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All right, so a Florida Man was on probation for drug trafficking. And he looks like Santa or a really just unkempt Kenny Rogers. I can't tell.
I'm sorry. I'm supposed to believe this guy's 63, Cain. Felicia County. He was taken into custody. He was arrested for armed, ooh, armed trafficking of fentanyl and meth. And then he got arrested again on similar charges. He's 63 years old, this guy, supposedly.
63 years old. Cecil McCoy. Are you sure he's in Florida?
That sounds like he's Kentucky. Cecil McCoy took him into custody, Circle K in Deltona. He was busted. He had fentanyl on him when they took him into custody, enough to kill lots of people. And then he also had 85 grams of meth. And he did say all of it's mine. So I mean, he, you know, at least there's he was honest about it.
But still, good heavens. I just like go find an honest line of work. You know, I mean, you can find I realized maybe it's not the job that you want.
But there's some honest line, honest line of work out there that you can have. Just saying. Let's see this. Got a couple of other boy. No, no, I'm not doing this one about. No, not doing that one. Well, we got the guy who Florida man from Key West, he attacked a man holding a sign that displayed a Bible verse.
So this is Stock Island, Florida. This guy's supposed to be 50. I'm supposed to believe that this guy's 50 years old. Again, also don't believe these things. ages meth is meth kills dude. meth kills and ages. So this guy, let's see here.
50 year old man from Key West arrested, he attacked a guy who was holding a john 316 sign. Just this innocent guy. But the guy who was arrested, looks like the bad guy from the original Twin Peaks. Really?
Mm hmm. He has his hair and everything. He looks like Bob from Twin Peaks completely. The guy's name is Jose. Jerome Hernandez. He attacked the 37 year old victim. The guy was just holding a john 316 sign. That's all it was. So yeah, there's no, there's that.
But he looks the thing that really stuck out to me that he looks like Bob from Twin Peaks, the original Twin Peaks. Let's not going to do this one either. Nope, nope, nope.
There's some that are really bad that I don't. Well, this one's This is a guy who is recording people in the bathroom. He's a he was Central Florida deputy surprises him wasn't Scott Israel, who was arrested for video voyeurism.
It was in Tampa. This guy. His name is Justin D Bios. And he was a deputy in the DUI unit and illegally recording victims in the bathroom of his residence.
Did he have a lot of people over to his house that he would like who does this? This is some Blueberry Hill stuff. Stop that.
Sorry. Only King is gonna get that reference. Right? What did that one was that in the 90s St. Louis thing? Yes, the St. Louis thing I had to do Chuck Berry and all that it was a big bad deal. I remember being a kid hearing about that. I was like, Oh, so this guy was charged with video voyeurism. Southwest Florida man was arrested for stealing an antique slot machine. Out of all the things to steal why that one 31 year old under event Vasquez was caught on camera breaking into an Arcadia truck stop. He stole the slot machine. And then deputies initiated a foot chase after he fled.
He was apprehended after hiding in a nearby backyard. He had bullet cutters, a backpack and a gun. He was a probative possessor. And they got this stolen slot machine. It was an antique slot machine. I don't know what he thought he was going to get out of it. Like, did he think it had money? Did he know?
I think the antique ones had those like silver dollars. They were still in there. I don't know. Maybe that's kind of dumb.
I mean, it's they're not still gonna be in there. Good heavens. It's not. Let's see here. We also have I had this one. The guy from the other day, my favorite story still remains a pizzeria guy Florida.
It was a little bit quiet this weekend, I have to say. They also had these poachers that stole 800 pounds of berries. They were arrested in Hillsborough County. Palmetto poachers is what they call them. Two months after new regulation, partial penalties for for saw palmetto poachers. These two individuals, a holiday, Hernandez and Maria Hernandez, Santiago, they they stole 800 pounds.
Apparently these berries can sell for 75 cents a pound, you can get up to 350 or $3.50 a pound. That's crazy. People who help bring you free radio over at Hillsdale. This is Hillsdale exists to provide the type of education needed to prevent a Kamala Harris.
