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This is the Bart Winkler Show, and that's who I am. Bart Winkler. We are going to talk Brewers Marlins. And the debut. of Josh Donaldson.
We are going to talk Jets Mills The Jets debut of Aaron Rodgers. We'll get into all that today. Live show on Monday night. You can see that on the Dan Shaney YouTube stream. uh Bart Winkler show.
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So, I want to start just by. Recapping a bit of the weekend. And then we'll Go back into To Monday night. I always liked in the radio when so much stuff would happen. Monday, you could just.
Focus solely. On the Packers. Yeah, you might talk to UWS volleyball coach for some. Reason no one will ever understand, but it was pretty much Packers. And then on Tuesday.
I mean, you could you got all the you had badgers still. You had brewers if anything crazy happened. You had a whole ammo of stuff to talk about. It was great. I always like that part.
So just reason number 9482. Why football is the greatest thing to ever happen to all of our lives, and especially those in the. Sports radio industry. We'll start with the football. Got some voicemails that came in.
If you couldn't make the post-game show. A lot of voicemails came in. Right after it was wrapped up. 402915 B-A-R-T. to talk about the game.
that they saw on Sunday. Again, Packers won 38 to 20. Against the Bears. It was still just very fun to still celebrate. that a lot of i think a lot of us did Uh some digging of receipts.
Yeah, the bears the bears, they they talked. They talk soup all offseason. And one of the things I mentioned. On Sunday night was Lions focused on the Lions this offseason. Vikings focused on the Vikings.
Packers focused on the Packers. And the Bears focused on the Packers, too. It didn't make any sense. And the players and the team. This isn't like.
Oh, don't blame the team. Excuse them for the fans' behavior. No, they were all obsessed. But how can you not be? They've never beaten Matt LaFleur.
0-9, the Bears are. against Matt Lafleur. Here is a call from Doug. on the Carlos Place voicemail line. Hey, Mark.
stalled from her scene, had to call in after this uh glorious win. What a way to start the season off. Jordan Love's era begins with a win and bears can stick their flags back in the closet. because they're not coming out this week. Very cool.
Just wanted to say the defense looked awesome. Hopefully Aaron Jones is okay and we get Christian Watson. back soon. And uh just had to call in and say What a great win. Have a great day.
Bye. This is a man Doug from Racine. We're seeing in Kenosha. A lot of people grew up in those towns. Loving everything 60 miles to the south.
in Chicago. I always thought that like... When we would do our toy drive at Blaine's Farm and Fleet on Sixth and Rawson in Oak Creek. That's when I would start to see. You go to like Myers and pick and saves and Walmart's.
And targets, and there's always that one section. of like Just shitty sports merch. But you're shopping, you're like, oh, I could use another. Yeah, mug. I could use a dumb t-shirt that says Green Bay in a weird font.
And you buy it. Once you get to Rawson. That's when the Bears stuff starts trickling in and the Cubs stuff. You go in the toy aisle, it's not just Packer puzzles, there's a Bears puzzle. Once you hit Kenosha and Racine, especially some of those.
Gas stations along the interstate. It's all theirs. My alarm went up. I was supposed to get up for a nap. that I never ended up taking.
I just wanted 20 minutes on Monday. Just want, you know, you just want 20 minutes. It's not that it's not. I am sick. Am I sick?
Am I not sick? The problem is. This cough The worst part of the cough is it feels like I've been in a boxing match where I've just been getting pummeled on the kidneys. Maybe I should get my kidneys checked out. Maybe, maybe, maybe, you know what?
I'm not here for medical advice. Although some people have helped me with cough, and you guys were very helpful with planter, and when I thought I had gout, I've always got some shit. But I'm always here every day. Until I'm not. Until I'm dead.
So, yeah, Doug and Racine, thank you for the call on the Carl's Plays voicemail line. Carlofet.com backslash Bart. You can check out all the golf simulator merch. Not just the merge, but like the actual golf simulators. Please buy a golf simulator.
Carl of ET.com backslash. Bart. Just snoop around. Would it hurt you so much to go to the website and just look? No.
Just go look. Just go look Just go look Alright, got an update, got an email, got a voicemail. From John and Franklin. Good morning. John and Franklin.
Some thoughts about the weekend games. The Boers. An incredible series. with an incredible finale. in New York.
Salfralik is fearless. He is absolutely fearless, and that catch should have gone down in history. But Council screwed up finally. with with his rotation relievers. And he put in The guy that blows up all the time.
when he had a guy that had half a chance of getting out of that last inning. And he had the receiver.
So he gives up the two-run home run. That guy should have been DFA'd after his second or third performance. It was obvious. He cannot be anything but a garbage time pitcher for this team. Corbin Burns gets absolutely no run support.
I'd like numbers on this. I think it might be historic. The offense just takes the day off when this guy's on the mound. It's ridiculous. It's shameful and he deserves better.
Bonda the Packers. Never saw that coming. A little bit of a skeptic coming into the season. And now The Packers leave Chicago in smoldering ruins. I'm hearing calls of 0-17 for the season.
It was one game we've seen the Packers play terrible in the first game and still get in the playoffs. But that was a demoralizing game for Chicago. Good to see the Vikings lose. Good to see Love conduct himself very well, taking care of the ball. There's too much here.
Can't get into all of it, but overall, a great weekend. And I look forward to the next game with the Packers. We'll be far more optimistic now. Bears, for what it's worth, go to Tampa Bay. I know Tampa just beat the Vikings.
But that's a winnable game for Chicago. Then they're at Kansas City. Kansas City could be 0-2 heading into that game. They go to Jacksonville this week. Then the Bears have the Broncos, the Commanders, the Vikings, the Raiders.
Charger, Saints, Panthers, Lions, Vikings. By Lions, Browns, Cardinals, Falcons, Packers. One of the things I thought this summer was. Seven and a half, if that was the win total for the Bears. was the overplay of the year.
I I don't I don't I they sucked. That was bad. For some dumb reason, I'm so committed to thinking Justin Fields is good. Not as good as Jordan Love. I mean, that was decided.
On Sunday. But I don't know. Bears could still luck their way into eight win. That schedule's terrible. That schedule is just terrible.
As for the Brewers, more coming up on them in a little bit. But yeah, on Sunday. I wasn't really paying attention to that game. They had already taken the series. I was watching Red Zone.
And I found out in the ninth inning, I'm such a good Brewers fan. I found out in the ninth inning, they had a no-hitter going. Of course, Burns got taken out. He'll never finish one. 109 pitches.
Okay. September. Devin Williams. Then Abner Uribe comes in. And then they get it into the 11th, and Pione gives up the no-hitter.
