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Good morning, everybody. I'm Bart Winkler. Welcome into the Winkler Verse. This is not a normal podcast. At all.
If you're expecting a normal podcast, this is just not that. What I have done here. Is I have taken what I feel. are the best segments From my days in Fond du Lac. At K107.1, which is six.
Ben rebranded. To 1071 the bull. I was not there. When that station got nuked, however. I left.
Uh and then they had a switch. But in my time there, it was an AC, hot AC station. Our tagline was: we play your music. And I have across two episodes.
So these are across two. Episodes where I have compiled. Again, what I feel like are the best bits. And um Segments. I'll start with a sports one and then it will go from there.
What you're going to hear is the different cast and characters. I did not have a co-host. I took over for a team that had a co-host. These are going to be bits from 2012 to 2015 with a bunch of different people. Because while I didn't have a co-host, I would use other people in the building to be on the air with me.
Couple of people in sales. A couple of people that worked in the afternoons.
So Dawn and MJ are in sales. Big Al was in the afternoon. Scott Frosetto was in the afternoon. Drew Glazer was with me as my intern. For a while.
Austin Simon was with me. As an intern. for a while.
So and then there there's different people from across the Fond du Lac. I think the lead singer of Boogie and the Yo-Yos at the time. Steve Olson makes an appearance. He was a cop in Fond du Lac. Kevin Miller ran Thelma.
At the time.
So there's different people. That will pop in and out in local business owners.
So All I've done is compiled it. By no means am I begging you. To listen to any of it. I just wanted, first of all. To have these files somewhere other than my Dropbox.
So that they could be shared. And then second of all. If there are people that only know me from the sports radio portion of my career. I thought these might be interesting. to listen to.
Again, maybe they are, maybe they're not. Maybe this is fun. Maybe this is vanity, but it's happening. And without further ado, this is volume one. Of a two-volume series.
The best of mornings with Bart. Mornings with Bart continues. Our good buddy Austin Simon, stone cold Austin Simon, I stand corrected, joins us. In studio this morning. Austin, how are you doing, my friend?
Great, great. It's a nice day out.
So. Everyone get on get outside and enjoy the weather. Uh Austin, I'm glad that you're so chipper because I'm a little irritated. With a former Green Bay Packer. Can you guess who that might be?
Brandon Jennings, number 85. Brandon Jennings. No, Austin. Not Brandon Jennings. Greg Jennings.
Greg Jennings. Landing gentlemen. Packers are, the state of Wisconsin is Jennings free almost at this point. Yeah, it's fit. Greg Jennings was talking with the guys from K-Fan Radio, Paul Allen.
Another guy, they were interviewing him about coming over to Minnesota and if they Have the same championship makeup that Greg saw in Green Bay and Austin, his answer. Oh well. Here you go. We do, we do, we really do. And one of the things that obviously drew me to coming over here was.
The makeup of the team. And when I came over here, I kind of had. Uh You I was kinda brainwashed. You know, there was no kinda to it. Being over in Green Bay, you're brainwashed to think that anyone in the division is just.
Tears below. And so coming over here. I meet The people within the organization, I'm like, wow, these are really great people. We're real people over here. Yeah, like, like, seriously, like, no, that's crazy.
We have big buildings. That sounds crazy, but. And wireless service. Yeah, you know, I mean, it sounds like really, you didn't think, but it's like everything that you know in Green Bay is like the best, the best, the best, the best, the best.
So many things to mention here, Austin. First of all, What do you expect, Greg? Yeah. Of course, you're gonna be. What do you want to go?
You wanna go to an organization, Greg, and say, oh, let's just be okay this year? Yeah. Let's let everyone else win and then we'll just be okay. Exactly, I think that's just how every team is. It's just they try to pull your head I mean Get you to think that they're always the best.
It doesn't matter. You come in the locker room. Yeah. They tell you, we are the best. We're gonna take what's ours.
We're gonna win the championship. Every team does that. Why wouldn't you? is the question. Exactly.
Why wouldn't you do that? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, his comments are a little. I'm kind of angry by his comments.
You know what? It's terrible. In true Bart form, I'm more angry with Paul Allen in that sound clip.
