Absurd Truth: Sheila's Meltdown

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. So guys, I got a story here that comes from, oh, I got a, I think this is a villages?

A Florida Man is accused of illegally entering a home, making a huge mess, and taking some juicy juice out of a woman's fridge. No, that's the juicy, it's literally called Juicy Juice. I'm not making this up.

It's not like, you know. Sunday afternoon, police were called. They said they were, I'm not, hang on, this guy's name. Christopher Gianfrancesco. He was running, trying to get inside another home, according to the arrest report.

He entered the victim's home through an unlocked sliding glass door. I'm just, he went through the doors, but I want to get to the Juicy Juice. Police said that Gianfrancesco also took two containers of Juicy Juice.

Two of them, tropical and apple flavored. I love that they were very concise. Thank you, Florida Police, for giving me the information that I actually did want. I'm not even joking.

I'm not being sarcastic. I am very grateful for that, because I'm like, if you're going to steal, like, make it a good one. The tropical one? Yay. Apple.

So they don't steal. So they said that he took both of those, her Juicy Juices, and drank them. He drank her Juicy Juice.

So he was clearly did not have permission to be in the home. He was booked on $10,000 bond today. I love like that. I just like what you couldn't go anywhere else and get that. I don't know. A Florida man described high as redacted, head butted a car window and flopped out of the car during a high speed chase and try to climb a tree. He sounds smart.

Yeah, it's as if the forehead tat didn't give it away. The lengthy high speed chase ended with a Florida man crashing through our friends before he broke one of his car windows dove on the ground. It was all caught on a dash camera. That's a big one. He's one of the Marion County deputies God love him.

Tyler Fay Consolo. He ran a red light wasn't able to maintain the lane flops out of the car. I mean, oh my gosh, they had to deflate his tires and everything. But he, he he did try to hop over a fence and climb a tree that they were able to detain him without violence. So yeah, that he's gonna hide from them in the tree.

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Is anybody surprised with that? I love these people who dress like church grannies, and then they talk like the people who sell meth behind like an old 7-Eleven in the derelict part of town. You know what I'm saying? She looks like she just took her hat off for church when she shows up for work, but man, alive.

She apparently hates everybody that works with her. Whew. Man. So who was it that came out with us? It was the Houston Chronicle that came out with us first, that had the audio first. Ooh, you know she has been in that seat since 1995? I was in high school. Dang, really?

I was in high school when she was in that seat, when she first got in that seat. That's how long. Jiminy Christmas. It's in these times, I've got to say. So one of the things that I enjoy doing, greatly, and I'm casual, I'm a casual player, is I like video games. And I've been into, they just released, some of you are like, wait, what?

Where are you going? Just bear with us. So because I don't like watching a lot of television, because most television is garbage, and I cannot stand, like I tried watching, what was it, Follow the House of Usher, the new Netflix. Oh, it's garbage. I didn't even get 20 minutes into it. It's just absolute POS.

And it's not even actually true to actually the Follow the House of Usher. They try to basically take the skeleton of that story and then cram all the other POS stuff in it. It's garbage. Anyway, moving on. So one of the things that I like is I'll play video games, and they released, and I'm not a PC gamer, because I grew up playing Doom and a lot of other titles on PC. And so I did my time there grinding.

So now I like consoles, so I have Xbox. And they released the Warhammer Darktide. And I've been waiting for this because I played Burmentide. And I'm very excited. I was very excited for Warhammer Darktide. And I've been trying to tell Kane about all of the virtues of playing Warhammer Darktide. First off, it's super goth.

If you're unfamiliar with the universe, super goth. Graphics are great. Gameplay is great. The classes are just like, you know, phenomenal. For those of you who don't know, the classes like you can be different, you can pick a different type of character, and it's all designed to be like co-op.

So that's one of the things that we do in our families. We will all literally couch co-op. But if you have like your squad together, you can like hold it down. And I'm trying to get Kane, because I need a reliable zealot.

I'm trying to get Kane. I'm a psyker class, which I don't know why people complained about it, because it's an epic class. I just think people didn't know how the hell to play it. And you know, my oldest son's an Ogrin. You know, Chris will play as like the, he's kind of like a coverage support character, the veteran class, like similar to psyker. I need a reliable zealot. I got so many people that we get, that match up with that don't know how to play their character. No, I'm not telling you my handle. Trying to get Kane to play this damn game so he can squad up and he's like, and I'm going to make fun of him and this is going to make, start a fight, but he wants to play Rocket League, which is cars that play soccer.

Go ahead, come at me. But the cars also fly and it's cars that play soccer, blow up other cars. I've never even googled this.

Let me look at that. Fun game. What, Rocket League? No, because I just immediately didn't like them.

They're crapping all over Rocket League, you don't even know what it is? Exactly. You told me what it was and I immediately didn't like it. Oh, I like it less now.

Yeah. I haven't played it, but my thing was, I haven't played it. Are you kidding me? This is like glorified Mario Kart, dude. Glorified Mario Kart? I'm sorry.

I want, you've got to play Warhammer. What's wrong with Mario Kart? Nothing, but it's not this. This is not, it's a giant, are you serious? A giant soccer ball with a car? Yes.

With several cars. Yeah. I think Caine. I think Caine tries to play the least stressful things out there to chill himself. Is that what it is?

