somebody please learn how to work the TV? And find the games. That's why we came here to watch games and give you money. That actually is not original, but I don't know that I've ever heard that in this segment. It's a great point.

Next up, let's go to Pittsburgh. Aaron in Pittsburgh. Good to have you, Aaron. What's your beef? Thanks, Tim.

My beef is with athletes on Jeopardy. You can read the field, but you've never read a book.

Well, now some blazed out, kick off is gonna make you look stupid, brah. To be fair, I thought of an answer to throw, you know, helping guys out a bit. Answer, the first Japanese aircraft carriers sunk during World War II. What is IJN? No-ho.

Smash! Smash! Ah! That was just too complex a piece. I don't like that.

Like I said, get in, get out, keep moving. This was not the smack off or whatever that was. I have no idea what that was. Correct. That was a beefer from chat.

Is I'm looking at that right now. I thought that guy had a beef with chat. No, that was in that was somebody crossing over from chat. See, if you're coming over from chat to the phones, number one, thank you. I like that.

But number two, chat is rapid fire. You would think that'd be an easy transition to make. All right, give it a shot next week. 1-800-636-8686. Let's go to Dallas.

Ross in Dallas. Good to have you, Ross. What is your beef? Hey, Jim, my beef is with people that profile. I'll wear my corn T shirt and people ask, are you really a corn fan?

Or do you just think the shirt looks cool? O and V, it's corn with a K as in kite. not peas in the content you watch walking between your door-to-door solar sales. Why not have him look up look like Rob's zombie to be a metalhead?

Well, at least now I know what V does. Door-to-door solar sales. I've always wondered what V did. Like, what does V, of all people, do for a living? I've never known.

Hey Ross, thanks for dialing me in. I'll bet you he kills it in Menaphy going door to door. selling solar panels. A lot of sun out there, man. 1800636.

8686. What do you say we go to Tucson, Jimmy? Jimmy, what is your beef? Whoa, my beef is all these stupid bear fans that are hopping out the woodwork right now, screaming out bear down like it's fairs. That's sports blasphemy.

Unless you're standing on sacred ground in Tucson del Sol Stadium, you don't utter the words bear down. John Button Salmon, our starting quarterback in 1926, died for it, Rome. Tragic blood was spilled so we could have that. He told our coach, Pop McHale, his death words, his last words, bear down. It was forced in tragic blood, Jim.

I'm tired of all these fingernail fans popping out, screaming bear down, out. Fingernail fans. Ripping their bear down. There was blood spilled for the right to say bear down.

Somebody died. And that's where that came from. Stop saying it. Stop ripping it from us. Especially, you quote, fingernail fans.

Damn, Caleb cannot catch a break. Cannot catch a break. Hey clones, bear down. Let's get it. 1-800-636-8686.

We only do it once a week. Make it count. Every beef has to count. Make it count. Let's go to Jason in Oregon.

Jason, what is your beef? Hey, Jim, thanks for the call. My beef is with the thousand questions I always have to answer when I go to the self-checkout. Are you a loyalty member? Do you want to donate to something?

How many bags do you want? You want cash back? Is it organic? Come on, it's just a pack of gummer in this. Cold drink.

Just let me have it. And the funniest part is, done, you get the receipt that's a foot long.

So that's my beat. Thanks, Jim. You got it. The self-checkout beef is not original. That comes up a lot.

I'm gonna go back to Pittsburgh. I love Pittsburgh. I'm a big Pittsburgh fan. Whenever Pittsburgh shows up, and that doesn't mean start lying and saying you're from Pittsburgh because you know I'll take that phone call. But I do like going to Pittsburgh.

Dave in Pittsburgh, good to have you. Dave, what is your beef? Hey, Jimbo, how are you doing? Good, dude. You?

Good, good. Um, yeah, my my problems with DoorDash. You know what, you're home. You want something delivered, you live on a third floor of an apartment in a in a house. and you leave specific instructions for the DoorDash guy to come in the house.

and put it by your door, you know, say in the third floor. And every time they leave it on the porch, the back porch, or they don't drop it off at all. I like that, Dave. You know what? You kind of sound like Kevin.

