Absurd Truth: Gov't Made Hurricanes

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec.

It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right so first up here because of the Hurricane Milton people could catch fish in the street. It's actually not a bad gig to be able to just like walk out your front porch and go catch fish in the street.

This was in College Park area. Two men caught a large bass on a flooded Orlando Road. Yeah and a dude in a riding mower came cruising down the middle of the street.

I mean this all happened at the same time. Dude was bass fishing in the street and another dude was driving a riding lawnmower. It's like a CNN weather report. No joke right yeah it's like a CNN weather report. And he came like he came cruising through right through the middle of this of the of the scene and they had a news crew there and he didn't have a care in the world and the guy released the bass back in the water and he's like we came out here to fish after the storm he's like you know it's not fun for people whose stuff get ruined he's like you know what are you gonna do right now just you know everything's flooded you're out there trying to you know this is that's all you can do.

Too funny. This bearded Florida man casually joined a women's only poker tournament and he won $5,000 and got away with it. He was the anti-discrimination legislation so they can't ban men from entering into a women's tournament so he ended up defeating the the female lead and took home over $5,000 according to the Las Vegas Review. There's video of it. Some of the some players were putting a bounty on him and they said good luck but not really but yeah he entered into the tournament and he couldn't they couldn't keep him out of it. Yeah he did beat all the women that is correct he beat all of the women. This can you the story have you ever like had a dream and then like you're mad at your spouse or something in your dream and you wake up and it takes a second to realize you're not dreaming and you're like you're mad at them for absolutely nothing so this woman was charged with domestic violence because her okay so she got mad at her husband and attacked him because there was a woman on television they were watching television and the woman on TV reminded her of her husband's former fling it's Coral Springs Police they responded to the call at a resident at a residence and the caller said a verbal argument between the spouses the the couple got they had over apparently the guy had cheated on her with this chick and the some woman on television it resembled the chick that he had cheated on his wife with and the wife got mad attacked the husband and that's what happened yeah and yeah it was bad she threw all kinds of items at him she scratched him bit him I mean he did cheat so but they said that he he actually finally she look he took her to the ground because she wouldn't she wouldn't stop aggravating him and biting him and scratching him so he forcibly took her to the ground held her there and then she tried to complain to the police that she was the victim because he had he had used force on her girl you were scratching and hitting him like what did you think was gonna happen come on so she was arrested and taken after they investigated they're like yeah you're the baddie so they took her to jail Broward County Jail of course like what I guess they hadn't gotten past that I guess they hadn't worked through it two dudes try to rob a construction site during Milton and they deservedly got stuck Oh Winter Garden they tried to take advantage of the state of emergency in Polk County they were at a construction site they were trying to load up on what they thought was gonna be an easy steal and now if they got stuck they actually got stuck in Polk County Sheriff's arrived and they took them to Polk County Jail hi I'm Lillian an English major at Hillsdale College here's Hillsdale president dr. Larry Arnn with a Constitution minute America's founders believed in a separation of church and state in that the country was not to have an official religion or an official sect but that did not mean that government was to be hostile to religion or even indifferent to religion as many today argue in fact America's founding document the Declaration of Independence includes both a reference to God as the author of the laws of nature and a confident assertion that human beings are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights far from being hostile or indifferent to religion America's founders understood the theology of the Declaration to be an essential part of the education of citizens to learn more and get a free pocket Constitution visit Constitution minute calm this Constitution minute was furnished by Hillsdale College I made Kane mad on break he's like oh he's so mad right now you always exaggerate it's like when I say not all people are innocent you always say I say it's not my problem you don't like old people that's a whole different topic you always exaggerate my point he's so mad right now like fuming we had this huge we just had this huge debate off off air first off welcome back Dana lash with you or at the bottom of the second hour because I have not wanted to talk about it because I think it's dumb I'm gonna be honest let me set it up like this first