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So choose your new favorite educational podcast podcast today on the Hillsdale College podcast network at Dana4Hillsdale.com. No, personally, I completely disavow and separate and disassociate myself from my brother Bobby Kennedy and his flagrant and inextricable effort to death, hate, and trample and set fire to Bobby's memory, to daddy's memory. Oh my gosh, to daddy's memory. I just that's Kerry Kennedy and I just I think I would rather be driven into a pond by Teddy Kennedy than have to listen to one of these damn family members sit here and just talk about gatekeeping the legacy that they didn't earn. Welcome back to the program.
It's your living Daria, Dana Lash here with you. I'm serving you RBF and a good hair day. You can listen across the country, Channel 347, DirecTV, also streaming on X and Rumble, where the discussion happens and I am not held responsible for any of the smart acidary that takes place there if your feelings get hurt. So Cain and I disagree on some things and we're going to just bring this I know we got other meat and potatoes. Let me lay it out before he eagerly decides to excitedly interrupt me.
Smart for you to first lay out your position and then yeah, we'll go from there. Okay, so first and foremost, you guys know me. I pretty much hate every politician. There are some that I would maybe consider throwing a life raft to if they were drowning. And I you guys think I'm joking. And I mean, it applies to everyone.
Every single one without exception. There are some that I'm like, okay, I like this person. I could I could see I can vote for this person. I can support this person.
I think this person's good. But by and large, I just don't like them. Because they're weird.
Politicians are weird people. You never know when you're talking to them what you're getting. I mean, they're they're really nice to you. And you're like, no one's that nice. I this is what I think I'm like, you're must be if you're really nice. When I first meet you, I immediately assume you're a serial killer. I can't help it. I am the most cynical person you will ever meet.
I am Mark Twain's disappointment. So but you are I've met a lot of people and you are literally the most I'm just realistic. I don't look at it as being cynical. I am practical. That's how I look at it.
Cynicism is a pejorative. I am practical. So applying that context to this conversation. I am all about coalition building.
I don't like to use the phrase big tent, because big tent almost intimates that we're all stop interjecting. So help me just say it. So help me. I'm just saying when we had this discussion. I'm getting to it. I'm not there yet. You didn't preface it with anything you just now said, but because we were going back and forth. Now I'm talking about it in a segment.
Are you gonna be all right over there? Okay, so I like coalitions. And I understand the need of coalitions. I have talked about it enough.
Me thinks Okay, so I get coalitions. What I don't like is the hyperventilating standing fanboying, over certain political figures, right? And I'm sorry, RFK Jr. is one of them. I don't I, I get that people are very excited that he's going on the campaign for Trump. That's great. But I've been seeing people share memes, like, it's the Justice League.
And it's like him and Tulsi Gabbard and all this other stuff. I'm like, why is everybody now acting like RFK Jr. is the second coming of Reagan Jesus? Why is this? You know, why? Why? This is a guy I'm going to be really honest.
And if you get mad at me, I don't care. Let's speak. This is a guy who's accused of driving his first wife to suicide. It's a guy who said he's going to like jail climate change deniers. He's a weird guy on gun control.
I'm all fine with coalition building. But stop trying to be like this guy should be in charge of the CIA. This guy should be in charge of the Department of the Treasury.
Where on earth? Why are you letting him into the strategy room? Stop. Who's the Treasury? I'm just making that part. Okay, let's let the CIA and all this up. Like, let's put him in part. Let's put him on the cabinet. No, no, no, hold up, hold up, hold up. I like the coalition. But I will gatekeep like an alphabet person.
I was gonna say him. You know what I mean? I will gatekeep so hard about letting somebody into the strategy room. Doesn't mean you sit on the war council. You know what I'm saying?
He's like, well, he's had a he's he's he's had a change of heart. Why don't you let me say what I was saying? Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm gonna interrupt you just as much as you are.
No, just so people know. You You just made the whole argument that you made in our in our discussion. Right then just right now you get got to the end of it without even saying how we got there.
So I we're in break commercials are playing. And Dana's like, why the hell do people people keep fileting this dude online? And I'm like, what do you what true story?
What the What do you mean? Like, oh, I'm just so sick of how people do all this. And I'm like, Listen, people are excited. I get somebody on the left whoa, but they're saying that he needs to be in the cabinet. And he should be leading departments.
And I'm like, what? They can say all that that they want what we what we know as far as his involvement with the Trump campaign is he's not going to be in charge of making policy or anything like that. He actually might be in charge of you have assurances of that. No, we don't have any. Do you have any assurances of anything in the future? No, of course not.
