Absurd Truth: International Wo[men]'s Day

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That's right. Welcome back to the show, Dana Lashar. So yesterday was so-called International Women's Day, but apparently it's only for men. The White House marked the occasion. Jill Biden is as much of a doctor as that dude is a chick. She presented the International Women of Courage Award to a dude at the White House.

A dude legit got up and walked up and took the award. I mean, I wrote about this. If you get the newsletter, it's such a joke. Isn't this Women's Month or something like that? I mean, women get a week out of every month.

Now you got to have like four weeks in a month. Jiminy Christmas. But this whole thing's a joke. It's like a catchphrase and empty virtue signaling that masquerades as somehow genuine appreciation, except this doesn't even represent appreciation anymore. You had Jill Biden giving the woman's award to a dude who cosplays as a chick.

I mean, that's a serious cosplay award. By the way, where are the old feminists like Gloria Steinem and all that? Like all of their life's work is meaningless because you have dudes who are better women. Is that what they meant by equality of the sexes? Like you make both men and women equally male? Is that what they meant?

I mean, I'm wondering. Okay, I also want to share this with you. This was actually the news report, audio soundbite three, that had to do with a pride flag in the street in Fort Lauderdale, and I just needed to make fun of this.

This is crazy. This is WSV in channel seven. Pride flag painted on an intersection.

Residents around the area speaking out in disgust. Seven's Danielle Garcia is live in Fort Lauderdale with more on the search for that driver. Danielle, good morning.

Good morning, Lorena. That mural right behind me was unveiled just about 20 days ago. Already it's been damaged and covered with skid marks. The community here is saddened, as you mentioned, but they are planning to redo it.

In fact, the cleanup process has already begun. The rainbow flag? They accidentally, like, you're telling me that the road was used? No. Driving on roads is bigoted.

Did you know that? You're supposed to hover above them. They're mad because they got a skid mark on the flag that they painted on pavement, and it's literally right at an intersection, which, you know, that's when people come to stop.

It's like when you have, like, the most fender benders and things like that, and they're shocked that they're skipping. You painted it on a road, you morons. If you didn't want people to drive on it, you should have painted it on the side of a building. So anytime anything happens to the same thing, they're going to come out there, oh, no, someone hit something on the pavement.

Why don't you just shut the road down and don't let anybody use it? If you're so, like, hard up about it. My gosh. This is just, it's just crazy. Tomorrow we're going to talk about how cars are racist. I'm not making this up. That's a new thing.

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It's time for Dana's quick five brought to you by Caltech. This is a weird story. I actually went and tried to make sure that it wasn't satire, so I found a source a couple of different places, so it's legit. A 65-year-old man named Donald Santa Croce waited while he went to the bank in Utah, and he's accused of robbing it of $1. He said that he was going to keep robbing banks until they send him to federal prison. The 65-year-old man entered a Wells Fargo bank in Salt Lake City Monday morning. He presented a note to the teller saying, please pardon me for doing this, but this is a robbery. Please give me $1.

Thank you. The employees complied. They asked him to leave, but he refused. In a bizarre twist, he said that they should call police. He then sat down in the bank's lobby and waited for their arrival. As he waited, he complained about how long it was taking for police to show up. And then he told the tellers that he didn't have a gun because that they're lucky he didn't have one because it was taking the police so long to get there. And after he said that, the bank manager put the employees in the back room for safety.

No one was injured. He was arrested. He gave the dollar bill to the officers and said he entered the bank with the intent to rob it, and he told police that they let him out of jail.

He's going to just keep robbing banks until they put him back. They have no one knows any idea why he wants to go to federal prison so bad, but I don't know. Man, it's weird. It's very weird. Reason 5500 why you don't do cruises? Well, because you're on like a floating vessel and you can't get off it. There's water everywhere. More than 300 people are mysteriously sickened on a Texas Mexico cruise ship.

This is according to the CDC. They said 284 passengers in your post, 34 crew members. They all fell ill with vomiting and diarrhea aboard Princess Cruises Ruby Princess between February 26 and March 5.

So they said that it looks like a virus tore through the ship after a docked in Galveston. See, you're on a ship with all these people. You can't get away from them.

That just sounds like a nightmare to me. Stay with us. We got a lot more in store, folks, back after this quick, quick break. I saw this. I mentioned this in the headline thing.

I got to get some wokery out. Shake Shack. Shake Shack's not a bad.

