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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. on a jukebox. And this dude ended up getting shot. So a Florida Man was shot dead after he got into a dispute over a jukebox song. And it was at a Mexican restaurant.
And I love how they're like, it turned violent. It was in Fort Lauderdale early Monday morning. It was an argument over a jukebox song. And the dispute began at this restaurant when one man began commenting on another person's music selection.
Of course, according to authorities, said Maro Bonilla. He said to WSVN TV, quote, I heard there was two guys and they got into an argument, because he sounds like he's from Jersey, because one of them played a song on the jukebox and the other guy was kind of ticked off. And he goes, the guy who got insulted pulled his weapon and started shooting the other guy.
They actually wrote it phonetically as he said it. They so the guy drew his weapon first and the other so one of them played a song on the machine and the other guy was mad and said, you're not a real Mexican if you play that music, is what he said, which then made me stop and go, Well, how can what is not real Mexican then? Like if if he played what did he play that he got accused of not being a real Mexican? Yeah, like Cain, you're white adjacent. So it's true. You know, like what what would somebody play in a Mexican restaurant that would make you go that's you're not a real Mexican. How does that work? I don't know anything but Despacito.
Don't have Joe Biden go there. Anyway, the guy was shot and killed was a 54 year old. The other guy was taken into custody. And man, they had just out of all the stories, a Florida man wearing an ankle monitor tried kidnapping, attempted kidnapping in a Walmart parking lot, spotted when legs were flailing out the truck. According to the affidavit, the Juan Marcos Perez, he tried to kidnap a woman in Orlando, and he had an ankle monitor on. And it was 4.30pm Monday, and he tried to put her in the trunk of the car. And he was threatening to kill her. And witnesses said that she watched. She turned and looked as the victim's legs were flailing out of the trunk. They did get him they saved the woman and they got her he's going to court now.
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It's the p 15. Tell them Dana sent you. Welcome back to the program. Dana lash with you. Do you guys? What's your favorite can? What's your favorite book of the Bible?
Man? That's a tough one because I do like Psalms. You go back to that one a lot for Psalms.
Yeah, peace. Psalms. So I think it'd be Psalms.
There's a lot of books there and a lot of things to pull from. I'm partial to Ephesians. But what about those ecclesiastics? Huh?
You know, the book about the ecclesiastic people. Oh, wait a minute. That's just I apparently that's what Kamala Harris that she thinks that that's Old Testament Scripture.
I'm not kidding audio soundbite one. You know, there's a time for patience. And there's a timeframe patience. That's not an ecclesiastics but swap script for a minute mayor. The ecclesiastics you know, remember when they got?
I feel like I say this a lot. Do you remember when? Do you remember when they got mad at Trump? For What did he say? Two Corinthians? Yeah. Is that what he said? It's not one but two Corinthians. Something like that.
Right? Or second Timothy said he said to Timothy. Was it? Was it that it was one of them? I don't remember it was one of them.
Oh, my gosh. And the left the left was Can you believe Trump doesn't know this biblical book? Did he doesn't know this book of the Bible?
Can you believe it? And they just lost their minds. What about the ecclesiastic people?
I mean, that's, it's, it's goofy, right? And it just goes to show you that she has, you know, the ecclesiastics. That's actually sounds like a great theological punk band name. Where they take, it's like they take the book of Psalms, and they turn it into punk songs.
And their first album is called punk Psalms. Oh, we're just writing it right here and there. That'd be great. The last letter is an X. That's right.
It can't be a CS. That's right. Yeah.
Ecclesiastics. That's right. Oh, my gosh, that actually would be how is that not a punk band? That actually would be really great. I can see them opening up. I can see them playing like the Vatican, you know, you like go out there and see Peter, we're the ecclesiastics forever.
I can see it, man. I would totally go to that show. Would you go that show? It's just all Psalms punk style. That actually, I want to do it. I mean, I know enough power chords, and I can play rhythm guitar poorly enough that I could be a punk.
I could be a punk guitarist. I can do it. And the next book in the Bible song of Solomon, right? So that's the second album. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah.
Follow up. And then in the style of paranoid Android, just have a character just have a song called Solomon. Ecclesiastics sounds great, doesn't it? It's a great that's a great idea.
I can't believe no one's done that yet. So she actually she didn't come up with that idea. But anyway, it's like that band pentonics or what was the pentatonix? I liked them for like five seconds. And I was like, Okay, I'm done with it. I can only take so much, you know, like, there's certain types of music. That for five seconds.
I'm like, this is the greatest. And then it's too much revisit during the holidays. Really? I don't like I don't know. It's usually in playlists.