So then you just took Kevin's take and you flipped it on its head. Because Kevin would say the exact opposite about you. And you're like, hey, no, actually, I got a problem with DoorDash Guy. DoorDash Guy, I give him specific directions. My problem is I live, you know, in the country now.

And the Addresses on our homes apparently are not that clear because I'm constantly fishing for packages. And then it's always awkward because I'm going to go walk up on somebody else's door and that never feels right, even though I know my package is on their door. And not my door, but I know they've got cameras, and I'm like, yeah, I'm not here to make any problems. I'm not here to stir anything up. I just want my package because whoever delivered it got it wrong again.

Again. One eight zero zero six three six eight six eight six. Where to? Let's go to Pensacola, James. Great to have you.

James, what is your beef? Mags, it's your favorite lawyer in Pensacola. How is it that when I go to tear things that are perforated? it rips off of the perforated line. I mean, what's the physics in that, man?

What is the physics in that, man? I don't know, James. Great question, though. That's my favorite lawyer in Pensacola.

Now, I didn't know that I had a favorite lawyer in Pensacola, but nice to know that if things ever go sideways for me in Pensacola, I know exactly where to go. My man James. I know that if things go sideways for me in Charleston, I can go to Miles. And I know if things go sideways for me in Pensacola, I can go to James. In terms of your perforation, perforation issue, I don't have the answer to that.

There's a lot of perforated items that I try to open up. You know what? I okay, I have a beef. Not with the perforation. But with tortilla bags and cheese bags, that you try that once you've actually tore.

The perforated area, and you try to match it up and close the bag, you never can. And then I'm like, what am I? Like. I'm I'm a spazz. Why can I not close Swiss cheese?

Hey Giano, can you take a look at this? And Gianno's like, bop, bop, bop, bop, done.

Okay, great.

Now you sh now now you're showing me up.

Now you think you're better than me. Yeah, well, I know this, Jano. You're on an airplane right now, and you've been on it for like seven hours, and you have eight more to go. Ayo. Yeah.

In chat. GPT told her: if you want to beat jet lag, you're crossing nine time zones and you're not allowed to sleep on that flight. Let's see. Let's go to North Carolina. David, in North Carolina.

David, great to have you. What is your beef? What's up, Romy? Can you please get Dave Doran on the phone line immediately? I have never.

Ever in my life. experience the worst beat gambling. Than the NC State quarterback and coach combination who doesn't know how to run five seconds off the clock. They were up. three point, end up losing by four, but spreads three and a half Romi.

I got major beat. Who should I have it more with, the quarterback or the coach who put him in position to fail? How do we not know how to run five seconds off the clock? I can answer that. It's great.

First of all, I can tell he's still furious. There are bad beats, and then there are beats that you never, ever get over. And anybody who bet that game that way is never going to get over that beat because I've never seen anything like that ever. In all my years of watching football, I have never, ever seen a game end like that.

So, to answer the question, who should I have a beef with? The quarterback or the coach? The answer, of course, is yes. Yes. And the incredible thing about that is they gave him like a four-step process.

Do these four things: get the snap, roll out, go here. Like they had a plan. And look what that plan got them. Mm-hmm. Beat.

Beat that. I said, Clark Lee came on the program and I said, Clark, you've been around this thing a long, long time. Have you ever seen a more surreal moment on any level of football than that? And Clark's all classy, he's not going to pile on, but even he had to admit, well, you know, the good thing was, the way he laid it out was: we thought we were about to win the game traditionally. We were going right down the field.

We turned it over, and it's like, oh, wow.

Okay, all right, everybody, everybody pull together. All right, reset quickly. This is what we're going to do. And it worked. But yeah, if you it's one thing to be an NC State fan, you never get over that, I don't think.

If you're an NC State player involved, you don't get over that. The coaches, that will stick to them forever. And then, if you just bet that way and you got beat, that's a bad, bad beat. There are bad beats. That's a bad, bad beat.

I feel you, dude. Why don't we do one more? Let's go to Portland, Will in Portland. Good to have you. Will, what's your beef?

Yeah, I gotta beef with people that say full stop. What are they doing? Talking to Morse code? The only reason they should say full stop is they're saying beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. War, Freddy Freeman were Going in the Hall of Fame as a brave.

