Absurd Truth: Olympic Snub

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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I am still, and by the way, I guess, do people know that we read the guy who sneezed and his colon fell out? Yeah. Okay, well we read that every, I can't tell you how many times I've been sent that story in the past several days.

One time was enough. I mean, we described it in everything, guys. Yes, we talked about the guts because that literally goes, someone's like, oh man, his guts fell out.

We should talk about his guts falling out on radio. A SWAT sniper ended a hostage crisis with a precision shot in southwest Florida. They neutralized a hostage situation at a Bank of America.

They shot the suspect through a computer monitor. The suspect's name, are you ready for this? Stirling Alavanche.

That sounds like soap. That's a Telemundo story name. Sterling also?

Really? Your name is Sterling. So there's only two jobs, maybe three, that you're going to have with a name like Sterling. You're either going to be a very, very rich like oil tycoon, right?

A porn star or bank robber. That's it, right? And he was one of the three. He said he was armed with a knife, claimed to have a bomb, shot him in the head.

The other hostages were unarmed. And I mean, it's pretty, I mean, got him right through the monitor. Man, that was a shot of shots right there. And thankfully, again, the innocent were saved and they were not harmed. I do not want to talk about this 29 year old Florida man who threw kittens out of a car while driving on the highway because I'm going to want to drive to Florida and throw him out of a car while driving down the highway.

It's going to take everything I got. Oh my gosh, I don't even like cats. I actually do not like them at all. One of the reasons I do not like them is because I am legitimately doctor confirmed.

I had blood tests and everything. I am super allergic to them. So I can't be around cats. And I also can't, I'm allergic to goose down. Is that funny? Super allergic to goose down. Yep. Is that crazy? I know.

I'm like, yeah, but those are the floofy pillows that everybody wants, right? I don't know. So this guy was 29 year old man charged with animal cruelty. He threw these kittens out of a car while driving on the highway. They said that the kitten they watched them tumble out of the vehicle.

There was chaos. People tried to avoid hitting them. They got the guy. He denied knowing them, but they were saved. They're okay. They're fine. They said that they made an arrest. The kittens are all right. They're going to get adopted.

I wish every story ended happy like that. So the bad guys, you know, in prison. Florida man is telling police, well, Florida man allegedly told police that he was Mr.

Monopoly. He went directly to jail. He didn't get to Pasco.

He didn't get to collect $200. He went right to jail. He told police in St. Petersburg that he was Mr.

Monopoly. And he was arrested, charged Saturday. And they said that he was spray painting a concrete wall in the area. And he was it is very smug, I have to say in his mugshot. But they he would not give them his name when the officers kept asking him what his name was. He wouldn't he wasn't complying. So he was taken to the pokey there.

Yeah, he got to tell them. I'm not reading this story because this woman is a skank. Not reading this story because this guy is Oh, what?

Is it bad? It's probably one of the ones that Oh, no, it's not. So a man builds a 10 foot wide tiny home despite his neighbors and then listed for 600,000. I'm telling you what he is somebody's gonna buy it. You know that it's a 10 foot wide 1500 square foot tiny home. And you know, he's selling the house for 619,000. He wanted to build a large house on the narrow lot. And so they wouldn't let him so he built a tiny little bitty house. And just to get at his neighbors. And now, yeah.

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How much of it is that? Oh, my gosh, I can they ever not be bitter? That's what's your face? Joy Reid, the only time the only she exists just to get stupid soundbites from that's it. Otherwise, nobody cares what she says on her program. Welcome back to the program. Dana lash with with you.

Top of this third hour. I'm so tired of hearing these people be so bitter over Caitlin Clark. She's like, Oh, you know, Brittany Greiner had had charter flights. Yes, it was the lack of a charter flight that put the the pot on Brittany Greiner's person. That's what it was. See, when you don't get a charter flight, if you're going to Russia, pot magically appears you magically get the cannabis oils that you know are banned there. And you try to surreptitiously stuff that stuff it away in your luggage, but you know, it's banned there. It's Russia for crying out loud.

I mean, what do you think? That's Yes, it was. And she wasn't going as part of a team was she? When Brittany Greiner was going over to Russia, wasn't she going on her own?

