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Welcome to the Courtney Show. That's what they call it. Even when she's not here. Yeah. No, you have to change the name.

Now, just keep it the same. Courtney off today, taking a vacation day today, and on Monday.

So you got old boys show. Tim. Brando. That's right. Good morning.

Brace yourselves, St. Louis. Look out. How you doing? No rules.

Uh I am pretty good. How are you? I'm good. I had a kind of a late night last night. We did did our taxes last night.

Oh, good for you. That was on my list for yesterday. It didn't happen. I know. Uh, we always do it as a family.

It's like... My mom and dad, and my sister and her family, we all get together and we have one accountant, and he just comes over to their house and does all of our taxes.

So, you're sitting there for like everybody's, yeah. Are you guys like high five and like, oh, you had a good year? Like, do you know everybody's business? I mean, I guess if you pay attention, you would know, but. I don't recall a lot of high-fiving.

Sure. Yeah, right. We did okay. A lot of consoling. Yeah, we got, we ordered pizza.

from uh DeCarlos, the place in town that we really like. All the kids are there and they're Mom had the hot tub going, so the kids were out in the hot tub, and then they were doing their homework together and stuff. And so, I don't know, it's this weird thing. We just started doing several years ago and. It's just tradition.

And how long? How how long is the accountant there? Um Usually takes him about an hour, maybe an hour or so. For everybody? Yeah.

Well, I mean, he was there when we got there, so it's hard to say how long. We'll say maybe two hours.

Okay. Because my dad's.

Well, my dance used to take a lot longer. 'Cause he owned his own business. Oh.

Now it's probably. Easy peasy baby. Yeah, that's stuff good. Depending on what he's got going on. But um But yeah, so.

I was there, I was working on the Finally, Friday song for today. There will be one today. All right. And then kind of watching the. Illinois game.

Illinois was playing Iowa. Oh, yeah.

So I was very distracted by the basketball game and also trying to do the song and then kids shouting and everything at the same time. Did Illinois win? They did, yeah. And it was upset. Iowa was ranked.

Oh, nice. And Illinois' out of the. Top 25 or whatever, but yeah, they're in the Big Ten tournament now, so they move on. I think they play again tonight. Great, but I don't know who they play.

Missed it. Like I said, I was half paying attention, but. It was a wild game. There was a dude. I don't know.

I don't remember what his name was. for Iowa that just shot the lights out. You're like this guy is not Not going down without a fight. I think he had over 30 points and he was just in tears after the game. And you're like, he did everything possible to beat us.

Yeah. And it just wasn't enough. Man. But yeah, so that was exciting. I was gonna check uh Mizzou, okay, it looks like Mizzou didn't want it.

We were watching that a little bit. We got it. Like, all the conference tournament stuff is either happened or is happening, so it's like. It's hard to keep up with everything and then Basketball, the tournament, what is that? It's got to start next week, right?

I guess so. Because that's when we're starting our tournament. I figured when the badness kicks off, I figure that's how they coincide. I wrote it down. I try to remind myself today to mention it a couple times, but Arch Badness starts on Monday.

So the voting starts on Monday.

So that's when the brackets are locked, basically.

So if you want to get in on filling out a bracket and possibly winning like a $500 prize package or whatever we got to give away, I can't remember exactly what it is. I think it's $500, right? That sounds right. I should look these things up. Not very professional.

Uh Um nope, that's opening day. That's still available too. Yeah, $500 grand prize.

So, if you want to get on that, you have to fill out those brackets, and you've got a couple days. Sunday night, I think at midnight, that's when that closes. And this happens every time we do it. On Tuesday, somebody's like, hey, Where do I fill out a bracket? Zia.

You missed it. Too late. But yeah, voting starts. You can fill it out right now. Yes, absolutely.

That started this past Monday.

So all week long, people have been filling out brackets. And they want us to fill out brackets too.

So we're supposed to do that today. I'll do that. I am. 65thearch.com for that. Congrats on your taxes.

I'm jealous. Thank you. It feels great. Um Didn't get nearly We got nothing back, basically. Which is sad.

Because there was a time... That it was, we were swimming in it, right? Because we got four kids, right?

Well, one of them is aged out now. Oh, wait. This past year's taxes, you weren't allowed to claim him? The year before, I think, is when it started. Yes, I think last year was the first time we couldn't claim him anymore.

That stinks. Because you know what? We're still paying for him. Yeah, you are. He's still living there.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, Uncle Sam. You're getting that truck fixed. Yes. I mean, if he moves out, I'm like, all right, you're right. I shouldn't be able to claim him anymore.

But he's living under my roof. Yeah, he is. I'm going to be paying for, you know, his school and everything. Like, come on. Yeah, that's too bad.

Yeah, it's really.

So we're thinking about having another. Yeah, get some more money back. Yeah, that's great. And then yesterday after the show. I went and shot a video with Don Carrington.

He's a realtor. He's going to be sponsoring. We'd mentioned him last Friday, but he's sponsoring the Finally Friday song, and so I'm doing work with him. And he wanted to do a little video announcement. And so we met up at Shorty's Smokehouse, which is a barbecue place in Waterloo, because he lives in Waterloo, works out of Waterloo.

But he covers like the whole Metro East basically. And he's like, let's just shoot a little video. And I had an idea for a video. As I was driving over, and I was like, I don't know if he's gonna be up for this because it's kind of silly and stupid. And luckily he was.

And so now I'm like kind of excited. About this video because he had a guy there that shot the video and he's going to edit it.

So I'm excited to see what it looks like. I think it'll be out. Fingers crossed next week. But it's kind of, you know, how hot ones, I don't love hot ones.

Okay. Like, some of the stuff that comes out of it, I think, is good. And I think that guy's actually a pretty good interviewer. But I just feel bad for the people that are on there. Cause like I would never do that.

I would, and I like spicy foods, but I know it well enough to know that, like, you can, like. Mess yourself up. If you eat super spicy foods, because it's like a poison, basically a toxin that's going into your body. That's why it tastes spicy. But I get that people get into it.

And if you're not used to that. Like some of these people that go on there, you can tell are just like, oh God, why am I doing this? My publicist is making me do this.

So anyway, I always feel bad for the people, but sometimes it's funny, and I get it, and I understand why it is.

So. I kind of like that idea of them Eating and having something to do while they're talking to each other. Yeah. And so, what we did was, since we're going to a barbecue place, I'm like, let's get the messiest barbecue. on the you know on the menu yeah And we'll conduct an entire interview together, but we're not allowed to use a napkin at all.

And you have to try to. Not get become a big mess. And then at the end of the interview, we each take one single napkin and then clean up. And then whoever has the dirtiest napkin loses. I called it keep it clean.

Yeah, that's great. So I really enjoyed it. And I'm like, I kind of want to do that again.

So, man. And I guess I can't ask you who wins. No, I will. Yeah. It's going to be a big gratitude.

A big reveal. Oh man, that'll be great.

So yeah, so it's like a little, it's a, you know, competition in quotes. Yeah. But it's just funny because you're trying. We both have beards. You're eating barbecue and you're like, this is.

This isn't going to go well at all. Man. Right out of the gate. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah.

So, anyway, hopefully that comes out next week.

So I'm pretty excited about that. But that was. Essentially, my entire day. How about you? Uh, day was fine.

You know, we leave tomorrow morning, start driving down to Florida.

So, just all kinds of TC3's ear. Fine, dude. You get on that amoxicillin and see, and boom. It's crazy. I mean, I was so affected by.

Was it yesterday? The day before yesterday with the picking him up at school and just how what terrible shape he was in and just completely miserable. And so to see him, honestly, later that night, even just be back to his normal self was jarring for me.

So, yeah, he's. He's great. He had a great day yesterday. They did the um I'm gonna say it wrong, but the they Celebrated the holiday yesterday, holy, whatever it is, with the uh all the um. All the colors, you know, the like sometimes people do races and stuff where it's all those bright.

Colors. I don't know. So they all wore white and then did the powdered color things in the air and.

So he was um His hair was blue yesterday. H-O-L-I? Yeah. Holy. What is it?

Could you read what it is? It has. Has its origins in Hindu mythology and lore and celebrates the divine love between the Hindu god Krishna and his consort Radha. Signifies a time of rebirth and rejuvenation across the country. People mostly dressed all in white clothes celebrated the festival by hurling colored powder at each other.

So were they chucking powder at each other?

Okay, that's what he told me about Krishna and Radha. I just wanted to make sure he got it right. You know, he's three. He gets confused. You're like, is it Radha or Radha Ha?

Yeah. Now I know. But he nailed it.

Sorry, what did you ask about the colours? Because it says you throw. That colored powder at each other. They did. No way.

Yeah. So he did it. Mouth. I remember the kids did a color run one year, and I was like, this is, I don't think that would be fun. It was all over him.

It was, it took some work. And it was, it's still, there's definitely still some blue in his hair today because he, I was trying so hard to wash his hair and I did. Like, he finally let me. And then I looked, I'm like, well, it's still in there. And I was like, I gotta let this kid live his life.

He's gonna have a blue pillow. Yeah, he's been through enough the last few days.

So he did that.

So it was fun taking him around with his blue hair all day. And then he's all wound up. He just keeps saying he wants to go to Florida. Oh, yeah.

Because we're like, oh, we're going to see your cousins and we're going to do this.

So everything, you know, he's been to the beach before, right? Like at an age that he would remember, though? Uh, yeah.

So we would. He's been a few times. I'm trying to think of the last time. Did we go somewhere last summer? I don't remember, honestly.

Um. I think we went. I feel like he's in Michigan. We were in the beach in Michigan last summer. Yeah, so that for sure.

But Florida, I don't think he would remember. I think it's been a little while. Anyway, so he's all excited. Anything he does wrong, we're like, all right, good, time for bed, time to hop in the shower, time, whatever. I'm gonna go to Florida.

So he's all wound up. He's very excited.

So getting ready for that. And then. Did a little rehearsal with Kevin yesterday for some shows coming up. We're in Chicago in a few months, so we're trying to redo all the music stuff we do.

So that was fun. And then. Went to Napoli last night. Oh, yeah? Put the kids to bed and went cruise down the street and uh I used the remainder.

Of the gift card from Courtney. How wonderful is that gift? Amazing. It came twice. Yeah, exactly.

Now it's officially through now, but it lasted through two. pricey meals.

So, yeah, pretty awesome. If you missed it, Courtney gave me a gift card that she had had forever to Napoli for 15 years. She thought it had $20 on it or $25 because that's the $25. We used it to pay. Uh This is Valentine's Day, and there was $150 on there, so we used.

The rest of it without meal last night, but it was, yeah, it was. It was really good, had a good time, and then yeah, today just a ton of uh... Packing and getting ready for this thing. Because we've not done anything more than we've driven to Chicago with both boys, but that's it.

So it'd be interesting. If the two parts we're going at, we drive to Nashville, and then we'll do the rest of the way to Florida the next day. Breaking it up. Gonna be real interesting.

Well, I mean, you're gonna be there for a long time. That's the. The problem with little guys I think when you look at flying, you're like, oh my god. They have so much stuff that they require. That you're almost like, it's just easier to throw it into a car.

Yeah. And you're not sure how they're going to be on the plane. Yeah. Like I was always way too scared. to try it.

Now the kids are older, I was like. Yes. And like with Car seats and all that, like strollers or whatever you guys are. I see other parents, and I'm like, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I think you're regretting this decision right now, and I can tell and I understand why.

Yep. And they're not great ages for it. Right. Timothy knows now. Just, you know, if he's not getting what he wants, it's he goes into screaming.

Screamed. And then Jack is just so busy. He's just, he's, he's not walking, but he almost wanted him when he was like a baby baby because a little chill. You feed them and then they're fine.

Now he's like, I want to go. At all times, he wants to be moving and crawling and climbing on his brother. And I mean, it just, yeah. We, it's, we're, I mean, we're in for it this next couple days of driving for sure, but uh. You just stop whenever we stop.

