Absurd Truth: Kamala's Desperation Tour Continues

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It's time for Florida Man. A man dressed in a bull onesie tried to burn down his ex-lover's house with pasta sauce. What? That's real? Yeah.

Oh wow. So this guy was caught. He tried to break into a home into the land and he was going to steal a flat screen. Then he put, left a pot of red goose sauce in a washcloth near the stove. He was trying to start a fire with it. The victim alerted police to the break-in.

The resident security system notified of motion in the house according to Volusia County Sheriff's Office. The dude tried to flee the scene and he was in a, I guess like a cow costume? A bull onesie? He started out as a relationship that lasted about a week.

I let him use my car for four months and then I gave him $150 to fix his teeth. What in the world? So now they, and the police apparently were aware of the, they knew the suspect.

Oh my gosh. So yeah, it looked like he was trying to like make it look like the guy, like the stove was on and then use that to burn the house down. So he was arrested in the costume. I'm really sad that there's not video of that. So... Let's see here.

Got another. This is in Port St. Lucie. A man is behind bars. He brandished a flamethrower at police. Joseph Morton, 39, was arrested and charged with one count of aggravated assault.

It's not funny, but it kind of is. Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon on a law enforcement officer and resisting without violence. So they, Port St. Lucie said they responded to the reports of an explosion and there was smoke in the area. When they arrived, the guy was yelling at officers from his backyard and he had a handheld flamethrower. And the police said that he told him to drop it at gunpoint.

He refused. And then he pointed the flamethrower at one of the officers. And one officer grabbed the flamethrower from Morton. And the guy ran back in his house. And he ended up finally being taken into custody. They had to like tase him practically half to death.

He's being held on $5,500 bond. You can't just like point a flamethrower at police. It's not, not how that works.

So... This, this is Fox 13. A Florida man was accused of trying to steal a generator that powered a traffic light after Hurricane Morton.

Why would, or Milton, why would you do that? This Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office responded to a man stealing a generator, literally on the street corner. The officials say workers who were in the area gave deputies photos of the suspected thief and his license plate. They arrested him. You can apparently get, so they can elevate the crime against you, the charge, if it's during a state of emergency. I didn't know that. Yeah, so he was charged with grand theft of the third degree during a state emergency. Yeah, why would you do that?

I mean, I know that people get desperate, but I'm just saying. So in Stewart, Florida, a man returned home after three days of sheltering from Hurricane Milton. And he found an alligator legit in his pool.

Oh, wow. So the Emil Vero Beach waiting, awaiting out Milton, and his home wasn't seriously damaged. But when he got to the backyard, that's when he saw the alligator in his pool. And he had to call Florida Fish and Wildlife and they removed it.

I he was trying to figure out how the alligator got in there because there's a tall wooden fence around his whole property. In today's fast paced world, the mental load on families has become significantly heavier, commitments and school related tasks to manage can often feel like juggling is a constant act. Life360 makes it easy to keep track of everybody without the constant back and forth.

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And I've done tons of live to tape stuff. So that's that's how that works. And so that's how they're running it. I don't know how long it's going to be.

But I'm curious to see what kind of questions were asked. So she's they're trying to act like it's a big deal that she's doing it. She didn't want to do this event.

Well, because it's the economic club. What is she? What is she going to speak to? You've heard her talk about economics, right? It's like trying to listen to a drunk bridesmaid at a wedding reception spell bananas in the Gwen Stefani Hollaback song.

It's just this. That makes actually more sense than Kamala Harris talking about the economy. I don't know. I wonder if she's going to be asked about her plagiarism too. And what kind of Glock she owns. I've got a lot of questions that I hope that Bret Baier asks. So we'll see. But yeah, she's Trump is on stage.

They're answering these questions. And in the meantime, Kamala Harris is trying to play the race card so hard. So it's what is it? racially based loans, weed crypto. Almost sounds like a joke, but it's real.

Yeah, it's real. She's trying to do everything she can. Because she's hurting. She's also dragging down the like all of the other down ballot races. I was reading how the Senate race in Wisconsin, for instance, is not going well. Democrats are freaking out about that.

There's a lot of warning signs about this one. So they they said that the Cook political report shifted. It's a toss up just in the past week. And it's Tammy Baldwin's race.

I made mention of this yesterday. And it's a tight race. But the fact that it's that it's narrowed that much is incredibly telling. And all of these states where you have senators that are incumbents, or congressional members that are incumbents, and they should not be struggling this much. That's the effect of the ads on these down ballot races. That's something else.