And it pops up. I don't like it here and there. I mean, I don't not I don't dislike it. I just it's not my jam. I like the old crew.
It's not my jam, but I'll run across it during the holidays. When we were when I was a little kid. I have no idea how we got on the subject when I was a little kid. My mom would she they would put her and my stepdad would have he because he was he had a record player. He was one of those people. He was a vinyl is a vinyl person. And he would play all kinds of like old Christmas music on these albums, these vinyl albums. And so and we and that's how you decorate the tree and all that stuff. And so now I have to have that music around Christmas. And I mean, sticks.
Yeah, the cool, like, like a really fast draw. Oh my gosh, like I'm already like imagining it in my head and guess and you wouldn't have to pay royalties because it's kind of like considered American Standard, right? Dude, for reals. I can't believe that hasn't been done.
trademark copyright. I'm gonna work on that right now. I'm saying I've got guitars. I mean, I can play, you know, I can make it at least one part of it happen. I could play drums poorly enough where I could put those tracks down.
Can't play bass to save my life unless it's like you know, three, three chords. That's about it. But there you go. I Where are we going?
That's okay. You guys would buy that album. I feel like I feel like you would. Can you imagine? Oh my gosh. And you could.
Oh, I'm just I need to stop because I'm like going on and on and on. Can we just like do air guitar and like we're coming up with a little Metallica. We're in a very musical mood right now. It's Thursday. We're coming in towards the end of the week. And also we we were playing on Kamala Harris's Blunder.
And I had an idea for a theological punk band that covers Psalms. Right. And so Kane ran it through AI. And it's actually is not bad. Give it a got it. We got it. Yeah, we can totally play it. This is our Oh, you're playing it.
Okay. Wait, wait. I mean, it's AI. Actually, it's actually not bad. It's actually not bad.
I'm in pride and thinking I could do I didn't either. I really wanted to hate it. I wanted to hate it so bad. I was always prejudiced against it.
I am I am technologically prejudiced. And so I was already prejudiced against it. And it actually is not bad. It's actually pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie. That's a apparently AI improves itself. Like when you you sort of edit the type of style. Like remember, we had first iterations of these songs, and they were more like, like Irish punk sort of dropped. Yeah, it was like, it was like you had a bunch of people in an Irish pub who decided to set down their Guinness and then knock out a banger. That's what it you know, and then this I'm like that then it sort of morphed into what we're hearing now. And I think there's even more generations sounded almost it got into shanty territory.
It did just a wee bit. The ecclesiastics I like I would see them. I would go to a dive bar where there's probably not doors on the stalls in the women's room. I would go there and watch that band. Yeah, so I mean, we could do it. We I mean, we were talking about how I mean, I play instruments. I can play rhythm guitar poorly. I can play drums. I could, you know, knock out something crude and, you know, you know, like, like a opening act at a dive bar. I could do that.
But you know, we ran it through AI for the purpose of time. And it's actually not bad. Not bad. Not bad at all.
I've heard worse. I mean, and I love it even more because it's ours. So I don't know, I feel like, yeah, that's that's what I I love it. I can you play it again?
We played again, please. I really like this song. The ecclesiastics are theological punk band.
Can they just say things like these in a punkish context? It's cooler. It's actually not bad. It's not bad. It's a little bit a little bit upbeat for me. But oh, it's so good.
Dude, I would so I would so see them. It's a jam, man. That's a jam.
Hey, Steve. So does that slap? It does sound like a sea shanty a little bit, though. See? Yeah, it did.
It is a little sea shanty-ish. Although when we talk about ecclesiastics, I thought it sounded that sounded like somebody you majored in college, you know? Well, I mean, yes and no. But but so Kamala Harris, can we play her thing or her thing real quick? It's real short. She was trying I don't know what she was trying to say ecclesiastes and she got the name of the she got the book wrong. Listen.
For impatience. That's not an ecclesiastics but but ecclesiastics. She knows that Kamala Harris just referenced our punk band. That's right. So yeah, thanks, Kamala.
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Don't get shot. Everything you said was false. Maybe is it is it fake news? Or is it not? Nobody knows. Do they? Yeah, the State Court of Appeals. So he's taking it all the way up.
Go Paxton. Also, Colorado tops the United States in cocaine use again. And honestly, if I had to live next to some of the dirty hippies that are now like all throughout Colorado with their pot shops, I probably have to use cocaine to marks the second time in three years that Colorado tops the country in admitted cocaine use. People are just like, Yeah, we're on a cocaine. So it makes sense of Venezuelan gangs and everything in there. Yeah. Six people are hurt in an explosion from an intentionally set IED as opposed to an accidentally set IED at a Santa Monica courthouse in California.
