Absurd Truth: Stenographer's Statement

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Good morning. And we have a story about White House stenographers. First time this whole cycle, the White House stenographers come with the house. They are not political.

Some of them have been there since Trump and will be there after Biden. And they are now as mad as you will ever hear a stenographer on the record that White House officials working for President Biden tried to change the meaning of their transcript. So it sounded like the president on that zoom with vote. Oh, Latino was just crazy.

Just criticizing a comedian instead of all Trump supporters. So now we've got a supervisor from the stenographer's office who is saying our stenography office transcript released to our distro, which includes the national So what is a mad stenographer look like? Because, I mean, if you hear, you know, you hear the word stenographer, it almost sounds like a dinosaur. I'm just like wondering what a mad stenographer looks like.

What is that like? I mean, what is because and how do you I mean, there's like the most innocuous people in the world to make angry. But that's where we're now we're we're making stenographers mad. That's we're at that level of this election. And that has to do if you remember, just to recap, the remarks that Biden gave literally what Kamala Harris is on stage is I can't get over that.

The remarks that Biden gave when Harris was on stage at her rally, and he went off and had said that it was Trump supporters that were garbage, and they were trying to rewrite it. And as we've talked about ad nauseum on the show, it didn't, it didn't make sense. It didn't make sense because it I mean, you're you're talking about one reporter, and or one supporter, and it was like a possessive. And I I don't I didn't quite understand that.

We talked about that. And, and it just didn't make any sense. And because you know, why didn't make any sense because he was talking about all supporters. And so the White House in a really rare thing, they edited the transcript. They edited the transcript to make it seem like, Oh, no, no, everything that we were saying, this is what he said the whole time. And they when they edited the transcript, this is why the stenographers are mad, because everybody knows it's the White House stenographers that did it. And, you know, these people take their jobs very seriously, because they're recording history. And you are, I mean, what they did in effect is they will not in effect, I mean, what really what they did is they completely compromised the entire integrity of those stenographers by claiming that, oh, no, it's, um, yeah, it's a, we just this is really what he said, he didn't really say the other stuff.

And that's, that's really bad. And it and it and it completely compromised their entire all of their integrity. And that's why they're so upset, because they've had these jobs. Some of them have been there longer than Trump, honestly, I think there was one that had been there since like, the W era.

I believe so. They take their job seriously, and they've been through a lot of presidents. And so it completely compromises their integrity by doing this.

And that's why they released I've never seen White House stenographers release a statement before. Have you? Okay.

I don't think I have either. So dang, welcome to the program. That's starting Friday.

For me, does it get any better for Biden Harris? I don't think so. Welcome to the program. It's at the top of this first hour. It's Friday. And we've got a lot of stuff to get. We're going to touch on a lot of things to get ready for next week, the election.

And let me tell you, I'm going to walk you through everything as we get closer and closer. And the one place where you can get not like non hysterical coverage, where I'm not going to go with anything on vetted and I'm not going to sit here and blow smoke up your backside like some of the influencer influencers out there who have to quietly revise what they say, because they're chasing clicks. One of the reasons that we've been around as long as we have been is because we don't do that. We're consistent and our audience can trust that.

And there's no reason to change that now. So again, welcome Dana lash here with you. You can listen obviously across the country. And you can check us out on our website. Check out channel 347 as well direct TV, we're getting some stuff planned, so that every aspect is covered. And whether you are, maybe you're at a friend's house, and you're watching election night coverage, or you're at home, we're going to have a way for you to be able to get results on completely unspun results, and know what's what as it happens.

So that's one of the things that we're in the planning stages of doing. So this is how we're starting everything today. The the stenographers are upset, but you know what, it serves the Biden administration, right? It's insane that it that this even had to happen. It's crazy that they even had to, you know, I mean, it's crazy that they even had to release a statement I literally have never seen ever, like that, like I said, them do this.

And so this, the White House stenographers, and this is one of the top things that we had today, the White House stenographers, they have this, this and the jobs numbers. So they said it was a breach of protocol, a major breach of protocol. And that this is something that we it's never been never been done before. They were very mad. It was a very terse statement.

And now all of the news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's quick five. So Liberty University is being sued by a former IT staffer because he's a dude who's pretending to be a woman. It's Liberty University. It's a Christian university. It's a private business, they can do what they want.

And no amount of harassment by lawfare is going to make them do otherwise. So this dude who wants to be a chick is mad because he got fired by the Evangelical Christian school, a private business. And they, I mean, obviously, I would imagine that he's going to be fired. And I would imagine that when you agree to work there, you know, usually you sign contracts and things like that.

They have an expectation of behavior and you know, you know, things like that. And so the dude who's named Elinor Zinski, he's working with the ACLU, and he's saying that it's discriminatory of him, of them to fire him. And he was only there, he applied for the IT job.

And then four months after started transitioning. And he apparently, he did notify them of it. And then requested that the school like depart from its doctrine and mission. That's what Liberty said, which I agree with. And so now they're like, oh, he's, you know, they fired, they fired the dude. And now the dude's like, oh, it's discriminatory. They can do what they want. It's a private business.

You cannot force people to associate against their will that we have freedom of association. And sorry, but you knew this going into it. I think he purposely did this really did. A car crashed into Billy Corrigan's tea store Madam Zuzu's this was in Chicago, his son and his wife were in or his son and his mother in law were in there at the time that it happened.