Except maybe we'll get by the concept. He lived his entire life believing Republicans were the oppressors. He now has woken up and seen that the Democrat he said so.
So he loves you said as much. Do you think he just went out there now? Well, you think he faked you're going against Democrats?
I don't know. I think he saw that a presidential candidate like got shot and was like, Well, damn, hold on. Is he in a position to make policy on taking guns away? Or will he ever be in a position?
Well, if he's a part of the cabinet, I mean, who knows if he's actually gets a department position somewhere? Who knows? Right.
And who would raise their hand as a Republican and agree with that? No. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Really? I've watched them melt over this issue on stage. I've watched them melt in debates. I've watched them do Oh, okay, let's not do that.
What do you mean melt in favor of? Yeah. Yeah, I think I think I think it's popular.
I think if some Republicans, I think about 50% of Republicans 50% if not rhinos, I think if enough of them thought it was popular enough, they'd be for it because they love popularity more than they love. Right. So my but my but I know what you're saying. You're like, Oh, he's got he's had like, you know, a change of heart. That all may be well and good. But on the core issues like climate change and abortion and all this other stuff. He hasn't changed.
He just likes Trump. That's it. Right. But but I was saying the people's excitement about him.
It's not necessarily filleting him or anything like that. They realize that somebody on the left is seeing it the way they're seeing it. They're excited about that. And they see also now that Tulsi is joining up, that this is something that the Democrats have gone too far that they're forcing Democrats to join up.
I just think it's funny that this guy has been a lifelong Republican or Democrat is like, Can you believe that Democrats are jackasses? And we're like, Yeah, what do you think we've been saying for the past? Like how many decades like finally welcome instead?
You like what? But that doesn't mean I'm going to be like now come and sit on our war council. Let's make decisions about the future. I'm not going to do that. That's where I draw the line. But to act like he has no other value than just liking Trump is selling a bit short. Only way I value him is if he can bring votes in and then after that I wanted the votes that he would bring in and then stay out of it.
Exactly. That's all we have to wait till November to see how that goes. When it comes to driving the ship. My coalition only go so far. I'm not I'm not even gonna front on that.
Like my coalition goes so far. I get it. Yeah. But people I'm just explaining why people are excited about the concept.
You realize too, that this is a problem that the right has. If they see one person that's influential, that agrees with it. They're like, we're gonna crown him Jesus Reagan. We love him.
Nobody's crowning him Jesus Reagan. They're just excited and expressing that excitement. I know you're all anti happiness and everything.
I'm a practical person. I feel like I'm the only one who sees the matrix here right now. But this is how I mean people are excited. You're seeing people excited. Sometimes people get crazy with their excitement.
Sometimes they say stuff like. I get crazy with my excitement too. Sometimes I smile. Your RBF though is really strong. It is really strong. That's why I tell people I'm like, I could never do plastic surgery or like freeze my face because everyone think I'd hate them all the time. Like I could never do that because the RBF is so strong.
I've got to constantly like pull my eyebrows up to my scalp. Alright. There are people excited about it. That's all my point is. I get it. But you know, you don't have to kill their happiness and joy. I'm not killing anyone's happiness and joy. You don't have to step on their parade. You don't have to drop bull cookies all over their happiness. It's like I'm watching Real Housewives of Cain over here.
The world. You don't have to kill my happiness. You don't have to murder my joy. No, but you're you're mistaking excitement for like fealty or something.
No, I'm mistaking seeing memes of Justice League and people who go on Fox say he should be in a cabinet position. And I'm like, what? That's my that's that's a little bit more. I mean, these are serious people who are saying this stuff with new voices. Awesome. But you guys get it, though. Now, see, you see my yeah. So it's not like we disagree. It's a good point. Hold on.
Hold on. But because she brought this is what I mentioned to you. She comes back to the vaccines. We agreed on the run of vaccines. And that's kind of what started all of it because the left is so hive mind. The left loses their back end if they think that one of the people on the left is just wait a minute. You disagree with one percent of our agenda. You are a traitor.
Traitor is going to trade. And you remember three years ago when we reached out to the RFK team, they originally agreed to come on. And then they were like, oh, wait, no, that was three years ago.
They were barely talking to anybody conservative at that time. I see this as an exciting, nice evolution. And I'm not taking it any farther than that. Yeah, I mean, I like that you're very optimistic. I'm not.
