Absurd Truth: International Women's Day

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I'm Sergio Sanchez. You're in tune to The Dana Show. So, please note, if you're a Christian nationalist, American flag-waving woman, I don't think you need to apply to this thing. I'm going to celebrate International Women's Day. Yeah, I know that I'm going to get some. And, I love it when I get some hate every now and then. It just makes me feel all fuzzy and warm. And, there's a long time since I got some hate mail when I'm doing the show.

And, I'm probably going to get some here. Oh, you're misogynist. You hate women. Shut up already. I'm going to celebrate International Women's Day with the funniest joke that I've seen on the internet in the longest time.

I'm going to say thank you to my producer, my friend, Freddy for this. So, there's this joke on the internet. It was on Twitter, I believe. I asked my brother why he calls his wife 12. He calls her 12.

Well, my brother said, because she doesn't cook, doesn't clean, doesn't do anything. That's the funniest joke I've heard in days. Come on, you know you want to laugh. Look, if you can't laugh at something like that, the terrorists have won. I'm not talking about the Islamofashion, I'm talking about the canceled cultured terrorists have won already. And, for anybody out there just squirming out there, I know Dana would laugh her butt off at that joke.

She hates all these. It's like, why do we have something like this? And, by the way, where's the International Men's Day?

How about the contribution of men, the engineers, the physicians, the inventors, the industrialists? It's just one race. It's the human race. And all these divisions, parsing, all these little different groups.

How are we ever supposed to advance if we keep dividing, subdividing, and parsing humanity? For any hypocrites going, oh no, sir, that's misogynistic, that's hateful, that's so stereotypical. Any hypocrites on the left all butthurt about all this. May I ask and remind you, where are you when it comes to really defending women? Like, where are you on behalf of American girls, physically beaten by boys? Boys pretending to be girls, confused boys, confused by their mamas, or confused by, more than likely their mamas, confusing them.

Oh, I wanted a little girl, my boy's a little girl, my boy needs to play a little girl sports. And these little boys that are stronger, they have bigger muscles, they're just bigger, taller, wider. They get into basketball games, they get into volleyball games, wrestling, and swimming, and they just beat up on, especially when it's a contact sport like volleyball, spiking the ball right in the face. A young girl, basketball, coming down, going for a rebound, and literally just landing and beating up another little girl. Where are you on behalf of these girls? Girls sports, women's sports. They're getting beaten by all these boys, physically, not only in the sport, but also physically, getting hurt as a result of these competitions. One of the most famous cases in Texas, this was like six, seven years ago, wrestling, one of the top wrestling competitions, the state competition won by a boy, pretending to be a girl.

All the crazy leftist hypocrites, they would get all offended by jokes, like that one I gave at the beginning. Where are you on behalf of women and girls that are forced to accept boys or men, disrobing completely, exposing the, you know what? You know what, when Dana says the frankenbeens, in the restroom, in the dressing room, in the shower, and being told to shut up. Like, keep your place, right? It's the modern leftist lunatic version, a woman should know her place, a girl should know her place, and she should be silent about this.

Just accept it, deal with it, right? Now, it's International Women's Day, and what else comes to mind? Oh, that's right, the Middle East, and Africa. There are several cases that are just beyond disgusting. Where are all these feminists, these new feminists, all these defenders of women, all these hypocrites on the left, all these cable channels, all these individuals sitting in these roundtables? International Women's Day, International Women's Day, here in America, women under fire because, you know, they won't say it this way, but it's the truth. They're under fire, these women in America are being oppressed because they can't kill babies before they're born. That's the reality, it's abortion, right? Also referred to by leftists as healthcare for women.

Abortion is not healthcare, abortion is murder. And many times the murder, the killing of little girls. For example, in China, remember the whole one child policy, which I think they augmented, but in China and other places that had restrictive growth of families? They wanted boys, they wanted the family name, the strength to continue. And to the tune of, Lord knows how many millions upon millions through these decades, how many millions of little girls, little baby girls were killed before they were born? Or the voices on the left on behalf of those girls being killed in utero, being sliced up in utero here and through the years in places like China that restricted the size of family, from the Middle East, from Africa. Where are all these leftists, these crazy lunatic leftists? They're saying that America is awful, Donald Trump is awful, the conservatives are awful, Republicans are awful when it comes to women's rights and reproductive rights, so-called reproductive rights. Where are you guys on behalf of girls?

Many times, prepubescent babies, just precious little ones crying, begging their parents and mom and dad who need to be protected and sheltered, these prepubescent babies begging their parents, begging their parents, no, don't give me up as a bride for this strange old man who just bought me. These little girls sold off into marriage to some old pervert in the Middle East, some old pervert in some African enclaves. Where are all these champions of women fighting for women's rights? Because that's what the Democrats do, they champion women's rights. Where are all you clowns? On behalf of the Afghan women and Afghan girls, now, Joe Biden abandoned, he left for the Taliban and any other crazy Islamic radicals to eventually kill a bunch of these girls going to school, bomb little schools that are full of little girls, declare that women would no longer be allowed to go to college. Where are y'all hypocrites? That's what I have to say on this International Women's Day.