Then they play a bunch more innings. Chafing blows the save. Brewers lose 4-3 and if that game was any other day. I mean, it finished when the Packers are playing the Bears. If that game was any other day, we'd be talking about it forever.
Brewers don't have a lot of no-hitters in their career.
So obviously Juan Nieves counts the most. And then you can count the Burns hater one. This one doesn't count. But it sh I mean, they they threw ten innings of no hit ball.
So what counts more? This one Or when Cece did have a one-hitter. but it should have been an error. Those are the kind of normally your franchises don't. Keep track of their almost no hitters, but we're so desperate.
We want I I I still want one that one guy does. And I know it's baseball in 2023, but... That doesn't mean it's never going to happen. Ridiculous. All right, let's get to Dan.
Our guy Dan. Hey, Bart, it's Dan. Hope you're doing well. Packers look amazing. Starting log?
Want amazing. Just as you predicted. Third. Hall of Famer in a row maybe? I mean obviously it's only week one.
But uh in the first year as a carter but I don't know. I I think the Packers I have a chance of doing really well this year. The lions barely squeaked by the chief. The chiefs weren't ready. Yeah.
Mm. The Lions. Get all the credit in the world for that win. Yes, th th there are guys out. Chris Jones is signed now.
They'll probably have Kelsey back, but Barely squeaking by the Chiefs at Arrowhead is. That's like winning by any other team by 10 points. I'd I'll I'd I'd stop you there. The Vikings. Take the bed.
There's obviously sympathetic against Packers. Packer dominated. It's great to see. Um Yeah, Jordan Love was This is fantastic. Poise in the pocket.
Uh you know, was never troubled. when he pumped that ball. picked it up and just found the open man downfield. Um I mean, he has the swag too. It's great.
Great, everyone backing him up. All options. And now they're showing what they're made of. Uh good to see. Um One thing that I don't know if you pointed out yet, I'm just listening to your Dan Shady YouTube screen that you Stream that to the game.
Thank you. But uh We're one to know. It hasn't happened in a while. When the first game of the On the of the regular season here. Seems like we always go down 01 with Aaron Rogers at the home.
Or at least it has been the past couple years.
Sounded, uh it's good to be up one oh. And maybe this trend continues with Jordan Laws? Um You know, starting off one 0, maybe next year we also start off one 0, obviously let's What the steely continue and see what happens here, but It's good to start out going on, and especially versus the Bears. Um I have a lot of good friends who are various fans. Good to see uh see them cry.
Good to see them. knowing that we eventually have Another amazing quarterback. Um Packer's history. Third straight. And uh yeah, one and all.
I I I want to hear your thoughts about that. You know, knowing that Aaron Rodgers usually starts off 0-1 with the Packers or has been.
Well, and to talk about that, they lost the last two years. They won in 2020 in week one. They won in 2019 in week one. They won in 2018 in week one. They won in 2017 in week one.
They won in 2016 in week one. Dan, they won in 2015 in week one. 2014 they lost.
So they lost the last two years, but Normally we get that week one win. 2013 they lost.
Okay, 2012 they lost. There was that stretch. 2011, I don't know if you guys remember this. They went 13-0 before they lost. At Kansas City, I watched that game with Amon Green.
at the then holiday inn in Fond du Lac. We had a We had a fundraiser. For a youth sports facility. That was going to be built. There's going to be the premier indoor youth sports facility in the state.
for football and soccer and all these other things. And then it never got built. And I don't know where that money went.
Someone someone's got There was we did a fundraiser. For this f facility. And I don't know who ended up with that money. That's something I wish I could look into more in my life. Interesting.
I got one more voicemail. This is from Matt in the Falls. How about them bucks? We're rolling through the great plains. We are officially a Chicago.
Buffalo, not Chicago. Oh, Barty, Barty Freudian. We are at Colorado 50. Football show. Because I'm riding this Deion train.
There's some good people that thought Nebraska was going to win. There were some good people. I just Colorado will lose a game at some point. They'll lose a game. Schedule is impossible.
It was never going to be the Nebraska. Badgers lost to Washington State, which I think we all saw it coming, kind of. Maybe because they lost to them last year. This one on the road. We haven't gotten the results that we wanted to see so far.
And I know people that. Cover this team that were like. Eating steak dinners with Paul Christ every Saturday night. are really ecstatic to see that the guy they have no access to is is not having the success that you otherwise would have thought. I I think there's a lot to build on for the that Badgers team.
I think You know College football playoff is is a dream. They're expanding next year. You know losing like this probably kills you. That was a safety. That was a safety.
The tackle started. and finished in the end zone. It's like when I was a soccer referee. You're always so hesitant to call. The penalty kick.
Because it's such, it's one kick, it's going to be a goal. It's one point in a game where there might be two or three points scored. And so, if it's on the edge of the box, or you make any excuse not to call it sometimes. And that's how these officials act for a lot of the The games with safeties. It's like they'll do anything they can not to call safety.
It's just two points. It's just two points and they're gonna punt anyway. Just two points. These games, the over-unders are 55 points. It's just two points.
Call the safety. I don't know what the big deal was. That safety probably would have been called if it wasn't going to tie the game up. See, some of these refs that get in their head. I'm telling you.
And watch every sack. In college football this weekend. Watch every sack. Unless it's by the end zone, no one will ever say, well, his progress was stopped here. If a guy's at the 35-yard line and he gets hit and falls down at the 38-yard line with the football, that's where he was tackled.
There's no forward progress. Forward progress is if you're going forward.
So even if the tackle started. at the half inch line. If he was tackled in the end zone, it is a safety. That is where he was tackled. It's not forward progress if you're not going forward.
It's in the name.
Now Badgers did have a shitload of turnovers, so. And they forgot Braylon Allen existed. Speaking of Fondy Pride. Who knows how much better Braylon Allen would have been if, as a kid, he had that facility to play in. All those years ago.
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Our thanks to Dan. For that. Uh first of all, I'm sick as shit. I am a hundred degree right now. I'm sweating so much.
And an hour ago, I was freezing my ass off.
So that's not good. I took a COVID test.
Okay, I've got a bunch of those. I ordered all the free ones. If anyone ever needs a COVID test, please do ask. Do not pay for one. I've got so many.
Okay, I've got a closet full. I'm not kidding. I'm negative. But I'm sick. Whatever.
We live to see another day. I'm also sick over the Jets win. I don't like it. I rooted against them. I'm rooting against the Jets.
I'm a Packers fan. I want the Jets to lose. The more the Jets lose, the better the Packers' picks are.
So I want them to lose. We traded picks. There's also the 65% thing, which does not look like it's going to hit. The math is really going to come into play. It's already done.
The 65% thing. is done. It's not happening. We're not getting that first rounder. It's not happening because Rodgers.
is going to miss some time. The Jets got this free ass win tonight.
