Classic Car Guy Comedy - Edition 106

I bet you're wondering, how do farmers make crop circles? Have you wondered about that, Carol? Actually, I can't say that I have.

Well, they use a protractor. Oh, my goodness. Not a rookie? Oh, my goodness. And maybe you heard about the farmer who got attacked by the cow. He milked it for all it was worth. You may wonder, when does a farmer, when does Dana dance?

And when they drop the beat. That's how it works. And cotton farming is a classic struggle of goods versus weevils.

See, it's like mission field when you think about it. And I don't know if you heard about this, but when the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collared in short order. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. I could have given the punch line for all of those, I'm sure. I bet you could have. But I knew, you knew at the end of that I would actually have a riddle. I really love my riddle today. Which farmer in the Bible, which farmer in the Bible kept speckled stock so he wouldn't be accused of getting his father-in-law's goat? All right, think about that. Which farmer in the Bible kept speckled stock so he wouldn't be accused of getting his father-in-law's goat?