Absurd Truth: UFO Hearings Are Back

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Do you know that if, according to auto blog, if you're near naked and you run into a swamp at night, it's actually makes it makes you easier to spot. He ran across the center line collided with the semi but instead of exchanging information and waiting for police, he stripped to his underwear and took off into the swamp. Police say the crash happened about 830pm near Mulberry in Polk County, Florida.

And after the collision, the truck driver was sore was able to give a description of the man. He did strip to his underwear and then he ran into the water. Dogs found the driver a mile deep in the swamp wearing only his boxers. Now, I mean, it's in a swamp with water and there's gators there. Officials speculated that the man likely stripped to make it harder to find him, but they said that wearing only your britches actually makes it easier to spot you. He did not get eaten by a gator. So that that is true. No, he did take off because he was driving on a suspended license and without insurance. So now he also has left the scene of a crash with injuries.

And if he would have just stayed there, you know, closed and dealt with it, then you know, it wouldn't have been a thing. But you know, it's Florida Man. So I mean, I just still can't you know. Oh, man, let's see this. I don't even know.

This is nuts. So this is in Broward County, a Tamarack man, a Florida man was arrested and charged with domestic battery by strangulation after he choked a woman who asked him to turn down the volume on a religious video he was watching. According to the arrest report, the victim told deputies that the altercation began when she asked the man Leroy Jackson 53 Oh, man, you never go Leroy Jenkins man, or Jackson, when she asked him to turn down the volume of his video was a verbal request. And apparently it escalated to a physical altercation. He got mad at her because she asked it. He pushed her she pushed him away and he responded by placing both hands on her neck and squeezing to the point of restricting her airflow. She said she could barely speak. She called 911 and she allowed pictures to be taken of her injuries. She wouldn't provide a sworn tape statement.

They did take the guy in transported him to Broward jail where he was bonded out $1,500. I mean, nothing says you know, religious like being mad that someone interrupted your viewing and you try to choke them out. Oh my gosh.

So in the villages, the villages, like Minecraft. A man in red boxer briefs was found sleeping in the trunk of a car twitching. 39 year old Todd Curry curled up in the fetal position in an open trunk of his car this past Saturday while it was parked in a parking lot of a closed business. And according to the Lady Lake Police Department, he was wearing only red boxer briefs. He has a long history of arrest. They told him to put his pants on.

He had trouble slipping his legs into his pants. He admitted that he was using meth he was twitching. They found foil and three grams of meth point three grams of meth in the trunk. So he was arrested on third degree felony charge of possession of meth and booked in Lake County jail $2,000 bond. You never want to be twitching in a no in the car in the trunk here.

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No, it's true. There are a bipartisan group of lawmakers that are looking to solve the decades old UFO mystery. Today, Senate Armed Services Subcommittee on emerging threats and capabilities are holding the second only the second hearing that we've ever had on this in over 50 years. Uh huh. Yep.

Yep. or unidentified anomalous phenomena UAP. There was this publication in 2017 of all of this crazy video that was recorded by Navy fighter jets, and briefings by naval aviators who were witnessing all of these weird objects that maneuvered in just extraordinary fashion. And so they said, Yeah, we need to have some hearings on this.

We we've got to talk about this. So the DOD established this all domain anomaly resolution office or AARO. And they got a pretty big hit, they got a pretty big hand of authority to analyze UFOs.

And this is how it's written via the hill that exceed the known state of the art in science or technology. And so to cut through some of the bureaucracy, lawmakers demanded that AARO's director reports a top Pentagon and Intel community leadership. So that's going to be the there's only one witness in today's hearing, and it's the UAP office director. And they're going to probably I mean, I'm sure they're going to ask about funding and you know, the scientific commission and how they're executing said mission, etc.

I'm sure that those there's going to be some discussion on the you know, the Chinese balloons. But this was this was weird in that it's based on that 2017 report. They said that of the and this is from BBC of the 500 plus UAP reports by service members in recent years. They were asking as to how many were considered to have remarkable flight characteristics, and whether the AARO had confidence that these UAPs exhibited highly advanced tech and they had this 2022 assessment that said 366 of the most recently reported UAP incidents, they said judged more than half as exhibiting unremarkable characteristics. So that means or at least intimates that 150 of these reports involve objects that demonstrated pretty remarkable characteristics that you couldn't just say that was clutter or that's a spy balloon or something like that.