Okay. The Jet the Jets, how they won this game. This is all this is all Buffalo. This is way more Buffalo blowing this. Then it is the Jets winning.
This is what should have happened when Rodgers went down with the collarbone. And McCarthy was stuck with Brett Hundley. Get through the little tough period of shock. Run the football. Rely on your defense.
Rely on your special teams. Let's see what happens. That's what the Jets did. Packers a bunch of years ago were like. Oh shit, Rogers is done.
We're screwed. And then they were. And I may I got three years invested in Brad Hundley. I got two years invested in Joe Callahan. Yeah, okay.
Well, Zach Wilson. Who has been Trash. For years, comes in, is trash. For drives. And then figures it out and they win this football game.
Josh Allen. A lot of you guys talking about Rami tonight. Remember, Rami used to be all anti-Josh Allen. I still think he thought Josh Allen was Josh Rosen. And even if Josh Allen sucked tonight, Because Romney's always said Josh Allen is overrated.
Josh Allen was never overrated when Rami was saying he was overrated. Ever. Josh Allen was so shitty tonight though. That if Rami takes a victory lap. I won't blame him.
One of you. Need to get out to Jack's American Pub right now in Brady. This bar Goes, see, I'm sweaty. This bar goes, hey, if the Jets lose, we'll pay your tab.
So a bunch of people go there, they watch the game, Rodgers gets hurt, they cheer. Bills are going to win, right?
So they're probably buying drinks. you know getting It's all free. And the Alan, there was pick, pick, pick, pick. They go to overtime. They're probably going, ooh, okay, and we won't lose now.
Let's get around. There's people, I wouldn't be surprised if there's actual riots and fights at Jackson American Pub tonight because there's a lot of people paying for tabs that they didn't expect to be paying for. And that that's on them. Like you you you gambled People are like, I won't even gamble $5 on this game. You just gamble the $200 bar tab.
What are you doing? Moto cone roller. Let's get started with Cone. Cone, Rodgers, gets hurt. He's going to miss a lot of time.
The 60% thing is over because even if he does come back, when he comes back.
Now it's enough missed time that the Jets will be manipulative about that.
Okay, so that's over. 65%. It is over. Rogers is hurt. His Jets career is 0 for 1.
I do think. I think he'll come back at some point this season. We don't know when. I'm still taking the Cowboys as my Survivor pick next week. That Cowboys D again, Zach Wilson.
I'm taking them. Your thoughts on I mean, this is why we love the sport. This was bonkers. That was, yeah, let's talk about the game first. That was a very, very entertaining Monday night football game.
You know, Rogers goes down early, sucks to see. The first thing I'll say about Rogers is: if that's his Achilles, and this could potentially be the end of his career. That is a shitty, shitty way for him to go out. And it makes me sad as a Packer fan. And an Aaron Rodgers fan.
But great game to follow it up. Like that game could have been a total clunker. And then thanks to Josh Allen for keeping the Jets in that game. Holy crap, that dude just really is Brett Favre. He is Brett Farmer.
He's a gunslinger. He's making crazy plays that are good. Ultimately, You go home sad. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
Um And there are some relationship controversies with Josh Allen, so you never know. But, um, Yeah, crazy game. Amazing punt return to finish it. The Jets, at the end of the day, deserve to win that game. But they don't.
They're fans. From the overall picture, it's 9-11. It's New York. They lose Aaron Rodgers on the first series for this dream team, all-in team, and they pull out a win. That is incredible.
NFL. Almost script written entertainment. Come on. You can't say that's not a great entertaining win. This was an entertaining game.
But all those Jets fans when Rodgers went down They gave up. They quit. And then they're like, oh, ghosts, we'll stay. We bought tickets. And then they're going home celebrating.
Jets fans, Jets fans, as entitled as the Bears fans were, Jets fans were very entitled as well this summer, and it paid off for them. Yeah, but can you imagine their emotions losing Rodgers like that? Like, think about how you felt 2018 week one when Rodgers goes down. I thought that season over. Yeah, and that actually happened for the Jets fans tonight.
So, for them to get super down after that, can we really blame them? Cone rollers here. We're going to bring in Hot Take Jake. But Were you drinking a beer off camera? Uh so I don't drink, but aren't you sober?
It felt like an appropriate night. I got an, it's a Corona non-alcoholic. Left over from the tailgate. but just kind of felt like I wanted a beer. All right, can I have a real hot take?
Do you want one from me or you got one? I have one. Let's hear it. You're not sober anymore. Yeah.
Buddy. I've been sober since uh what April of 2000. Don't have a beer, Jake. It's not, it this it's a non-alcoholic buddy. But you're having the beer for the same reason you would.
If you wanted a real beer. You're still using something to indulge your feelings. Plus, NA beers do have a tiny, tiny little bit of alcohol in them. Throw your chip away, bud. It's really more of a it's a it's a character-driven thing.
It's a character choice. This is an honest to God take. If you're drinking NA, you might as well just drink. Ah, I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that one.
Okay, I'll disagree with you into the fact that, like, Binge drinking, but you are having a bit.
Okay, I understand. I get what you're doing. But there are people that are like, I want a beer. Fire. This is a situation where I have a beer right now.
God, I'll have this NA beer. And then they're like, they're scratching the same itch. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Not necessarily because it depends on what your reasoning for is for being sober.
So if you're doing it for the health benefits, if you're doing it for other reasons. Yeah, be honest with you. No, as good as some beer tastes, no one ever is ever drinking a beer for the taste. I don't know about that. Like, I've had the River West Stein and the Eastside Dark from Lakefront Brewery, and those are pretty tasty.
Cohen, your thoughts on my hot take? I d it I don't give a shit. Like good. I'm also going to bring in. He wants to be known as Sam Howellstan tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
The want to know Washington to commanders who wore their whites at home. Oh, Toby. Toby Altizer. Toby. For the record, I have no take on Hot Take Jake's non-alcoholic beer discussion.
I'm only saying that because I'm like half drunk myself. It's kind of like it's the two ends of the spectrum. You got Jake, who's sober, and then you got Bart, who's. Like to drink. Like I poured a drink for after the game, but then it went to overtime.
And then you poured another one. Yeah. And if you don't wanna drink, guys, if you don't wanna drink but still want to feel a little frizzy. Happy PlaceM.com. Happy Place M promo code Bart 25% off every order.
Somebody. Tweeted at me. I should find the exact tweet, but they're like. Rogers went down. The only thing quicker than when Rogers goes down is how fast the shipping is at happyplacehemp.com.
I'm serious.
Someone actually tweeted that to me. Oh are they what the hell?
Well here's what I want to say about Rogers. I am not happy Rogers got hurt. I am I am not I wanted Rogers to stay in this game and play like ass. I was so I was excited. For Rogers to suck, but I was also excited, like.