I have been polluted by reality. I, I don't I look if people want to start agreeing with me on stuff, beautiful. Doesn't mean I'm letting you drive the car. Okay.
That's great. If you agree with me, like Dana, you know what, I also think that the station should only be set on 80s. I agree with you that satellite radio should only be on the 80s.
I get at the 80s station. I agree with you on that. But you know, the other stuff.
I'm like, okay, that's great. You can have some input on that. But you're not driving the car. You don't get to say which road we turn on. So if you don't get to say which road we turn on. Just sit back there.
Don't backseat drive an STFU. That's all that's that's it. That's it.
Can we some snacks? That's it. It's your sole responsibility in the backseat is that you're the keeper of the snacks. That's it.
You don't even get to apportion them to me. That's the front. That's the passenger. That's the co pilot.
They get to help with the radio and the apportionment of say you just hand it up to the front. That's it. It's all you get. That's where I'm at. It's all in snacks. So that's kind of how I view all this.
Is it mean? I don't care. I'm a realist.
I want to win. And I want to keep my freedoms in as much original condition as the founders intended as possible. And like I said, I'm all about coalition building. But that doesn't mean I'm going to let everybody and their damn brother come sit on the war council.
Just not going to do it. And I think, you know, if some people are agreeing with you on a couple of issues, that's great. But on the big issues, like Tulsi Gabbard, I don't have anything against people always think I have something against politicians. If I dislike you personally, you know, I'm honest about it. And I will just tell you because I don't care about going to cocktail parties. I don't care about being on the speaker circuit. I don't care. I don't have to grift that way. I don't care.
I just grift by doing hard work. That's it. I don't care. But I see, you know, like when I like we've invited Tulsi Gabbard on the show before she will not come on the show. And that's fine. I've never I'm never a jerk whenever when anybody's on but I've always questioned the two way stuff. And I read the post that she had up about where I guess it's supposed to be suffice to explain her change on two way but it didn't really explain anything.
And it left actually now I got more questions than I started with. And if people I even if people want to appear to agree with you, because it is advantageous to them at the time, because they've been canceled out on their own side, I will take that and use it if it means getting my agenda to go forward. But when it comes to putting that person on the war council, or making that person like a part of the board of directors for the movement, that ain't happening.
Not going to happen. Because I think you got to be in it with the people in the principles enough for you to prove yourself and pay your dues by showcasing that your beliefs are real. You know, you're not just giving lip service to Second Amendment, you're not just giving lip service to limited government, like you are, you're actually helping to elect candidates.
And I've never seen any of these cats work to help elect anybody but themselves. So I don't think any jury would convict me on that front. That's how I look at it. So when you put in that effort, then maybe we'll go a little bit further. But that's just kind of that's how I look at it.
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It's time for Dana's quick five. So now their experts are worried that phone addicted Gen Z are losing their ability to use computer keyboards. And they're like the touch type proficiency. They said that the devices are replacing time spent practicing typing. But does that matter if nobody's? I mean, that's kind of, I think it's important. I can type super fast. I think you do need to type, you know, you need to understand how to do it.
But also, if kids are on laptops, like an early age, or even iPads, doesn't that sort of train you to do it anyway? Because can you imagine that it's gonna change the way we look? Oh, let's see a burning man. There's already a fatality burning man. And they're not selling out authorities are investigating the fatality of female participant. They said it was I don't know, is this somebody who's 39 years old?
They're they can't. There's no nobody knows. Nobody knows the story is meaningless to me. I don't care.
She fell in some needles and feces. I mean, it's sad. But it's, you know, also, it's like, it's not it's not worthy enough to be in quick five right now. Fair.
So check this out in New York City. 48% of writers apparently don't pay the fares. Fair evasion. That's what they call it. They said that 48% just don't even pay any kind of fare. They said that New York's long running fare evasion problem is the worst of any major city in the world. It's intensified recently. About one in five writers skip the fare.
Now what gets me is the city went after people selling loose cigarettes really aggressively because they didn't want to lose that money. But what about this? What about this? Nobody's doing anything with this.
This is crazy. If you think your life is boring, apparently, so do one in four Americans. Really, though, what is a boring life? They're saying that 40 is the new 30. And I don't know what that means. But that's what they all say. But I didn't that's kind of sad.
Like, is it unfulfillment? They didn't actually get into it, but huh. Welcome back to the program.