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It just makes me feel all fuzzy and warm. And there's a long time since I got some hate mail when I'm doing the show, and I'm probably going to get some here. Oh, you're misogynist. You hate women. Shut up already. I'm going to celebrate International Women's Day with the funniest joke that I've seen on the internet in the longest time.

I want to say thank you to my producer, my friend, Freddie, for this. So there's this joke on the internet. It was on Twitter, I believe. I asked my brother why he calls his wife 12. He calls her 12.

Well, my brother said, because she doesn't cook, doesn't clean, doesn't do anything. That's the funniest joke I've heard in days. Come on, you know you want to laugh? Look, if you can't laugh at something like that, the terrorists have won. I'm not talking about the Islamofashion. I'm talking about like the culture, cancel culture terrorists have won already. And for anybody out there just squirming out there, I know Dana would laugh her butt off at that joke.

She hates all these. It's like, why do we have something like this? And by the way, where's the International Men's Day? How about the contribution of men, the engineers, the physicians, the inventors, the industrialists? It's just one race. It's the human race. And all these divisions, parsing all these little different groups.

How are we ever supposed to advance if we keep dividing, subdividing and parsing humanity? For any hypocrites going, oh, no, sir, that's misogynistic. That's hateful. That's so stereotypical.

Any hypocrites on the left all butthurt about all this? May I ask and remind you, where are you when it comes to really defending women? Like, where are you on behalf of American girls, physically beaten by boys? Boys pretending to be girls. Confused boys confused by their mamas are confused by more than likely their mamas confusing them. Oh, I wanted a little girl. My boy's a little girl. My boy needs to play a little girl sports. And these little boys that are stronger, they have bigger muscles, they're just bigger, taller, wider. They get into basketball games and they get into volleyball games and wrestling and swimming and they just beat up on, especially when it's a contact sport like volleyball, spiking the ball right in the face of a young girl. Basketball coming down, going for a rebound and literally just landing and beating up another little girl.

Where are you on behalf of these girls? Girls sports, women's sports. They're getting beaten by all these boys physically, not only in the sport, but also physically. They're getting hurt as a result of these competitions. One of the most famous cases in Texas, this was like six, seven years ago, wrestling.

One of the top wrestling competitions, the state competition won by a boy pretending to be a girl. All the crazy leftist hypocrites that would get all offended by, you know, jokes like that one I gave you at the beginning. Where are you on behalf of women and girls that are forced to accept boys or men disrobing completely, exposing the, you know what? Like when Dana says the frankenbeans in the restroom, in the dressing room, in the shower and being told to shut up. Like keep your place, right? It's the modern leftist lunatic version. A woman should know her place, a girl should know her place and she should be silent about this.

Just accept it, deal with it, right? Now it's International Women's Day. Now what else comes to mind?

Oh, that's right. The Middle East and Africa. There's several cases that are just beyond disgusting. Where are all these feminists, these new feminists, all these defenders of women, all these hypocrites on the left, all these cable channels, all these individuals sitting in these roundtables? International Women's Day. Why International Women's Day? Here in America, women under fire because, you know, they won't say it this way, but it's the truth. They're under fire. These women in America are being oppressed because they can't kill babies before they're born.

That's the reality. It's abortion, right? Also referred to by leftists as healthcare for women. Abortion is not healthcare.

Abortion is murder. And many times the murder, the killing of little girls. For example, in China, remember the whole one child policy, which I think they augmented, but in China and other places that had restrictive growth of families? They wanted boys.

They wanted the family name, the strength to continue. And to the tune of Lord knows how many millions upon millions through these decades, how many millions of little girls, little baby girls were killed before they were born. Or the voices on the left on behalf of those girls being killed in utero, being sliced up in utero here and through the years in places like China that restricted the size of family from the Middle East, from Africa. Where are all these leftists, these crazy lunatic leftists? They're saying that America is awful.

Donald Trump is awful. The conservatives are awful. Republicans are awful when it comes to women's rights and reproductive rights, so-called reproductive rights. Where are you guys on behalf of girls?

Many times, prepubescent babies, just precious little ones crying, begging their parents and mom and dad who need to be protected and sheltered, these prepubescent babies begging their parents, because, no, don't give me up as a bride for this strange old man who just bought me. These little girls sold off into marriage to some old pervert in the Middle East, some old pervert in some African enclaves. And where are all these champions of women fighting for women's rights?

Because, you know, that's what the Democrats do, right? They champion women's rights. Where are all you clowns on behalf of the Afghan women and Afghan girls? Now, Joe Biden abandoned.

He left for the Taliban and any other crazy Islamic radicals to eventually kill a bunch of these girls going to school, bomb little schools that are full of little girls, declare that women would no longer be allowed to go to college. Where are y'all hypocrites? That's what I have to say on this International Women's Day. What's stupid, Officer Rick, because none of this, none of this will be properly addressed by all these panels on these leftist talks. Just think about it. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.