If he got, if he was good, then I would get mad. I was just excited to feel tonight. I was just excited to feel emotion. I don't need to be caring about Bill's Jets, but I was excited to feel emotion. And then Rodgers goes down, and we're all stuck with watching Zach Wilson.
And I eventually felt emotion because I did not want the Jets to win, but then they did. What a game. Uh your thoughts from a like uh the impartial guy.
Okay. Well, here's the thing. I understand what you're saying, Bart, because. I'm obviously a Commanders fan, Skins fan, whatever you want to call them.
Some are saying Rogers saved his legacy by getting hurt instead of sucking ass. But here's the thing: I understand what you're saying because I live and breathe on every single snap of this football team, the Burgundy and Gold. But having spent so much time in Wisconsin, I was watching Packers Bears, and I was pretty invested in that game too. I had, you know, emotions on whether they would win or not. It's not like I'm living and dying like I do with.
The commanders, but I was still invested. And, you know, Total Love's a real deal. You gotta admit it. He is. He is.
And unless you do other stuff, you know, like. It might just be your team and you get to enjoy, but the Jets were gonna give Packers fans whether they wanted to, you know. Root against them or not, they gave them a second team that they could feel invested in.
So it was almost like you get two games every single week that you really care about.
So To lose that right away kind of sucks, but I don't know. I mean, that Jets defense is for real and Josh Allen I don't know why he throws so many terrible passes and does so many crazy things. When, if he were just to act and play like a normal quarterback and be a little more composed, they would have won tonight. But instead, he just threw so many crazy passes and he needs to learn how to slide and he needs to learn just how to play. More conservatively, and once he does that, he'll be fine.
But I mean, this was the knock on Josh Allen when he started to figure it out. He took a step forward 'cause he stopped throwing interceptions, and then then it's looked like he's reverted back to what he did early in his career. Yeah, needs to grow up. I know, I know, that I have been a Josh Allen guy. I think he's a franchise guy.
He's someone that's won me fantasy titles. You know, Josh Allen is good. This, thank you. This, Josh, look at this. I told you I'm sick.
This Josh Allen tonight. Go to the ER. I'm going to the Docker tomorrow. Are you going live from the doctor? An hour ago, I was under three blankets.
Yeah. COVID negative, guys. We need a post-terminal illness diagnosis. Like podcasts. I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis.
Maybe you can get some of these Twitter doctors on the live stream. Oh, they're everywhere. There was more than ever tonight. They were sprouting like. Like dandelions.
It's like if we already have one, there's like the one or two guys. I saw this one guy. He's like all dressed up. He's got his name on his shirt. He's like, oh, well, I'm diagnosing.
Let the doctors diagnose and then tell us. Scott Van Pelt said it best at halftime. He said, is like, any doctor who hasn't Observe the patient. Is not a doctor.
So let's just wait and see. The news is going to come out tomorrow. I think the Jets definitely already know it's a torn Achilles. Yeah, well, we all know. Right.
Like, but I could do a telehealth tomorrow and I'd say, yeah, I got this cough. And they go, maybe you have this. Or I could go to the doctor, have them stick a thing down my throat, tell me I have bronchitis, and then get what I need.
So I feel like You know, like those kids at recess that go outside for recess and just get punched in the sides for 15 minutes? My sides are so much from coughing. I don't feel like any of us know that experience part. Maybe that was just a you thing. Yeah.
Elaborate. Look at this. Look at all this sweat. This isn't even where sweat should be. Do you have a central air bar?
What is going on? No, well, I'm in my basement, which is humid. Tim needs to get his reps in. He's got to be prepared to take over this podcast. That's what I said.
He's got the clipboard now, but he needs to start warming up on the sideline. He's going to be our Zach Wilson. Here's the problem. I was putting on my forgolf apparel, forgolfapparel.com. Backside promo code 10% off.
But it's just like, and I'm gonna be hot. I mean, this is a great shirt, but now it's like I'm hot. Yeah, well now it's going in the wash. All of this is going. I'm taking a shower before I go to bed.
Can I just say something about this? Jake, you're someone who's rooted for Aaron Rodgers to be hurt before. How do you feel tonight? Yeah, that was funny. This situation is objectively funny.
And it's not funny that he got hurt. It's funny just. But after all of this, this entire Years long saga. And it's we've moved on, and he's where he is. And then Three plays in.
It's over. Like That's a funny situation. I'm not happy he's hurt, but I'm also not sad that he's hurt because Okay, he tore his Achilles. People do that shit every day. Cry me a river.
He's not going to die. It it it happens. It's sports. But I don't know. I guess I feel.
I'm sad, kind of like you, Bart, because I was looking forward to the entertainment factor of watching him be so mid this year and people picking up on it. But I'm also kind of relieved that like it's over. I don't have to watch the Jets. I don't have to care about the Jets. Like, it's, we can all pair with the Jets more.
It's like if your ex-girlfriend died. Months after you guys broke up. Would you go to her funeral? I think you would have to. I mean, after a 17-year relationship, I think you would have to.
It's like, I would feel like George Costanza, where I would go not because I'm sad, but because I'd feel like I'd be judged if I didn't, you know? Yeah. Mm. But also I want to point out. Ryan Horvet's goose is cooked.
He tweeted out they killed my quarterback.
Sorry, dude, you're not a Packers fan. You're a Jets fan. Your quarterback is Jordan Lowe. I'll defend Horvot. I'll defend Horvot on that.
He's not a Packers fan. You can defend him, but he's not a Packers fan. Yes, he is. He's fake. No, he's not.
Fake as food. He's a Cubs fan. He's from Illinois. He turned his back on the Packers when all the Rounder shit happened. No, I he's doing a good job of backtracking now because it looks like they're going to be.
He's a little bit of a Rodgers kook, but he is a Packer fan. Brewers went 12-0. Josh Donaldson won for four. Brendan Wood complete nine innings, six hits, seven K's. Giannis is engaged to Mariah.
They're expecting a baby girl. Congrats to them. Here's some comments. Bucky Boyd says Jets winning pisses me off. Yeah.
cares. He also says Josh Allen is overrated as shit. Joe in Iowa says Josh Allen played like ass. This is on him. Adam says, What a shame all those assholes at Jack's cheered when Rodgers got hurt, not to pay their $250 bar tap.
This is the story of the night. I am so steady. Because imagine you're a jet.
So, Tell me, did you see this story? I saw it, yeah. Yeah, because it was the actual fucking news. Jack's on Brady is like, hey, every time Rogers, he's got a start, he's got a start. And then, if he, if the Jets lose, they pay your tab.
So, people went there tonight thinking, oh, this is fun. Let's go have a drink at Jack's and see what happens. And then Rogers got hurt early.
