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Classic Car Guy Comedy - Mother's Day 2022

The Christian Car Guy / Robby Dilmore
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May 10, 2022 3:30 pm

Classic Car Guy Comedy - Mother's Day 2022

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May 10, 2022 3:30 pm

Classic Car Guy Comedy - Mother's Day 2022

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So speaking of Mother's Day, I've got quite a few for you, Carmen, so get ready.

They're going to come rapid fire here. So, you know, why is the computer so smart? Right? Because it listens to its motherboard. What do you call a mom who can't draw?

You would call her Tracy, just saying. So why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was way for so long. And why did the baby strawberry cry? You may have been wondering that one, Christopher.

Well, because his mom was in a jam. These things happen. Right, Carmen? Yeah. So what did the mama say to her foal? Right? It's past your bedtime.

You have to be a horse person to understand that one a little bit. Past your bedtime? Okay. So what did the mommy spider say to her baby spider? Got any idea, Christopher?

He said you've been, or she said, you've been spending way too much time on the web. That's what happens with it. This is an oldie but a goodie. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Along those same lines, it's time to go to sweep. And I do love this one, Carmen. My mother said, you won't amount anything because you, she said, you won't amount to anything because you procrastinate. I said, Oh yeah. And she said, just you wait. All right.

So this one is not totally a pun, but I think really good. My mother gave me the greatest gift anyone could ever give another person she believed in me. Wow.

Faith. But more than that, she gave me a belief in Christ, which was even better than that. So all mothers have intuition and great mothers, Carmen, they have radar. Did yours have radar?

Yes. So at three years old, you said, mommy, I love you. At 10 years old, you said, mom, whatever. At 16, and all my daughters did this, mom, you're so annoying. At 18, mom, I'm leaving this house. At 25, mom, you were so right. At 50, I don't want to lose my mom.

And at 70, I would give anything right to have my mom right here with me. So that's kind of cool. Do you like that Carmen?

Yes, I do. So you know, at the end of all the shenanigans, I actually would have a Bible riddle and I have one I love today. So here we go. So here is a Robbie eye pun. That's not cornea. Which mother in the Bible had weak eyes? But she was an eyewitness to 12 pupils.
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