Because the one thing that it shared is they had unbelievable maneuvering capability. And in some of the video footage, if you see, I mean, you have stuff that moves faster than what we that just, I mean, it's it's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I don't even know how to describe it. You've seen some of the video, right, Kane? I don't, I don't know how to describe some of the objects moving.

I really don't. I mean, I've watched some of this stuff a million times. I don't know how you describe the movement of it. It's pretty amazing. I mean, amazing. How else can you describe it? Like what, like, how does it defies physics as we know it? Yeah. So they said that the UAP that they were looking at, and it's implying here that this is like 150 of the 150 reports, quote, appeared to remain stationary in winds aloft, move against the wind, maneuver abruptly, or move at considerable speed.

Without discernible means of propulsion. Now, the stuff that's been released is so heavily redacted. I mean, we kind of joked about this when it came out, there were little pages where there it's just entire black boxes, page after page. So much is redacted. But in spite of that, you can still see that, you know, these naval pilots are, I mean, they're blown away by this stuff.

There was a piece that the Hill wrote. This was in 22 of July, July of 22. And it said that in April of 2014, four naval aviators narrowly escaped disaster, they entered highly controlled airspace for a training exercise. They said their two FA-18F fighter jets nearly collided with a UFO. They said that they were frustrated. Dozens of their fellow aviators were frustrated because they said that people have to address it because it made it difficult for them to do that. A near catastrophe inevitable. And they said that the flight characteristics are highly unusual, etc, etc.

That's what and they were they were really frustrated by this. Man, why are we not talking more about this? This would be the time where governments like okay, let's go ahead and release some of this UFO stuff while everybody's distracted, you know, exactly what they'll use it for. I mean, if you're working at the government, we're gonna come out and be like, guys, yeah, there's some aliens out there. And we don't know.

We don't know if they hate us or not. I mean, this would be the time to do it. Right? Like spark us a giant political slap fight.

Everybody's looking one way. And then here reminds me so it was this. What is this movie called? I watched this the other day off chance.

Hang on, I'm gonna Google this because it reminded me of this movie. It was. Oh, I guess it was it was it. I guess it was. No, it was not aliens versus I can't remember what it was called.

I'll find out. Anyway, it was about this. This, this movie where you had zombies and vampires and all of this stuff. And everyone was figuring out how freaks of freaks of nature. It's called freaks of nature. And they're all trying to figure out all these different outcasts that are in all of these different like some are zombies, some are this, they're all trying to figure out how to live together.

Nobody gets along. They're all like super hyper focused on their own problems. And they're dealing with their own issues and etc, etc. And then aliens come an actual Armageddon alien invasion, and they are so busy fighting each other that they didn't even know that a literal actual Orwellian or not, or not Orwellian, but they're all trying to figure out how to live together. This this giant alien invasion was happening. And it was actually kind of it's a funny movie. It's a comedy. Yeah, it's like some War of the Worlds.

I mean, legit like that, like giant, giant War of the Worlds type aliens. And so it made me think of that, like, man, if you were gonna, you know, really drop something about that, that's when that's when you do it. So then it makes me wonder if it gets crazy. And you keep hearing more of these, like stories kind of on the slide. That makes me wonder that. How bad is it? And now all of the news you would probably miss.

It's time for Dana's quick five. So they're saying that Bank of England is saying is that high street goes contactless, cash is going to become less usable, as shoppers embrace the internet and reject actual cash. That's what the deputy governor of the Bank of England has warned.

We've been hearing this from people before. I've seen some great explainers as to what that actually means to smaller businesses and also how much banks make off of those transactions. I mean, you end up losing, you know, a lot of people's money.

I mean, you end up losing, you know, a lot of more money than you realize. Americans now spend more on legal weed than chocolate. I will never understand this. I mean, doesn't like weed smells like a skunk. Chocolate is amazing. Chocolate tastes delicious.

Weed smells like a skunks. But I mean, I don't know how else to put it. Why I amazes I cannot I never thought I'd say that.