off you know when when people say that they don't trust their government I get it a lot of people have no reason to trust I mean in fact it's like a part of our American DNA it's the whole reason why we're not a direct democracy and why we have a republic a constitutional republic because it empowers the people against the government and you're supposed to have a healthy suspicion of it right I get it I also probably get it more than the average bear because I've been targeted by my government and I've been harassed by my government and I have I've been put upon and besieged by my government I've been called a domestic terrorist by literal sitting members of government simply because I support natural enumerated rights like you know your right of self-defense Second Amendment so I get it like I said a little bit more than the average bear about distrust for government I always have joked over the years I'm like two steps above anarchy I believe in a constitutional republic article one section eight nothing more everything else is noise and I said this even before the Tea Party when I helped to found the second Tea Party going around the country getting at the vote etc I mean I I've seen it I've experienced it I've been through it all that said no I do not believe the federal government is driving hurricanes into Florida to kill people before an election I don't believe that now do I think that there exist things you know patents for different weather applications for the lack of a better way to put it absolutely but the existence of a patent doesn't mean that the technology or the thing exists I mean that's you know IP 101 but I say that because I know that some people and I am friends with individuals that are on a scale of yeah maybe they're the you can see clouds to they're driving hurricanes into Florida like that that's a pretty big scale I have friends all over it on that scale and I listen to them and I'm like okay wait a minute hold up I mean we struggle to make even clouds full of rain rain right now so what makes you think we're gonna be able to like control like an entire I have had a friend that told that Bill honestly believes and has told me that the federal government is literally controlling the hurricanes and that's why there's so many more hurricanes and they're whipping them up in the water out there and they're like driving them towards Florida I am NOT kidding you I don't want to name any names and I love this individual I don't dislike them and I'm not making fun of them I just think they're so wrong and I told my friend I said I go what strikes me is that this is like the rights version of climate change in a way like to this extent and Cain totally disagrees with me and so he's like you don't believe in ionic whatever drones with copper wires in the sky do you know and he got so mad at me during break because Cain's one of them he's I am only stating no you're not you're pretending to triangulate you're doing it what you're doing is you're trying to assign something that I'm doing which is not what's happening that's what you're doing if you needed to be clear but what I'm doing is just telling you the scientific data that actually shows the electric field in the ionosphere if you looked up the actual usage of like say harp for example do you understand what harp does and how it affects atmospheric energies yes but I'm talking about you don't whipping up hurricanes this is a minute of Florida right I know you want to take the absurd I'm not taking them sorry this is what people I've had people very good people very smart people try to argue this with me so somehow I'm furious with you when I can't get a word in edgewise and that weird I just wanted to make sure that you were accurately representing my position King what I was isn't that what you like you take the absurd and you're like purple purple whales at this guy that's stupid no one said that like yeah no but no I'm not I'm giving an example you went to the absurd and you then decided to be absurd you do that people are driving hurricanes to the country yeah that's okay okay that's all I'm saying that's all I'm saying and that is literally all I'm saying so why are you so mad exactly what I was saying because you kept acting like it wasn't what I was saying that's why well now we're trying to assign what I was saying like I said something differently than what I said that's what I was oh man oh man I because I see people who I mean there's been a like a lot of you know discussion I was telling my friend this my friends like you don't think that we have you know it's 2024 and our government's like a hundred years ahead of us in technology and I'm like I actually don't believe that I mean the same government look I I can't also entertain the idea that our government is supremely incompetent and then also is like the light years ahead of with all this tech does that make sense like I can't reconcile that that's why I don't necessarily believe it look how many things they absolutely fubar up and like five years ago if you were to tell me you know what dude vaccines are horrible actually for you I would have been like that's crazy with vaccines are credited with saving thousands upon hundreds of five years ago okay I would have said a couple of them yeah I would have yeah maybe but you