March 2, 2022 11:38 am
God created alternating light and darkness for 24 hours, and a lamp in the Bible is described as a match made in heaven, leading to a series of humorous riddles and wordplay.
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Speaking of light, Carmen, I know you've been waiting for this all morning, Carmen. My favorite part of the day.
So, you know, God created alternating light and darkness for 24 hours, I guess you're aware of that. And when the angel asked him what he was doing, you know what God said, Carmen? No, tell me. You got any ideas, Jessica? I'll let you tell me. All right. He said, I think I'll call it a day.
That was good. All right. So I know you're like this. Do you know what happens? This is a definite riddle right here.
Robbie riddle. Do you know what happens if light breaks the speed limit? Does it get pulled over? It's sent to prism. Ha.
That was good. And I, this one, you may not be aware of it, but if bright light tech, if they opened up a satellite office in Poland, right? This would have a gigantic effect on international manners. You know why?
No, why? Polite. And so, yeah, you knew at the end of all those shenanigans, I would actually have a riddle. And so I really liked my riddle today. I really, really do. Which lamp in the Bible would you say was a match made in heaven? Think about it, Carmen, right? Which lamp in the Bible would you say was a match made in heaven?