I write about this over the weekend. It happened at like 12pm. And it was in Highland Park, Illinois, and a car legit crashed right in there. His son was okay. I think his mother in law had some injuries. And they showed the vehicle half inside and half outside of the store. And they said they're still investigating it.

But they drove around the curb and right up into the store. So thankfully, the site, his son was not injured was out of the way, thankfully, good heavens, day one, what's your first executive action? Well, my first priority, which will be probably a package of bills is about bringing down the cost of living. So it's about housing, it's about childcare, it's about what we need to do to deal with grocery prices.

So it's not one, it's a package that is with one singular purpose, bringing down the cost of what we have to go. Hmm, how is she gonna first off? She's there now. So what's stopping her? I mean, it's not even day one. If she were to win.

It's not even day one. She's already there. So yeah, like, why hasn't she started? Now?

Welcome back to the program. acquiring minds want to know, Dana lash with you top of this second hour. And I Yeah, why hasn't she begun it now?

I'm really curious about that. Because she's there. Cain in the White House. She's the vice president of the White House. She's the vice president. She could do some things. Is she withholding this magic policy solution and holding it over voters heads? Because it's pretty lame. It's like I have the cure to all diseases here.

Can't wait to use it. After you vote for me. You know what I mean? It's like you're, it's pretty lame. I have no I have no other way to interpret that.

But she's there now. Second, secondly, how are you going to bring about the cost of living when everything that you want to do, and by you, I mean, Biden, but you've appropriated it, is designed to literally increase the cost of living. So that also doesn't make any sense to me. All of these individuals talk like they've never had to take an econ class. They've never had any real world experience. They just looks like toddlers. They just say whatever. I want to grow up and be a rainbow.

Okay. I want to grow up and everybody's gonna be happy and have free money and live in mansions. That's what's gonna yay.

And everyone's gonna have ponies. That's what she's doing. She's that it's toddler 2024.

It's exactly what it is, apparently. So can what were you telling me on break? Did she tell Mark Cuban to shut up? Yeah, I saw that there was a breaking report.

Now there was no link in a story tied to it. But that apparently, Kamala Harris campaign told Mark Cuban to stop speaking on behalf of the Kamala Harris campaign. Oh, you know, because Mark Cuban was saying that there's no strong women around Trump and that women are stupid if they support him. Harris Faulkner asked him, audience number 11, she took a shiv to him. Listen to this.

Look, I don't know where Mark Cuban is today. But as a woman, I have questions. I want to know, are you big enough? Are you man enough to apologize? responsibility for what you say? Well, you know, I mean, a lot of people have asked that. So it's, you know, no, he's not going to because he doesn't think he's done anything wrong. But if the Harris campaign asked him to stop speak, it hurt.

Definitely hurt. That's the whole point. That's what this campaign is doing. And I have a piece that's that I'm working on about this.

I was gonna come out with the last night, but it'll be out later today. It's a piece that I'm working on about this, which gets into there. They got mad at my friend Jesse Waters because Jesse Waters was joking about how his wife better not vote for Harris. That would be a betrayal. Jesse has a persona. He's got a Rat Pack persona. That's the persona that he has on Fox. He plays his role. You know how like with WWE, you got some dudes that are the baddies that go out there. Jesse has this persona. I've known Jesse for years. And he is he's a super nice dude. He's joking.

And people are like, nope, the left is situationally doesn't want to have humor. Like they'll hold up a severed Trump head. Who's that female Carrot Top? Maybe it's Carrot Top trans Carrot Top. Who's the trans Carrot Top lady? And she held up the severed head.

I know her name, but I'm pretending not to. Okay, then. Yeah. They were like, No, it's a joke. You guys are so sensitive. Oh, my gosh. It's just a joke.

Why are you guys so ignorant? If not, you're so not funny. But then, you he's he makes a joke about this. And everyone's like, all the MAGA men are going crazy. And then they use his joke.

And he was just being facetious. They use that as a way to castigate all the dudes and say, Oh, my gosh, all the that was the headline that was literally the headlines, numerous ones that were trending. MAGA men are freaking out. Well, I don't know anyone who slaps their wife or slaps their girlfriend in the line at a valet except for Democrats. So this doesn't track.

Sorry. This doesn't really track for me. And it also presupposes the worst about the women that you're trying to get to vote for you. Isn't that just like the left? Well, the reason women, any women, if there's a woman that's not voting for me, it's because she's a beaten dog is why. She's an unempowered woman. Sad, pathetic, beaten dog. That's exactly what she is. And ladies, you know, if you're beaten dogs out there, you don't have to tell your husband who you voted for.

We played that ad yesterday. They because they can't reconcile themselves to the truth that these chicks don't want her. There are some chicks out there like me that just don't want her. I don't think she's accomplished. I think she's a social climber, a ladder climber, everything that she has ever gotten. She's been appointed to. She's not legit entered a field outright. Everything from the beginning of her career to where she is now.

She was appointed there. She didn't earn it outright. She doesn't come off as strong. She doesn't come off as being confident. And she sounds kooky. She takes and makes the worst decisions because she's a horrific strategist. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.