So people are like. Woohoo! That's one round. And then the bills are up most of the game. Hey, you're making a double.
Make it a triple. Yeah. Okay. And then. The Jets Are you winning, and then you're like, oh no, I gotta actually play this tab.
Oh my God. And then the bells boink, and then it goes in, and then they're like, Oh. This is, I gotta calm my nerves. Let's have another one. Every person there is going to be spending at least $250.
At least Jax is going to. Jax is going to either have to close tonight because they made all the money they'll ever make. Or, and they're rich. Or no one's ever going to want to go there again. I mean, I would, there's got to be people that are like, I'm not paying this.
Just picked it up. But they have to. This is gambling. This is gambling in a tightest side. I was wondering how much blue label they went through tonight when Rogers went down.
Oh, no top shelf. Oh, is that the rule? Yeah. Levi says give the Jets the credit they deserve on defense. Oh my god.
I Cohen, I know you don't care, but I was drafting Jets' defense all over the place. These guys, this is a great defense. Also I've decided I really don't like Robert Sala. This goddamn guy, he's looking like Mike McCarthy. Oh my God, I'm screwed.
Brett Hundley. And then he's like, woo! I'm charged up tonight. They flashed over to him a ton when the Jets were on offense, and he's just silent. He's not talking to anybody.
Yeah. And then he gets to celebrate. Screw you. He did not believe in his team. When Zach Wilson went out there, he was already thinking about the shit he'd have to say after a loss.
He does not get to celebrate. Robert Sala. Is the biggest fraud clown of all the coaches in this league? He's absolutely fraud. Number two, because Nathaniel Hackett is number one.
Because he is on this earth for one reason, and that is to coach Aaron Rodgers. He has no, he's got nothing with Zach Wilson. They're going to suck again. Oh my god, the Cowboys are going to murder them next week. Do they make overtures to Tom Brady?
No, I was going to say, no, no, no, no. Even if they do, Tom doesn't want to come back. Tom's done. Which Tom was done last year. He only played last year to make sure he was done.
Which quarterbacks would we like to see the Jets bring in? I don't think. Trevor Simeon. I want to see him again. Trevor Simeon.
All right, here's 4 and 4. If you're the Packers, what would you accept from the Jets for Jordan Love? 414 Queen Williams. Don't joke about that, Bart. There's still idiots that say, oh, we're fine with Clifford.
I would do it. AJ, snap with the sour grapes. Jets have a great defense. They capitalized on the bill's mistake. Yes, yes they did.
I said that. Gary, Jets get the win and we got love. I think that means we win. Roger's injury was planned all along. It's part of his ongoing effort to mentor and teach younger players.
Yeah. Absolutely. We all know he's a man of virtue. Hey, here's what I texted Bart during the middle of the game. I said, How long until Randall Cobb retires now?
Exactly. I was thinking that too, Toby. Did you guys see Randall Cobb's getting an injury? Randall Cobb's fingers getting snapped in a briefcase on the way home. He's done.
Did you guys get a chuckle over the nine eleven conspiracy guy carrying Old Glory onto the field before the the game and the nine eleven tribute?
Well, I got a couple things against that. We don't know anything about what Rogers thinks about 9-11. At all. We have a 30-second. That's not true.
He has Deshaun Kaiser. We have a 30-second podcast clip where it's one quote from Aaron Rodgers. Do so are we thinking Deshaun made that up? I'm pretty sure Rogers probably thinks something's up, but he's not a full-blown conspiracy coop. for what we know.
If you don't know what he thinks about 9/11, he also might just be that guy that just reads all this stuff and thinks it's hilarious and just finds it interesting. Oh, no, I'll tell you who he is. He's the guy that watches like 30 seconds of a Facebook video and he's sold. But that's what we're talking about are doing with Deshaun Kaiser's freaking interview about Rogers 9-11 view.
So it's really not it. It's just oh, you know what? I didn't do congratulations. Hot take Jake on the news tonight. What was that about?
I saw you posted something, but I didn't know what what it was.
So channel 12, Nick Bohr. uh reporter over there he was the one that came When I was doing parade chairs. And he's always just been like. Whenever there's like a story where they just need a sports guy to talk for 20 seconds. I know him, he knows me, he's like shit.
Yeah, will you do something quick? And I'm always like, Absolutely. I thank them for keeping me semi-relevant today off air. And so, what I did was, I talked to him, I interviewed in this space, you know, and I know the quotes that they're, you know, I'm a TV veteran. I don't know if you guys know that.
So, I know what he's looking for.
So, I gave it to him. And then afterwards I said. Hey, you can use like B-roll from, because you know how, like, these TV reporters are always like, we talked with Dr.
Something something, and he had, and then when they're saying that, they're walking down the hallway or whatever, but I didn't go into the studio.
So I'm like, I will send you B-roll. But I had to find a clip that. One didn't have us swearing, and also didn't like it. I kept up a comment last night that said, fuck the bears for like 30 minutes.
So I couldn't find anything good. And I didn't want to send him with Tim Shea in it because he's bouncing around TV stations. Who the fuck knows where he's going to be?
So I'm going to take a little clip. And it was a it was me, you Jake. And Big Ron, and this Sean O'Connell. And you guys, it was like a two-second clip, but you were on the news. All right.
I didn't sign a waiver, but I'll allow it. You know, I mean, you're on here. It's true. We do have a lot of paper bag on that B-roll. I wish you were on last night.
That's exactly what I would have looked for. Bucky says no Horvot slander. It's not slander if it's the truth. I saw Horvod the other day. I'm all for it.
Yeah, you guys see each other all the time. Or if he's my guy, no, it's fine. I'm sure he's a nice guy. He's just a fake Packers fan. That's all.
Are you segments still sponsored by Golden Chicken this year? Uh We'll talk about that off here.
Well, Bart, you guys. Do you remember that video you played of like your TV? debut and you had the pen and the motorcycles. I think that's what led to this new sponsorship.
So you gotta get some more of those clips out, like uh we wanna see the archive footage. Yes, I would like to thank our friends at the Wisconsin Bike Fed. For making sure you guys don't drive like idiots when it's dark. Yeah, 'cause y you can't see a biker even if it's the size of a pencil. Yeah.
You dick. Yeah. That's good. In your best apartment nine Kohl's outfit. I loved it, man.
We need more. Wait, Bart, did you interview Barack Obama or was it? Who was it? I interviewed Obama. What?
I was in the scrum with Huckabee. I was in a scrum with John Edwards. Remember him?
So you got clay. You got Barack, you got Cody. Like what don't you have, man? You've got to rele re-release the Obama interview now that his name's back in the news. What's it in the news for?
Oh, here we go. We can talk about that off air. That interview on Tucker last week. Jeez.
Okay, that was a joke. No, not that. You see pork noise to eat? No. Portnot, I was like, I was there at the same time as that guy.
That guy is the weirdest, biggest liar dude I've ever met. Talking about who? The guy who claimed he was lovers with Barry. Anyway, Luke Stevenson says Green Bay has the smartest office in the league. The cornball was exactly four snaps away from his career being over.
No, he was fine until he got put behind the Jets' offensive line that couldn't block me. Couple things on that.
So, like Thursday night, the Chiefs lost. Because they didn't have Kelsey. If that game was Sunday, they might have Kelsey. They might win that game. This game was in primetime Monday night because they wanted to focus on Rodgers.
If this was just a regular Sunday 325 game. You know, maybe Rogers didn't get hurt. Everything that happened led up to Rogers getting hurt on that drive. And I was, I didn't like seeing him get hurt. I was, I really, really.
Really wanted to root against him. I really did. Him getting hurt. We like to have a villain for you coming up. I really did.
I just wanted to feel so much joy if he sucked. And I think he was going to suck. I think he was going to get sacked a bunch.
Well, if it was any indication for four snaps, he wasn't going to have any time in the pocket.
So. If he was just gonna have to sit back there and throw a quick game, maybe he would have been all right if he just threw it to Garrett Wilson, but KJ, who said good night? 30 minutes ago says all Wilson has to be is serviceable for the Jets to win with the defense they have. That's not true. No, he's terrible.
He's no, Wilson's got to be better than this. He's a net negative. The Jets getting four turnovers tonight. I'll maybe give I don't even know what to do. But they were all, if you had to go.
Was that, was that, was that the Jets are good or Alan was bad? And everyone's gonna say. Why can't it be both? No. Josh Allen was shit.
They're double. Just the line was fumble. He fumbles and then fumbles again. I remember on Sunday, Jordan Love fumbled. through a 40 yard pass Josh Allen fumbled and then fumbled again.
Boys, I'm going to let you go, but I do want to leave you with one thing. Um I may be willing to retire on the Rogers talk here. Yeah. You're like the only one keeping it going. That's a big responsibility, but I do want to say one thing.
Uh CM Punk said it best. The grass isn't always greener on the other side. The grass is green where you water it. No, that wasn't even grass, Jake. David Bakhtiari and Kurt Benkert, aka Bach Shadow.
Very upset about the turf situation tonight. As they should be. Yeah, that's true. Yes, but I think you missed the point, but yes. I think Aaron, um He's very much going to miss.
Green Bay and not appreciate, or maybe he'll appreciate a little bit more the squad that he had around him and the offensive line and always having weapons.
So, um, Best of luck to you in your future endeavors. Hopefully, we'll see on television next year spouting some nonsense about gay frogs or something. I don't know, but. I love you guys. I'm going to let you go.
See a hot take. Bye, Mr. Hottake. Robert Sala after the game said. It's not good.
As Jet Sphere Torn Achilles for Aaron Rodgers.
So, Twitter doctors, how long does a torn Achilles keep you out? A year long time. Yeah, he's done for the season. The question is. Is he going to return or is he just going to say, That's it, I'm done?
I mean, if he says that's it, I'm done. He'll have been a sacker his whole career except for three snaps. I think it was four.
So that's ridiculous. That is just like the Jets are eternally cursed. It's upsetting. I was looking forward to watching Rodgers all season, but I'm about to have they're in a boatload of primetime games. Yeah, I mean, this just completely screws up the NFL's plans.
Toby, I like that sweatshirt, Capital Football. Appreciate it. Oh, Cone. I think he said he was leaving, but I didn't hear him. Yeah, he said that.
Yeah, I mean I don't feel I I feel like Do you think he's done? Like, do you think he'd retire? I feel like. No, I think he'll play next year. I think he'll want to prove everyone that he can still play coming off the agenda.
He gave an interview to anyone who. Remember that one time he's... You know, he was like. I got to focus on this playoff game. And ESPN's like, we might write about you two sentences.
And he's like, I'll give you my whole life. He was on Fox Pregame, CBS, ESPN. And then he goes for three, four plays and he's out. I tell you what, he's gonna have a whole lot of time for the Pat McAfee show now. He'll probably end up just co-hosting that every single day of the week.
Yeah, is he going to go on Tuesday? Uh I gotta assume no.
Well, they won though, so maybe you will. I mean, what's he going to go on there and say? I took a couple snaps. My offensive line can't block anyone. And now I'm here in a boot with a torn Achilles.
I'm gonna have surgery on Thursday or something like that. What's he gonna say? How do you fly out to California. Beg for this guy to come. Spend a month and a half negotiating.
For The trade. Get him into your system. Celebrate as if you've already won everything.
Okay. And not do anything to your offensive line. Yeah, let me look at their offensive line. What's their definite? How do they not take Rogers pay cut?
You take Rogers' pay cut, and you're like, let's go get a backup running back. Yeah, go get the trade. Get some offense alignment in there. Get a disgruntled off his alignment. Pay him.
You got to protect this guy. Yeah, let's be honest, is. Is Dalvin Cook all that much better than Michael Carter? Probably not at this point in his career. And even that like other guy they have that was tearing up the preseason.
So, you got Dwayne Brown. His backup is Billy Turner at left tackle. Turner should not be in the league no more. No, Lake and Tomlinson, left guard. Wes Schweitzer is his backup.
And I can tell you from watching Schweitzer, he's terrible. Lake and Tomlinson, whatever. Connor McGovern, Joe Tippman at center, Elijah Vera Tucker, who was supposed to be a stud when he was drafted. I mean, he's whatever. Makai Bechten was supposed to be a stud, and he was talking him up.
And Makai Bechton was getting beat like a drum early in the game. Like, I mean. How you're exactly right. Like, why are you spending money on Alan Lazard? I understand Rogers wants that.
Rogers had to have said, Get me some online help or something. Like, I saw something where I'm not the biggest Goody fan, but someone was saying Goody's getting trash for all this stuff, but Joe Douglas decides to bring Rogers and not upgrade their offensive line at all? Like It's not good at all. Yeah, it looked like for a while the Jets season was over. after one game.
Now they did win, so that's not yet the case. A team whose season is over after one game, the Bears. Spark Guy joins us. I had to help you out, give you some content. I can come out of my hibernation den of loss.
I was just about to go Nine Eye, but I'm eager to talk to you. You were a Bears fan. You were at Soldier Field. Yeah. And I was sporting my shirt, boys.
People are looking at it. I love it. What is he like? Pop music or football? No, man.
So Spark Guy, tell me about... Tell me about it, man.