Now why are you more angry at Paul? Because because he goes We have big buildings and wireless service. Paul Allen gets a lot of national coverage because he is very loud. And when the Vikings are bad, when Brett Favre throws an interception he doesn't need to throw in the NFC Championship game, he freaks out. He's very emotional.
And that's why a lot of people know the name Paul Allen, even if you do not listen to Vikings radio broadcast, which thankfully we do not subject you to here on K107.1. You can listen to the Packers tomorrow night against the Cardinals. Coverage starts at 5, the kickoff at 7. But Paul Allen has to be the one to chime in. They're at big buildings.
Paul Allen is a humorless, gutless troll.
Okay? Who is Pure garbage. And has no sense again, no sense of big buildings. You want big buildings, Paul? We'll take 13 World Championships.
Correct. Look at the Vikings. We'll take four Super Bowl titles. Yeah. You can take your big buildings.
Good point, Barton. We'll freak out in Green Bay when there's a Cabela's built next to Lambeau Field. You can have another tall skyscraper that has. Half of it open with empty office lots for sale. Take your big buildings!
That is a good point part, I'm not gonna lie. You made a good point. I don't understand why you brought up. Let's take our s Super Bowls! Super bowls are are big.
We have big buildings. We also have the best quarterback in the league. What do they got, Chris and Ponder? Yeah, but we don't have a building in Green Bay more than 10 stories, Austin. Who cares about buildings?
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Alright, I want to first play the voicemail that I received. Yesterday.
Alright, well I've been dating this guy for a while, like over six months, okay? And you know, he offered to watch my kid when I had an appointment. It's gonna be kind of a long appointment. It was, you know, like a couple hours and I was cool with that. It's he seemed like a trustworthy guy.
I really liked him. I still do like him. I just don't know how to feel about this because while I was at my appointment, he took my four-year-old to Hooters.
Okay, they serve food, but I just, I mean, that's not a place that I would take my four-year-old and I mean, this is the first time that he gets to babysit my child in six months, and he takes him to Hooters. That's the voicemail. It's a tough question, so I brought in the all-star panel today. I've never had a panel this big. Wade Bates, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello, Bart. Steve Olson. What's up? And Art Boy dringing it down. Yeah.
Alright, so the four-year-old was taken to Hooters. By the boyfriend. Hooters has changed their branding from what they used to be. They kind of try to market themselves as a family dining place now. But is that a place for a four-year-old?
Um, I'm gonna say no. Depending on where the Hooters was at, I think the Hooters in the Fox Valley or Milwaukee probably. There's nothing too out of line there. If you go to the Hooters thing, Orlando, it's a different kind of atmosphere. How are the hooters aligned?
I think that's the question. What kind of hoot placement do we have? Because if it's not within the kids. Uh One of my friends say thank you. You're welcome.
Then it might as well be at Joe's Cafe. But for a guy to have any place on earth. and then take the kid to Hooters. Is he not like saying, alright, I'm giving you a reason to cut me loose?
Well, he's a moron, so she should cut him loose just from the fact that obviously he's. He's an idiot. I bet you there's a whole slew of stuff that this chucklehead has done that the Hooters thing is probably just a tip of the shit. Maybe one of the wings. I don't know.
Well, here's another question: At what point do you trust your boyfriend with your four-year-old kid? How long do you have to be dating him before you just give off your kid? See what happens? They take them to Hooters. Yeah.
They're not properly vetted. That was a test. Let's just say this. Let's play a little devil's advocate here. I'm assuming this, and I like your Chucklehead.
Assuming Chucklehead doesn't have children of his own. And we got it, I think, cut him a little slack there. I'm not agreeing where he took them, but, or took the four-year-old, but I think we cut him a little slack that he's not a father, doesn't understand the importance of where you take your child.
So, he's probably a little immature there and maybe did it for maybe he wanted some more attention from brings this cute little four-year-old thinking he's gonna get a little more attention from the wait staff, not thinking you know, anything. Hey, this four-year-old's probably thinking this four-year-old's not gonna remember any of this, and then loses sight of the big picture. He's on the right track. I'm gonna do you one better.