wouldn't have been questioned the entire big pharma that we see today and the behemoth that we now know that it is I know I'm just saying that five years ago it wouldn't have been as severe as post-covid you never said a damn thing about the big pharma before kovat give me a break you can't prove it either that's okay but it was like it's like about putting all the kids like on ADHD meds and all this stuff and like yeah that's once and it's like that talking about that Excel I've totally written about it yeah so that went deeper it wasn't just oh we got a treat ADHD it was oh damn these but I will say that seems could be a little distinction there though because the vaccines it that that you're talking about and I questioned like we all question the Gardasil and all this other stuff but even okay let's just let's establish that whether or not you agree or support all of the shots that the ones that were there have been out there for a long time right yeah when I was a kid there were nine like maybe nine you had to take when I was a kid in the 70s so they've been out there for a while the coronavirus one is legit like brand new for sure but no studies no law no adverse nothing established on it so a lot of the people were pointing out like that's we don't want to do that because there's nothing we have no information about it and then you would have people in the media why do you hate the whole vaccines because people were saying that one's new there's no studies on any adverse reaction there's no long-term nothing they it's not been around as long as these others yeah and they were unfairly characterized that prompted us to look into what's in these other vaccines possibly because we've seen an uptick since the 70s and 80s on these things you just mentioned like ADHD autism stuff like that so we wanted to look and see and the common denominator in these vaccines even the old and trusted ones like you said use as a use as a preservative thimerosal which is mercury and if you can explain to me why they allow you to inject three times the amount of mercury in your veins but won't allow it in a can of cigarettes are safe cane FDA says so really is there cigarettes in the vaccine because that's what I'm talking about government will say weird things right certain things are safe when I get saying there they've been using for decades mercury as a preservative in these vaccines and that heavy metal is what's been causing a lot of these other issues the vaccines themselves if they were just like the old school like you talked about which is just a dead virus to help your body kind of yes that's not what's happening hurricane and that's not what's been happening since the 70s yes yes I look at all your sin over there like I can tell he sits up straight a certain way he has his arms a certain way I can totally tell I have to move to the mic but I I do think that with some of this stuff we got it we got to be a little careful some of the folks out there need to be a little careful look I said I you know I get it you don't need to convince me I've been called a domestic terrorist by my government I've been completely harassed by my government before just simply for supporting enumerated rights I understand totally but I also don't think that our government is both completely incompetent and they can't fund hurricane disaster relief but also have all the technology to literally drive hurricanes towards Florida and other Republican areas I just don't believe that the two things can coexist I don't believe it so we gotta like gotta pick one but the other thing too is the media has been seizing on this I think as a way they've written more about this than they have about the disaster that is FEMA and my other reason for cautioning people about it is the anytime that anything is given as a tool of distraction the left and the media will seize upon it and they will focus entirely on that so that so and they will ignore the other issue because look at it the bigger issue is what with you all of these tax dollars people have paid into the government federal government federal taxes and then they turn around when people need that return on the investment of their tax dollars where is it well it's gone to illegal immigrants and then they try to argue well no it hasn't but yes it has because you guys have said yourselves I mean this spending is literally on the government website it's over at DHS which is where FEMA is under by the way the head of DHS how have you guys saw this Alejandro Mayorkas he's been he was out shopping recently and he also went to go eat some enjoy some sushi he spent he went to North Carolina he spent under six hours there and then he left to go to Nobu to get sushi which is like a fancy sushi place Nobu and he spent less than six hours visiting the hurricane hit areas of North Carolina then ran back to DC and had some very expensive sushi and he probably spent more time at Nobu and then he's probably spent more time shopping and eating sushi than he did actually in the hurricane hit areas and he was he left the establishment he had a little take-home bag too when he left he have a little doggy bag came he looked no boo doggy bag this guy does not understand optics I DHS is a joke they did he does not understand optics at all a man not nobody in this administration