Well, I think the overriding thing for Bear fans is just, I mean. I think the main sense I got was. I don't get a lot of blame for fields. You know what I mean? Like, I didn't see fields really do anything that people were.
Upset about, I think. I thought my guy Danny Parkinson did a good job on the score today talking about how if you like this guy as a runner, why'd you only call one running play for him? Yeah, I think it's a different fear. I think in years past, the fear was always: do you have the guy? And it was pretty clear you didn't.
You know, Trubisky had some moments, but by year three, pretty much everybody knew.
So you always never had the guy. I think I still believe in fields. Yeah, I think the fear is that they're wasting them. That often, I mean, Lucas Patrick at center, I get that they. I really don't care about fields.
How do you feel that love owns you now? Oh, whatever. Dude, you guys are so ahead of yourselves. I thought he looked okay, he looked fine. He missed at least three, four passes.
None of that matters. None of it matters. All offseason Bears fan. Celebrated. Here's what I said yesterday, and this was the great thing I said.
And I said it again, and I'll say it again: Detroit, what was their offseason? Detroit, Minnesota, Minnesota, Green Bay, Green Bay, Chicago. Pickers, pickers, you guys. This is, and you know what? I did do this, and like I said, I was asked several people around because we're talking to people.
I'm from Milwaukee. No one has a problem with Milwaukee.
Now, Bears fans and Packer fans have a problem. But the angle that you always say that people in Chicago hate Milwaukee is patently untrue. They love Milwaukee. They don't even view it as a rival.
Now, the Packers are definitely the Bears' rival. I get that. But that was the first time. I know they love their Milwaukee. Milwaukee thrives on Chicago tourist dollars.
Yeah, they love it. Yeah, they love it. Newer county and they don't hate it, they don't hate anybody up here. It's almost like a suburb. But the Packers, you're right.
There's a lot of Yay. It's a suburb. It is. Milwaukee, the suburb of Chicago. That's like me living in Shorewood, saying I live on the east side.
I know I'm lying to myself. It's a suburb. But no, as far as the Packers go, no, I think... It's like saying Conillac's a suburb of Milwaukee. But I can also understand, like I said, when you go to a bear game, it's disappointing, right?
Like you go down there, you're having a good time. It was the first half, even though. Just seeing the way the lines are playing, you're waiting for that to happen. I think everybody was waiting. That's why everybody at halftime was tweeting about Aaron Jones, right?
Like, where is he? But you knew is as soon as he got his touches and he did what he needed to do. That'd be it. They make they break a play, they do something else, and it'd be over.
So, yeah, that was kind of the mood, but it's a high-risk move, right? You go to the game and It's like all those Packer losses in the playoffs. Like, it's a high-risk move. It sucks. You're like, this is not fun.
Oh, Zach gal, what are you doing? What? He had Pro Football Doc on the show tonight. Yeah, your boy. What is the problem with waiting?
For the doctors. to diagnose the injury. Rather than every doctor on earth. Oh, I disagree. That's like the most fun part.
And if you're actually a doctor, you get to actually have credibility. I mean, I was sitting there watching Rogers, and I was waiting for him to do the Willis Reed thing. I said, I mean, I texted my dad a half hour ago. He's faking. I'm like, I'm pretty sure he tore his Achilles.
I mean, there's certain things that you can like. Pretty educated guess or speculate on. Like, some stuff is ridiculous, but some stuff you can. Make it a pretty good guess on. And that one.
I think it was pretty obvious right away. At first, though, I didn't. I've seen that guy limp in his whole career. He's always got something up his thing.
So, the first thing, it didn't look like that, but you know, he was down. But when he got the reason when he got from the He got on the cart, they helped him on the cart. But then, if you saw when he got off the cart, he walked, he was walking off on his own power.
Now, the moment he stayed down for the trainers, you knew he was done.
Well, when he stayed down. getting helped off the field, which It just reminds me of When Kobe was walking off, when he heard his Achilles, but the way that, like. He got overextended on that leg and, you know, obviously afterwards, all the people slowing it down, you could see maybe a little ripple on his calf. Like, just the way it got overextended. I get scared every time I see that for an Achilles, and especially a guy older that's already dealing with calf issues.
Oh man, it's not over. This year's over, but what's what's the next move? I don't think he's retiring. Do you? Uh I feel like he would want to come back just to prove everyone wrong, right?
I mean, he's got to come back. He's not ending this way. Four snaps as a jet? That'd be funny, though, if he just called the quits and went back to just try to become a Packer legend and like repair. At least he played in the preseason and threw a touchdown, so you got to see it.
He's got to complete the far of trifecta. I mean, what if he doesn't come back and his eternal stat line for the New York Jets is 0 for 1, 0 yards? One sack, ten yards. He was a net negative for the Jets, not only in a trade, but he literally didn't gain them a yard. That's right.
I don't like that he's out for the year. I don't think anyone does. I wanted to watch him. Be bad. Be careful what you wish for.
You can't say that. You got to be happy with this. He could have tormented you. Remember how bad it was with Favre? That was not fun, was it?
No, but like it ended funny, though. It ended really funny, but it wasn't fun. Still, you have to see all those highlights of him winning at Lambo and stuff. Like, you wouldn't want to see that guy getting. See, this is the beauty this is the beauty spark, guy.
We never have good quarterbacks, so we never have have never have to deal with that crap. Like, I don't have to worry about Robert Griffin the third going to Cleveland and tearing it up, or I mean, I guess I have to deal with it with Kirk Cousins putting up garbage time stats with the Vikings. Like. We don't have to deal with that. And Bart never believes me, but I say this genuinely, and nobody in the chat will ever believe me.
but I say it out of complete empathy. Those playoff losses, that's brutal to go through 12 straight years where you think you're winning the Super Bowl and lose in those fashion. Man, I don't know. Like they say, you know, you'd rather have love lost than no love at all. I don't know, man.
Oh, I agree with you. I'd rather not ever know what love is. I had a guy that I work with basically say the same thing talking about LA teams, talking about the Lakers and Dodgers always losing and stuff. And he's like, I come out here to DC and all they do is lose. They're just a bunch of losers.
But it kind of sucked losing in the finals and World Series all the time.
So Dan Needles is always making fun of people. former channel 12. I've been on channel 12 more recently than them, but. Uh He's always yelling at people that have no followers. Like, you don't deserve to be in my playground.
He retweeted an account from a fake Brian Gudekins account tonight from the entire Packer Nation wishing Rogers a speedy return. 371 followers from this fake account. It might be the real one. Toby. No one likes Goody.
Yeah, that's right. Dan needles. Yeah. This account has also retweeted this fake Brian Goodekin's account, has also retweeted Ike Packer's podcast. When they said, Would you trade a second-round pick for Mike Evans?