It's pretty funny. Yeah, I I use full stop sometimes, but even even I'm tired of it. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. Morse code. All right, let's do this.

Let's break. Good job. Halfway there. Or maybe more than halfway there. Here.

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Okay, now remember, these are sent in ahead of time.

So if they establish who they are and where they're from, they're not going to get run. They're on tape. All right. Robert in Tampa sent this video beef in. My dude, what is your beef?

Yeah. Hey Jim, it's Robert from Tampa, and as you can see behind me, I'm watching the movie Rudy.

Now, this is the scene of the movie where he's all depressed because he can't get into the game there in South Bend. He offered $10 to people, but yet not enough to get into the football game. But here's where my beef is, Jim. Take a look.

However, even though he can't get into the game to watch the game, at night he's able to sneak in through the window. He's able to sleep at the stadium. And if you remember those Rudy movie fans, he actually works at the stadium.

So, what is the deal, Rudy? You can sleep in the stadium, you can work in the stadium, but you can't go in for a game day. Come on, Rudy, do better. That's my beef, Jim. And a second beef, V in the V.

Get a better cell phone. Your phone call was terrible yesterday. You can do better. Nice job, dude. Way to go.

That's where I'm going to allow it to play out. That was not exactly a quick-hitting beef, but that was a really good beef with some production value going in on Rudy.

Alright, another video beef. This one from. Ow. In Iowa. Al, what you got?

What's your beef? Play Jim, my beef is with you and the crew for awarding the BIC last year's smackoff title. What's happened in the jungle is Veeet buried all of them last year. Killed them, just like OJ killed Run and Nicole. He was clearly the winner.

Hence the current situation in the jungle. There's no one left, Jim, for the smackoff. They're all still buried in shelled graves out in Menevee. B, guess you're gonna have to go dig them up and hook them back up to life support. Especially my man Rich and Jeffman.

Jeff and Richman. Best memory in the jungle, Jim. Jeff's first call. Got ran faster than James in Portland. Come on!

Or B getting his first strap this year, and then you can cancel the snack off. Out. Good job, dude. Terrible sound quality, but good job. That was Al in Iowa.

All right, I like this guy. Fat kids love cake. Fat? That's his handle. Fat?

Kids love cake. Yo, what up, kid? What you got? I can't wait to hear. Hey Jim, I got a beef with uh the Actors on the Bluetooth commercials after eight segment.

There's no way that those baddies are waiting on them old farts to do anything. In mouse. Cheers. I like his prop. He had a pack of oil trapper.

Fat kids love Old Trapper. Fat kids love jerky. Eric in the South Side jumped up in with a video. Eric, let's see what you got. Thanks, Jim.

My beef is with my next-door neighbor. He just got the pool installed, put in all this landscaping, but now. He keeps watering every day for like the last six weeks.

So it's created nothing but mud. You keep stepping, the earth gives way below. But on his side, we've got what looks like Oakmont Country Club type of rough going on here. And just to show you. You can't even see the damn ball.

Mo your grass, bro. War, the Colorado Rockies, for finding a way to get it done and losing 100-plus games for the fourth consecutive season. I'm out. Nice job, dude. Well done.

Very well done. You know, I love that nice touch with thanks, Jim. Like he knew I kicked it to him and he acknowledged me. Thanks, Jim. Good job, Eric.

Really well done.

Alright, some written beefs. Hi, Rome. Men who use those tiny, fluffy, bunny, butt-looking microphones when interviewing people on YouTube. Paul and Tucson. Vincent Fresno, my beef.

The dad in my kids' school who shows up to family mass every Friday smelling like giggle bush. Gigglebush is new. To me. At CHACK 0311, I've got beef with self-checkout machines. God, here we go again.

Again, another one. Unexpected item in the bagging area. Yeah, it's the item I just scanned, you idiot. I'm doing the cashier's job, the bagger's job, and now I need a supervisor. At Lefty's Locks, I have a beef with people who break for no reason.

Agreed. My beef. Isn't with being fat. My beef is with those who achieved fat blindness. If your waddle is too slow or your build is too big, just do it the rest of us self-aware fats a favor and get the bleep out of the way.