Very interesting to watch. No, instead, she's, she's, well, it's a bunch of race beating. She's that's kind of what she's been doing this entire time. She's was this when she was on what's his face Martin show? Was that audio soundbite you were playing where she's acting like oh, people assess the home values of of black property owners, you know, regularly. She like gives this anecdotal story and acts like that's the rule not and upon which all of this is done.

It's illegal to actually assess somebody's property value differently because of race. Play that because this is what she's been. Okay, well, she Well, it that's how the race baiting is so bad. That's all they're talking about. And it's not just from her. It's also from her surrogates.

Audio somebody 13. Here's that bald woman from MSNBC. With these claims that Trump is surging with black and Latino voters and leading in every single swing state, according to secret internal polls, despite all the Hitler talk. Yes, this race will be far too close because unfortunately, we do have a fascist groundswell in parts of this country, mainly among white men. Let's be clear, but in small pockets among black and brown men, too. This happens to be a global phenomenon.

As women become more economically independent and see positions of power. Assessed based on race, which actually is illegal, but whatever. And then they ask a white family, that's a friend of theirs, come in, they put up their pictures, and the house gets appraised for more racial bias.

We're taking that on for the first time. Yeah, that's illegal to do, by the way. Yes, you can't that. And that's all like, it just I don't believe her. I don't actually believe her. In fact, one of the notes on this was that there was a court case that was in California, and there was no bias or discrimination that was actually proved. It was just a bad appraisal. And the they they they people who were bringing it to court tried to turn it into a race issue because the appraiser was white. And they tried to make that the issue as a way to get more money in a settlement. And they and in fact, the court determined there was nothing found in this. There was no racial discrimination at all whatsoever. So this is just entire this is nonsense.

I mean, and anybody who's ever done comps on houses, I mean, all those value the assessments on on property value are done by comparing what has sold in the neighborhood recently. It's not like oh, well, this is a, you know, family of color. This is this family or what and and and then that somehow, unless it's meth cane, I will say or ghosts. Oh, yeah, that's a thing. Yeah.

There are your exceptions. Death, meth and ghosts. Death, meth and ghosts. Was someone was there an axe murderer? There was okay, somebody was axe murdered in there gonna affect your property value? Were people cooking up meth in the kitchen? I mean, I would be worried that the house could still blow up that is going to affect your value. Is the house haunted? Because if the house is haunted, then that, you know, could probably possibly affect your I'm just saying, you know, those things, but not the family's racial may shut up, not the family's racial makeup.

So dumb. Why is that the issue? But yet no one's talking about the whole Oh, remember, you were supposed to build all this broadband and help people in rural areas, and you had $42 billion in taxpayer cash.

How many people did you connect? Like, I just feel like if you're going to talk about property, you're going to talk like that would be what you would bring up, right? Isn't that the issue that you would you maybe would bring that up? Am I crazy to think that? No, Dana, you're you're not crazy. Taney, you're not crazy. Our partners at Caltech, the p 15 I was talking to an acquaintance acquaintance of mine a little earlier because they were asking me well, they wanted to get a micro compact pistol, they wanted something that was easy to easy to conceal, easy to carry.

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I mean, literally had one last month it was really gross. But they unearthed the fossilized remains. They think it's the largest of its kind ever found.

It's dubbed the Okay, best Suki and Dicus. Yeah, it stretches 50 feet long. It dwarfs it like modern day. pythons. It is huge.

And they publish this in the journal scientific reports. This is crazy. It's huge. The snake is huge.

27 vertebrae. It's like giant. It's a giant snake. That's all and it thankfully it's fossilized and there's not one around here because that's it is so big. Like it could eat multiple people. They would have to eat multiple like people in order to be full. It could eat an elephant.

wands giving you in the in the simulcast. Like that's how big the snake is. That's a crazy no thanks, no thanks. New York City man who lost an arm and a leg after he was hit by a train wins a $90 million suit against MTA. I mean, it did cost him an arm and a leg.

That's this is I don't even know how someone that's wild. But yeah, he $90 million. He won that suit. It severed one of his legs, his hip joint and most of his arm. The train operator failed to stop for a guy who fell here. The guy was drunk and he fell into the subway tracks and the train ran him over.

So okay, I understand that they have like security and regulations governing that but also when you're drunk and you fall into the train tracks, is there not any kind of responsibility that is on the part of the person who could fall onto the train tracks from being drunk? I mean, I'm just I'm just asking some questions. I just this on that's all I'm saying. A man this is wild developed a cone shaped bulge on his head. Because he break dances too much.

He had to actually on it's a Metro British paper. He had to undergo surgery, because he spent so much time spinning on his head that he developed a break dance bulge. And apparently, I didn't even know this. It's like the cauliflower ear of the breakdance community.

It's not really studied in medicine. But they said that I guess like that can happen if you spin on your head a lot. I don't know. Wow.

