Robby's Kingdom Puruits Jokes For Last Week - Horses

That's speaking of horses, because, you know, Robbie does love to horse around. So anyway, you know, I don't know if you've thought about this one, Carmen, but if you are running with horses, right, and at the same time you're being chased by a lion, on your left is a giraffe, and on your right is a unicorn, what are you supposed to do? I have no idea. Shirley, you know about running with horses.

What are you supposed to do in this situation? Oh, I'm completely blank. Well, you just sit back and enjoy your ride on the carousel.

So there you go. So, you know, and here's another long-held secret. I mean, a lot of people wonder, you know, how did Elijah do it? How do you run with the horses?

I know you're wondering, Carmen, how do you get that kind of speed, supernatural, you know, kind of thing? Well, one of their secrets, you might know, is to maintain a stable diet, okay? That was good. And I know Sandy's gonna like this one. See, though horses do run well, they never make it as mayors, they just don't.

Or really, they never make it as in any other political office. Do you know why, Carmen? No, I don't. Tell me, Rodney. You got any idea, Sandy?

I think you now have none. They always vote nay. They just do. That's an issue. So, actually, I have a bonus joke today, Carmen, because I saw this and I could not tell it.

It's so funny. So here's a question. Where does a person end and a horse start?

Now think about that. Where does a person end and a horse start? There you go, at the centaur. For those of you who have ever seen that Greek mythological whatever. Anyway, you knew at the end of that I actually would have a Bible riddle, and so right along with running with horses, which prophet in the Bible? Although Shirley kind of gave it away. I was trying to say, oh, down low on the prophet running. But anyway, which prophet in the Bible outran the horses? But it also is an additional hint. It's also got the same name as young man who threw a ring into Mount Doom.