Classic Car Guy Comedy - Edition 113

You know it was coming, and yes it's in bad taste, but hey I gotta do it.

It's always in bad taste. It's a dirty joke, but you know, it's a dirty job, not a dirty joke. They're all clean.

Very, very clean. All right, so speaking of prison. Prison. Yeah, so I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget actually in a orange jumpsuit. He was climbing down the fence. He was.

Yeah, and when he hit the ground, he just snared at me. Why? You know, so I told him, you know, that's a little condescending. Oh yeah, and prison could be in your future if your, if your drug dealer cracks you up.

I'm just saying, you know, you gotta be careful about that, but then if he cracks you up. Don't bring me into these. In fact, it could happen.

It happened at the crack of dawn, and you then try to crack the lock on your cell, but you know, that would kind of be crossing the line, but this is my favorite part actually. Later, if you fully recover, you know what you'll be Beth Ann? What will I be if I fully recover? You'll be crack-a-lacking. Crack-a-lacking. Yes, yes, yes.

So unfortunately, so many people in prison has to do with drugs because it's just, you know, too hard to get, you know, things like that that you're addicted to. So here comes the actual Bible riddle. Are you ready? Oh thank goodness. Okay, I was waiting. You know, I've set that up by saying pot can get you in prison. I'm just saying, so who was the first prisoner in the Bible and he got there as a result of... Are you ready for this? No. Pot of fur. Oh, pot of fur.