You just like. You set no agenda. You're like, we'll get there when we get there. Yep. If we have to stop and sit at a rest area for an hour, because they just need to air out.

You just have to like accept it, yeah. I think, and then everybody's happy. I think that's the right move.

So we'll see, I'll report back. If I survive. You can do it. Yeah, I believe in you. It's gonna be great.

Uh speaking of great, I think we've got a great show today. I mean, that's kind of the point. I mentioned I did do a Finally Friday song for today. We mentioned the Arch Badness. Get those.

Uh, brackets filled out. ASAP, please do that. Mark Close is going to come by today. Uh, so Lance was out today or busy today, so he couldn't swing by and do the dating profile thing. Did we come up with a name for that?

I was looking at a blank sheet, and I'm like, What was the thing that we don't know?

So, anyway, I'm just calling it dating profiles. Mark Close is going to come by and go through some of those dating profiles for us. Man, I looked through a couple of them. I'm excited to hear his reaction to what. What these guys are putting out there.

Yeah. Because he's going to have things to say. Yeah. He's going to have feelings. Yeah.

He's going to have lots of opinions.

So, anyway, that will be in the nine o'clock hour, finally, Friday song in the eight o'clock hour. You know, the last time, let's see, you were out. The one day, and it was me and Courtney were here, and uh, Brendan Ayer came by that day, and we had a you know, really good time with him. He was in for, I think, most of the show that day, and um. Unfortunately, because you were not here, you did not get to be a part of the premiere of Krinkles the Clown.

Yeah, he came by that day. I remember, I heard about it. Yes, I mean, I think everybody was talking about it. Yeah. And.

You know, Crinkles and Courtney, I don't feel like the two of them hit it off real well. I mean, I'll just say it. She hated it. Yes, it was. I mean, hate might be a strong word.

I just think those are her words. I think maybe she just wasn't having a good day or something. But she did mention. at one point that You know, well. He'll never I don't think she really wants him back while she's here.

Yeah. But. Threw open the door to the idea of him arriving whenever she's like, I think she said, I don't care what happens when I'm not here.

So I took that as an invitation to give Krinkles a call. See if he wanted to come by. Was he available today? Yeah, luckily. I think so.

Crinkles the clown will be on the show today. Yeah, so he's going to swing by and uh take another stab at this day in history. Wow, all right. He loves he's he loves humor and history. Yeah, it's a good combination.

Wow, so yeah, a history clown, yeah, yeah. It's it's a niche, yeah. You gotta do what you gotta do, but yeah, so I think he's gonna come by today, uh, which I'm excited about that. Plus, people driving around, probably still looking up. I think the lunar eclipse is officially done now.

I did see part of it kind of when I was when I was coming in, but. I think that's done.

So, if you're looking at the moon, trying to see if that's still happening, I think that's done.

Sorry, everybody. And I wore shorts today, too. I didn't mention my first shorts day of 2025. Wow. Courty is going to regret missing today.

I think shorts. Prinkles, me and shorts. Yeah, she'll be kicking herself. Yeah, but I'm sure she's having a grand old time at home today. Remember, she's off on Monday as well.

And then she'll be back on Tuesday. That's all I've got. Plus, the, you know, the usual stuff. We've got tickets to give away today to go see Daryl Hall. That's during the 7 o'clock hour.

Avril Levine tickets to give away during first five notes in the nine o'clock hour. Rando's, we've got probably some numbers today. Anything we can do for you, you can always text us on the old text Cheney window indoor text line 314-669-4665. The Hollywood Outsider on 1065 The Arch. I have to issue a correction.

Alex texted me already and said our taxes changed because the child tax credit went away. Oh, that was why. Not Aaron is off our taxes or was off our taxes. I don't know, it's Is he still? You're still claiming that.

It's unclear to me how taxes work. That's why you got a guy and pizza. Yeah, so I have a guy and pizza and corner. I work on silly songs. That's my role in the family.

She handles the text. She handles the business. That's right. All right, on to Hollywood Outsider stuff. People have been wondering if Justin Bieber is okay, and it turns out he's kind of not.

In a post he put up on Instagram, this is a text post that he puts, like a picture of something he wrote. He said, people told me my whole life, wow, Justin, you deserve that. I personally have always felt unworthy, like I was a fraud. Like when people told me I deserve something, it made me feel sneaky. Like, damn, if they know, if they only knew my thoughts, how judgmental I am, how selfish I really am, they wouldn't be saying this.

If you feel sneaky, welcome to the club. I definitely feel unequipped and unqualified most days.

So he's feeling a little down. Sneaky is such an interesting way to move. Sneaky is that I've thought the same thing.

So it's like an imposter syndrome. Right. It's kind of what it sounds like. I used that word twice. But sneaky.

Sneaky, like he's pulling something off. Guys, I'm sneaky.

Well, you just told everybody, so. Do you feel sneaky? No, it's not sneaky anymore.

Well, I hope I bet that's all a bummer. Yeah, so we'll keep an eye on old beebs. Kim Kardashian revealed an interesting tidbit about her ex-husband. No, not that one. Chris Humphreys.

Remember, they were married for 72 total days. Yeah. She says Chris only paid for one-fifth of her engagement ring. said she paid for the rest. And yet he still demanded it back from her.

Whoa.

So it was her ring. She basically bought the ring. She said, I was pregnant with North, still married to him. And in order to divorce him, he said I had to give up the ring in my divorce.

So he kind of like pressured her, and she's like, all right, fine, take the ring. Even though it was her ring, she bought it basically. Interesting. Yeah, 72 days they were together in 2011. Allie Berry thinks menopause isn't the end.

It's a good reason for a party. Hallie says, quote, when a woman realizes that she's in menopause, it's our duty to give that woman a shiesta to celebrate her. Like we do every other milestone in our life. She said she was her plan, like before she started to go through menopause, she's like, I'm just, it's just not happening to me. She's like, I'm just so healthy and I work out and it's just not going to happen.

And obviously. Yeah, at some point, but. She was going to avoid it.

Now she's like, what the hell? Let's celebrate it. Lizzo played her first show in two years Wednesday night in Los Angeles. In that time, she was gone. She's obviously dealing with a lot.

The lawsuit from backup dancers claiming that you created a toxic work environment. And she told the crowd in Los Angeles: it was, she said, I was so heartbroken by the world and so deeply hurt that I didn't want to live anymore. But something turned all of that around. She went to a concert, I guess, and as she was just walking through the crowd, somebody she didn't know looked at her and said, Lizzo, I love you. And she said that that one simple gesture of love and support inspired her to return to music.

So she does have a new album coming out. It does not have a release date yet, but it's called Love in Real Life. And she did drop a new single yesterday called Still Bad.

So we'll see if we can. She's real, real talented.

So I mean, you didn't think she was going to be gone forever, but I mean, she just has to. She did have to. Handle some of this stuff, and I don't think that that's completely done. Yeah, I would imagine it's it's tied up and all that, but I think her making music is a good thing for her, a good thing for us. I think it'd be great.

Tiger Woods might be dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, Vanessa Trump.

So a source claims the relationship is, quote, not too serious, but it's heading in that direction.

So she's 47, he's 49. Ages match up pretty well. They apparently are a decent match. And they reportedly started out just kind of as friends. But it's sort of moved on from there.

There are pictures of them together. Plus her daughter? Goes to like the same school as his son or something.

So that's her daughter that... Spoke at the convention and all that. Maybe. She's like 17, I think. The daughter.

Yeah. That would make sense. Mm-hmm. Yes, it is. There's pictures of the two of them.

Crazy. I mean, what a weird... That is wild. Mm-hmm. Willie Nelson has a new album called Oh, What a Beautiful World that'll be released on April 25th.

You know, Willie's been a prolific fella over the years. This will be his 154th studio album. What? Full album? Full album.

Because he's kind of famous for uh. like writing an album and just record like like not a lot of um You know, other people take a year or at least months to go make a record, and I think he is famous for like. Cool, I guess we just did it. Like. Yeah, I just wrote some stuff down.

Yeah, let me know when you guys want to put it out.

So. That's pretty cool, but yeah, 154th studio album from Eileen Elsa. Plus, he started very young and then just was. banging out albums. you know, back in the day.

Yeah. Two. Nicole Kidman's Baby Girl, that movie, will hit max also on April 25th.

So, both things happening on April 25th.

So, if you're wanting to see that movie, April 25th, mark that one on the calendar. It's not already out? On Max. Oh, what was it on? Oh, just in theaters?

I don't think so. I think it's been streaming for a little bit.

Well, what is it? How have people been watching it? I don't know. Are we definitely talking about baby girl? Are we talking about the...

Her other stuff. That was something else. She's got so much out. Because I talked to several people that watched Baby Girl. like streamed it and were like, Oh, I couldn't get through it or whatever.

So it's been it's been streaming.

Well maybe It hasn't been on Macs. Oh.

Yeah, that could be. Maybe it's on like... a pay like Apple or something. That could be. I don't know.

Oasis are planning on making a movie out of their reunion tour. Why not? I'm gonna see how this thing goes. It may only be one show. That first show is still coming up in July.

But we hear about it more and more. Makes you a little nervous. But they got a whole slew of shows lined up. You gotta document this thing because it's historical and all that, but also. If it does if it does all crumble.

We're all gonna wanna see what happens. Exactly. Ranker.com put up a question: Who is the best actress or who are the best actresses under the age of 25?

So I've got the top 10, and I've learned. While going through the top 10, I don't know a lot of actors, actresses under the age of 25. There's the obvious ones: Jenna Ortega. Jenna Ortega is number one. It's a Brina Carpenter.

No, they don't have her in the top 10. Um come on. There's others. There are but this I mean, like I said, I don't know many of them. They have Olivia Rodrigo at number four.

Is she an actress? Is she an actress? I was like, did I miss something? Was she in something that I didn't realize? But like Millie Bobby Brown.

Oh, yeah.

Number three on the list. Sadie Sink. Sadie Sink. All the way up at number two. Yeah.

And then after that, I don't, maybe you know some of these folks. Emma Myers. I don't know who that is. Isabella Merced. Oh yeah, yeah.

She's a child. Star. Mackenzie Foy. Is that the one somebody that was in Ghostbusters? Oh, I think you're right.

She's in a bunch of stuff. She looked kind of familiar. Brighton Sharbino. Nope. Lily Chi.

and Kyla Kennedy. I'm sure they're all great. Yeah, but I was shocked.

So I kept scrolling through, I was like, I don't know any of these people. Yeah. 'Cause I guess Senday is older than 25. Yeah. But yeah, Ortega, boom.

I alternate h how I pronounce Zendaya, by the way. You go back and forth. And then, a couple new music, new albums out this weekend. Lil Uzi Bert's got a new album this weekend. Yeah, I know, she'd be excited.

And then Cohed and Cambria have a new album as well if you want to check it out. I'm Briano, your Hollywood Outsider. Question for you and everybody. I saw this online today. It's a BuzzFeed article, actually.

And I thought it would make a good question of the day.

So they said that to. Basically, they ask the question: like, what's the weirdest thing that your partner does at home? And the responses are really funny. One person said, Talking about his wife, said she eats Oreos by taking a tall glass, filling it about three-quarters full of cookies, then she fills the glass with milk. Waits about five minutes, stirs it into a slurry, and eats it like a soup.

Ooh. I mean, I know you're a dope. Cookies and cream stuff, but Pretty good. That's like real soupy, though. Yeah, I think I'd want to get some ice involved in that.

I don't think that would make it better. Huh, I would try it. I think it would fucking love me. Like, she's filling the glass with milk. Yeah.

Like, what if you had like a cereal ratio of milk? Or is that two? No, that's not. That's the I think this sounds pretty good. All right.

This one I thought was funny because it's Courtney. He sleeps like a vampire, sleeping on his back with his arms straight by his sides or folded onto his chest. That's how she said she sleeps like she's like in a coffin. Quite a few people do that. I would snore like crazy if I did that, even probably with the CPAP.

Really? I gotta be on this, on my side.