They have some good burgers. So they had paid two or $20,000. Is it worth it to have your feelings hurt because someone calls you an incorrect pronoun? They had a staff member who identified as a man but was born a woman. They said they experienced misgendering. So someone correctly called them the right gender. And this is according to California, of course, California Civil Rights Department press statement. They said the unnamed employee filed a complaint with the department detailing accusations of discrimination, and etc, etc.

Management urged the employee to explain their gender identity to misunderstanding coworkers. The employee quit working at Shake Shack. So the employee apparently only worked there for one month. Hmm. And this was at the Oakland they were they were transferred to the Oakland location.

They got they were trained in San Francisco, transferred to Oakland. And Shake Shack also has to revise its policies detail dealing with retaliation and discrimination, blah, blah, blah, creating a one blah, blah, blah. So someone had their feelings hurt because they are a woman and they want to be a man and they weren't called he they were called her. And so where is the consideration for the employees who are being harassed by this person who wants to play make believe at the workplace? That's what gets me like if if this person had had done this without making a big deal about forcing everybody else to call them their whatever pronouns they wanted. I mean, I don't think anybody would have an issue.

Everybody would go along their merry way. But the fact that this employee threw such a fit about it and wanted to bully coworkers into cosplaying with her. Well, that's where's the concern or consideration for the freedoms of freedom of speech specifically with these employees? Where's the case for their harassment? I would have filed a countersuit. Holy Hades, I would have litigated this six ways to Sunday. Surely there is a litigated litigation happy lawyer out in California that would love to take like a countersuit case like that. Because that's they're being harassed by this employee for not going along with their make believe.

That's I mean, the only way to that's the only way to look at it. Honestly, sometimes I mean, these some of these people need to push back a little harder. And these restaurants should push back Shake Shack should should have been like, Well, what about our employees who are arrest who they were harassed by this employer or by this employee who wanted them to play along with their game of make believe? Where's the consideration for the freedoms and the in the non hostile workplace for these employees? We're sticking up for our employee because it sounded like it was more than one or two.

So where's the consideration for them? There's no way in hell you would force me to you to alter my speech and play make believe and use incorrect words. You're not commandeering my speech. You're not commandeering my perspective of reality. And that's what this is.

That's stupid that they even paid anything. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Hmm. So um, I don't really don't want to read this one. Let's do this one because this other one, please stop going to south of the border for surgeries.

Let's just stop what I'm gonna go ahead and do it because it's too weird. So a woman went to get plastic surgery in Columbia. And Florida woman. And I guess she was going to go have a boob job. But then she ended up losing the nipple area. She ended up losing that.

This is one she apparently millions of Americans do this. This Florida woman went to have her body augmented. It was over Yahoo News, and she thought she cut the cost of her surgery, she would get it done in a different country to different at a discounted rate. And she said that she went with a couple of friends.

They went to a facility in Columbia. They did wasn't it was she ended up having a lift and a couple of other things. And then she said that she went against her gut because you trust the professionals. And her doctor was nowhere to be found when she woke up and it only got worse from there. It she got an infection and she ended up having to Yeah, she's that's just stop doing that to stop going nobody. Nobody needs to you don't need it.

Stop doing it. Also, let's see here. Of course my whole thing froze. This woman was arrested because she for indecent exposure after she decided to get into the puddle of a parking lot and apparently take a bath and a puddle in a parking lot. I'm trying to open this story. But I'm going to throw this computer across the studio because apparently it's like not wanting to work.

Florida woman was arrested for indecent exposure to Southwest Florida library. She was this is craziness. She ended up and I can't actually get it. I can't get the story because this is just not working at all. So I'm gonna have to like restart this whole system. Yeah, I can't get it. I'm not able to pull it up. That's what's happening. I mean, I don't know what else to tell you. She was it was it was a Collier County Public Library.

And it was at the late late last month, but it's coming out now. 43 year old Carleen Sith layer. And she was using a puddle in the library's parking lot for her bath. Totally buck naked. And Collier County Sheriff's had to be called to the scene. They instructed her to put on clothes.

She did obey but she was arrested on a charge of indecent exposure. That had to be a big puddle. Like I'm thinking if it's a if it's big enough for you to strip down and to have a bath in it. That's probably a sizable puddle. Just yeah, no joke.

Like there's always alligator. I'm saying that's right. Good heavens. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.