does you have Joe Biden on the beach when the hurricane's hitting the first one and then you have Kamala Harris sitting for vogue on October 7th while she's also simultaneously trying to attack Florida I mean you see the mess that this is this is such a mess none of these people have any self-awareness say it what you said say it I bet Mayorkas on the eats California yes too it's all it is that's the sushi that's sushi I'll just have the California wall I bet he does I bet that's all he does I bet you're right although he does look like a cold fish Denny extra avocado everybody everybody's singing I wish they all could eat California roll yep our partners over at Caltech p15 they've made it through there they've made it through the hurricane the inventors of the micro compact pistol category Caltech the p15 lightest thinnest 9 millimeter on 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go over with you this is some latest stuff a bank TD Bank was fined three billion dollars for failing to monitor money laundering from fentanyl terrorism and human trafficking I would just think that all of those are crimes anyway so you're just not what you're you're you're not monitoring the money laundered for crime it's all crime you they said that from fentanyl to narcotics trafficking terrorists financing and human trafficking their chronic fails provided blah blah blah don't care because none of us are affected by this are we are we affected by those I don't give a rat's ass let's see hackers now this is interesting because I saw this yesterday you guys know the way back machine yeah everybody knows that because that's how we always get our receipts right because whenever Democrats try to scrub stuff whenever they try to hide things hackers claimed a catastrophic internet archive attack and of course it was a bunch of pro-hamas goat lovers the hacktivist movement has launched a cat they had it was a pro-hamas hacktivist movement that decided to launch a catastrophic cyber attack revealing the details of 31 million people compromising their email addresses screen names it was in count on X that claimed responsibility and of course it had to do with Hamas blah blah blah and the wayback machine is was inaccessible on and off so that's I've never heard that happening now with the wayback machine that's that's the Internet's archive if you don't know what that means like they take screenshots they've like screenshots of like every web page ever provided that there was like something that trolled it you know when when on a particular date for something that you're looking for specifically so that was interesting these market watch is trying to say groceries are more affordable and I'm pretty sure that this was written by some platinum extension Karen who sits in a New York Fifth Avenue office and only has like people bring her groceries from instacart pretty sure she has no idea what's happening because I mean I've literally noticed this I've noticed in fact I've noticed several the recipes that I make and it's not that they're bougie it's like two and a half almost three times more than what it was like I I to and and look when you grow up poor in in a rural part of the country as I have done unlike Kamala Harris who is literally a privileged princess who doesn't know what struggle or middle classes when you've grown up in that area and you've come from nothing and you've learned how to make the most with food and recipes and everything else you really pay attention to this stuff and you don't go out and get like the bougiest things right you still have that mentality I mean this is so this I've noticed this for me for basic brand off-brand stuff it's like two and a half to three times more so this idea that they're trying to sell us that it has an increase step off meet the business end of a broom in an unflattering way because that's a complete lie it's an absolute lie and everybody knows it we all know it you guys know you know how much your pain what do they try this aggravates me they try to lie it lie about like this let's see and Marshawn Lynch is hinting at a run for Oakland mayor hmm interesting Marshawn Lynch mayor Lynch former Super Bowl champ he thinks he's looking at mayor look at that welcome back to the program Dana Lash here with you at the bottom of this first hour I'm gonna apologize in advance what I'm about to do to y'all I had to watch this nope don't you dare get sit down sit down I see you getting ready to get up off of your desk like I'm just gonna go ahead and duck I sit down you coffee can wait you're gonna listen you're gonna watch this because this is horrible so we know that Harris has the Harris hairy walls campaign they've been trying to buy influencers they've been putting these ads out on tik-tok all this other stuff I think I've seen it I think guys I found the worst ad of the political cycle I think I found it it's um well we're gonna play it for you and then we're going to dissect because it's a bunch of dudes that you know they're very it's very important they're trying to get the men's vote the dudes vote the dude bros vote and well this is the ad they think is gonna do that trick I need you to watch this it's something I'm a man I'm a man I'm a man man and I'm man enough I'm man enough to enjoy a barrel-proof bourbon neat