You know, you don't accidentally set your IEDs. The man and this is just the headline over at ABC News, the story that was probably headlined by the editor, but it took three people to write 500 words. The explosion was around 848am Wednesday at the Santa Maria courthouse in Santa Barbara. And it was a small I mean, they they said it was an explosion. That's why they got such crazy security of courthouses. Let's see China test fires an intercontinental ballistic missile into the Pacific Ocean.
I'm sure they meant for it to go into the atmosphere, but it probably just straight the hell up just shot into the water. Because it's China. Also, Nancy Pelosi's husband in what I'm sure is just a total coincidence, sold more than $500,000 worth of visa stock just weeks before the Department of Justice's antitrust lawsuit. You know, it's just he's got very good instincts.
And I'm sure he doesn't trade on his wife's insider knowledge at all whatsoever. You know, the guy who was assaulted in his underwear by another guy who I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Was it his boyfriend?
I don't know. But he was a BLM Marxist progressive. Antitrust cops also alleged that visa was forcing financial tech firms to work with it by threatening to penalize people who don't like Democrats. Andrew Cuomo is looking at his comeback.
So who do you want as mayor of New York City? A guy that maybe what is it considered a bribe? Or was it treatment? I don't know. Do I care?
Maybe, maybe not. But would you rather have that guy in office that took some money from Turkey or the guy who killed all your grandparents? With his policies? I don't I mean, literally killed him. He took his policies faster than he did in the past.
And stabbed your grandparents in the chest like they were not for our twos. So I don't know, like, who do you want in office? Andrew Cuomo? Or do you want Eric Adams, the guy who helped create all the problems that New York is dealing with now? Or Eric Adams, who seems like a less annoying of a Marxist, not maybe all the way a Marxist, willing to say some stuff about illegal immigration. Did he take money from Turkey? Yeah, I the only thing the only difference with Eric Adams is that he's a racist. The only thing the only difference with Eric Adams and all the other New York Democrats is Eric Adams is dumb enough to get caught. That's literally the only thing because all these cats have taken this kind of they've taken upgrades. They've taken free trips. They've taken hotel stays literally every single one of them.
He just got caught. That's the reality of it in the spirit of punk bands. Have you ever heard of a suicide have suicide pod?
It's not a punk band, actually. It's a way to die. Like an actual way to die. This is, I think these things are terrifying. So the BBC, the British Broadcasting Company has a story of how police in Switzerland made multiple arrests after a woman reportedly ended her life using a so called suicide pod, which almost sounds like an NxS song.
But that's blonde. It's apparently the first case of its kind. Okay, so here's where it gets super weird for me. I am fascinated by this story.
And here's why. When you think of suicide pod and like going to Merck yourself in a pod. I just think that I'm going into this like matrix type of environment where they have got them all lined up and you go lay and you press a button and it like squirts gas in there. So this lady, she apparently had, like, I guess, a degenerative disease or something like that. And she had been sick for a long time. And I know I'm not in support of euthanasia, she had been sick for a long time. And the, I guess she wanted to go into the suicide pod. So she's 64 years old.
She uses she's an American woman. And so she goes to this place out in the woods. In northern Switzerland. So instead of going into this like matrix type environment, she's literally out into the woods, they had this pod out in the forest. And the maker of the Sarco suicide pod. They said that they wanted her to go under a canopy of trees. It was it's designed to allow a person inside to push a button that injects nitrogen gas into the sealed chamber, and then they fall asleep and then suffocate to death in a matter of minutes.
So and if you thought if you wanted to know if the guy who made it looks nuts, he does he the guy who invented it is, you know, it looks nuts. So she's out, you know, in the woods in Switzerland, in the space pod, and they put it out in the woods. So she gets in to the space pod or the the suicide pod. And they said she pressed the button almost immediately. And it took like five minutes. And they said that, you know, they could see her, she they could tell when she went unconscious and our muscles were twitching. And then that said the police showed up and they found a woman's body in the pot.
So I got a lot of questions also now to like, did they leave her there? Like, how did that work? I mean, don't you get it out? And and also, I know this is this is how my mind works.
Please don't judge me. But you know what the first thing I thought of when I saw it, there was a picture of it online. And like, it's, you know, showed it open and it showed the guy who invented it. Getting into it.
It does actually look like it looks like an old tanning bed. Yes. But when you get in there, just saying not that I support it or ever would.