Sometimes, if my back hurts or neck hurts, if there's some sort of pain going on, I will lay flat on my back just to kind of. I took a relaxation course in college. I don't mean to brag. You did? I did.

Well, we had to take like one. It was like a PE class, but they didn't call it PE. But like one of these for like a credit or two, maybe two. It wasn't even three credit hours. And I was like, I feel like seriously, I have to take this again.

You gotta take something. And so I just looked through, and they had one called Relaxation. I'm like, well, this is a breeze. And it was actually kind of hard. It was?

Why?

Well, 'cause you had to stay awake. I'd have been late and that would have been stressful. You had to stay awake. Yeah, you couldn't fall asleep.

Well, it was like like meditating and stuff. Oh, okay. But you'd lay on your back and there's a dark room and, you know, you're in college, you know. Sleeping. When you're supposed to.

And so, man, I would like, I was like, I gotta stay awake. But I learned. That one of the meditation things was just like lay on your back and then you like relax. Your toes, right? And relax your feet, and you're like all the way up your body.

And so I'll do that if I've got like pains, and it kind of works nice for me. And then I'll fall asleep, but then I turn over. Yeah. Another one, he wanted to put all the cutlery. Just straight into the drawer without any dividers, knives, forks, and spoons, just all in a mess.

That's crazy. I think she had to turn him around. This person says, My ex slept with his eyes slightly open. The first night I thought he died. That's terrible.

This one said, while I was cooking, or while I'm cooking, he insists on opening the oven multiple times to check if it's ready. It makes me crazy. This is a weird one. After washing the dishes, he goes to the bathroom and washes his hands. Both the kitchen and bathroom have hand soap.

So, like, he could just wash his hands there, but like, nope. There's something about that I get to the bathroom. There's something about that I get. I can't explain it. I'm the opposite.

I'll be standing next to the bathroom, like next to our front, like living room. And if I need to wash my hands, I'll walk all the way over to the kitchen to wash my hands. Really? And sometimes I'll do it. Like, why?

Why did I? Yeah. The bathroom was right there, but for some reason, I just posted it. This is where I wash my hands for things. And then I'll do one more.

He was 37. And he didn't have a spot or home for his keys and wallet when he got home from work or wherever. He just randomly placed them in separate random spots, never the same spot. Said panic ensued every single morning. This is something, is this something you do?

Or do you have a spot? I, uh, I don't have a spot when I get home. They kind of end up in different places based on, uh,. you know, when I take my pants off. Where it might go, but what I am good at is I lay them both out the night before.

So you find the stuff. The panic happens the night before. Or maybe I'll go to bed an hour late because I'm just like, I cannot find them. I we have like a hanger for the keys.

So I'll always hang my keys. And like, Aaron is always good about hanging his keys. But Alex, sometimes. Yeah, I need to do that. He's a little rogue with that key.

Yeah, Emma 2. I mean, I guess that's both of us because they're just in. I'll have to look for her key sometimes and it's like... A jacket? A vest?

Maybe one of those hangers. The car? Who knows? A little key hanger. Anyway, I thought that was a question for the day.

Where does your husband or wife or partner, what do they, what weird thing do they do at home? What's the weirdest thing that they do at home? Text us on the Cheney Window and Door text line, 314-669-4665. The Courtney Show. Can't wait to show.

My friends today Best thing I saw Oh yes. Yesterday. All right, found a couple things last night. This is from Asher. I just said, please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.

Hey, thanks for letting me know, for I had memorized your previous menu options. I've heard something similar to that before. This one... I grabbed this one because I thought you would really like it. From A Quiet Nomad, he said, Did you know in the UK, Alvin and the Chipmunks are known as Alvin and the Crispmunks?

Ha ha ha ha. Instead of chips. That's pretty cool. Good.

Alright, and then let's see. Oh my gosh, I got two from the same person. I didn't realize it. This is another one from Asher. Said the only thing parents like more than bluey is telling their childless friends that bluey is actually very good.

It's a very common theme. I've never seen it, I just know that people like it. And I think there's more adults into it than kids. To me, he's like, Yeah, okay. But it's just not grabbing him as much as other shit.

He's like, But we've never seen this one before. Yeah. And it is, it is, it's very charming and kind of funny. Like, it is good. Yeah.

But I don't know that kids like it that much, in my experience. A few things here. I'm being sarcastic. Said, manager, you should have been here at 8. Me?

Why?

What happened at 8? I can relate to that. Pretty strong. That took me a second. And then oh, I'm gonna I'll share it on the Courtney show, but we just posted a video of uh From Can You Field the Punk tonight from last year of us playing We Don't Talk About Bruno.

for Mancanto. And that's up there, and then that show is May 3rd.

So check that out. Share that thing. And then Taffy brought us her Ackner set. Hurt people, hurt people, is what I think as I recline my plane seat because the person in front of me did the same thing. Passing it along.

Not how I feel, but I do enjoy. I do enjoy that. That's all I got. All right, those will be up on our social media Instagram and the story, and also on Facebook, The Courtney Show STL, if you want to see them. We've got Food Court coming up in just a few minutes.

It is the Courtney List Courtney Show on 1065, The Arch. Food Court. 1065, the Arch. Food Court with me, Tim Conby, in for Courtney Landrum, who is taking a vacation day. Food Court is brought to you by Schnooks Rewards.

Reward yourself. Earn 2% back on every purchase with the Schnooks Rewards. Yeah. Uh we haven't even mentioned it yet, but today... It's 314 day.

Yeah, I totally slipped my mind. It is March 14th. That's because you're a 618 guy. Oh no, but I wore my St. Louis sweatshirt specifically today because it was 314 Day and I just forgot that I did.

I was all excited about telling everybody I wore my shorts. Oh, sorry. Oh, you look fantastic. Like a Nin Kamboop. Um, 314.

When do you when did 314 Day start? Anyone know? I was certainly not around when I was growing up. I remember it being more like pie 3.14. Yep.

And then in St. Louis, we're like, hey, wait a second. This is more important to us. Because a lot of people, a lot of other cities, I think, do similar things when it's their. Area code.

I'd like to. If it works, right.

Sometimes the area codes are weird. But I'd like to see you guys do a little more on June 18th. I mean, we try. What have you tried? Like We like to drink more, I think.

That's cool. That's generally how it goes. Counts for something. I mean, personally, I celebrate my daughter's birthday. Oh, sure.

So that's. Kind of what I do. You did your part. You really timed it out perfect. Yeah.

That's exciting. Hold that baby another day. But yeah, 314 day, big deal. We want to thank the folks at STL Made for sending us these gift bags.

Now, we've already told you some of the stuff that we've had because we couldn't. Pop Pop Hooray, I know we talked about straight out of the gate. And I'm going to give you mine.

So it's Pop Pop Hooray. It's this 314 Day mix, and it's one of the things you've ever had. Oh, man, it was fantastic. It just has a look. It's very good, but a little too much kick for me.

So that's your. And then, so lots of cool St. Louis businesses in here, which is exciting. These dad's cookies, the original scotch oatmeal cookies, are unbelievable. It's the first thing I run to when these bags show up every day.

Oh, I know. They're so good. Anyway, and local companies, so check those out. Fitz is Root Beer, of course. They were in a Super Bowl ad.

Which is pretty neat, but I'm a big fan. That's the best way, I think, to celebrate whichever. day. 314 day or 618 days. If you just try to hit one of the local spots.

Yeah. So these are helpful for us. Yeah. Because it reminds us. Like Papa Paray.

I'd never heard of that place before.

Now we've talked about them 13 times. And now you're in. Yeah, we got some koozies from people like emos, which is great. We've got some beef jerky. Oh, local beef jerky.

Yeah, that's brand new. I've never seen that before. GW Sausage Company. Oh, we love GW. They got a great slogan.

This is Bavarian Style Land Jagger Beefstick.

Sounds good. I want you to have that too. Oh, yeah, that's great. Thank you. Well, I'm really benefiting from this segment.

There are. Great work. And then. Bogart Smokehouse. That is good sauce.

Some really good looking barbecue sauce. Yeah, Bo, Bogart, sound and Soulard. It is excellent barbecue sauce.

So, thank you.

So, get out there. Yeah, support some local businesses today, especially the restaurants. Real easy to do on 314 Day. Get after it here. They've got this whole thing.

Oh, yeah, there's coffee in there too from Calde's. Yes, and Courtney tried that and said it was fantastic. I think she made it over the weekend. Yeah, pretty cool. Brew Tulum, Coffee Stamp, Goshen, Calde's, Latte Lounge, all got involved in this.

Old Vienna, Red Hot Riplets, there was stuff in there. Support those guys. Just lots of good stuff. Get out. It's so easy to find the red hot riplets now.

For a while, it was difficult, but a lot of like delis and restaurants and stuff will carry that as an option for chips, too, not just grocery stores. Yeah, they're not messing around. Oh, sorry, here's all the things. Four hands brewery. Bissingers, boo.

Did you eat that chocolate? I've had some. I was like, I was expecting just the little chocolates or something. It's a brick of chocolate. It's enormous.

It is so good. It's delicious. I've had two pieces this morning.

So that's good. Or chocolate, chocolate, chocolate is the, I don't know, some of them are bad. Uh GW Sausage Company, Fish's Root Beer, Purina, uh Emos. Red Hot Riplets. Oh, Pop Pop Hooray, Gourmet Popcorn.

You can follow them on Instagram, Pop Pop. Hooray, so get after that. Like Brando mentioned, 314, the date, March 14th, also Pi Day. Because the 3.14, you gotta love pie. But.

They took a little poll about people's favorite pies. Oh, um.

Well So that means technically, I would say chocolate pie.

Well, let me tell you. I don't think that should be counted as a pie. I should share this information.

Okay. This is from Instacart. This is the most ordered pies on Instacart.

Okay. So keep that in mind. If I'm going with something that has a fruit or something in it, I would say apple pie. Apple pie is number one, Brando. Great job.

29% of all pie deliveries are apple pies. Number two, This is the other big one and then it it drops off significantly. Like cherry pie? Yeah. I was looking for pumpkins.

Oh, pumpkins. Right, pumpkin pie. See, that's not on high on my list. 23%. Pecan pie came in number three, which is 9% then.

There's your cherry pie at number four. Five, lemon meringue. Six, blueberry pie at five percent. Seven, chocolate pie. Just four percent.

Eight is key lime pie, nine is peach pie at 3%, and then sweet potato pie came in. At 2%. What is cheesecake? Like, cause I know cheesecake wouldn't isn't... Isn't on that list.

But it's not really cake. And it's usually pie-shaped. Yeah. But they don't count it as a pie. It's kind of a crust.

Yeah, it's got the makings of a pie, but it has cake in the name, but it is most certainly not cake. Oh, there's I would s I would say that there's cake in there. It depends. I guess you're no, I guess you're right.

Some of them are just kind of. You have like custard pie. The one that I've been working on. It's almost like a really, really dense custard pie. Yeah, I don't.

I think that's a fair statement. I think we've stumbled onto a conundrum. We have to figure out where Cheesecake fits in. Way in, chaining window and door text line for sure. Um.

I don't know, I could break it down by state, but I'm just I'm not gonna do that. It's not interesting. And then I'm not sure that Courtney has covered this, but. Because we talked so much about Wendy's adding the Girl Scout cookie, frosting, the thin mint frosting. And then she tried it, remember?

And she was not crazy. We were not crazy about it, but then I heard from other people. not to give up on it because she even admitted that she felt like her uh Shake Maker, Frosty Maker was not fully invested. Oh, kind of just the same. They just kind of mailed it in.

And she felt like that affected it because the flavor she said was okay. It just wasn't, it just didn't hit right.

So, other people have weighed in. Anyway, it looks like Wendy's is launching even more. And this is a business article.

So it talks about how. They've been in trouble the last few months, and they're struggling to drum up traffic in recent quarters. Because other people are just out there more, right? Eat as much, even fast food is getting hit hard by. Yeah, that's true.