man enough to cook my steak rare man enough to deadlift 500 then break that on my daughter's hair you think I'm afraid to rebuild a carburetor I eat carburetors with breakfast I ain't afraid of bears that's what beer hugs are for I'll tell you another thing I sure I'm not afraid of women I'm not afraid of women I'm not afraid of women they want to control their bodies I say go for it they want to use IVF to start a family I'm not afraid of families they want to be childless cat ladies have all the cats you want woman wants to be president well I hope she has the guts to look me right in the eye and accept my full-throated endorsement because I'm man enough to support that's right but man enough to know what kind of donuts I like man enough to admit I'm lost even when I refuse to ask for directions man enough to not ban young women from reading little one or one of those pants books that the sisters like I'm man enough to raw dog a flight it sucked not worth it I'm man enough to be emotional my wife for my kids front of my horse that's how I'm man enough to tell you that I cry at love actually goodwill hunting West Side Story that and brother I'm sick of so-called men domineering belittling and controlling women just so they can feel more powerful that's not how my mama raised me I love women I love women who support their families women who decide not to have families women who take charge and I'm man enough to help them win Wow Wow so where to start with this one kids so if we can do one I'm sorry to put this upon you poor one if we can do a side-by-side we're just gonna pause and go through these gents because these all were this is a real ad this is I when I first saw it if I had not been told and I had not known that it was a real ad I would think that it was fake right I would think that it was a fake ad let's look at this guy right here Twiggy McTwig stick so my grandfather was a rancher and my grandfather was muscly he was a hundred percent muscle he was shredded wheat this guy well his shirts blocking his arm but he looks like you know have you ever heard like oh well I guess they skipped leg day he skipped all of it day forever and he's sitting there and he goes in my horse and he noted and he looks at the horse and the horse is out of frame and that you can hear the horse like you know kind of breathe that's not his horse this guy looks totally uncomfortable standing there and why is he so me why is he so bitchy why is he so he this guy's mad this guy's a puppy kicker you know he is then we have the can we get the guy who eats carburetors for breakfast real quick I think I mean I don't know stop at this guy oh no wait go back go back go back let's go to this Queen on the truck oh no this guy who what men men out there who among you sits like this who among you sits like this I do when I have a pain in that upper thigh area on the right no you don't you know if I'm shut up I have little you don't sit like you can't even see it my little cramp one doesn't sit like this like oh this is like a pageant pose I'll be like oh my cramp he looks like an Arrested Development character he's Buster this is Buster from Arrested Development I like women I'm sure you do Francis I'm sure you do yes I have a deep-throated support of women he actually said that phrase are they trolling us at this point language are they trolling us at this point and then at one point I kid you not I'm not afraid of bears he said that he says it I bet you aren't either slick oh my gosh who I mean the fact that he's this pose this pageant pose on the edge of the truck like this man alive I nobody believes you can't they can't even define women but nobody believes this dude but came for real this like I said I mean if I had a cramp on my right upper thigh that's how it or if you were gay I was holding you'd sit like this I'd be like wow my cramp is really in fact there are gay men I know who don't even sit like this that's nobody sits like this if you have a penis you don't sit like this okay let's go to the carburetor dude well we got we got this guy who I guess he's channeling DMX then we got this guy are you carburetors for breakfast it made me think a happy Gilmore when you had that one dude he's like I eat pieces of blank like you for breakfast and happy Gilmore's like you eat pieces of blank for breakfast what's wrong with you this guy I carburetors for breakfast wrong type of carb lunchbox that's not what we're talking about okay wrong type of carb oh my gosh and then we got who's the guy who looks like they pulled him out from under a bridge he looks like he would sell bridged in him to Frank and always sunny in Philadelphia got the Queen we got this guy who's I don't know oh here we are if we can get a wider shot of him one and I don't care if you roll it on the side there so this guy I want you to notice his shirt the first thing I noticed aside from the fact that this guy was working on a BM he was working on a BMW is uh he has a super clean brand-new what workbench looks like it had never been used and his sleeves look professionally distressed and if we can't get a wider shot of him you'll notice something really interesting about his arms because his arms in his you know that he has in this professionally distressed shirt his arms well there's a raging farmer's tan that he has