Okay, what the hell does that have to do with the charter flight? They just don't like Caitlin Clark because she's white and straight. That's it. They don't like Clayton. They don't like Caitlin Clark because she's not a black lesbian. That's the truth of it. Stop. That's not she's not a bad player. I don't get it. They she didn't get picked for the Olympic team.

Steve, let me ask you this. Do you think she should have been picked for the Olympic team? Because it seemed like she's been doing a lot of good. I know this is her rookie season. But there were chicks that have not even played a single game this season. Who are injured? Who got selected for the Olympic team? I mean, there's a debate to be had if you were trying to, in my opinion, you're trying to get the you know, the 1215 20 best American female basketball players. Caitlin Clark is on that list.

But I guess I had to make a decision and she didn't make that cut. So yeah, I, I don't know. I, I feel like it just seems punitive. It's like, I understand you got to pay your dues and that.

But this doesn't seem like you're you're paying your dues, does it? This seems like they're mad at her because she's successful. And she's bringing eyeballs in and and sponsorship opportunities and all of this stuff. Like I don't know. I mean, I the whole thing seems is just weird to me. Isn't it? I think they'd rather have a man play than let Caitlin Clark play.

Well, yeah, it seems like it. She half of she played she played in DC on Friday night because I knew some people that went and they sold out the whole arena and like the Wizards who are the NBA team can't even sell out at all. And she sold out the whole place. She sold out the whole place and the Wizards can't even sell it out. Wow.

That's, that's wild. Yeah, she doesn't make the USA Olympics team. It seems like and she's really classy about it. She goes, I'm excited.

It's the most competitive team. And, you know, she's she said it could have gone either way. She goes me being on the team not being on the team. She's like, I'll be rooting for them to win gold.

She's way classier than all the people who are like gunning for her. And for her to be left to it is I think it's a snub, you know, because she seems I don't know. I mean, and Brittany Greiner was was Brittany Greiner has no business being snotty about it.

Some said that they weren't even going to watch the competition. And Greiner apparently tweeted something and said, bye, after someone said no, Caitlin, don't got to worry about me watching. Brittany Greiner, you're an American embarrassment. Stop. You don't need to be you don't even have any ground to be caddy over over Caitlin Clark at all whatsoever.

For real. It's I don't know, she's being classy about it. She's looking at the long game. But now I'm wondering, does the WNBA do they want to be militant identity politic? Or do they they want to be a successful league? Because I feel like they don't want to be a successful league. It feels like they want to be militantly identity politic, to the point where merit and competitiveness are number two. I mean, that's what it seems like. I read this piece that said, Oh, man, this team is gonna be the gayest team in the Olympics. Like literally, like half of the they said half of the team are they're having a team of lesbians. Does that to me, her not conforming with identity politics and not making that like her number one identity feels like it hurts her.

See, this is what I don't get since we're we're we have a whole month for this stuff. What I don't get is how some of these activists claim that they want to be, I guess, cleaved in or completely viewed as just a just the same as everyone else. But they make their sexual identity, their number one identity, to the point where everything else about them is overshadowed.

And then if you point out that that seems to be hypocritical, then you're called a bigot. Right? It seems it's just it's weird. And it feels like that with the WNBA. I don't know, I think it's dumb that she's not am I gonna was I gonna what I wasn't gonna watch women's basketball in the first place. Look, I don't even watch WNBA now. And I like basketball, but I don't watch the NBA.

I don't have time for this. Is there so much there seems like more drama than on the men's court. It's good grief. But I kind of I think she can take it. I think she's used to, you know, stuff like this. But I mean, clearly her popularity is making a lot of these other players feel uncomfortable. And, you know, if these women don't, if these women are unappreciative of that, if they don't see that a rising tide raises all ships, then go back to having them fly commercial. Go back to all this stuff. They want all the perks that come with Kaitlin Clark, but they don't want Kaitlin Clark.

That's sad to be that little. And you're thinking, I also think you know what, you know what this goes to show is this is a problem with women. Gay or straight.

Women are less likely to be gay or straight. They're like this. Aren't they, King? They are like this. I cannot stand most women. They're just bitches. I can't stand them. There's a handful of women that I actually like.

And in this industry, it's even smaller. Some of the craziest women are women that wear these big crosses and they go on cable news and they act like holier-than-thou pundits. And I know the real story. Like, come on.