Dana Lash here with you. Bottom of this second hour. Did you guys see the I've seen this this type of stuff before, where it's usually like the FBI or to be I remember the when it really this was back in I think like 2009. You had the Missouri Highway Patrol had used this. It's like extremist phrases. This is the FBI's militia. Violent extremism. And it's like some sayings, etc, or whatever. They've and it's an FBI talk of Oh, no, I don't want to download it. I didn't want that.
I just wanted to open it in a PDF, not to download it your fruitcakes. So they have this thing that they call terrorism, they have terrorism definitions, they have defined by the FBI, DHS, they have these phrases, things like that symbols guide, and they have militia violent extremism. And it's not a new thing, but this is new in that it's updated, if that makes sense to you.
So it's it's updated. And it gets into their strategic intelligence, blah, blah, blah, blah. We believe it's intelligent. It gets into their strategic intelligence.
it's intelligent. It gets into all of that stuff. And it talks about terminology used and things like that. And it has, you know, some examples in it, but it gets into threat overview, militia, violent extremists, etc.
Three percenters. And they said that like, for instance, some people use the term boogaloo, which references a violent uprising or impending civil war. I like smog, fiery boogaloo. The term is, I love when feds who set up the entrapment of Whitmer and they were there, J6 and all this other stuff. I love when the feds try to make these observances. They say, Oh, yes, the term boogaloo really resonates with militia, violent extremists, MVEs, who have adopted it, said to use it. And they said, following perceived incursions on constitutional rights, including the Second Amendment, they get into targets and tactics and I swear, I think they mentioned memes in here, I wouldn't doubt it. They also touch on key terms, right?
So key terms that are used. And so you got boogaloo, Second Amendment is apparently a term that is a key term for militia, violent extremists. So it has Second Amendment, or 2A, refers to Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. They said, MVEs and others within the militia movement often reference and interpret it to justify private militia activities in their opposition to gun laws.
You know you can have a private militia and do private militia activities already, right? Right? What is this nonsense? It gets into Agenda 21, boogaloo, bug out, false flag, FEMA camps, field training exercise. Who made this list up?
Which fed fud made up this list? I mean, I use all of these words. Am I a militia violent extremist because I use words like boogaloo, bug out, false flag, field training exercise or Second Amendment. I use Second Amendment 2A all the time. So if you cite a constitutional right that makes you a violent extremist, it looks like that, right?
But none of the people who ever talk about taking those rights are ever considered to be violent extremists. That's kind of interesting. No, it's not. It's not a new thing. But it is updated.
So this thing is it's an it's an updated list. I was just looking at this and I'm just like, I can't believe Oh, they call like a bhuja dahin. Big igloo, big luau, boog bois, all these terms they literally have those are great terms, by the way.
bhuja dahin. That's hysterical. And other associated wordplay in addition to imagery, like igloos, Hawaiian shirts and leis are used as coded references to the larger bhugaloo phenomenon on and offline. This is a serious government document.
Because some people use the term jokingly. And RMVEs. Wait, what's the RMVE? We have the militia violent extremists.
What's the R? I don't know, who advocate, they talk about racism, etc. So basically, anybody who uses the term bhugaloo they're trying to say is a racist. Bug out.
A phrase used by MVEs and non extremist preppers to reference emergency contingency planning, usually involving weapons, supplies, evacuation procedures and rendezvous locations. Yeah. And this is this is moronic. Absolutely moronic. But this is what yeah, this is what they're this is literally what they're there. Our government is doing.
Thoughts came? Did you elect them to do this? The FBI?
I didn't elect anybody in the FBI. Yeah. What about Mullen Labe? Is that still a thing that they I'm shocked that's not in there yet? Is the come and take it or don't tread on me? Is that all someone made the point? So if you like the movie Killdozer Does that mean that you get added to the anti bhugaloo department?
The list? I'm just curious. What? bhugaloo? It just makes it not serious to me. It makes me want to say it more. It's like an 80s breakdance movie.
Not interested. Yeah, it makes me want to say it more. I mean, hell wait until they find out about skibbity toilet dude. Wait until they find out about skibbity toilet. Sweet. We just got on list just then. Well, we're gonna bug out to the skibbity toilet bhugaloo. Oh, we're on list. Making all the lists. This is what our government is doing. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