one's pulling it up I don't care if it's side-by-side one we can let the people see how the sausage is made it's alright they like looking at these fools it's okay this this guy has the craziest farmer's tan ever when you wear button-down shirts and you rip the sleeves off of them look at his farmer's tan this man does not wear a shirt like that often Cain does he no he does not I want to and we can put this side by side okay yes keep it out there this dude the raging farmer's tan mr. does not used to wearing these shirts and it's professionally just look how clean and pressed it is look how press that shirt is y'all know this man does not dress like this this man is like a mall Santa and he goes home to his house in the valley you know after a long day this man is not and and where he's not working on a Harley he's not working on an Indian and then a BMW or a little yeah yeah isn't it okay well who among you with your sleeves ripped off has one of them I mean I I we're bikers in my family none of them they all it's all Harley or Indian that's all it is and can we note one of the things that I've noticed a lot of you out there all of the men immediately we're talking about his quote clean pine workbench an inordinate amount of you we're very upset with us look at that look how clean that pine I mean it is like freshly fall it's like freshly shorn pine whatever you want to call it felled freshly felled pine freshly milled and this guy his farmer's tan he's not used to that shirt he's working on a bougie bike look at all the tools in that the back I don't know who who keeps their garage at clean psychos and then the clean pine workbench this dude this cat right here none of these people are real and by the way I also thought that they couldn't define what a woman is oh but man this ad is unbelievable it is unbelievable I'm not afraid of women you can't even define them yeah yeah that's that's no I'm not afraid of bears I bet slick but they can't define what women are they actually thought this is gonna work they put this ad out because they're trying to go for dudes I don't know any dude who would look at this and I'd see themselves the guy at the Fen this this lunchbox what did he say I like a good whatever shut up nobody cares the only guy who's somewhat believable is the guy on the workbench because he's got or the the the bench because he's got muscles this dude this is the only dude that's somewhat believable because he actually looks like his body type matches the activity in which he is pictured but I also don't believe that that's his garage because nobody has a garage at clean unless they're psychos nobody I don't believe you so I am just shocked just shocked at this because it's so bad the whole premise is based on assuming men are scared of women like nobody's get all these virgins nobody's going to relate all of them even that old man all of them know what's gonna relate to this unfortunately excuse for the Kamala campaign yeah I mean the guy in the truck though who's posing like I mean this pageant he might have a cramp I'm just saying this could have a cramp he doesn't have a cramp he's set like that the whole ad pain the whole ad he sits like this he looks nervous he looks like he's like a customer of Matthew Shepard he's all tweaked out on meth that's what he looks like could we have a bullet wound right there he's just holding pressure on it I've got theories it's probably because he's gay actually again I will say I don't know gay dudes who sit like this and who are sloppy like that look at his shirt how sloppy it is he's got moves I mean don't wear a fitted shirt like that dude or like at least wear a little a hat shield you know if you're gonna only the ladies are gonna understand that reference and that's all right I but this is the ad they came out with because they're trying to they're trying to get the gents they're trying to get them in and it's all as Cain said based upon this premise that that men are scared of women and that's why they're not voting for Kamala Harris it can't be that she's completely inadequate as a candidate it can't believe that she's completely unaccomplished no it has to be because men are afraid of her now when you consider that logic mull over the inherent sexism of it oh no it's not because of any shortcomings on her side the deficiency is on their side because they're men so they're being judged as being afraid because they're men which is by itself sexist so who's the real sexist here where is the real sexism I mean just because I think that you're a raging Karen and that you shouldn't be in charge of a household much less the United States government it doesn't mean that I dislike you I'm a woman I dislike Kamala Harris for the exact same reason that most dudes do because she is completely unaccomplished and annoying it's not because I don't like my own sex it's because I don't like it when someone who is unaccomplished and is a ladder climber and wants the job title without the work nobody likes that we're scared of her incompetence we're scared of how she might mark us all in a third world war we're scared of her tank in the economy but we're not scared of her because she's got a vagina thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast if you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts