Absurd Truth: Patriot Act 2.0

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Now, I don't understand, I guess this fellow doesn't live in the villages because I thought you had to be old to live in the, I don't mean old, you know what I mean? Like you have to be in like, there it is. I never know when it's going to ambush me.

I'm like waiting. So, the headline is this, a romantic rival enters a plea in case of defecating on car of executive in the villages. I mean, could you have more prepositions in the headline? A romantic rival entered a plea in a case in which he was charged, he defecated on the vehicle of some executive in the villages. Jeremy Powell is 30 years old, and he pled not guilty in Sumter County Court.

I know, see, that's why I was asking because he's 30 years old. So the director of accounting at the villages, he apparently dutied on the car. That guy walked out to his driveway and saw the passenger windshield side wiper of his vehicle was broken. There were scratches all over the doors and someone pooped on the roof of his car. So he looked at his surveillance footage, saw the guy doing it and called the police.

And so he recognized the guy from work. It took place in Super Bowl Sunday and apparently was over a girl. So they arrested this dude and he had a crazy high blood alcohol content level. It was nuts. It's full of drugs.

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A lot. This put this, this TikTok bill. So we've been having the hearing on TikTok in DC.

And there is now a bill, excuse me for pulling this up, that is that's, it was introduced by Senator Mark Warner from Virginia. And it is bad. It isn't a bill that actually is just about banning TikTok. And I haven't read through everything, but I've seen enough to where it's like, wow, it does.

There's more? I'm kind of shocked. I mean, I think if you're, if you're, if you're drafting a bill, whether you agree with it or not, if you're drafting a bill to ban TikTok, wouldn't it just be okay, well, you're banning TikTok. It's pretty simple and straightforward, right?

I mean, right? How would it read like, oh, here too full with TikTok is shall be banned, blah, blah, blah. You know, wouldn't it it would be something along those lines, right? Well, apparently it's being called the Patriot Act for the internet. So it is, and Greg Price does have some screenshots, there's a number of sources, I'm looking, I'm actually kind of going through it right now.

And I'll send this out to you in your prep. Email, addressing information and communication technology products and services that pose undue or acceptable risk, they get into imposing and forcing any mitigation measure to address any risk arising from any covered transaction by any person with respect to any property subject to jurisdiction of the United States that the secretary determines blah, blah, blah, they get into game desktop applications, gaming, mobile payment, web based applications, AI machine learning, satellite payloads, wireless area network, software, hardware, cable access, wireline access, core networking, all kinds of stuff. Oh, it just goes on and on. If you're in violation, you can go to jail for 20 years, you can be fined a million, have your property seized. And they can determine that a foreign government is an adversary without even telling Congress that they think that the foreign government is an adversary. And they are not. They are protected from FOIA.

Freedom of Information Act requests. What does that have to do with banning TikTok? Hi. This is this is some Uniparty BS. This is what it is.

This is because remember, Patriot Act was used against parents who spoke out at school board hearings, school board meetings, the Department of Justice actually used what was given to them the power allocated to them through the Patriot Act to go after and target parents. Can you imagine this in their hands? Can you imagine?

Whoo, boy. This sounds like Oh, we see a need for something. We're going to immediately get involved in this and exploit it and try to get more power. Hmm. Wow.

This is rough. So for all the people sponsoring it, Chuck Grassley is a co sponsor. Shelley Moore Capito. Oh, man, there's a lot of Republicans on here. Lindsey Graham. Tom Tillis. Yeah, Chuck Grassley and I like Chuck Grassley. John Thune. Let's see who Joe Manchin. Jerry Moran, Kansas. Dan Sullivan, Arkansas.

Susan Collins, Maine. A lot of Republicans on here. So that seems to be kind of problematic, you think?

Little problematic here. I this is one of the reasons why I was so critical of the Patriot Act because I thought this goes above and beyond this stated purpose. And this is the same thing.

You're not going to be able to ever you can't trade your liberty for security because you'll get neither. I mean, this is it's troubling you. And like I said, I will, I'm going to put this information up on substack as well. So make sure you go to chapter inverse and subscribe links are available all over my social media profile. But yeah, this is bad.

This is a the band tick tock. And there's a reason why you got Democrats and Republicans that are totally like all in on support. There's a lot of stuff in here. Everybody likes including it.

I mean, it's basically a giant. It's like government surveillance. This is even I mean, this takes what tick tock is and makes it worse. And now all of the news you would probably miss.

It's time for Dana's quick five. This is funny to me, a handful of cows found their way into it. This is real. This is actually real in Montana, a handful of cows found their way into a newly built home and lived in it for a month before they were noticed. Yes, actual like cow squatters. That's an actual photo that want to show it on the simulcast.

Well, it's a painting of it. But they said the family was moving from Washington, the aunt was supposed to be checking on the place she didn't arrange or filed a report about missing some cattle even checked their barn, but not the house. They think a storm sent them looking for cover.

And they also think the storm blew in a door or the cows nudged one open somehow. And it was just like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Awful. It was an awful instance. I think it's actually kind of hysterical.

This is I've just never heard anything like this before. A 36 year old mother almost had to have her legs amputated because she fell asleep kneeling off on all fours following a boozy night out, cut off her circulation for hours. Julia Anderson passed out because she is a moron. She drank about 20 drinks on an empty stomach.

She's from Canada. And she nearly lost her legs because she cut off her circulation. She collapsed on her bed kneeling on all fours. And when she woke up, her legs had ballooned to double their size. She couldn't move on her own.

That's insane. So I guess she's coming back to normal. But the photos that were I mean, it is she had to go under she had to undergo dialysis, a blood transfusion and a skin graft on top of her leg. She was hospitalized for five weeks.

That's just wild. Madonna announces a Nashville stop on her celebration tour. And the proceeds aren't going to victims or victims families, but they're going to the militant trans organizations after Tennessee. This is they're blaming the state of Tennessee for passing these bills. pillow face McTalon only in the studio is going to be going to Nashville to try to parlay her aging relevance into some sort of politics that a lot of celebrities who are on the sunset end of their professional lifespan think are going to give them an extra 15 minutes. I have nothing nice to say at all. And normally you would be like, well, then don't say it at all.

I'll tell you to come sit by me. And then finally, Team Canada. So this guy's redeeming the drunk girl, their powerlifting coach Avi Silverberg just broke the Alberta women's benchpress. He did it though on purpose. The hero's classic. He, the former record holder, a trans identifying male had a front row view as Silverberg mocked mocked the whole thing and broke the women's world record in the event just to show him like this is why this is so stupid. Women wouldn't have a place in sports. Good for him.

Stay with us. So did you see the story New York Post had it? A man was left sobbing in a JFK airport because a TSA agent hit his testicles.

It's a man who identifies as a woman. The unidentified flyer took to social media to vent about the incident in which he said the agent humiliated him in front of everyone. They deleted all their posts. They said hi, so a TSA agent at JFK punched me in the genitals. They deleted their post apparently when the airport started asking questions, yelled at me for having a penis and humiliated me in front of everyone after I said please stop. And he posted a photo of himself crying in the airport bathroom because that's what one does immediately capture the grief and then you know, and they said that the agent followed them in the bathroom again.

Really? I don't believe you. I don't believe you even know because first off. No, it's JFK Airport.

JFK didn't care. They want you in and out. They hate you get in and out. They said that excuse me, they began to they said that the agent followed them into the women's bathroom. So the man was in the women's bathroom. You know what, if you're a man in the women's bathroom, I'm going to talk mad crap about you too. You're you're you're preying on you're preying on me and making me feel uncomfortable in my space.

And you're demanding more accommodation than me. Which is sexist and patriarchal progressively. So they they've said all this stuff. They kept posting all these pictures of themselves in the bathroom crying and doing all this stuff. And I mean, it was just ridiculous.

Yeah, he he was nursing his testicles in the women's restroom. Take some real balls to do this. So they said that and then so they ended up deleting their tweets. I just don't believe this. The airport's like, well, we apologize for your experience.

I know what about making sure that your employees feel like they can be safe in the bathroom. I just don't believe any of this. I don't believe it. Like they the Florida Panthers, they were going at these two brothers because they didn't want to wear the alphabet warm up jerseys during pride night because of religious beliefs. Why did why do you are you demanding that hockey players wear jerseys that affirm the type of genitals that you like? What does that have to do with them? It's a compromise. You're infringing on them. Why are you Boston people around telling them what to wear?

I mean, Kali, I wish if I could drive this train to where I wanted it to go, man, oh, man. But the idea that you have to have it affirm you don't affirm me unless you wear this the colors of how I like to have sex in New Jersey. And they were like, very cool about it. They're like, no judgment, no judgment on how anyone lives their lives, etc, etc.

I mean, they couldn't be nicer. But they're like, we're just not going to do this because you know, we have faith too. That's the one thing with the with militant activists, they act like no one else has, there's no freedom for dissent. And there's no freedom of association either you're owned outright. Or the rage mob cometh. We have today in stupidity on the way. Man, I tell you, the day of rages on April 1, or vengeance, whatever, same thing. I can't even tell the difference anymore.