War tugboat in Frisco. Greg in the 434. My beef is with Steeler fan who waves that little nasty yellow washcloth. I cringe to think where that washcloth is used between games. You have that nasty, you can have that nasty washcloth, Steeler fan.

Dino from Scottsdale, I think it's actually a towel. I think it's the nasty towel, not the nasty washcloth. I know it's a terrible towel, but he's calling it a nasty washcloth. Me tuber, Rome, my beef, is with time. Or lack thereof.

You should have just said, My beef, time. I would have been 100% behind you. Rome. My beef, time. Dear Jim, my beef is with clones slipping little political comments in their already lame takes.

We hear you. We are not here for that. This is a big time sports radio. Go play Intermurals, brother. This is the Jim Rome show.

War Rome coming back to Arrowhead before we build that cozy dome. Jack and Casey, I would love to come back there. Could come back there. I will be much better prepared, as you know. Brother.

at Ratfinkism. My beef is with Do Your Own Research Conspiracy Kook. You know, your buddy from college, who was once smart and reasonable, but now believes that we did not land on the moon and the world may be flat. My beef is with people who step on my yoga mat. Get your smelly feet off my mat.

War Jameis Winston passing the ball better this week. Phil B and Crapchester. Bruno in the Bay. Hey, Jim, my beef is with people who bust ass on airplanes. Sure, the noise and preponderance of people to blame is an ideal setting for you to set forth a flurry of flatulence, but for the love of God, I can taste it now too.

Cheers from thirty thousand feet up.

So true. There's no accountability at all on an airplane for that. At the Sterling Savant. I don't understand why dress shirts have pockets. That's my beef.

Hey Rome, my beef. is with Carly Ursay. Stop micromanaging. Back off from the sidelines. Take your notepad and go back to the owner's suite.

You're not helping. There are other ways to get information. Signed, Shane Steichen.

Alright, let's go back to the phones. Yeah. It's hurting them, and you shouldn't be taking notes on the sideline, ma'am. Let's go to the tenderloin. Mike in the tenderloin.

Back to the phones. Hey, Mike, what's your beef? What's up, Jimmy? Miles, you had a whole week to come back at me, and the best you could do is Bay Area Geography Smack. That's fresh, man.

Good job, good effort. Miles, I'm going to let you in on an open secret that all the clones know, but that you've not figured out yet. The real reason why Jim starts with you is because you're safe. And that's not something that you want to be in the jungle. Your C grade beefs are thoroughly controversial, my dude.

You're a wet fart of a starting gun.

So please do us all a favor and stay the bleep down. War, sharing Calamari with bums in the tenderloin. War, toothless children in Charleston. Damn, Mike. You're not talking me off it.

He will lead off next week if he's there. But I like that beef. I love Beefs within the Beefs segment, and there's one right there. Miles, for some reason, is aggravating people.

Well, that guy. Maybe this guy, PJ in Denver. PJ, what's your beef? Yo, war that guy. Yeah, Miles, my beef is with you.

The only people that think that you are good at leading off this segment are you and Jim and the two friends that you forced to listen to your crap, the weak sauce that you spew on the air. You're a lawyer in Charleston. You're one of those dudes who has crappy billboards, cheesy billboards up all over the city. You chase down ambulances. Once you get a client in front of you, what do you say to them?

Hey, we're going to get this settlement. I lead off the beast segment on the Jim Rome show. Don't you worry. Stop calling weakling. Peace.

Wow, bro. PJ, that might have been your best effort. Any more of those calls, and Miles might come back in. Before the end of the segment, he's like, Hey, Miles, there's only two people who think that it's a good idea for you to lead off the beef segment, you and Rome. That's actually not true.

He's got more fans than that. Let's go to Let's go to Oregon. Jeff in Oregon. Good to have you, Jeff. What's your beef?

We're home. My beef is with bedding. It's almost lose, lose. If I win the dang bet, I'm upset that I didn't bet more money on that. And when I lose, try to double down, get my money back, lose again.

I don't know, Rome, not winning at this betting stuff right now. I'm out. This gambling game is hard, dog. This gambling game is hard, dog. That's why you want to be really careful with it.