Okay, this guy is probably the most considerate person in the world because if you take a four-year-old to a restaurant, you know, sometimes they're you know, they're crazy, okay?
So, you take a four-year-old, the Hooters, nobody cares what the kid's doing. You got the clientele there, they're wrapped into something else, whether it's the wings, the TV, or the alignment of the Hooters, as Kevin would say.
Okay, yes, so I'm thinking this guy's. He's doing a favor to the nicer restaurants he might have taken him to and to their customers. I'm not going as far as saying he's doing anybody a favor. I'm just saying we can be taken under the stretch. You went way.
Oh my god. I'm still trying to follow the logic of that and I'm just confused. I'm not sure this is a breakup deal. You know, I don't think this is worth breaking up over. But um I think uh he needs to learn his lesson.
Yeah. And mornings of bark continues here. On K107.1, we bring in on the K-Lines the one, the only Mick Foley three-time WWE champ. New York Times best-selling author. And Mick, am I talking to a future WWE Hall of Famer or what's the deal here?
When are they inducting you? Oh, that's the rumor. Uh which is nice to know because I started that rumor. Um it's good to know that I still have that power. Who knows?
You know, I mean, it's coming up soon. It's in New York City in the very arena where I used to itch. I to watch Uh my favorite WWE superstars of the uh Early 80s. I hope it does. You know, I really hope it happens.
Well, we wish it does for you. I know a lot of people, like you said, whether you started that rumor or not, it's picking up some steam. And you're the favorite of a lot of people and they want to see you in that class.
Now, you're on the show today. You've written a book, not only like a memoir or an autobiography. You're getting into the world of children's book writing now, Mick. And I got to tell you, I love this thing. It's going to be a Christmas present for sure.
It's called The Most Miserable Christmas, where you really kind of pick on the Miz a little bit here, Mick.
Well, I pick on The Miz because he's the class bully who's making life very difficult on the... Offbeat New Kid.
Now when I wrote the book, uh The off-beat new kid was the most popular wrestler in WWE, CM Punk.
Now he's the most hated.
So thankfully I wrote a redemption from his at the end of this book. And Miz is now a good guy, or babyface, we say in Wrestling Speak. And he loves it. He's been the book's biggest advocate and lucky to have him, believe me. I'm surprised that Miz loves something that gives him more attention.
That's a real shock to me. You know, we had a chance to do it as part of uh Be a Star. Uh uh presentation and it was really cool. They sent uh Kofi Kingston and Natalia to a bunch of classrooms at me and Ms. And we realized that by reading it and by Ms.
reading his lines at the right times, it was almost like a little mini play we were putting on.
So I would love to have punk I mean, I'd love to have punk. and uh and Ms together with me as the narrator. and uh those two reading their lines. I think it could be uh a lot of fun. And it does it teaches a nice lesson.
I I really am I'm very high on the book, which is why I uh I volunteer to do these three hour radio tours. Uh and I should point out though, that uh because this is the first wwe children's book out there in years that not every bookstore carries it so the best way to get it is probably just to go to amazon.com, you type in A most miserable Christmas, and it's like $11.55 with free super saver shipping if you buy, you know.
Some other things with um With Amazon. It seems like a pretty easy way to go. Yeah, it really is a great book. Whether you're a fan of Mick Foley from the Cactus Jack Dude Love Days, or whether the kids now really get into the product, a great Christmas gift indeed. And that's kind of been a different path for you.
I mean, you've wrestled, and then. You're still going back into the WWE and you had an involvement in Survivor Series, but also the things outside the ring, the children's books and the stand-up career, just a lot of variety of things that you're doing. The stand-up career, this is taking off a little bit, Mick. Um yeah, in a way, I guess. It's uh It's slow going when I whenever I do the shows, uh, and I say, Okay, how many people are here?
You know, familiar with what I do on stage and it's usually only one or two people and I've I've been at it for a while. It's nice to know that any time you get there, that you're surprising people and usually surpassing their expectations. But apparently I gotta market this stuff in a different way. If when people leave the shows, they're all like, Oh man, I didn't know it was gonna be this good If people knew it was gonna be that good, uh it would be easier to get them to come out. Just j here's a giant leap of faith because we happen to like you.
