Classic Car Guy Comedy - Radio Jokes

So, you might guess, because I'm finally back and I get to do this, I get to tell my jokes again. So speaking of radios, Beth Ann. Radios! Oh, so we're talking about radios for Jesus, right? Right. TWR told me that the world is in bad trouble.

Right? There's not enough radios or transmitters, and that leads to some really megahertz, okay? Ooh, yeah. I just felt one right now. Megahertz. And, you know, fortunately, you know, Andy, myself, you, we're all in radio, and one of the first things you learn in radio, and I'm sure you learn this too, Beth Ann, right, is you learn the stereotypes.

Instead of the monos types? Yeah, yeah. You learn the stereotypes. I don't know if you've learned that on board ship, Randy, have you? Randy? Not yet. Oh, we're working on that, Randy, I'm telling you. And this just in, I heard this on the radio today. You just did. Yeah, Dr. Fauci allegedly said that after the pandemic is over and done with, we'll all have to wear masks on the back of our heads for at least two months, you know why?

Why? Instead our ears will come back to where they're supposed to be. So our ears will what? Return to normal, you know, they've been stretched to the front of your head. It's true.

It's horrible. Gotta put them back in place. And this last one is actually my personal favorite as always.

I like to save the best for last. You may not like it, but I thought it was so hilarious. I laughed in my cubicle for five minutes. What do you call Bruce Lee pulling a radio flyer? What do you call Bruce Lee pulling a radio flyer? Enter the wagon. Where did you come up with these?

This barely has to do with the radio. And were you under some kind of COVID medication when you came up with these? Yes. So actually you knew there would be a riddle at the end of all these shenanigans as always. And here it is. So, and I do love this.

It's really hard though. Which of the two publishing prophets in the Bible? Did you know two of the prophets published?

I don't. But two of the publishing prophets in the Bible drove Jehudah nuts when his prophecy wasn't terrible. So it caused him to be a cut up and then Jehudah, he fired it.

So listen carefully, right? His prophecy wasn't terrible. So it caused him to be a cut up and Jehudah then fired it. Cut up, cut up, cut up, and Jehudah then fired it. Jehudi