Uh, so during the investor call last week. Two new frosty desserts, the frosty swirls and the frosty fusions. They're gonna be hitting the menu, in the menu this spring. What's a frosty swirl? Um is that like a Like a.

You choose chocolate or vanilla frosty swirled with a sauce. Chocolate sauce. Oh, okay. And then Frosty Fusions blend those sauces with the mix-ins.

So, this isn't, you know, we talked about how, like, oh, they typically only have two frosting machines. Yeah. So, this is basically just they're dressing it up a little bit. Let's throw some stuff in there. They're close to adding cookie pieces and stuff.

Right. It's coming. Yeah, I totally agree, which is fun. Do you want to hear the statement from Wendy's? Of course you do.

Is it from Wendy? No, this is Lindsay Radkoski. Seat. She is, of course, the chief marketing officer. She says, Frosty is one of the most iconic items on Wendy's menu.

I'd say it's the most. And we know that consumers are increasingly seeking new flavors and variety. We were just talking about that the other day. We're always seeking new flavors and variety. Yeah, increasingly so.

Anyway, look for those. It says spring. I don't have a date. For sure. Didn't last summer, didn't they do like an orange cream Or something.

Wendy's, did they? I thought Wendy's did, and people said it wasn't good. Oh, man. But it sounded good. Like it didn't didn't work I might be making that up.

You might be right. But yeah, we'll keep an eye on that. As soon as I have a date on those Wendy's Frosty, we will immediately break into whatever's going on and tell you. Yeah, any 314 stuff you want to share in terms of food you're eating, ways you're celebrating, anything like that, we would love to hear about it. You can text us, Janie Window Indoor Textline, 314-669-4665.

In the meantime, that is your food court brought to you by the Schnooks Rewards app. You can do it! I see. Hello, Newman. Where's the baby?

What's your job now? Throwback Live. Contestants for Throwback Live, yeah, we got them. They're lined up. They're ready to go.

Chad in Alton, I'm going to be playing for you. Tim is playing for Judy in Oakville in Courtney. Even though she's not here, she'll be playing for Samantha in Lonendell. And on the line, we've got a pair of tickets to go see Daryl Hall with special guest Glenn Tilbrook. He's the voice of Squeeze on March 30th at the Stiefel Theater.

It is Friday. It is time to play Throwback Live and you are already online. Look at that. Mr. Holden, introduction.

I'm pushing the buttons. I'm asking the questions. Let's just get to it. He's all business. No Afton.

Marty's doing it all. Thank you very, very little. And it's all throwback songs. It's all backward songs today. Yeah, and that's what we're doing.

And we play these clips. And when you guys guess the right answer, you win points on behalf of listeners, and then they win a prize, and you chime in with these sounds. Courtney, Brando, Tim. Question number one, name this backward song title or artist. Uh Rando Uh that is uh Roll to me.

It is. Telemetry. Telemetry. Question number two: Name this backward song title or artist. I heard the bell first.

Eddie Money? That is the money man. Rando has one point, Tim has one point, Courtney has zero. Name this backwards song title or artist, yeah. I don't know.

Was died here, you think? I think so. One, two, three. It's Fergie.

So Brando has two, Tim has one, Courtney has zero. Question number four: Name this backward song title or artist. Tim, the talking heads? That is a great guess and you're correct. All right, here it is.

It all comes down to question number five. Between Brando and Tim, name this backward song title or artist. Yeah. Brando was first. Dickie Marks.

Dickie Marks is right. For a brando win. Chad, that means that's a big win for you. You got the tickets. Danny, I knew you could do it, Brando.

Thank you so much. I'm so excited. I think it was all the support that you gave me on the call whenever I first picked up. He was very supportive. He's like, You could do it.

You got to believe. I'm like, All right, man, I'll channel it into this recorded game. But yeah, we won, Chad.

So you got the tickets. I don't get anything. You get to go see Daryl Hall at the Stiefel Theater March 30th along with Glenn Tilbrook, the voice of Squeeze.

So congratulations. Hold on. I'll get some information from you. And we'll have a whole new prize to give away next week on the Courtney Show. The Courtney Show.

Yeah. Gonna take a look and text. You guys can text us anytime. We call it the Cheney window and door text line. And the phone number is 314-669-4664.

Five, uh, people weighing in on the Wendy's Frosty stuff. Uh, three and four says, I saw the orange dreamsicle at Wendy's last summer, it was awesome. I can't wait to see if they get it back. Oh, so some people did like it then. A lot of people raving about it.

Uh, Wendy's Orange Cream Frosty was delicious. Uh, We talked about the the Cheesecake thing too. People said cheesecake is in a category all its own. Several of the children's. But what is else is a cheesecake?

You know, like... If it's not cake and it's not pie, It is its own category. But, like, what else is there in Cheesecake Land?

Somebody shared this breakdown. Cake versus Cheesecake. Cakes are typically made with flour, sugar, and baking powder or soda, resulting in a bread-like texture. Cheesecake, on the other hand, features a creamy filling, usually containing cheese, often baked in a pastry or crumb shell, and lacks the flour and leavening agents. Found in traditional cakes.

Okay. Of the pie-tart comparison, cheesecake structure with a crust and filling makes it close to a pie or tart than a cake closer to a pie, like you said. But some argue it's a custard pie due to the soft filling with the crust. Others classify it as a torte or a flan. Yeah, you were right.

According to this thing, that's from Connie and St. Peter's. I think we should count it as a pie. That might have been AI. That's my take.

My run for office. Cheese Pie Factory? Yeah. Asking if a cheesecake is a pie or a cake is like asking if an animal cracker is a cookie or a cracker. Figure that one out.

Alright, dignified Natalie. Take it easy. Yeah, she's real. violent about this. Uh and then people excited about Krinkles.

When Courtney's away, does Krinkles come out to play? I'm I'm he'll be happy to hear that because it was uh It was a little bit of an icy reception last time he was here. I'll be honest. When can we expect Krinkles? Krinkles should show up, I think, let's see, next hour, late in the 8 o'clock hour, I think, when he's scheduled to arrive.

Trish from SoCo said we were talking about weird things your spouse does, whether it's, you know. We talked about them leaving their keys in different places or not. Dumping all the silverware into just one drawer. Oh, yeah.

Not separating it or anything. Yeah. My husband would constantly open the dryer while I was in the middle of laundry, thinking things are done. They were not.

Now I time it when he's at work.

So annoying to come in on a damp dryer. Oh, he wouldn't restart it? I guess not. Oh, that's criminal. This person shared, my husband does that same Oreo milk thing, except he uses nila wafers.

It looks disgusting. But he's done it since he's a kid and he loves it.

So stacking the cookies, whether it's Nilla wafers or Oreos, in a cup, then pouring milk in, letting it sit. stirring it around and consuming it. When I dunk cookies, I want them, there's like a specific. Perfect moment in the dunk. You know, like too little, you're like, oh, well, it's like crunchy still.

But too long, then it gets soggy, depending on the cookie. There's somewhere in the middle, and I just feel like throwing them all in there and pouring the milk in, well, now they're all just going to be soggy. Then there wouldn't be for me in that like prime zone. Yeah. Uh Teen Witch Becky said Olivia Rodrigo has been acting since she was a kid.

My daughters loved her in Bazardvark. And high school musical of the series, Bolt Disney shows. Yes, I know too much about her to be a full three. I figured she was in stuff as a kid, but I don't think she's out. Is she in stuff?

Currently, I don't know. Nope. Azardvark sounds like something I gotta check out. Azardvark. Uh Bridget from Bridge Bridgen said one Friday you guys need to Talk about church fish fries.

So many good ones out there. We've talked a little bit about them, and we certainly have done them in the past, but yeah, maybe. Maybe next week we'll lean into it. I think we've done that as a question of the day before. But that's the first time.

Like, tell us your favorite spot. Let's not do it today because I'm sure Courtney would like to be a part of that too.

So maybe next Friday, I'll try to remind myself. And then more Crinkles the Crown. I love Crinkles the Clown. people are saying. I'm so happy to hear that because...

He's he's a very fragile clown. and he's trying to educate the world. in the ways of history and historical moments. and sometimes he's met with resistance. Yeah.

I think sometimes because He just has a I would say a unique voice. And it doesn't always hit everyone the same way. Yeah. I want to meet him. I want to be clear that he and I have never met.

It's true, yeah, yeah. This will be your first time. I have uh I have not heard good things. I've seen some of the negativity that's out there. A lot of it is from Courtney.

But I know. As as goes with the show. she can get a lot of support for her opinion. And I don't know if everybody always... Really believes that or if they just want to be in her favor.

Right. And then lots of people catching up on the podcast. No, we will not have that. Uh oh boy.

Somebody's saying that they've heard on other radio stations in the Hubbard family. Uh that they have Celebrate wait. I can say it because it's not. I'm not actually saying it. And they've wished people happy birthday.

Now, we don't do that on this show. Oh, yeah.

I see. So you're saying nothing to do with these other rink eating programs in this building. Yeah. Cheryl the K. She's saying, I guess that's not a Hubbard policy.

And yeah, it's not. It's not a Hubbard policy, but it is, it is something that has been. demanded of us since the beginning. Right, yeah. On the arch.

This is how this show rolls.

So. These are choices that were made. Um by the powers that be and it's what we have to follow. That's how it is. Oh.

If other shows do it, well, you know, fine. And shame on you for listening to other shows.

So. Only real friend Chris has ever had, Jake, said, hear me out. a segment where Krinkles meets the Sopranos. Are like all of them? I don't know.

Or do you do some Sopranos impressions? I don't know what you're talking about. Um Krinkles is a real person. But I do get that part. Like the Italians, maybe.

Yeah. You know, that's it. Maybe that is what he's leaning towards. Jake, you are. Jake, you're Playing with fire here, but That is a doubly unpopular combination.

That would have to be a Courtney's out of the country. Yeah, it's just not. It's not a good idea. It's not a good idea. Even more, people.

A lot of hype for Krinkles. Can he. Live up to it? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

He's a professional. I mean, it's impressive what he does. Love Crinkles the Clown. Can't wait for his appearance. He deserves much respect.

That's so nice. Let's save these and let him have those because I think he was down after the last time. Brendan Air. Loved him. Uh, not what I heard from Brendan.

Yeah, I think he loved him, and then he was embarrassed. Brendan was unsure of the whole thing. How much he loved him, and then he was like, I don't think I should be. And he may have seen him as competition too. You know, he's a stand-up comedy guy and A little worried, you know, there's a new clown on the scene.

Brendan used the word uncomfortable several times. He seems like an uncomfortable guy. I don't know if that, I mean, maybe that was just his way of showing respect. That's not wrong. If you've got anything to share, whether it's Krinkles hype, you wanna weigh in on.

What a cheesecake should be classified as, or anything else, or tell us the weird thing your spouse does. You can text us anytime. That's the beauty of the Cheney Window and Door Text Line: 314-669-4665. The Courtney Show. Brando's Rando.

Randalls! Randles, Randall's! Courtney off today and on Monday taking a little vacation. Not going anywhere, just didn't wanna be here for a few days, but that's cool.

So she'll be back on Tuesday, but uh. Old boys holding it down today. Yeah, we are. Yep, got Finally Friday song coming up in a few minutes. Mark Close is going to be stopping by later on in the show.

But let's do some rando stuff for you this morning.

So getting ready for the old March Madness games as they kick in.

So Sunday is Selection Sunday.

So you'll find out what the brackets are going to look like on Sunday. And then I think Tuesday is the first series of games. Might be those play-in games. I think are on Tuesday. And then after that, it's going.

So you do have time to go out and buy a new TV or maybe two or maybe eight. No point. Samsung is offering what they're calling the Buzzer Beater Bundle. It includes eight TVs. You'll get a 98-inch 4K TV, a 65-inch 8K TV, three 65-inch 4K TVs, and three 55-inch 4K TVs.

They're promoting the bundle to extreme sports fanatics who cannot miss a single game. And you're going to get them at a discount 30%. Discount that'll save you around six thousand dollars, but keep in mind the bundle it costs you. ten thousand dollars wow so ten thousand dollars For eight TVs, but there's some TVs. The offer is only available now through March 22nd, so you do have time to get in on this.