Now, is this a career that you want to take to the point where Letterman's booking you on his show to do stand-up, or is this just another kind of thing that you enjoy doing?
Well, you know what? I probably need to start working on what they call the five or seven minutes. Uh because I do um I do um I I do more storytelling. doesn't really lend itself that well to, hey, you got five minutes, hit a bunch of punchlines. But I imagine I could put together five pretty good minutes.
A busy guy, of course, yet you still find time to come back, and you're thrown right back in the storylines in the WWE again, that Roll at Survivor series. Are there guys now? Because a lot of people, WWE fans, will compare this era to the Attitude era and they'll say they like it better, they don't like it better, but it really is about the wrestlers and how they connect with people. Are there guys that you think are poised to break out, or are there guys that right now that you think they are the top of the class of WWE that maybe we're not talking about?
Well, yeah, there's a lot of lot of guys poised to break out. I just should have a ma standard list that I go to when I'm asked, is I always leave people out. But just like last night on On Raw, you're seeing a very relatively young nucleus of talent. Obviously, you've got the guys like John Cena who have been there a while, and the Big Show has been there a while. But a guy like Dolph Ziggler is going to cash in his money in the bank, and I think everyone realized he's going to be a future world champion.
Seamus has had these incredibly physical matches with the Big Show. Ah, he's another guy. The book is called The Most Miserable Christmas. Mick Foley behind this one. Mick Foley, thanks for your time.
You've got it. Thanks for talking to me. Mornings with Bart on K107.1, Drew the intern, and Big Al with me. This morning. Hi guys.
Hello. How's it going? I don't know. It's going okay. I'm trying to work on a lot of things as a.
as a person, as a man. As a husband. Oh my god. As a husband. Crazy.
One of the big criticisms about me. or critiques about me in my personal life is that I complain too much. And that I'm too animated. When I get mad, I get all over the place. I've seen you throw things before.
Definitely, uh. Yeah, and even though my point may be correct, the manner that which I do it draws people off. You know, like if you're in an argument with someone, And then, uh, and they're completely wrong, like, so stupid. But let's say, well, the earth is flat.
So you're saying, Bart, the earth's flat. Bart, the earth is flat. And then I say, it's round. It's round. The earth is round.
How do you not know? I look like the idiot because I'm the one yelling. Yeah, you you you really lose a lot of your uh Composure. Yeah. And then you lose, you know, some momentum in the argument.
So I went to my shrink this last weekend and he told me about this thing called positive venting. You have a shrink?
So you can vent. But you do it in a positive way.
Well, I'm kind of interested in this, Bart. I've never really done it before, and I'm a little nervous. We'll just give it a shot. But, uh,.
Alright.
Now I'm gonna I'm gonna vent positively. Uh Hi. I'm Barr Winkler. From Mornings with Birds. I understand sometimes people don't like When I talk.
I also understand that sometimes people don't like The music I play. One day I'll get an email that says, Bart, you talk too much. Your segments. are too boring. And I would never go to that community event that you promote.
So why waste my time? and the short drive that I have to work. Others say, Bart. You're talented. as a radio host but The music you play is.
So awful, and I'm tired of hearing the same three chords over and over in different songs. More music, Bart. More music. Talk more, Bart. Talk more.
What's it gonna be? I make one change for somebody the next day, I get an email to make the change back. I just want to please everybody, but I realize that. That's impossible. Mm.
Yeah. I feel more relaxed already. That was beautiful. See, now normally you would throw something across the room and you. You know, you might you might scream, you might say a curse word or something, that was That felt Really good.
It felt good to do. I feel like we should keep this going. Do you have something on you'd like to get off your chat? I do ha I would really like to do this in a you know Positively. Shh.
So Hi. Mm. I'm Big L Schumacher.
Some of you may recognize my voice from Afternoons here on K107.1 and our sister station News Talk 1450 KFIZ.
Okay. We play a lot of your music here and K107.1 and uh A lot of great songs that we play in day in, day out. Here, a lot of them. Charting songs. Not from artists such as Katy Perry.
Yeah. Maybe John Mayer. Maybe Cereborellis, Bruno Mars, the names go on and on, but None more than uh The likes of Kesha and pitbull. Great song. I uh Really?