You have to know that it's been used before. Is that weird? Yeah, but it's weird, though, right? Yeah, I guess I mean, it's weird that you're going into a pod to die. But I think the mindset of people who are wanting to do this, their least concern, they're the concern at the bottom of their list of concerns would be that someone else died there, because I would be like, did someone crack their pants in here? Like, did they mess themselves in here? Like, you know, because they're like, when the body goes, you lose control of those functions, right?
True. So it's like, Oh, was it icky? Like, who had to clean that up?
Did they clean it up? Because can you you're in the pod and you're pressing the button? Not that I would ever do this or suggest that you do this. It's horrible. But what if you notice like some gunk in it? Like, they didn't get the spot and then you're dead. That sucks. That's a horrible way to go.
I don't think people are gonna be concerned with that. I'm getting in there to die. The fact that it might have a little gunk in there is probably getting into like a nasty, like hobo pod. That's gross.
So I mean, yes, you're getting in the pod to mark yourself. But shouldn't it be a clean going? You know, it's so weird. I mean, I feel bad for the lady who thought she had no other choice and it and they and they said that they put it out in the woods so she could look at the trees in the sky.
Or because it's easier to hose it off. I don't know. Just Oh, man, it's so weird.
She she cashed out her life savings and flew to Switzerland to do this. And I don't know. And it's, it's weird. This whole thing is weird. And now there's like accusations towards the group.
Of course, it's called the last resort. Who they said that they are that they wanted to they spent her money and wanted it to be. They told her she would need it after she was dead. And they said that her family saying that they took advantage of her.
That would that's one of the accusations. But the the the this is just all so weird. It's just so weird. And they said that when you get in it, it it has a little voice that that says, quote, if you want to die, press this button. Yeah.
Agence France press got to look at it. And that's what it says. If you want to die, press this button. Is there another button that you just last minute decided you want to live that you press? Is the cleanliness not up to your standard press this button? Is the lid locked until you decide to die?
Or is it? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I guess it seals you up in there. Oh, it's just so weird. Like you. I don't know.
But it does also sound like a punk band. Suicide pod opening for the ecclesiastics. One disapproves of the other. Hmm.
I don't know. Steve says it looks like a bad transformer emphasis on trans. It does look like a bad like 70s transformer. You know, it looks like a pager a giant pager that's out of the woods. Right? A giant flip phone.
Be careful because if it's from Taiwan and Israeli company out there, it could be something else. It could blow up. Just saying.
Just saying. I've got I just I am fascinated by this thing. But that's what it says to you. Like when you get in like press this button if you want to die. It's a 3d printed capsule.
And you get in it, you press the button. And that's it. That's horrible.
That's just so bad. I mean, and this woman was 60. She's young.
You're telling me she couldn't get any other, you know. I don't know. I it's just the whole thing. It's weird to me. But the they're trying to call it the Tesla of euthanasia. What a disregard for life. This is like mass produced life ending.
This is horrible. And it's out of Switzerland. Can I also say, you know, and I love the Swiss. But man, this is some pretty weird Nordic ideas up there.
Let's just create a pod that will make you like that in minutes. And then they'll have a whole line of them up. It's weird.
Although like some of the best horror movies come from up. Just saying, I was reading to like, they don't say how they dispose of the body. Do they? No. But so does it like open the lid and hope for wolves? They open the lid and they do hope for wolves. Okay, no.
I mean, I I don't know if all of them are like out in nature. But I just I'm I'm a little curious because it looks like it could lean up and just dump you out. What if it does that? What if it like trebuchets your dead body out of the pod? Well, look, if you're Merkin yourself in a pod, let's just drop all pretense of you know, taste here. You're you're Merkin yourself in a pod. Nobody should know what you're doing.
You should be offended if I'm like, does it trebuchet your dead carcass out of it? I mean, it's it's all horrible. Would it surprise you to find out there are people lined up to do this? That there is a line that makes me sad that there are people that are lined up. There's a waiting list.
Are you serious? 120 people apparently. There are some 120 applicants hoping to use the machine to end their lives according to the last resort. That's so sad to me. I feel like the guy who's doing this, who created this whole thing is I just think that it's exploitative and you're preying upon people at like a horrible time in their lives. And then I quit and it makes me feel sad that these people don't have a support network. I mean, the pod is ludicrous. But it you know, it doesn't distract from just the sadness that I feel for people who feel like they got to do this.
It's just Oh, oh goodness. Why does the guy who they created this whole thing? They call Dr. Death.
He's this Australian euthanasia advocate. Why do these people always look like freaks? They always look like freaks, do they not?
Wasn't it Kevorkian for us in Michigan, I think, or something? They always look like like, you know, they are the villains. You immediately know that's the bad guy because he looks like the bad guy. He's just, you know, they got to look. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
