MS Top 6 Season 5 #3

This is the Truth Network. Matt and I have three daughters. You guys out there who have kids know how different your kids can be. They are so radically different.

It's just amazing. It's hard to buy gifts for them. And they kind of like different things and we know of a store in downtown Boise that has a lot of different stuff in it. So my wife and I went there yesterday and we got stuff. But there was a section of the store that was new age-y and I was delighted by some of the stuff.

And I'm going to read some of the things and the sayings they had and when I did I took pictures of it. And here's just an interesting book title. The Book of Pendulum Healing. Pendulum Healing. Wow. Charting your healing course of mind, body, and spirit. When I read stuff like this I just start smiling because I'm like yeah that is awesome. It has awesome heresy. It's just it's dumb. Number five.

Yeah you have a pendulum and then it swings and you ask questions in the ethereal presence and then it gives you a yes or a no and that's how you get healing directions. See that's how it happens. And so I love that kind of stuff because it's ridiculous. All right it is.

I'm sorry but it is. And then there's a big tapestry right and it had a bunch of patches sewn onto this tapestry this thing. You know it's about a foot and a half wide or so.

You know six feet long. It has all these little sayings embroidered in the wooden patches. So I took pictures of them so that I could talk about them on the radio. All right now you can tell I get excited about stuff like this. I love stuff like this. Now I'm sad that they believe it and that people are going to hell and and that that's not gonna make me happy at all.

I don't want that but I'm just put together a little bit differently and amen to that a lot of people say. Number four. So I really enjoy dumbness in religion. Just things that just they're ridiculous.

Here's one okay. The third eye chakra. My mind is open to new vision. I expand my awareness through my higher self. Now to me that is a delightfully lame statement. My mind is open to new vision.

Really? What is new vision? Seeing things differently. I expand my awareness.

What does that mean? To expand my awareness. You know so now I know I use glasses that don't give me just 180 degrees vision to give me this peripheral stuff.

So now it's like 300 degrees vision. That's how I expand my awareness. No no no no what it means is through my higher self. What's a higher self? What they define higher stuff is. Whatever I come in contact with in the ethereal plane that helps me understand the chakra balancing energy fields. And then you'll ask them well what's that? I don't know but I like it.

Number three. That's how it works with them. Okay there's there's nothing to it. There's there's nothing there.

There's no substance. All right what it is you can make something up. I could do this. I could take a bunch of words like third and eye and chakra mind open new vision expand awareness higher self truth honor universe echo. You could put all these things in there throw in some verbs and some adjectives and things like that and then pull them out in an order try to make them make sense into a sentence. And you could then you go that sounds good.

Yeah the third harmonic blue vibrational sequence gets me in tune with my my higher chakra self. Put that on an embroider and you can sell it. You can make money because people walk around they look and they go oh yeah I like that. What does it mean? I don't know. They don't know. It just means whatever they want it to mean.

It's just ridiculous. Number two. Here's one. This is the throat chakra. I am aligned with my highest truth. What is your highest truth?

First of all what is truth and what does it mean to have a higher truth? No so you believe in high truth right? No I believe I believe in low truth. I like low truth. Truth low good good. I like low truth. What do you like? I like high truth. So what is this stuff? The highest truth.

You take a celestial tape measure you measure it up you know and it goes on. I am aligned my highest truth and communicate this with love and honor. My words echo softly within the universe. Man.

Number one. It's just dumb. These things are meaningless statements. Okay my words echo softly within the universe. What the heck does that mean?

It's like you know like some monkeys on a three-day tequila binge started typing stuff out on a typewriter and then this is what they came out with. Okay man. Here's another one. The heart chakra. My heart is open to receive the energy of love. What is the energy of love besides a new edge song? What's the energy of love?

You know if I love my wife it's not an energy. You know hold on hun. Hold on. I'm gonna face my chest towards you.

You ready? We got six feet between us. Here. You feel the energy of my love? You know what is that?

It's ridiculous. The energy of love. I radiate this essence. Oh man. Man. I radiate the energy of love.

Do I need a Geiger counter? Oh you radiate it. Really?

Is that from your chakra aura balancing sequence from the ethereal plane? Happy trails to you. Until we meet again. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Whoa. Goodbye. Now I had the time of my life. I hope you had the time of your life. It's okay now.

Goodbye my friend. We hope you've enjoyed this episode of Matt Slick's Top Six. For more on Matt and his live syndicated call-in radio show, go to truthnetwork.com. Got a question? Matt Slick has your answer. This is the Truth Network.