Really love this song. It's very catchy and... Really, really kind of puts me in a positive mood and um. I really love the idea that everyone likes to request it at the same time. Every Single day.
Yeah. So it just makes me very happy. To know that a song has such cultural impact that it then affects my life. in ways that Can't really comprehend I know what you mean, Al. Hi.
Oof. I'm Bart Winkler. We give you the option to text in your request. Learn how to spell the artist. of the song that you are requesting.
There is no Gavin Negra. There is no Sarah Brell less. And for God's sakes. Pipple is not spelled. With two Ts.
Make it. Yeah. I feel better.
Okay, true. Yeah. What's wrong with you? We gotta give Drew. I don't think Drew's gonna make it through his.
We gotta give him his, though. Yeah, Drew, you've been awfully quiet over there. I think I've been building some holding some emotions in lately.
Well, here, let's try to do positive venting. Let's try it. See if it helps. Hi. All right, I got this.
Hi, for those of you that don't know... I'm shaving my head for St. Baldrick's, march 16th.
Now I've been asking for donations these last couple of weeks here and uh I have received no money from anybody. For those of you that don't know, I am the host of Saturday at the 70s, with Drew the Intern. I post a question every week in which I give you a prize if you answer correctly. You guys are the first to complain when you don't win the prize, but as soon as I ask for a single dollar For a child with cancer, You shut me down. I'm aware I'm just an intern, but...
I would like some respect. And how does that make you feel better? I feel better.
Yeah. Oh, just in intersection. I'm starting to feel a little bad, you guys. I feel like positive positive venting may not be the best idea. I it makes me feel good, but it it might not make everyone feel good.
You know, we might be picking out certain people. Um, somebody is calling. Let me go to the phones. Hello, K107.1. Uh hi, uh I'm Anthony from Fonduac.
I really enjoy K one zero seven point one, but uh That last segment was really hurtful, and I actually found it kind of offensive. I always thought of you guys as, uh, you know, my friends. Mm. Now I have to reconsider. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time for now.
I suppose, as a peace offering, can I maybe make a request? Uh um sure, Anthony. What what do you want to hear? You guys have uh that Gavin Negra guy? You You don't know how lucky you are.
Mornings with Bart on K107.1. A lot of etiquette about when you're supposed to get in touch with people these days. How quickly do you return a phone call? The Business Insider. It's a website.
It came up with new rules for when you can expect to hear back from someone in 2014. I bring in Big Al for today's installment of Typical Morning Show Banter. Typical Morning Show Banter. There's me and you segment and make jokes and do a weird laugh and make jokes. And it's me and it's you.
And we're having a good time. And if we do it right, we'll make you feel like you're included with us in this room. Do do. We play your music. And we talk about things that you care about, and we're Funny enough to give you a smile before you go to work, which you really hate.
Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, do, doop. Deep deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, dee, deep. Yeah. And there it is, folks. Typical morning show banter.
Do do do do do lee dee. You can look forward to that theme song being played every morning, mornings and part. And now, a story we just didn't have time for today. Jackie Carcy and Amy Hansen with us in studio. Hello, guys.
Hello, Bart. Great to have you. Let me tell you what happened. Over in Oklahoma. Last month, two guys named Timothy and Derek got pulled over about 45 miles north of Tulsa.
Timothy had outstanding warrants, so the cops threw him in the back of their squad car. Derek got arrested too. Picture this: they're both in the back of the squad car. Tough situation so far, right? What the cops didn't know at the time was Timothy was hiding three eight balls of meth in his mouth.
Gross. And while they were alone in the car, he and Derek started talking about it. Timothy said he was gonna swallow it and put it in the system so he didn't get busted. Oh, that doesn't seem like a good idea.
Well, that's what Derek thought. Because that much meth would have probably killed him, so he came up with the brilliant idea. to split up the eight balls of meth. And each swallow half of them. Still not a good idea, right?
So one person wouldn't swallow all the meth, they would both swallow half of the meth. Are you following me? I am following you. I'm not good at What what Appropriate I perform. And that is what you're worried about?
Not the meth? You're worried about the spit.
Well, that's the problem. They were handcuffed together, so the only way to transfer it was via kissing. Awesome! I suppose. They decided to lock lips.
What the. Guys didn't know was that the Cobb camera Was in the car installed, also has the audio that picked it up.
So please watch the footage. And they saw everything. They still swallowed the meth. And almost died. Yes.
But the cops listened back to the tape and rushed him to the hospital, saved their lives. Both men now facing drug charges. Oh my god. You know, and I'm not familiar with how much meth would kill you or what an eight-ball of it is anyway. It's not enough, I'll tell you that.
Either way. It doesn't sound good. Why are you using that voice? This is wacky radio. This is how you're trained to talk.
This is his wacky radio voice. If you want to be an FM DJ in this business, you gotta have the wacky voice. Oh, everything's crazy. Call me up. We got the Zoo crew here for you.
We'll give away $100,000 in cash for the 15th caller at the 15-minute mark of every hour all day long. You're okay when I'll zip apart. Oh, you are busted now. You have a crazy look in your eyes as well. It's not just the voice, it's the look under your face.
I love getting up at 3.30 in the morning and coming to entertain you guys on your five-minute drive to work. That was complete sarcasm. Can't touch this. Scott Frosetto in the studio with me. Big Al Schumacher here as well.
And earlier we joked about trying to break records. It was about a year ago, Scott, that you broke a record. For most hats worn at a single time. 53 or 54, I believe I had a top of my noble brow. And we did it, and we taped it, we put it on our YouTube page, accessiblek107.com, and we thought, this is really awesome.
Let's break records every week. We didn't do that. And then we never did that again.
So with Scott Francetto here and with Big Al Schumacher in here as well. Uh who will be on the Recording device. Unofficial cameraman. We're gonna try to break. Another records this morning.
And I guarantee you, we will break a record because this book you can make up your own records. And we'll just make it so you break a record part. We're not breaking a Guinness World record. Let's make that clear. We're breaking a.
Um A what? Record setter book of world records.
So these are like guys that were banished from Guinness. Yeah, they thought there was too much red tape for Guinness. You have to. Submit things and it has to be a specific category. These guys.
You break a record? You have video evidence of it? You broke a record.
So, the record that I think was the easiest to break, and after practicing a little bit, maybe I'm not so sure. was uh most tweets to MC Hammer in a minute. Oh. See if he's on the east or the west coast right now, it's like 5.30 in the morning.
So if he like actually receives these tweets, you're gonna like fucking MC Hammer up. Yeah. Uh his last tweet was three hours ago. That said party just ended. Nice!
You're gonna really upset this. You see Emmers rocking an MC hangover. I did tweet him, you the best to practice. See, the problem with tweeting MC Hammer right now is. It has to be on a mobile phone as well.
It's gotta be on a mobile phone, right? Most tweets to MC Hammer on a mobile phone in a minute.
So I was trying this on the phone, and it's tough for me to hit the at MC Hammer. And then write the message.
So I was also trying to just go to MC Hammer's profile and hit reply to him. Then the at MC Hammer already pops up. But then after I send the tweet, it takes me back. If you don't know what Twitter is, you're so confused. But then after I send the tweet, it sends me back to like my Twitter feed.
And then I have to find NC Hammer again, so I'm gonna have to actually type. Uh at MC Hammer. But I'll use the.
Alright, I got it to start.
Okay. So I got at MC Hammer there to start. And I'm gonna attempt to break the record.
Okay. I'm gonna go in uh. I got the stopwatch.
Alright, I'm gonna go in 10 seconds.
Alright.
What do I tweet them? Just hi? Uh, just you're the best. Hi. Hope your party went well, stuff like that.
You just need to send more.
Okay, I'm going in two and one. And the start.
So sending hay.
Okay. Three. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, can't touch this, but I'm not sure. Hi. 10 seconds.
Two tweets in 10 seconds. I I they make them a little bit longer so it's a little more believable. You're great. Hope the party went well. 20 seconds.
That's how much I did already? Yes. How's the party? 30 seconds left. Oh wow, I might do this.
Or at least tie it. Break it down. Hi, bud. That's five tweets. 20 seconds.
I'm like so nervous. 15 seconds. You cool? Tie it for the tie, here's number one. That was six, I got six.
Come on! Love you. That's seven tweets. Four break it again. Go go three.
Now have it one. That's it. It's time tweets. It's a little blurry. Seven tweets in a minute.
Text him one more time or tweet him one more time saying I was trying to break a record.
Okay, so there's love you. You cool. Hi, bud. How's the party? You're great.
Hi. And hey, one, two, three, four. See, the problem is, I don't know if those are original texts or tweets because you said the same thing. I said, hey, hi.
Okay. You're great, how's the party? Uh-huh. Hi, bud. You cool, love you.
Excellent. Those are all different tweets. That's great. Is this what it feels like to break a record? I think it does.
Is this right? Is this what it feels like to be someone next to someone that just broke up?
Well, no, it's kind of anticlimactic. I thought I thought like there'd be balloons coming out and stuff.
Well, you didn't have a tower of hats falling down. I have broke a record. Yeah, let's do another one today. I'm a high note hitting songbird But I'm also a bird watching backpacker. Oh, wood thrush, three o'clock.
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I can't decide if popcorn is your first name or your last name or a part of it or whatever. But popcorn, Jake, it's one word, actually. Oh, it's a one word. You've come a long way from your days as just a kernel, Jake. I I'm glad you enjoyed how awful that joke was.
But Friends with Benefits uh opens up this weekend too. And I mean, I I don't even know where to begin on why I don't want to see this movie. Yeah, probably because you and I as such T V fans as well saw this when it was a a Seinfeld plot 15 years ago.
So it it's one of those things where it seems like it's a a hashed out plot. I mean, there was that movie with Ashton Kucher and No Strings Attached came out, yeah, earlier this year. Yeah, and it seems like the exact same plot. You know, the o the only opposite thing of that is this one has genuinely likable stars, I guess. In Justin Timberlake and Milakunis.
Yeah, Timberlake's one of those guys, to me, he's somebody that you can try and try and try your hardest not to want to like this guy, but I just want to hang out with him so bad. I just want to know and be his friend. Is that weird? No, I I completely agree with you because uh and almost like not on our teen movie, maybe we'll disagree on this part, but even I grew up with N Sync. We grew up as as disliking this guy, and then all of a sudden out of nowhere his solo career comes out, he starts going on talk shows, you're like, well, okay, this guy's funny, he's talented, I'm you know, he's kind of the total package as as as a bankable star.
Unbelievable. I would have never thought that. I always thought Lance Bass would be the breakout in sync boy. She sure and mine was Chris Kirkhat. Can you name the other two?
Uh oh my god. The one with the dreads and the one the one with the dreads was like 40. Oh, he was the one who served his country valiantly in the Vietnam conflict and then went on to be an NSYNC. No, I cannot, unfortunately. It was JC Chavez.
Okay, yeah. and Joey Fatone. Both of them um They're not really having the careers they probably thought they would after the NSYNC success. No, and the way that Justin Timberlake has blown them all out of the water, I'm still looking for an NSYNC reunion.
Well, then, you know, the Backstreet Boys got to be sitting there going, well, you know, we were kind of. They were the Yankees and Red Sox of awful musical acts when we were growing up, but now it just looks like You know, it's kind of almost like the then in sync with the Yankees because, you know, the Yankees had Yogi Berra and Peyruz and all these guys to go out and be these heralded stars, but nobody remembers really Jim Rice or or any of those guys from the old seventies Red Sox team. But sorry, I I just lost probably half of your audience with that allocated. Yeah. Mornings with Bart on K107.1.
Welcome to Bart's Brain Teaser Challenge. We have Dawn. Hello. We have Big Al. Hello.
And we have Wade Bates. Yo. You guys are playing for the grand prize today of. To be determined. Gift certificate gift.
Nice. I have, I came across some brain teasers and I only got a couple right. And I wanted to see how you guys would do.
Now, a lot of times with questions like this, you'll get a lot of time to kind of sit over it. But I'm going to try to not give you as much time. I want to see how quick you are right away. It is a game. You are against each other.
Okay. Marsha's testing to make sure that we're all dumber than him. Yes. Great. I do want to get an IQ guy in here.
We are going to do that at some point. Oh, can we not? I don't even want to know mine. Yeah, I don't know that I do either. In the meantime, I want to see how well you do on these brain teasers.
So I'm going to name a read you a question. When you know it, I'll give you a couple minutes to think. Uh when you know it I want you to raise your hand and then I'll call on that person. Don't blurt out your answer. If you want to take a guess, you can raise your hand.
Okay? If you guess wrong and then think that you know it afterwards, feel free to raise your hand again. I'm just looking for the correct answer.
Okay. All right, are we ready for the brain teaser challenge? Sure. Again, the question open up to everybody. Your first question is.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first was named April. The second was named May. What was the third child's name, Dawn? June.
Incorrect. Anyway, March March is incorrect. I'm gonna say She didn't have a third child. It's a trick question. Should I read the question again?
Yes. Johnny's mother had three children. The first was named April. I know, I know, Johnny. Johnny is correct.
Uh That's one point. Her way. This is how this is gonna go.
Okay. This is how this is gonna go.
Right. Your second question, and again raise your hand if you think you know it. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Wade.
Incorrectly. That is possible. I was just about to say it. A 2-0-O-Wade Bates. Dawn, anywhere on that one?
I'm not going to do so swell because I'm a visual learner.
Okay, well this is radio. I know. Uh number three. I need to know how much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units. Wait.
Twenty-four units? That is incorrect. These are brain teasers. Say it again, please. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units?
A lot. It's incorrect. Yeah. Cubic foot. A cubic foot is also incorrect.
I I'm gonna say a bushel. I don't know. A bushel? That is right! What?
No. Yeah. What? What? How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two units by three units by four units?
Last chance. Five units. Uh yeah well it wouldn't be it wouldn't be a hole if if it's not a hole if it's filled to the top. Uh judges Yeah, what are you trying to say? There's no hole because the dirt is.
You coaxing me here? Yeah. The hole is already filled up, so whatever it takes to fill the hole, it's just not a hole. Uh no. I love you, Ale, 'cause you're not going to be able to do it.
There's no dirt in the hole. It's a hole. Because they dug the dirt out, so there's nothing. No dirt. In the hole.
You were close. Yeah, but that one's dumb because you can just fill the. Dirt, there's a hole. I don't know. I feel bad that I missed that one.
I actually feel bad. You think that one's dumb? Wait until this next one. Great. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet 10 inches tall.
He wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Yeah. Meat. Meat.
Pounding out, pounding out. That's the only one I was going to get right. I wasn't quick enough. Alex, he had the hand up. Yes.
He had the hand up. Proud of you, Alex, young old man. Glad I got to see you. Woo-hoo! You know.
Just say meat, and that was it. You should have raised your hand and said a bushel. Billy was born on December 28th. Yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How can this be?
Yes. She was born south of the equator. Yes, southern hemisphere is your correct answer. Wave. Thank you.
With a commanding 310 lead. He's killing it. If you are running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in? What was that again? You're running a race, you pass the person who's in second place.
What place are you in, Don? Third. Third. Whoa, what? I'm gonna say you're not in any place yet, maybe, because the race isn't over.
Okay. Nope, okay. You're running a race, you pass the person in second place. What place would you be in now? Oh, I ran.
I want to say first, but that's not first. It's never the obvious answer. It's not first. Second. Second, yes.
Show your work. Second, place. Why? Because you just passed the person that was in second. Oh, yay, Don.
Woo! Collective. And last question: worth five points and the victory. This thing gets skunked. I'm good.
In British Columbia, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Because you don't own that picture. No. You can't just go and take some pictures of wooden legs.
In British Columbia, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Oh, because a wooden leg will take a picture. That's your winner, Big L. Yeah.
I wish that crazy a little too slow on the draw. Big L with a kid. That is Bart's Brain Teaser Trivia. Al, you have won a gift certificate to be determined. Wade, for your efforts, you have also won.
Thank you. A gift certificate to be determined. Thank you very much. John, please pack up your things. You're fired.
That's all right. Oh, really? That's the best prize of all. Thank you. Brain teaser trivia, K107.1.
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