What happened to the person that had all the fake Ike accounts? They're not running those anymore. Those were good. Ike Highways was really good. They were hilarious.
Whoever ran that is a sweaty fucking COVID bronchitis mess. I'm a Baptist, but I was all for Ike Catholic. That good account is not real. I Catholic's great. WW Fresh says he's only out six weeks.
Guys, relax.
Okay, bet. Bet. Yeah. Let's do it, please. I'm really upset that we're not going to get Rogers McCarthy next week.
Okay. Oh, that would be good. I am upset about that. Yeah, they were going to need that game forever, but they needed it next week. The NFL scriptwriters.
Well, I'm sweaty and tired, but I am always happy to talk to you guys. Oh well.
Well, I may have a live show Tuesday night. I may also do a sick day this week. I don't know. I feel like dick. Do you have to call in for that?
Mm-hmm. Uh yeah, I gotta call Blue Wire Headquarters.
Okay. Tell him I'm breaching my contract. I won't be pumping out a show today. The guy goes, what do you know? Are you a doctor?
You just fucking told me he was going to be out six weeks. You did the diagnosis. Are you a doctor? Are you a are you a doctor? Yeah.
I do have to circle about one last thing, Bart, for you. My camera's all broke to shit. Looks good. Focuses on the midsection. Look at that crate and barrel merch there.
That looks fantastic. This is my basement, guys. I thought there'd just be a bunch of empty Omaha steak boxes with like half-eaten raw milk. Sit right next to whatever you call Goldberg. That's the chair I sit on.
WW Fresh says. Relax, pal. Wow. Yeah. Do you like your current studio or the old studio more?
Yeah. I see the old studio four times a week. Yeah. Do you chuck chairs in your current studio like you did in the old one? No, this gold break.
God damn it. I'm hoping he's not sitting in that Goldberg chair naked like he used to sit in that other chair. Look at this. This is a little scary is what it is. This is like after hours here, Toby.
I don't want to see that. A lot of Dan Shaney YouTube prop comedy going on now, guys. It's my camera, everybody. This will be great for that podcast. Yeah.
I was going to need to smoke some weed and chill. Happyplacehemp.com. Promo code BART. 25% off. Every order.
Okay. What's that show that starts like this? Do do do do do do I'm green? My time green tonight? There's kind of a Tom Green vibe going on.
I don't know if that makes me or Toby Glenn. Glenn. Glenn ruled. I love it. Do that awkward interview thing where they put the camera on the side.
And pretend like you're not supposed to look at it, which for most professional places, they do it well. And then I love when you can tell when there's like an under-budget thing and they have the way that when I first saw her. I knew I had to kill her. Yeah. Yeah.
So, I'm not editing this out of the audio, but it is the end of the show. Um You got to check out the YouTube on that one. Yeah, I mean, this is why you got to watch YouTube. You gotta watch YouTube. You also gotta listen on wherever you get your podcast.
He's like, you want to see the air conditioner unit I just spent? I was going to say, you had a look in your eyes like you're going to go remote, like upstairs or something, or in the backyard. Like, this thing's going. On the streets. Oh, I got one more thing to say.
This is for Adam, who was on last night. and said Jack's was shitty pizza. If he's more of a fan of Tony's. My grandpa used to manage a grocery store. And I got a shitload of these like.
Old ass trucks. Yeah. Yes, look at this one. That's awesome. These are sweet.
That's awesome. Tony's pizza.
So there's anti-Jax pizza talk going on? Yeah, Adam hates Jax. I love Jax, but I will say, you've noticed, I don't know if it's the economy, but Jax is more like way less cheese. It's all of a sudden just becoming the crust. They're cutting back.
I don't know if it's a sign of the times, but no, I'm not going to trade it in for Tony's wharves or any of those others. I'm coming back. I want to show you one more thing. Yeah. I don't know where it is.
Toby, enjoying the scavenger hunt here? I love it. He's going to find something else. I don't have any good trinkets in my room to show you. Tony's I really want to show you one more thing.
I cannot find it. I just hope that he's not stripping in the background there. I know. Give me one second. Here it is.
Okay. Two things I want to show you. One Sweet present from my wife. Dude, I know how you feel. This is a Football stadiums thing?
Oh, nice. I love that. And you cross out when you go to one. Like a scratch off. Yeah, scratch it off.
I love that. Well I got one, hold on. I got it. I thought you were gonna do a baseball one and you were gonna like just scratch Miller Park and that was it. Living the Arrowhead AT ⁇ T.
Bank of America, Century Link. I got rock, Gillette. Come up to FedEx before they destroy it and build a game. That's pretty cool, Spark. I like it.
Yeah, but we we were going to do it as a family and I think we've been to two. And then because we got it a few years ago, it was a cool idea. Because someone else brought it up earlier. The stream numbers have just plummeted, by the way, since I started doing this.
Well, I'm going to finish with this then. Low Scott, Low Scott is like, this is a terrible stream. I thought this was for sports. We've been doing this for 50 minutes. And it's 11 o'clock.
So final one and then I'll sign up because I had a lot of comments. about being able to start it over Los. I got a lot of comments for being a Bear fan. But that's so many. This is a sports memorabilia pod.
Do you want to see this one? This is what 2010 vision looks like. Hey, a Santana Moss signed hat. Here's a Barack Obama. Signed These are the questions I asked them.
Yeah, I had him sign it. Shut up, that's legit. And here we are. That's pretty cool.
So, first, so first on your priority list of cool shit you have in your basement is that. Fucking Tony's truck. And then second is an autograph of Rocket Brown. I'll throw this away if it means keeping the Tony's truck. Yeah.
Okay. Look at this. Motherfucker's laughing. He's like, they sent this loser Did you say anything about Chicago to him? Here's a Here's a plaque of my 1990 soccer team.
My dad is the coach. Are there any boys on the team? That's me. That's not a girl. That's me.
I saw a lot of girls. I didn't know if maybe you're on. Yeah. Yeah. All right, I'm out I'm gonna leave.
How many times did you get scored on? Uh I didn't play goalie then. Have a nice night. I'm trying to hear real sports reporters, not Slobs. How did you get here?
How did you get here? How did you get here? How did you get here? How did you get here? Why are you here?
Low Scott. Oh my God. Oh my God. Honey, honey, wake up. Los God didn't like my show.
Yeah, Close God. Hey, buddy, if you're trying to listen for sports talk, I got some bad news for you. You won't ha hear any on the radio tomorrow either. That is true. Oh yeah, I've just Yeah, who is behind Wolf Scott?
I think there's one of your many enemies. I don't know who it is in local media, but it's one of them. All right, I'm going to go. I'm dying. Lozka, hey Lozka, do you want to witness a live death?
You sick fuck. Yeah. Goodbye, everyone. God. Yeah.
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