Yeah. I'm kind of Zen-like when I leave here. You could be Zen-like as a Zealot class too in Dark Tide. Can't I though? You could, totally. But my thing was, I haven't played a first person shooter game in forever and I would just be berated by you, like you do daily here because I don't play. No, I don't do daily, just whenever it comes up.

Yeah, which is daily. And so I would probably be just bullied out of the squad. No, no, no. Probably, you know what? Because you're so chill, you'd probably, and you'd be like level and you'd be consistent so you'd power up pretty quick, you'd like level up pretty quick.

And then you could be a reliable Zealot class because I need that very badly in my squad. I mean, that's a more compelling argument you just made there. See what I'm saying? Yeah.

See, you could totally do that. I need that Zealot class. I'm going to brainwash you if I have to. I need that for my squad.

It's all about the health of the squad, man. I need a reliable Zealot, dude. All right. Let me see what I can do. All right.

I'll adjust a few things. Oh, what? Because Steve, I don't know if I'm going to be able to talk DJ Fun Uncle into doing this. And I don't, and I think Juan thinks we're crazy. So I don't know.

I feel like he might be too far beyond being prevailed upon to do it. Like you're, I mean. What's the last first person shooter game that Steve's played? Steve. Yeah. What is that? I can't, I couldn't even tell you.

I have no idea. Oh, okay. All right. That's all right. Well, we'll talk more. I'm just saying.

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I mean, this is, they said that, uh, it was dubbed by time woo for the new Yorker. It's an effort by airlines to force customers to pay for these extra services. And they said in 2022, eight airlines made like for instance, 4.2 billion in revenue on seating alone on baggage fees alone, they raked in 5.3 billion.

So the, the psychology behind it is they make it as unpleasant as possible for you if you want to don't, if you don't want to pay for things like, you know, your baggage or an extra board, just basic stuff that used to be free and customary as part of boarding or flying. And now it's going to cost you that to me is just wild. Uh, also, uh, no one cares about the Taylor Swift chief. I don't care. I don't care. I can think of a number of things that I'd rather do, including being set on fire, then having anything to do with the story. And I think so much of it is staged and it looks so fake and other chicks out there know like you can spot fake chicks.

And I just feel like she's such a fake check, uh, if I see big ass chick, uh, car owners are falling behind on payments at the highest rate on record because everybody's broke. But Hey, you know what? Joe Biden's going to make you buy an Evie and give all that money to China, right? Because you got to have your Evie.

It's very important that you do things that make the greenies feel good about their virtue signaling. Uh, also, uh, let's see, parents want to track phones and monitor children's, their teenagers moves. This is a new, it was a new study that was taken, uh, well, they, they feel safer now they had the app. He's not going nowhere. Now we've got a lot more on the way. So Minneapolis, he not going nowhere now, uh, protesters blocked a highway and then a very confused old dude who was not part of any kind of anti Gaza or anti Hamas protests. He was just driving, he drove into it.

There's because there's drone footage of this. So the end of the protesters, the pro Hamas protesters on the ground, they tried lying to the media like Hamas did and tried to say, Oh no, this guy just drove through. He just, well, you can see there's like drone footage that's like minutes, like, you know, several minutes long and you can see because there's other cars and there's traffic. The guy, as he's approaching, he sees people in the road and there are cars behind him and he's like very hesitant. He doesn't want to pull up. He has no idea what's really happening. And he like, he just, you can tell he, he can't back up and turn around cause there's other cars there and he does not want to pull up to the intersection. Turns out he was just, he was this old man who had, he was confused and had no idea what was going on. And all of a sudden sees people in the roadway and he is trying to get through. And the pro Hamas violent rioters, they attack him, they attack his car, they attack him and they act like they're all hard asses like, Oh, we see you, we see you. You guys are a bunch of pansies beating up old men and blocking down highways. Welcome back to the show.

Dana Lash here, bottom of this third hour. And amongst them, amongst one of the people who was there involved in all of it is a Minneapolis city council candidate, Zach Metzger. Zach Metzger was a part of it and he's, he looks bad.

It looks bad. I mean, and they're like, Oh, it's a rally. It was that, no, it was a pro Hamas riot, a violent riot. And they had cops called on them repeatedly because of reports of like assaults and apparently other disturbances. I mean, when you're trying to damage someone else's private property and like the guy was trying, he had to end up having to drive over a crosswalk.

There were no injuries. He would, no one was trying to, and they were apparently firing off guns and all kinds of stuff as they were out in the street rioting for Hamas. That's just, that's insane. First off, don't block highways. I think if you're, if you, if you're trying to block a roadway as a protester, you're volunteering to become a speed bump. If you don't want to volunteer to become a speed bump, then get your ass out of the road.

If your parents didn't teach you that fate will. And this guy, and he was just so confused. There's all this video cause they think that, I don't know, they were taking video of them attacking him. Huh? Where do we just have a story about that like here earlier in the program? Hmm. And, but they had this guy who's there, who's, he wants to be on Minneapolis city council.

He was there. Zach Metzger terrorizing this old man. What does that do? What does that have to do? Tell me where in your freedom and in your freedom for this ethnicity that, that pro Hamas people try to conjure up into existence.

How does that benefit? What in the, what about raping children and burning them and, uh, burning women alive and killing people? Where is your fight for freedom in that? Where's your fight for freedom in this roadway blocking the highway and terrorizing an old man. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.