Okay. So yeah, it he had to actually get it removed. And it was the head spin hole.

That's what he ended up. That's kind of gross. And I didn't even know that you could get that thing.

But okay, but you can and they said that breakdancers that's not unusual in the breakdancing community to get cone heads because you're spinning on your head. All right. All right. All right.

There you go. This two comets are going to be visible in the night skies this month. None of them are going to hit earth.

You know, we're all sad. None of them are smod but two will be visible. It's the Oort cloud. O O R T the Oort cloud.

It's a spherical shell. And it's invisible but now you're gonna be able to see it because these two comets. So there you go. I want to change it up because there's a Bigfoot apparently in Kentucky. Do you guys hear about this? Chilling video captures Bigfoot Bigfoot noises that literally could be like your you know, your uncle Leroy out there in the bush out there in the brush making making weird noises. A Bigfoot investigator. These I love that these exist, has shared incredible new audio of what he believes are sounds made by the mysterious beast as it roams the woods in Kentucky. For over three decades, Charlie Raymond, of course, he's a Florida native, has meticulously documented nearly 700 sightings of the elusive creatures in his new home state of Kentucky. He has established the Kentucky Bigfoot Research Organization organization after college and the calls have flooded in ever since.

So he's he's been out there and he's been looking. He said in one clip, a loud whooping sound can be heard. Whooping whooping. And he says it's identical to the recordings captured by another dude in the Sierra Nevada mountains. He said it's an exact match and it is not human. These whoops are almost 50 years apart and over 4000 miles away.

Do you hear that Kane? Them whoops. Them whoops are 50 years apart and over 4000 miles away. And he said that because they're I think they're called differently like the Bigfoots Bigfoot.

We need like a AP stylebook entry on this. Like because it's moose is singular plural. You don't say mooses and you don't say meese. I am just curious what the Bigfoot thing is. But he says I don't I believe I don't know I kind of want I want to believe that Bigfoot exists. Because that would explain the behavior of a lot of people.

But also because I love the idea of there being a giant creature that exists out in the wilderness that hates people. So bad that you can't get it. You can't capture it.

You can't find it. And it's it's able to elude all sightings. I mean, think of it. Everybody's got a phone. Everybody's got a video camera.

And there's not literally one credible recording of this thing. I love the idea that it's real. And it hates people so bad and is so good at eluding stupid humans that no one's been able to catch it. There's something that I admire about that.

Teach me your ways. And they said that, like they can knock they can do whistles, hand claps, tree knocks, all this stuff. And I think it's hysterical. They feel like they think that they've deciphered it. Like if they hear a knock out in the woods, and that's like a home knock. That's like one of them knock into the other one. I probably think they could verbalize, you know, it's an you know, they've got like mouths and throats and voice boxes and that I just, you know, feel like they could do that.

But, you know, I don't know, I don't think they could do that. In Kentucky, though. I think it's in Kentucky. I mean, I think that it's probably like in Washington State or something up there, like in the Sierra Nevada, something like that, up in up in the northwest, because isn't that where it's supposed to be? But it could probably be in Kentucky. I wouldn't doubt it.

There's lots of caves and hills up there. Might be one migrating south for the retirement. Maybe it got aggravated because too many pot smoking hippie hikers were getting all up in its business. And so it decided to come to Kentucky. Maybe it decided to do that. That's a possibility. I love that.

I love the idea of one. I've been I mean, I was my cousins and I used to go out in the woods when we were kids back when you could we take BB guns. And we'd like I our parents had no idea where we were.

It's like amazing that the stuff that if you were a kid like in the 80s and 90s the stuff that you were that you could do compared to kids now, right? Like we did everything like we went out and we were gone all day long. It's wild.

But we're all we're all out in the woods. I never saw nothing. I mean, I would see like scraggly coyotes and all that but I never saw really a Bigfoot per se. Never really saw anything like that.

Always wanted to but never did. Anyway, if it's in Kentucky, make sure it's registered to vote like go out and get it. Find its little herd other Bigfoot Bigfoot foot beats feetsies I don't know.

And make sure they're all registered to vote. If Bigfoot could vote. I think I know how Bigfoot would vote because Bigfoot wants to be left alone.

And I think I know how it would vote just same. So they it's just audio recordings. You know what, I don't believe the audio recordings. It could be just this guy in the woods doing this stuff. And he's like, guys, look, I got her got Bigfoot on audio.

I could do that can I could go out my backyard and do that. And be like, okay, I got audio Bigfoot. It exists. Listen to him.

He's home knocking to his sweetie. I don't think so. I don't think the same thing. It's not the same thing. Anyway, I hope it does exist. Really do.