You want to bet responsibly. Do not bet more than you can afford to lose. Have fun with it. Like, you want to do the way I approach it. I do it just enough to get a sweat.

but not enough that I can't pay my rent. Don't get in too deep. Gives you a little bit of a little juice and a little energy and a little bit of a sweat when you're watching the game. And that it feels great when you win and it hurts a little bit when you lose, but not so much that it keeps you up at night. You don't want to do that.

All right, I'm looking for a phone call to walk off on. Let's go to Pensacola. Eddie. You know what we haven't heard from today, Tom? Myrtle Beach.

Myrtle Beach usually comes up in here. I'll go to Pensacola though. They're well represented. Eddie, what's going on? What's your beef?

Hey, what's up? My beats with lawyers coming in saying they're from Pensacola when they're in their mom's basement warming up hot pockets, man. And my beats also with, you know, Call screener guy. You know, when you screen a call, man, make sure the tape doesn't suck. Get some run in the jungle before you get run.

You know, you're going to make Dr. Smack come back and put a lot of people in check. Put me to the front of the line to smack off Romie. I'm out. Yeti The problem with call screener guy or blaming it on call screener guy.

Caller guy will tell call screener guy what caller guy is going to say when they get on the air, and then they get on the air and then all bets are off. And call screener guy can't control that. Believe me, Call Screener Guy is screwing out a lot of riffraff. If you think what you hear on the air is bad, you should see what Call Screener Guy says. You're not good enough.

We can't have you on the show. It is not your inalienable right. Hey, call screener guy, why don't you react to that? What do you think that was about? My interpretation of that is he was just upset.

I didn't move him to the front of the line. And he actually, his call dropped. at one point, um and I was nice and reconnected him and then put him in front of you, but I think he probably blamed me for that too.

Well, maybe that was your fault, call screener guy. Anyway, he got through. He got through. He got on. And he's not buying that that guy from Pensacola was a lawyer, but rather he was just some.

drop out in the basement smashing hot pockets. I don't know, the guy sounded like a lawyer to me. All right, we gotta walk off on something. Is it that or is it something else? Hey, call screener guy, what do you like?

You are a call screener guy. Call screener guy doesn't like your attitude, callers.

Now we're done.

Alright, now I'm done. We'll come back. We'll come back and we're done with that. What I did not get to yesterday was a podcast. What I will get to today is a podcast, Bryant McKinney.

Again, one of those rare guys that won a natty and a Super Bowl.

So, we're going to run him down. We'll go long for him. That's coming up right after the program. I'm going to tape that and then we'll push that out. All right, but we're not done here.

We'll come back for one last segment. Stay tuned. You're listening to that Jim Rome show. My dough never sees a freezer. Faye Hollis makes the biscuits at Hardy's.

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Star Wars, The Mandalorian and Grogu, now streaming on Disney Plus. Waiting PG-13. Every once in a while, I'll hear that song. And most days I don't because we play it every single day. But every once in a while, that song will hit me a certain way.

And I start thinking, I wonder how old that song is.

So I just looked it up. According to the robot. Boomtown Rats dropped up all night. In 1982. That song is 44 years old.

So once again, my beef. Time. Forty four. Damn, that song's 44.

Okay. That song's 44. It's a man. Speaking of which, at Xander v4. In honor of the Mike Gundy.

I'm a Man Anniversary. Would you play Alvin's Fat Alarm and or Fat Announcement? Alvin deserves to have them played. As Steve Nash said, quote, Alvin is amazing. Signed Alex in Dayton.

I'll do one better. Incredible amount of praise. How about we play both? How about we pay homage to the man? Because he is a man, he's 40, and I skipped the anniversary.

It just got away from me. It was my bad. Better late than never.

So, why don't we play that in its entirety? Go ahead, roll it. If anybody hasn't read this article, I don't read it. This was brought to me. My mother.

I've chilled her. I think this is worth reading. Let me tell you why I'm talking about this article. Three-fourths of this is inaccurate. Sticking.

Here's all that kid did. He goes to class? He's respectful to the media. He's respectful to the public. And he's a good kid.

And he's not a professional athlete and he doesn't deserve to be kicked when he's down. That's why I don't read the newspaper. Because it's garbage. And the editor that let it come out is garbage. Come after me!