I cannot. One day I'll write a book and names will be named. But I just, it's, there's this idea that's so prevalent amongst women that I don't see it with men.

A scarcity of access or a scarcity of opportunity. And my friend Carol Roth and I've talked about this before. She's like one of the few women I actually like. And they're not, they're women who, I think, revel in the sufferings of other women. And they view every woman as competition. And what I find so interesting about this WNBA stuff is that you can be a militant black lesbian, but you are not immune. You are a woman still. And you are still doing this stuff, even in the WNBA. So there are some things you cannot change. And there are, there are women who want to cosplay as men and act like they're transgender men. They do the same thing. It is a woman thing. It is innate. Not every woman, but most women.

It's very interesting to watch this. But the WNBA seems like the world's worst workplace, because it's all broads. All women.

It's like the world's worst workplace. And Kaitlyn Clark, bless her heart, rookie. She's hated because she's straight. She's hated because she's white. She's hated because she's not into identity politics.

She keeps the drama off the court. She shows them, just does what she does. People hate her for it. They're jealous of her. They're jealous of her youth. They're jealous of her talent.

They're jealous of her presence, her influence. I'd be like, thanks, girl, for us flying charter. Thanks for us being able to fly charter. That's awesome. Thanks for that. This is how women should look at stuff like this. You know, if you have to worry about being replaced, if you are replaced by somebody better than you, it's deserved. So strive to be better. Take a look at it.

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You can't. It's in Hawaii. They said Honolulu emergency workers are warning the public about the dangers of consuming wild mushrooms because apparently guys, people are out hiking in Hawaii and they're looking at these mushrooms like, oh, this looks tasty. And they think it's a little little trail snack and they're eating it and then they're tripping beans and they don't understand what's happening.

You've got. Don't stop. Just stop eating the stuff you find in the woods.

Just stop it. They said in April there was someone who ate. They were hiking and they ate. I could do a whole segment on this. They ate a mushroom and they started freaking out because they were hallucinating and they had to go and get them.

There was another hiker last month that had to be airlifted. And they said that people are just they're they're they're losing their minds. So stop eating this. Stop it.

Stop eating the stuff, the flora and the fauna. I just didn't think that people had to be told that. Like if you're out there hiking already, shouldn't you know? I mean, you've gone to REI, you've overpaid for like outside accessories.

So shouldn't you like know at least this? Cities are seizing illegal mopeds and scooters amidst a backlash against food delivery drivers. People who are complaining about the food delivery drivers wouldn't last a day in Italy. They said that the soaring demand for delivery food. There's a small army of couriers where scooters, motorcycles and mopeds are zipping in and out of traffic, hopping onto sidewalks, dropping off salads and sandwiches. Look, I feel like I was baptized by fire when we were on vacation in Italy because those people do not care. The roads are a suggestion. Traffic signals are merely just, you know, ideas.

Nobody cares. I watched a woman almost die on her little her little moped and zipping around. They all do that.

It's crazy. They said that pedestrians are terrorized. But you know what?

Bicyclists are worse. I said it. I said it.

I will fight on that hill. It's true. It's absolutely true.

This is really sad. A TV doctor was tragically confirmed dead by his family after his body was discovered behind a coastal bar on a Greek island. So he and his wife, he works over a daily meal, Dr. Michael Mosley. I'm very familiar with him.

But he was, I guess his wife was at the hotel and he went out hiking and he took a wrong turn and fell. That's so sad. Stick with us.

We got a lot more in store. Can I switch it up and tell you about, I can't believe I'm sharing this story with you. I don't want to share it. It's a culture story.

You know, it's what I'm going to. I saw this over the weekend. Because you know, it's, we only get one day for D-Day to observe that.

Now get over it. You get the whole month for how people get it out. A top cancer charity apologized for using the word cervix instead of trans friendly front hole. A top cancer charity. It's the Canadian Cancer Society. They have a web page that's about cervical cancer.

And the cervical part of the cervical cancer apparently made the trans tifa mad. And they said that they that many non binary people have mixed feelings and they feel distance from that term. And so they apologized for it. And they said that they recognize the limitations of the words that we've used and they were sorry that they didn't use the words front hole. This is literally what they posted quote, we recognize that many trans men and non binary people may have mixed feelings about or feel distanced from words like cervix. You may prefer other words such as front hole. We recognize we recognize the limitations of the words that we've used, while also acknowledging the need for simplicity. Another reason we use words like cervix is to normalize the reality that men can have these potty parts too.

Stop being a health anything. They don't have cervixes because they're men. Front hole. I will punch you in your front hole.

Front hole? Really? That's where we're at?

We need to consult the FCC. Can we even say? I just said it.

I know. We should probably stop saying it. But I mean, I'm just hoping you'll stop saying it.

Now you're mouthing it. But I'm gonna have to reach out to the FCC and see what that's about. Yeah, if anyone wants to report us on that, they can. We'll stick our boot in their front hole.

How about that? No, but in what world is the term front hole friendly to any group, let alone the trans group? This is like idiocracy. Can you imagine going to the doctor?

Yeah. Why are you here? I'm here because I need to look in my front hole. You tell people, like shut your pie hole. It's not a term. It's a hole specifically for pie.

Right, it's not like, hey, we're trying to be friendly with this language. That sounds like confusing. You know how many front holes there are? You got three of them on your face. Actually, five.

But you know, you have five holes on your face alone. I really thought we could conclude. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.

No, this is what they wanted, Cain. So we're gonna engage and we're going to just absurdity all the way. Full on absurdity. Crank it to 11.

Goes to 11, you know, it's one louder. They said that they recognize the limitations of words. You mean limitations of words because they're limited in that you don't have it? That?

Like what? You feel distance from words like cervix? Yeah, you should because it's really far away from you as in not a part of your person. It's not. But it's a, guys, it's the Canadian Cancer Society, Canadian Cancer Society.

And they're posting stuff like this and apologizing for it. Again, how would you feel comfortable if you went in to get a checkup or something? And your doctor was like, yeah, you know, we're gonna go ahead and do an examination of your front hole. And you'd be like, what?

What are you talking about? Yeah, because it sounds very scientific-y, right? Much anatomy. Yeah, it's your front hole. And then we're gonna look at your side holes here.

Your ears, I guess. Gonna look at your side holes. We're also going to take a peek at your food hole, too. Where are all the holes? We're the hole doctor.

It's the hole doctor, right? I'm just saying, do you know how dumb that sounds? It's like idiocracy levels of stupid.

We're not even going to say specific things. Do you also realize how that diminishes the very thing that they claim that they're trying to raise advocacy for? Not only do men not have cervixes, men cannot get cervical cancer. To pretend that a man who does not have a cervix can get cervical cancer is stupid. To have a woman who claims that she's a man, but hey, she's got this thing here, too, that means you're still a woman. You're always going to be a woman. Everything about you is woman.

You can, in your mind, pretend you're a dude all day long. And normally, I would not have a problem with that because I don't care. I'm not Jesus. I don't have a heart for people. I don't care enough, right? I just don't.

I try, but I don't. I don't care what you do, but the moment you start telling me to use words like front hole and you downplay the advocacy of a very serious disease, that's when it gets personal. And that's, I think women have every right to get mad about that. I can't believe that they actually felt that they had to post it, which means that they obviously got enough pushback to apparently make them feel like they had to post something about it.

This is insane. They're making women a joke. I mean, it's cervix. It's not a hole. You realize this, right? It's like a hole, right?

People know this. It's an entire thing. Oh, my gosh.

To just say, well, it's Cain. I don't even want to explain to you about Neo cervixes and where they come from. Yeah, it's like a Franken cervix.

Where they come from? Yeah, it's a lab made. Oh, it's not from like a pig or something? No, you know how like Charlie Brown did that little Christmas tree? So they have doctors come in and take male copulatory organ skin and Frankenstein, you want to.

I have never wanted commercials more than no commercial. No, this is how this is our science. Now, guys, this is science now texting the FCC to see if we are you literally snitching on me? You work here to see if we broke any rules. Oh, my gosh. That's not how this work feels like you wait for someone to snitch on you.

You don't snitch on yourself. It feels like something wrong this segment. You know, go tell Pam and H.R.

go tell her you go and tell her talk to H.R. She's like a troll cave. You know that like you got to pay the troll toll toll just to get in to see Pam and H.R.. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.