Crazy bundle. They don't give you any of the wall mounts and stuff, so you do have to buy that extra. But they're like, it's like $200 would be pricey. If you got $10,000 to throw around for eight TVs, you got wall mount money. Yeah, you do, I would assume.

A new report used internet search data to find each state's dream travel destination.

So it's not necessarily the number one in each state, but it's like which ones are we searching for by each state.

So the overall numbers, 10 states picked Florida, like Florida cities, which is where you're headed next week. Yeah. Five more states picked Hawaii. Three searched for Vegas. Two other states searched for Southern Carolina.

Five states searched Arizona, like Phoenix and Tucson. People and then they broke it down by states. In Arizona, they want to go someplace cooler. A lot of them were searching for places in Seattle or Seattle and Washington in that area. Same thing in Alabama.

They were looking for places in Denver. Floridians and Georgians are looking to go to New York. Uh people in Wyoming, they want to go to North Dakota. Guys, you can just drive there. Yeah, you're very close.

South Dakota, folks, they're looking to go to Japan. Wow, just weird. Uh, Missouri didn't have anything weird with their searches, so it didn't show up in the data, but Illinois did. Apparently, a lot of people in Illinois are interested in going to Mexico City specifically. Oh.

I don't know why. A lot of people down there. Yeah, people taking spring break, you know, so. In Illinois, I guess everybody's heading to Mexico City. The American Gaming Association estimates that Americans will wager $3.1 billion on NCAA basketball tournament games this year.

That is up from last year. Last year it was $2.7 billion. They think it's going to go up significantly in 2025. Wow. Any guesses why?

More, just there's more sites and more states. They're just oh, yeah, yeah, of course. As more states come online, making it legal, there's gonna be more people gambling. Be careful out there. Are you gonna re-gamble on any games?

No, I'm not sure. No. I don't feel comfortable. Yeah. I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't even know how to do taxes. Because you don't know who's going to win. That's the thing. Yeah, if I knew, if I knew who was going to win, then I think I feel like I would get involved. Yes.

An American Airlines plane caught fire while at a gate at the Denver airport last night. That's not good. A lot of bad things happen with airplanes. A spokesperson said the plane experienced an engine-related issue. Are you sure?

I think so. The passengers on board were evacuated. It's unclear whether or not anyone was injured. Is this the one where they were out on the wing? The plane?

The people were? Oh, I didn't see video. I thought it was something like that. In the story, it just talked about this engine fire. A guy in Australia said a new word by surviving 100 days with an artificial heart made of titanium.

So it was not meant to be like a long-term solution. This titanium heart is sort of a bridge to get people to a real heart.

So he made it 100 days before he died. No, before they found... It'd be the sad story where. No, then they found him a real heart. But he was and they let him leave the hospital.

I guess normally they'll use this, but they're like, you got to stay here because this is not. This is a titanium art. This is not. That's incredible. I have so many questions that I imagine you can't answer, but that is.

That sounds wild. Yeah. The titanium hard works pretty well. I mean, a hundred days. Not forever.

Sounds like a song, doesn't it? My titanium heart. That's that uh Oh, that's a song already? Oh, that sounds like um Dyslexic heart. Is that what you're thinking of?

Oh, kind of. And titanium, that's all. Yeah. And a police officer in Bradenton, Florida. Ended up saving a pizza delivery driver from being attacked by an eight-foot alligator on Sunday.

So she showed up to this lady's house to deliver a pizza. And as she's getting ready to go up to the house, the police officer's like, hey, hey, hold on. There's a giant gator under that lady's car. And there was just sitting there waiting for her to walk right by.

So the cop stopped her. And then as he's talking to her, the old lady that ordered the pizza, she walks out the front door and she's like, hey, what's going on? And he's like, ma'am, ma'am, stop. Stop where you are. There's an alligator under your car.

And she's like, oh my gosh, there is an alligator. Oh, there he is. And she keeps like walking closer and he's yelling at her, like, no, go back. Like, she, I don't think she was 100% there. And he's like, get.

in the house. Yeah. There is an alligator. Yeah. So she finally goes.

But then at the end, she's like, but where's my pizza? No way. So he delivered the pizza. He's like, I will bring it to the back of the house. Because the pizza delivery girl was like, I don't want to go anywhere near this house.

He's like, fine.

So he took the pizza around and then she's handing him cash. And he's he's like she was like, Well, how much is it? He's like, I don't I don't know. I'm not your pizza delivery guy. I'm just a police officer.

And she's like, And then he she so she hands over cash and he's like, Did were you wanting cash back? Like, he's having to do the transactions. Like, well, I guess not. And this is all on video? It's all on his on his camera.

But I put it all up on the blog. It's tense when this lady is walking closer and closer to this alligator. You just see this giant tail sticking out under the car. But then it's pretty funny when he delivers her the pizza. But yeah, you can check that out on the blog today at 1065thearts.com.

It's a funny. And that's your Rando's. Rando's, Rando's. Randall's randoms The Courtney Show. It's for Lily Friday.

Time. Finally, Friday song brought to you by Engage Realty Group powered by Worth Clark Realty. When it's time to buy or sell in Illinois, choose to engage. Their phone number is 618-430-4111. Wow, that feels good, huh?

Right? Yeah. It's nice to have a sponsor every now and again. Feels like you're important.

Okay, got a song for you today. Usually has something to do with something that happened on the show or something that's going on in the world. Courtney is off today, so it's always sad when she's not here. Yeah. You know, because sometimes I write songs about her, and that's exactly what I did today.

So it uh has specifically to do with Courtney and her um We'll just say her reaction to whenever she takes some well-deserved time off. Specifically maybe that last day. Here we go. Throwing out her Roll nose. Screaming out swear words.

In just a few hours those words will be slurred. Ignoring regulations, dreaming of burgers. on the grill. Early wake. Cups can be so demanding.

Yeah. She checked out skipping work till Tuesday She checked out starting to lose her sanity She checked out buffalo slots that need to be played. The chances of Karen. growing slim Courtney checked out. She's ready.

She checked out. Dreaming of light fears and bad Shows she checked out sleeping in late, having drinks in the sun, and dreaming of Nick's overall manliness. Distracting in its own right. Yeah. That was great.

Thank you very much. She was so checked out. I mean, we called her out early. Yeah. You think she'd have put the brakes on it?

She couldn't help herself. I still maintain that we were off the air, but it was like around 7:50. Yep. When she was getting ready to do it, she's like, I don't want to talk anymore.

Somebody else, I was like, there it is. There she's done. And that was it. Great, great song. Thank you.

Sometimes it's more fun when she checks out. Yeah. Oh, I had a great time. Yeah. Anyway, that's your Finally Friday song brought to you by Engage Realty Group powered by Worth Clark Realty.

When it's time to buy or sell in Illinois, choose to Engage 618-430-4111. The Hollywood Outsider on 1065 The Arch. Weeks after tickets went on sale for Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter tour, there are barely any sellouts and that's a big deal for a Beyoncé tour.

Some experts say the problem is high ticket prices combined with the fact that people just spent their money to see her two years ago on the Renaissance tour. Tickets are pricey. They range from $93 to, of course, the high end is over $1,200. And fans aren't happy about that one. 20 seats, I call that.

Yeah, yeah, it's true.

Well, she's already sat on the stage. One person said she should think of her four fans and lower the prices. Ain't like she ain't a billionaire already. I think Courtney said that. That might have been from her.

Another factor that could add to her soft ticket sales, her fans. We weren't in love with the Cowboy Carter album. And then on the countryside, a lot of country fans weren't crazy about it either. But it was enough to like be a success. Did Beyoncé fans not like it?

I thought they did. That's what this story is saying. But like, not all. Sure, some love everything that she does. Lots of other people did like it, but you could expect, you know, her doing a country album.

There's going to be parts of, you know, some of her audiences like, what? But I think it is more of a Beyoncé album than it is a country album. You know? True.

So I'm a little, I think it's more just kind of the. the industry and Uh, you know, I think like yeah, I don't I don't know. I mean, I'm uh I'm with you, Beyonce. Every time I look at my ticket counts, I'm like, I wish they were hired. You and Beyonce have a lot in.

Both are similar things. I never even thought of it that way. Whether it's. country or punk rock. I mean it's a really good point.

Demi Lovato got her hands on one of those $20 Japanese strawberries and gave it an old test drive. There's video up on the blog. I'll spare you if you don't want to go check it out. She was not overly impressed. She gave it an 8 out of 10, which is good.

She said it's not tart at all, which I like, but I don't like I don't like tart strawberries. But she said it's really not that sweet. And she said, Oh, well, just wasted $20. She got a lot of clicks out of it. I she was honest.

Yeah. It doesn't. Because most people are like, this is amazing. It is really good. Like Jimmy Kimmel did a whole thing where he got regular strawberries and then put it in those containers and told people that it was the $20 strawberry and everybody, everyone, one guy was a chef and he was just like, this is, oh, and he was ex Explaining the notes and how it finishes differently.

And then they gave him a strawberry that was the exact same package. Yeah. But it's like, this is just a regular strawberry. Try this. And he's like, oh, this is just, I mean, it's just so flat, the flavor.

And it was all out of the same package. He wanted to be on TV. It was very funny. Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child shared a fan letter that she got for the other Michelle Williams, the actress. Oh.

It was from somebody in Germany that was a big fan of Michelle Williams, the actress, made a bit of a mistake. Uh, so she the video is on the blog, but it's just funny. There's like pictures of her, he wants her to sign and stuff, and she's like, This is not me. That's great, the wrong Michelle Williams. I think I've talked about this before, but I have a buddy who's a musician who had a nice little career a few years back named Adam Richmond, which is also the name of the uh man eats food.

Oh, yeah, man eats whatever, whatever, man versus food, yes, yeah, thank you. The uh, the big food fluencer who had his own, got a bunch of different shows. They both lived in Brooklyn, and my friend Adam used to get a ton of that Adam's uh fan mail, and some of it was very strange. His fan base was all over the place. Oh, I can only imagine like you wouldn't expect.

I think I imagine that happens. Uh, Aaron Goodwin is a paranormal investigator known for his work on the reality TV series Ghost Adventurers or Ghost Adventures. I've never heard of it, just giving you that how he's gotten his fame.

Well, anyway. Aaron Goodwin just filed for divorce from his wife, Victoria, after she was arrested for allegedly plotting to have him killed. According to court records, Aaron said the quote views, tastes, likes, and dislikes of him and his estranged wife have become incompatible to the extent that it has become impossible for them to live together in marital harmony. And there is no possibility of reconciliation. You think so?

He's making it sound like they don't like the same TV show. We just don't, we don't. I want to, I prefer to be alive. She would prefer it if I were dead. The ex-husband.

And also, we can't decide on severance. And she skipped ahead on an episode and it made me mad. The ex-husband of Envogue singer Don Robinson, who we heard from yesterday, remember she's living in her car.

Well, he has come forward and he said he has offered her a job with him in the hospitality industry, not performing and singing, but I guess he'd already done this in the past. And so far, she has not taken the job. But he said the offer still stands.

So he feels like he's doing his part to try to help her out.

So this is the ex-husband. Her ex-husband is trying to help her out. I did a bit of a deep dive on this. And if you missed it, she was the lead singer for all intents and purposes of En Vogue at their height. And she left a while ago.

She's gone back in here and there. And now she's living in her car. She. A lot of the because Envogue is still out there and makes money, and they would love her in. She sings all the songs, she's, you know, got the coolest voice.

They never could reach agreements. And I, and so, and she even said this in that video that's that's gone virals: that like, it is a choice that she's Right. She's like, don't feel sorry for me. Yeah. Like, this is what I want to do.

But. She's making a video saying, I've lived in my car for the last three years. I know. What do you? Everyone's gonna be like, oh my God.

People have different situations. To me, it's easy to look and go, girl. How bad of a deal are they offering you to be in Envogue? Like, I know that you probably think you should be getting all of it. And maybe, maybe you're right, because you're the main thing.

But at the same time, I think what they're offering you is probably at the very least. A living wage, you know what?

Something that you could get a bigger car. You can get a bigger car.

So it's a really interesting situation. She's really talented. I mean, she's not even 60. Yeah, I'm sure she's still got. All the chops.

If you're planning on sending Bill Belichick an email today, it's best to CC his 24-year-old girlfriend as well.

So he recently informed all University of North Carolina employees where he's going to be coaching to CC his girlfriend Jordan Hudson on any emails that they send to him. This is not a good thing. This is weird. This is not gonna go well. Oh no.

Let's see. Oh, Wendy Williams, she already taped her interview for today's episode of The View. We talked about it earlier this week that she's going to be on The View.

So that was actually recorded.

So they did release some images of her on set, but that'll be on. I don't know what time The View is on here in St. Louis. But yeah, if you want to skip. Gonna get caught up on what's going on with Wendy Williams.

That is today. Cool. She'll be on the view. You can also get a first look at the new Toxic Avenger up on the blog today. Remember, Peter Dinkledge will be starring in the main role for the Toxic Avenger, the remake, but he will not be the one in the suit.

You know, so he'll be his normal size, and then when he turns into the Takisuk Avenger, he's going to be like a great big another actor. Yeah, a different actor. But you can see whoever that actor is in the suit today. What is the name? Yeah, I can't think of the guy's name.

in the Toxic Avenger. The character? Yeah. I don't know. Gosh, I feel stupid now.

I think it's on the tagline of the movie. It's like he was just a normal blah, blah, blah. Anyway. You can also check out the trailer for Brad Pitt's racing movie F1 that is up on the blog. Our own Chris Convey will be first in line, I think, to see that movie.

So F1. Still got it, old Brad. All F1. Up and down. Yeah.

And then his best friend in the world, I'm sure, will be watching that video. There's a new docuseries on Tim Burton coming out that'll feature interviews with tons of people. He's worked with, like Winona Ryder, Johnny Depp, Michael Keaton, Helena Bonham Carter, Christopher Walken, Danny Elfman, and more. The trailer is up on the blog. It's kind of a long.

trailer, uh almost like a preview sort of of what um This docu series is going to be about, but it's all about Tim Burton. It looks cool. I mean, he's done some really interesting stuff. I've always been a big Tim Burton fan. He swings for the fence.

Sometimes he misses. But he makes he makes cool stuff. I went to the there was a Tim Burton exhibit in New York. And it was so cool. You just forget all the different things he's done.

And I bet this is cool. Uh, you can also check out the trailer for season seven of Black Mirror that is up on the blog today. Always lots of stars in that Black Mirror series, which is on Netflix. New movies out this weekend. That new Jack Quaid movie called Nova Cane comes out this weekend.

That's where he's like, he can't feel pain. He's not like a Wolverine where like he heals, he just can't feel pain. Yeah. So it's kind of, it looks like a comedy. Black Bag also out this weekend that stars Kate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender.

Pierce Brosnan is in that movie as well. I put that trailer up. And then there's a new Looney Tunes movie out. Yeah, The Day the Earth Blew Up, a Looney Tunes movie. It's Daffy Duck and Porky Pig and.

A lot of the characters you've grown to love from the Looney Tunes family. That movie's out this weekend in the trailer. It's up on the blog. At one point, you see Daffy Duck's butt.

So. Interesting. There you go, everybody. Trying something new over there. A naked duck button.

On TV this weekend, Netflix has got the premiere of the Electric State.

So that is the movie that stars Millie Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt. They've been doing a lot of press for that recently, and we've been talking about them.

So that movie is available starting today. Oh, wow. Yes, on Netflix. And that's the Russo brothers who were a big part of the Avengers movies and the Captain America stuff. It's their own project.

Oh, okay. So it should be interesting. I didn't know much about it. Saturday Night Live is a repeat, but it's a good one. Chris Brown, Chris Rock, and musical guest Gracie Abrams.

So that's Saturday night if you want to check that out. Big fan of hers, right? See how I know. It's just. I love everything she does.

Sunday, six o'clock, you've got the that. Documentary thing about Patrick Dempsey. Destined to drive Patrick Dempsey's return to racing. He's a, what is he, a Formula One? Racer or something?

I think so, but I don't know. It's the weirdest thing. I guess people are interested in him racing, but that's what it's all about. You've also got Sunday night, seven o'clock on ABC, American Idol, Yellow Jacket's on same time, but that's on Showtime. And then the White Lotus, new episode, 8 o'clock.

On HBO on Sunday night. I think that's all I've got. Yeah, that's great. Good stuff. I'm Briano, your Hollywood Outsider.

The Courtney Show. Jimmy looks at the numbers. Jimmy Look. Who said? The numbers.

I'm Timmy, and these are the numbers. St. Patrick's Day is Monday, which means a lot of us will be celebrating this weekend instead. I was just doing some research. The Wallet Hub did a big thing about the best cities.

To celebrate St. Patrick's Day this year. No one. What is it? Boston?

Boston. Man, I spent a St. Patrick's Day in Boston and it was awesome. Chicago would have to be there too, I would think. Because remember, they dye the river green?

They do. Chicago came in at number six.

So Boston, Reno, Savannah, Georgia, Santa Rosa, California, Reno, Worcester, Mass. And then Chicago, New York, 7. I've spent some there. Henderson, Nevada, just outside of Vegas, is eight. Buffalo, New York is nine.

Pittsburgh is ten. Um St. Louis came in at 55. And I wanted to see how we compared to say Kansas City. Kansas City, all these suburbs ranked.

This is so weird.

So Kansas City, Missouri. Came in at 47, which is ahead of us, which is unfortunate. Kansas City, Kansas came in at 39, also ahead of us. Olai canvas is at 19. And then Overland Park is at 13.

Oh my lord. If anyone knows about that, Kelly from Kansas City, looking at you, text in because that's some pretty crazy stuff. Is it really that great? Springfield, Missouri came in at 26. I did know that.

They get crazy down there because we played a thing many years ago in Springfield. Really? Yeah. 26 is high. Again, St.

Louis at 55, and I think we. go pretty big around here. We have multiple parades. I mean, come on, we're doing our thing with the parades. Des Moines is higher than you'd think.

Omaha's at 12? We're gonna need to dye the Mississippi green. Crazy. Anyway, it's gonna take a lot of dye. Yeah.

Um. 78% of Americans say they'll celebrate St. Patty's Day one way or another this weekend. 88% of people under 35 said they'll go for it. 48% of us will wear green.

Will you worship some green? If I remember, I have something in mind. Oh.

Well, because we got 618, that green shirt.

So I've got it. 314. No, the 618 shirt I have. Guinness one that Schmeez sent us. I've got that sitting out, like, wear this on Monday.

Yeah. Mine's in my backpack. I'll stop I will. I'll pack it for the trip. I know how dumb I am.

Women more likely to wear green. 53% compared to 44% of men. 28% of us will hit the bars. 32% of men. 24% of women.

26% of us will eat Irish food. I'm Irish. Put that in the food. It's not my favorite thing about Ireland. Oh, I like the corned beef cabbage.

Yeah. Uh corned beef or shepherd's pie. People get after it. 23% will have a festive boozy beverage like green beer or Guinness. 22% will cook Irish food themselves.

19% also plan to watch a St. Patty's themed movie or TV show. Like Boondock Saints or Leprechaun. I was just gonna ask, what movie? Leprechaun?

That seems insulting. Oh, yeah.

What else is that? Oh, there's the one leap year is like a rom-com. That feels better. Over there, there's a new Lindsay Lohan came out with some kind of Irish movie, right? Oh, yeah, she did.

Yeah, what else? Anything with Colin Farrell counts? I'm sure Lifetime's got something going on that's. You know Yeah, what are we forgetting? I love the Irish.

There's gotta be. I'm sure there's more that people can read. And then, you know, a good playlist, right? You get your U2, your Sinead O'Connor, your Finn Lizzie, the Pogues, all that stuff. You can make it happen there.

Yeah, I think that's a pretty good one. Oh.

This is interesting. I'm not saying we all deserve the credit for this, but. A new poll found that radio is still one of America's top three favorite ways to hear music. Way to go, radio. Could you think now?

Certainly things have evolved, and it's like. You know, the the great stuff about radio now. It's us. It's the shows. It's the local stuff.

Oh.

Do you know what I mean? It's the. Yeah, yeah. It's the. That's what I think people are are That's what's maintaining radio.

Yeah, I think it's a big part of it. Shows like ours that are like, hey, this is very local. What's going on in your connection? And podcasts are great. I enjoy podcasts.

We have a podcast. I like it when people listen to our podcast. But there is something interesting about listening to a live show or watching a live program, like Saturday Night Live or something. There's a little bit of fear or a bit of danger at any moment. It's happening in that second.

Who knows? At any moment, I could just start dropping F-bones. And you might. I might. And if things could take about it right now.

But interesting that, again, the question is about where you get your music. And people still say that.

So, number one, streaming services got 38% of the vote for where people get their music. Number two, live concerts. They count that as, you know, whatever. And number three, radio.

Okay. No, the percentage of the vote is not important.

Well, in live concerts, there shouldn't be an answer. What do you only listen to music when you're at a live concert? Yeah, I agree. That's like, I don't listen to anything unless it's live. That's not true.

Right. So we'll just take all their numbers. The note here from the radio prep service says 14%, you know, vote of radio. We like it for the same reason we always did. You never know what you'll hear next.

Oh my God, they crazy. They stole our slogan. And the show hosts are very attractive. They said that too. They're always clowning.

Yeah, it literally is in there. Oh, they made a little joke. 13% of people said CDs. A lot of cars still have CD players. One of ours does.

And then vinyl records, 12%. People who like vinyl really, really like it. Only 4% said MP3s on their phone or iPod, and just 1% said cassette tapes are their favorite way to listen to music in 2025. I want them to start putting the vinyl back in their cars. That's like they used to?

Yeah, like they used to. That would be cool. Driving around, the big vinyl record spinning on the dash. Not in St. Louis City, man.

All those potholes.

Well, that might be a little bit not go well. That just adds to the whole experience. Yeah, I understand they're going to be fixing them, so we'll see. Let's hope so. I'm Timmy.

Those are the numbers. This is the Courtney Show. We're back at the Courtney Show. We're back. Tim Con be here.

Courtney is out. Mirando stepped out. I'm here, and I'm joined. Mark Close has come in to join us. Hello, Mark.

Hello. What a great day to come in. And we've never met before, but Crinkles the Clown just stepped into the show. It's Crinkles the Clown! Hello, everybody.

Oh, God. This is not what I expected at all, Curtis. It's so nice to meet you, both. Who's this fella? Mark Close, he's the friend of the show.

Yeah, friend of the show. We'll leave it at that. I don't want more information given to you than need be. All right. Twinkles.

Great to meet you, buddy. Legendary broadcaster, Mark Close. He seems very excited. I'm glad you're here, Mark. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Uh Krinkles, you you this is your second time on the show. You were here earlier. I wasn't here and I apologize. I know, it was so sad.

You spent some time with Courtney. Yes, Courtney was a lovely lady. Uh-huh. And I don't believe she particularly appreciated the information that I was bringing to the program. She didn't, Krinkles.

I'll be honest with you, did she care for it at all? But I got a phone call yesterday, and he said, come on in, and here I am. But she's not here, and I guess that's why. Brando invited you on and then took off. Yes, yeah, that's nice.

Yeah, nowhere to be found. Same how that works, isn't it? Yeah, but I'm told, Krinkles, that you're here to celebrate a little this day in history. Yes, exactly. I love history.

I'm a clown who loves history, and then relaying that information to fans. Oh, are you ready? Yeah, you're fans. Krinkles fans? Everyone.

All fans. Fans of life. Fans of Krinkles. History. History is life.

Yeah. 75 years ago, today, the FBI began its 10 most wanted list. Is that right? Did you know that? How many years ago?

75 years ago. Wow. It's a bad thing. You don't want to be on the list, though. Yeah.

No. They're not wanted in a good way. No. Wanted it a bad way. They haven't caught any of those guys.

That's the worst part about it. Yeah. Yeah. It's been 75 years. Criticals, have you been on that list at all?

Is that I'd like to. No. Nominate you for the list of possibilities. No, never. Yeah, I've I've straight laced.

You're on a couple of lists. Straight lines. You've got a couple of laces. I'm a good clown. All right, what else?

57 years ago, today, ABC aired the final episode of Batman with Adam West. Powell! No, them. Remember that? Yes, yes we do.

There was a clown on there, too. He was a bad clown. That's right. Oh, the Joker, yeah. Yes, Caesar Romero.

That's correct. Yeah. And you remember that show was on two days a week. It was on like on Monday and Wednesday. They ran it twice a week.

Same episode? No, no, no. New episodes. Two episodes. Why?

I'm moving in your territory.

Sorry, yeah. Because it was so hot. No, no. The numbers are so bad, they ran it twice a week. Two different episodes every week.

So, what year was that? I knew it was on when I was growing up. 1968 is when it premiered. You're kidding. I'm sorry.

Final episode was 1968.

So, 66. Wild. Yes. That almost sounded like Brando in a firm, but there. I don't know what you're talking about.

53 years ago today, Burt Reynolds was Cosmopolitan Magazine's first nude male center fold. Cosmopolitan? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Cosmo. He was going to cover Cosmo.

Yeah, big deal. And it really. He was naked, but they weren't Yeah, no, I mean. But he had quite a pelt, eh? Yes, yes.

It was on newsstands, so it wasn't as naked as one might think.

So for how long did Cosmo have centerfolds?

Well, this wouldn't even send her. This was the front cover. Oh, the cover? He was on the cover of the magazine. How long was part of their type of stuff?

But it really brought the ladies in for that magazine, I'm sure. That's right. Do you ever do a pictorial cosmetic? No, I keep all my clown clothes on. Thank you very much.

Oh, okay. I'm an academic. Yes. It's not the kind of thing that I'm in for. 45 years ago today, Def Leppard released their debut album, On Through the Night.

I bet you knew that, Marcos. I knew that. Yes. They're a music match. And they're still going at it.

They're still playing. They're going to play the Illinois State Fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's their 15th time. No, but it's close.

Yeah. 32 years ago, today's time. Where was that from originally? I'm from Baltimore. About the world.

I'm a worldly clown. Two more. 32 years ago, Informer by Snow was number one. One on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Licky Licky Boom Boom Lounge.

Licky Licky Licky. Boom Boom. Remember him? Snow? Informa?

Do you know that one? I do not. I don't. I do not know that song. And after Crinkles sang it, I know it even less.

No, I. It was everywhere. Yeah, okay. Snow was the artist. The artist was snow.

The artist was snow. I don't even know if he's Canadian. Was he Canadian? I thought at one point in the song, I swear he says, But I was born and raised in Connecticut. Maybe he says Canada.

That makes sense. It's like this white dude doing this kind of Jamaican rap thing. Oh, really?

Okay. I'm familiar. Yeah, I mean, he's about as tolerable as Krinkles the Clown, honestly. We're all really going back in time. I'll make sure.

All right, last one, 27. I think I have one more than that.

Now, 27 years ago today, Getting Jiggy Witted by Will Smith was number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chat. Getting Jiggy With It. You know that one, Martin? Yes, I'm familiar with that. Getting Jiggy With It?

Yeah. La la la. No, no, no, no, no, no. No no no no no no no How'd you know that one? All right, that's all I You're out of here, Crickles.

You gotta go.

So soon you're not leaving now. You drinking restaurant for me? Yes, I'm going to go check out the rich show. They have a cloud on this. Oh!

The Courtney Show. I don't know how we having Krinkles in here. Yeah, you really missed something. We'll just leave it at that. I'm so excited you guys got to meet Krinkles, and I'm so happy that Mark Close is here too because.

I'll be honest with you, Mark. I don't think we have a name for this segment yet.

So maybe you could help us out. All right. There's just your dating profiles. that have been sent in. From fellas right here in the St.

Louis area. Oh, this is local. Oh, yes. Oh, nice. Even better.

Local, baby. Yeah, yeah. And we would just like to get your. Interpretation of their profiles.

Okay. So you normally should have put the glasses up. I know. I was going to, I don't normally wear, I got cheaters from the dollar store. These are a buck 25.

But Work. What percentage are you at? The lowest you can get. Yeah, like one. Nice work.

Yeah, for being an old guy. Yeah, I'm going to need no complaints. What do you got? Are you excited about this, Mark? We really thrust this upon you.

You walked in, you had no idea. You thought you were just coming in to shoot it with us.

Well, Courtney had told me, and she says, I'm going to send you something in advance. No, nothing in advance.

So that's Courtney. What can I tell you? But no, I'm. I gave them to you about 10 minutes ago. Yeah, that's advanced.

For radio, that's big time. That's pretty good. That's like a whole day. Absolutely. And you mark have been married for how long?

43 years.

So, a little while since you've been in the single scene. Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah, it's a little bit different. A little bit different now. This is what these women have to put up with now.

Yeah. These fellas. Yeah, amazing. Amazing. Well, what do you got?

Okay, first one up. Uh Reed is 40 years old. Food scientist, chef. Beekeeper Who loves animals traveling the world, cooking, running, working out, a great cup of coffee, wineries, Netflix, and exchanging bad dad jokes? You must take care of bees because you're a real keeper.

No. Oh, that's the dad joke part. Yeah, I guess. But do we think he actually is into beekeeping? And then he's like, this is a joke based on stuff.

Oh, you think he'd use that as a setup just to get to that joke? I don't know. Boy, I don't know. That'd be a tough one to. All of a sudden, somehow you end up over at the guy's crib, and it's like, where's the bees?

I want to see the bees. Yeah, where are the bees, man? Come on. That's what attracted me to you. It doesn't sound terrible.

No. I've heard of worse. Yeah. Okay. Free honey.

Free honey. Oh, but he's in Lubbing, Illinois.

Next. How you doing? Move on. Oh, man. Living on the shop.

Anything on the east side I'm not messing with.

Sorry. We got great honey over there. Making friends with these sides.

Alright, what's next?

Alright, we've got um Long-term, oh, this is Al, long-term partner, really ain't no point filling this out at all on this app. Just awful. What is IMA? Oh, I don't know what that means. Is that the- Is that I am?

I am AO. I am AO. In my honest opinion? No. In my honest opinion, no, that'd be O-O.

You guys are younger. You shouldn't have told me. I don't know. Maybe he just made that one up.

Okay. I really wonder if there is even one person. on here that ain't A Jai, G-I-A-N, giant waste of time. If you don't want to meet within the first week of matching, please unmatch immediately. What is wrong with you?

This kind of a bossy son of a guy is going to slide through it on this fella. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, you can throw a T and Giant if you want to fill it out there.

So typo? Yeah, I guess, yeah, that's even better. Yeah. College professor. Right.

Yeah. So, wow. I don't think it's going to go off for hours. Yeah. Nope.

All right. Next up, this is Clinton. After swimming through all the pee and the dating pool, Oh, there's a fun way to start. Looking some time off to shower. What?

Try my luck again and see if I think I stepped on something squishy. What is he talking about? As I was saying, seeing if this time have better luck. Things about me, Dallas Cowboy fan. Same self-proclaimed movie buff, going for bike rides.

Yeah. Astrophysics fascinated. Oh, no, he's not. Bunch of crap. Give me that.

Casinos are fun. Bigfoot is real. Ladies, jump on this one. There's where you want to go with. Yeah, there's a keeper.

P and Bigfoot. And Bigfoot, really. All right. Anthony is 40. I'm not here to pay your bills.

Now we got.

Now we're talking unbelievable. This might have been me 43 years ago, although it didn't exactly work out the way it hoped. I'm not here to pay your bills just because you are pretty female, unless you cook really good. And don't mind someone who has Marathon hanky panky. Oh my gosh.

It's really sweaty and hot, and whoever finishes first wins. But I will give all partners who race with me a ribbon and a cup of water. Oh, God, he's creeping me out here. This is terrible.

So sign up ASAP, and I am available for training sessions every day after 6 p.m. You know the sad part? There are women that are responding to that. That's you think there's women that are reading that going, he's my guy. You see stuff that's freaky, and you go, who could that nigga?

Oh, yeah.

It's like he's got water. Yep. We got Lee looking for a chatting, somewhat casual. Chatting?

Somewhat casual long-term relationship? Just means he wants to talk. He wants to talk? He wants to talk, right? Located in Maryland Heights.

All right. 6'1. Thumbs up. Investment advisor. See more about Lee.

That's all. He's in animated TVs, ice hockey, basketball, travel, and tourism. Oh, that seems like. And finally, is Reed, a food scientist, a chef. No, beekeeper.

I already read that one. Good grief. Yeah. Wow. At this point, the beekeeper is the top of the list.

That shows you how the dating works, right? You just end up running the same people, Mark. Yeah. Illustrating that. See, a guy's giving cups of water, and another guy's looking for Bigfoot's pee, and it's just, what is happening?

It doesn't make any sense. And I saved Chet for you. This is just for you to enjoy off the air. And these are real, right? This is you.

This is the first time. Oh, these are 100% real. This is Chet. There's not much funny to what he says.

Okay. And it's pictures, but I really want you to. Enjoy the pictures that Chet has posted on his channel. Oh my god. Chet is wearing like a hat looks like he's got a onesie on.

Yeah. Oh, keep flipping. Oh, no, there's more. There's more. He's got a ton of pictures.

Look at that. I would put him on the blog, but I'm afraid we... Oh, my God. Right? Oh!

Oh! Oh! I thought they would like take your, yeah, like ban you from the website. I mean, he's not naked, but he's. No, but he's.

And he's big into it, brother. Holy cow. Holy cow. I thought you'd get a kick out of that. This is Chetty's 49.

It's a rough 49. Despite what my pics may say, I have a simple life just looking for someone to cook for a couple times a week and chill. I get up at 3:15 a.m. for work daily. full-time career small business owner, I wouldn't chetty cakes LLC I gotta go take a shower.

Wow. Wow. I like that his profile sounds normal. And then you start looking at it. And you look at it.

And the fact that there's like seven or eight of them, I mean, you don't see these kind of profiles. I get the feeling that there's more. I think she stopped at a certain point and said, you don't need to see any more of this. Oh.

Oh man, look at this last one, Timmy. Look at that. Oh, and the swimming wheel. You should put those up on the boy. Oh, then you see what it said in the back?

Yeah, dude. I thought you were showing me. Wow, Chad, calm down, pal. Woo.

Well, I hope you learned something today. Oh, I learned. Thank you, God, I'm married. There's robotics. You're kissed your wife.

Oh, man. 43 years of bliss. Mark close, thank you so much. We appreciate it. First Five Notes on 1065 The Arch.

First Five Notes is brought to you by Carol House Furniture. Love sleek, ultra-modern furniture. Shop Carol House because you like contemporary things. We've got Dan and Wildwood on the phone ready to play. Dan, how are you doing?

Doing good. How about yourself? Good, Dan. We're feeling progressing it today. I don't know if you've heard it all.

Krinkles showed up. Mark Close was here. We've just been absolutely dominating the airwaves. Yeah. Star-studded affair.

Yeah, right, awesome Friday. Thanks, Florida. Dan, we're going to be. Have you ever played first five notes before? First question, yeah.

I have not, no.

So if you heard the game before, do you play like when you're in your car or anything like that? It's usually easier when I'm not on the phone. Yeah, that's where we're always concerned about the first time. Like, what's it going to feel like the first time you're playing for real? But we have faith in you, Dan.

We think you're going to pull through on this.

Now, Courtney is out today, so you have to pick from either Tim or myself who do you want to play against. I'll play against two.

Okay, Dan, I think it's a good choice. Yeah, you know the deal. We play a few notes and then you identify the song or the artist. Either one, if you get two out of three, you got the tickets you're going to see. Avril Levine, are you ready to do this?

Let's drew it. Here's song number one. That's a Blue Oyster coat. Certainly is. Nice lockdown.

It's always great to get that first one under your belt. Because you're halfway there. You're halfway to victory, Dan. Feels good, Dan. Let's keep this thing rolling.

Here's song number two. I think I've heard that one, I just don't know who the artist or song would be. It's a little tricky. Yeah, I think we all know that guitar riff. What if I were to say the opposite of.

Something costing money. What would you say that would be? Great. What was that? Three?

Three is the name of the battle. All right now. All right now. Dan, you did it. Man.

Incredible. Two for two. You've got the Aver Levine tickets, but you strike me as a guy who wants to try to go for a third. Is that accurate? Let's try it.

Let's do it. Here we go. Song number three. That the Michael Jackson. It certainly is.

He's bad. But Dan, you're not bad. You're good. You won. We got a pair of tickets to go see Avril Levine with special guest simple plan June 12th at the Hollywood Casino Amphitheater.

Congratulations. Hold on, Dan. I'm going to get some information from you and get you those tickets. And you can win a bonus chance, actually, a bonus chance to win those tickets to see Avril Levine right now at 1065thearch.com or on your Arch mobile app. We will be back on Monday morning with a whole new ticket or prize to win for first five notes on the Courtney Show.

The Courtney Show. All right, lots of texts out there. We appreciate it. You can text us anytime. Channy Window Indoor, text line 314-669-4665.

Before I jump into that, though, I put a post on the GTG Great Taste King Facebook page trying to identify an actress in a very short video clip. If you watch it, you can kind of tell what it's for, what my motivations are here. But no one has been able to identify. This actress said, we think it's probably a soap star. It's a little bit old.

Did you see it? No, I have not looked.

Okay, so you got to check it out when you can. There's been some guesses.

Somebody said Christine ever saw. That was my first guess. It's not her. It's not Maggie Smith.

Somebody guessed that. But genuinely, we really need to get to the bottom of this. It's important. And I feel like you guys are the ones to do it.

So it's the Great Taste Gang Facebook page on Facebook. It's a post that I did, and it is a very short clip of an actress talking to Conan O'Brien. And we're trying to identify. We think it is a former soap star. And this is from the early days of of uh of the Conan show, so When did you put this up?

I have not seen it. Oh, okay, I see her. You see it? Oh, talking to. Oh yeah, she does look familiar.

We don't know who it is. I don't know who that is. Anyway. If you guys can. If you guys can get on it, it'd be very helpful.

Oh yeah, maybe I'll go down on the video guys and see if they can. Decent AI. Run some AI. Yeah. Run some AI on it.

Anyway, let's get to some text. OMG Elaine said, oh, we talked about the plane in Denver where the people had to get off. Yes, there is video of passengers on the wing of the plane. Oh, so that's what you saw? Pretty crazy.

So they crawled out on the wing? Oh, I thought maybe they were like. Parked. Yikes. We've been talking quite a bit this morning about cheesecake, how it's basically pie, and how do you classify it?

Cheesecake gene. Said she would know. Due to my Courtney show moniker, I feel obligated to weigh in on the cheesecake controversy. Let me say that when I originally brought cheesecake in for the show, that's how she got her name, I used a recipe passed down from my mom that is actually called Apple Tort. Oh, I have to agree that cheesecake is not an actual cake, but please don't change my name to Apple Torgine.

Why not? That's unfair. That's cool, too. Knight Rider weighed in and said, I would say cheesecake would be considered to be cake because it has the word cake in the name. Yeah, but Knight Rider, always there to put things into perspective.

That's what I appreciate. Look, just because they threw that name in there. doesn't necessarily mean that it's Okay, it's like the animal crackers. Right. You know, it's like, well, is it a cracker or is it a cookie?

Circular reasoning, I think, somebody. What do you call me on that wing? D said, can we put the actress on Instagram? Yep, I'll put that clip on our Instagram story. Or no, I'll just put it on a post.

But for the lady? The actress that we're trying to identify. We'll do that in just a few minutes. But I gotta get to these great texts. Kelly from KC said, My husband gets up in the morning.

Oh, we were talking about quirks that you're supposed to. Kelly says, My husband gets up in the morning earlier than I do and sits in the living room in the dark scrolling on his phone. Is that weird? I think so. To get up early just to do that, that is a little weird.

Snap Jess on the spouse thing said, I haven't been in our detached garage for a few years. Every time I mention I need to go get something out of there, my husband jumps up and volunteers to get it for me. It's like there's something in there he doesn't want me to see, probably something I threw out that he saved. I see what's happening, and I'm just letting him have it for a while. She said for a few years?

Yeah, years. What he might have like. He might have bodies in there or something. Maybe you should go check. That's pretty.

Could be important. Lots of people loved the Finally Friday song. Trish said, Finally Friday song, brilliance. Once again, Brandon Cougar Luttman. Thank you.

Somebody else shared, I miss Courtney, but it's funny when it's just you two guys. It reminds me of when my mom and dad are gone, and the oldest child reminds me of when mom and dad are gone, and the oldest child is supposed to be babysitting the younger kids, but the oldest slips out, and the youngest kids are left in charge of themselves and do whatever they want. LOL. Yeah, not your mom and dad in charge. Don't find out.

That's Carol from Darten Prairie. Thank you, Carol. Come on, Carol. We have some fun. We're adults here.

Grandma Wendy said, love the Finally Friday song. Too bad Courtney already checked out and didn't hear it. That's true. She's not listening. People are wondering.

Uh and then Boy. Oh, we got corrected on a few things. Corned beef is American. They don't have it in Ireland. Stephanie from Fenton, a few other people waiting with that.

And then they were suggesting Irish movies.

So Leslie said The Quiet Man from John Wayne. Leap Year and P.S. I Love You are some good ones. And then we talked about the different cities.

Somebody shared, uh, my son just graduated from Rolla. Apparently, they do a big St. Pat's there. He's going there for the weekend. I wonder how they rate on the list.

I already said that. Rolla was way high. Remember? Or no, I said Springsfield. Springfield.

But I think maybe that's. When I said Springfield, I think I was talking about Rolla. Springfield rated high, but when I said I had been to the thing, that was what I had been to.

So she's right, Rolla does get crazy. Interesting. Um. And then people talking about arch badness.

So funny, just filled out my bracket. How did somebody put Akey Breaky Heart and who let the dogs out on the same side? That would be a perfect final. It should be, yeah. Those are two number one.

Yeah. Uh and then more love for the Finally Friday song and We got some Krinkles texts. Uh-oh. Quite a few. Hope he's not listening right now.

Leslie from Florison said: okay, let's cool it with the Krinkles nonsense. We all love Brando, but the clown. is a no-go. I mean, it's only a second time here. And Tim never got to experience that.

Seems like a nice guy to me. He's just concerned about educating America. Megan shared, I'm a good clown. Had me rolling on the floor laughing. I need that one on a t-shirt.

Oh, okay. He might have that. Oh my god, Krinkles. His rendition of Informer has me dying laughing. I like Krinkles' version more than Snow's.

I probably do too. Yeah, it was strong. That song might be on the bracket. I don't remember if it made the bracket for next week. If you miss Crinkles, you can check it on the podcast field by Salt and Smoke.

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We call that a week. That's how you do it. Wrapping it up. That is how you do it. Stuff on the blog today, too, you may want to check out.

There's a bunch of trailers. It's really weird how now. They don't put any of that stuff out until Thursday and Friday. Like, early in the week, there's not much. Trailer info, you know, like it's always they wait till the end of the week.

There must be some data. That there that shows that people are more interested, they're probably looking at our blog and going, the blog activity really kicks up on Fridays. Everyone in Hollywood wait till Friday before you put that stuff out. But yeah, the trailer for Nova King, well, that's out this weekend. Blackbag also out this weekend.

Um, the day the earth blew up, the Looney Tunes movie, that trailer's on the blog. Uh, Demi Lovato, not impressed with those uh $20 strawberries. You can see her try one if you're interested. Uh, Michelle Williams got a fan letter for Michelle Williams, the wrong Michelle Williams.

So it was the Michelle Williams, the singer, got a fan letter for Michelle Williams, the actress. Um, let's see. Oh, the um, that Patrick Dempsey series. You want to check that out? The uh trailer for that is up.

Bum bum bum bum bum. Anything fun? The Tim Burton docuseries? If you're a fan, oh, it's a series, huh? Yeah, cool.

It looks kind of cool. A lot, I mean, all these big actors are in the. and the preview trailer for that if you want to check it out is 1065thearch.com. Also, the alligator video, which we talked about earlier. I gotta see that.

That's pretty funny. That's probably the reason to go check out the blog today1065thearch.com and go to the website because that's where you can fill out your arch badness bracket. Remember, that starts on Monday. That's when those brackets get locked down.

So you cannot. Open up a new bracket on Tuesday or Wednesday of next week and decide that you want to play and try to win a $500 grand prize. New, new, new. You need to do that before midnight Sunday night. Then on Monday morning, we're going to start the competition.

That's when you get to vote on which song is the worst song that is on the bracket.

So that's when the real fun begins Monday morning on the arch. Also, I want to mention, I think you can still, let me double-check. Making sure there's still tables left for the opening day broadcast. Yep, I'm still showing four tops available.

So if you got a group of two, find two more people and you should be able to get a table. If you only are taking two with you, it's all sold out.

So all the two person tables are sold out. But the four tops and even more, I think. Let's check eight while we're here. Why not? Yep, some eight tops too.

So you want to be there for the opening day broadcast at Sports and Social at Ballpark Village. Go get those. Reserve your spot. You pay $30 per person and then that amount goes towards your bill.

So it's, you know, essentially it's free seating, but you just got to put some money down at the initial part. And then I also want to mention. Our buddy Donny Fandango is out this weekend. He is going to be at the grand opening of the Dick Sporting Goods at the Orchard Town Center in Glen Carbon. He'll be there tomorrow from noon to 2.

If you've never hung out with Danny, Danny, Donnie Fandango. Neither have I, apparently. Danny Fondongo. Danny Fondongo. Donnie is a great guy.

He is so cool to hang out with, and he is just every bit. Who you hear on the radio, that is who you will meet in person. Yes. Believe it or not. Great, great, great guy.

That is exactly who he is.

So go hang out with him tomorrow, noon to two, at the new Dick Sporting Goods in Glen Carbon. And then tomorrow, I've got, tomorrow morning is actually when I'm doing the 5K for the Waterloo Citizens for a Pool. That's 9.30 tomorrow morning, downtown Waterloo. Get there a little earlier if you're not registered. But I talked about it last Friday and it was the wrong Saturday.

So tomorrow is the Saturday that'll be out for that. And then you're hitting the road, right? Like today? Tomorrow. We're going to take off tomorrow.

So yeah, I'm not going to be back until next Tuesday. Uh so Yeah, I trust you'll hold things down. I mean, we'll try. And I... Before he got out of here, he talked to Krinkles about filling in a few days.

Oh, yeah, and I think it's best if we just don't tell Courtney if Krinkles just shows up. If Krinkles just pops in on a Wednesday. I think that's the move. You think that's with me being out? I think he and I have similar.

Sort of voices, comedic voices. That's true. Krinkles. I think he'd be. I mean, the texts were overwhelming.

Yeah. They were supportive. People were. More so than I was expecting. We got a new one: Keep Krinkles, it says.

So, I mean, there you have it. The people have spoken. You got to give the people what they want. Yeah, exactly.

Look forward to that.

Next week, I'll be gone, but look forward to seeing you guys when I get back. And a final reminder from me: until I get back at least, don't forget to get those Can You Feel the Punk Tonight tickets. It's Saturday, May 3rd at the pageant. Two shows, all your favorite Disney songs by me and the boys. It's going to be a real good time.

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