I'm a man. I'm 40. I'm not a kid. Write something about me. or our coaches.

That's all I got to say. Makes me want to puke. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out my favorite part of that. She's a mother.

Of children. That or the fact that the media, or whoever was in that room, applauded him and clapped him off the stage. He literally lit them on fire, and they applauded him.

So keep your facts right. Sut. All right, so there was that. There's the video. Again, seeing the video matched up to audio that we played for so many years is always so awesome.

Just absolutely awesome. Alvin, on top of that, since Xander V4 asked for it, I wanted to pay homage to the anniversary since I skipped it. But can you also drop your fat alarm or announcement as well? Did I get fat boys? Fuck fat.

Uh Bye. Or say he's fast. Fat and slow. And Uh You fat ass you fat. Incredible.

Genius piece of work.

Some more reaction. Amber made it in. It's going an entire day without Amber. Amber in Portland, quote, Romy. I'm with Big Head.

Marcus Mariotto from University of Oregon. Roger Dodger Goodell said that at the NFL draft. He was only the Heisman winner and the second overall pick. Why do you need to know his name, jackass? Marcus Mariato.

War Lady clone. And he's a Dadonis. I've pitched this before, but how about a segment where call screener guy puts through only the bad callers, almost like a hackoff, but just spur of the moment sometime? What do you say? What do I say?

You've pitched that before. We do it every single day. What do you mean? Or here's a great idea. Oh, you mean the thing that we do every single day when you call?

I don't mean you, I mean anybody. Yeah, no, we don't need to plan that. That happens every day on its own. D. Wilcox, four six three nine nine, quote.

Call screen guy. is an upgraded nickname from Phone Slap. It's a good point. It's a good point. Cost screen guy did not like it at all a moment ago.

Cost screen guy is like, hey, by the way, by the way. The actual call screen guy's not here, so I'm doing his job and my job.

So get off my ass. But then... Tommy, to be fair. Call screen guy is better than phone slap. If you hit you with a phone slap, then you get really unreasonably mad.

Call screen guy is basically a promotion from a phone slap. Yeah, no, I I appreciate that very much. Call screen guys like CEO, call call screen guys like president. It's way better than slop. I got to take whatever wins I can get, and call screen guy is a win.

As a win. That is a win. And in your defense, you are doing more jobs than you normally do because. Call screen guy is not here.

So during the Beast segment. Yeah. Not not that any of you care about anything we do around here. But during that beef segment, we are going through chat. x Email and telephone calls.

And video beefs. And Call screen guy actually is not here.

So we're down a person. But I know it's never enough. Oh, are are you not entertained? Apparently not. We'll try and do better.

I know I always tell you to do better. We will try and do better, clones. Really sorry about that. Who do you have tonight? What do you think is going to happen tonight?

The big head and I are on opposite sides of this. I don't really trust the Packers. There are a lot of things about the Packers and a lot of holes in the Packers that I see right now that I don't really trust. And that number is not small, really. In fact, it's starting to look bigger to me, four and a half.

Except they are playing the Fail Clowns. And the Fail Clowns have had some real issues at quarterback. We know this. But Michael Penix Jr. is finally ready to play.

Their quarterback situation has been horrible. This guy is going to bring a different energy. We know this. Right, and we know that he has weapons, but what good are all those weapons if you don't have anybody to get those weapons the ball? Big penis.

Energy. He's going to breathe that big breathing.

So we've been waiting on Penix to say that he's ready. He says he's ready tonight. The big head took the points. He said, I'm taking the failed clowns and the four and a half. I said I'm taking the Packers, I'm laying the four and a half.

I don't understand who that's. I'll tell you what. I made the statement last week and I was not looking to go a hot take, but I'm like, damn, who knew or who thought that. Lil Bro, Mike LaFlore would be the best coach in the LaFlore family. If Matt loses this game tonight.

Ad Lambo. Against the Fail Clowns. Where does that leave him?

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I want to thank everybody who made this happen, though. Mike Mayock showed up big. The big head showed up. Rex Hoggard. Cost screener guy did a great job.

XR4TI2 clones. Thank you for watching and listening. See you tomorrow, Rob. Hi there! I am fully charged and here to tell you, Toy Story 5 is now on Disney Plus.

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