No, if you think I'm crazy. Look, 30 billion compared to 18 billion. Yeah, right. 30 billion compared to 18 billion. A new study. And now it's like they said sales increased by I mean, millions and millions of dollars more.

Since Washington and Colorado were the only people that had the legalized there's a lot of other stuff that goes on with that, too. But interesting. Let's see. This New Zealand feral cat hunting competition for children prompts backlash. Animal rights organizations are upset. They said that pets could be killed during the event and animals could suffer prolonged deaths. It's a hunting competition to kill feral cats for a cash prize. That seems they said there's a good chance someone's pet.

Yeah, probably. That sounds I mean, I don't even like cats. I'm allergic to them actually, like seriously allergic to them. But I think they're weird.

And I've never I've never actually held one. But I mean that I don't know. Also, New York City is telling people pick up your dog do. They said that because they're telling people it's a crime and you're going to be fine if you don't do it.

I thought that was obvious, right? Stick with us. I have so many headlines about the dwindling of purchasing power.

I have let me pull this up. Oh my gosh, like what? A ton of different headlines about that. And then the increase in crime and everything else. And then on top of it, we're subsidizing now beginning May 1, high risk homebuyers because of a new federal rule on mortgage fees. So people that have riskier credit backgrounds are going to get discounted rates, and higher credit homebuyers are going to foot the bill.

So you work really hard, you do everything that you're supposed to do and you're penalized for it. I'm, I mean, I'm it's shocking. This is one of the people who was served as a federal housing administration commissioner during the Obama years. David Stevens told the New York Post quote, it's unprecedented and my email is full from mortgage companies telling me how unbelievably they are shocked there by this move. It also puts I mean, this puts so much pressure on a particular cohort of buyers in a market that's already trending downward in a major way. They said the average 30 year mortgage rate is hovering at 6.27% as of last week, that's up about 5% from a year ago, more than twice as high as it was two years ago.

And that's Freddie Mac data. Under the new rules, high credit buyers with scores ranging from 680 or above or two above 780. You're all going to see a spike in our mortgage costs. Applicants who place 15 to 20% down will get the biggest increase in fees. I mean, and this is all to subsidize high risk borrowers.

That's right. Under this pricing structure, a home buyer with 740 FICO credit score, 15 to 20% down payment, you get a percentage surcharge compared to the it's a point 750 compared to the old fee of point 250. And when absorbed into a long term mortgage rate, you get a percentage surcharge compared to the it's a point 750 compared to the old fee of point 250.

And when absorbed into a long term mortgage rate, that's going to cost you. Buyers with credit scores of 679 or lower will have their fees slashed. So if you have a 620 FICO score, and down payment of 5% or less, you get an almost 2% discount fee. And when absorbed into the long term rate, that's a half a point of discount. So the fee structure is to make the people who did everything right and worked hard and have a good credit score.

You're going to be punished in terms for in favor of the people who because it's not about income. It's about how good your credit is. You know what this reminds me of, is back in the early aughts, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, and the regulators all made it very easy for people without a job that all they had to have was a credit score. So all you needed was a decent credit score. You didn't have to prove you had a job. You didn't have to prove you had any assets or any money in the bank.

You didn't have to prove you had any income, and they would give you the loan. Now, what happened in 2008? We already know that the market completely crashed and the real estate market crashed, and the real estate market crashed. Now, here we are putting a foundation of people that have risky credit scores at the base, at the bottom of our mortgage system. It's going to collapse.

It will absolutely. We've seen this before. We've done this before.

We've absolutely done it before. I mean, this is just it is something else. That's that's what's happening. I mean, it's a welfare state. We're going to talk about how national conservatives are wanting to do that here in the further they're wanting to expand this further by adopting some of these policies from Hungary to here.

Because that's exactly what it is. That's exactly what's happening. I mean, this, we're gonna get to that. We're gonna get to that here coming up. So here's the other story I was telling you about.

United Nations, who boy, Washington Free Beacon. So the UN, they are trying to now mainstream pedophilia. They tried prohibitions on relations with underage individuals. They said, well, they can be consensual. They said that, quote, this is a March report, quote, sexual conduct involving persons below the domestically prescribed minimum age of consent may be consensual, in fact, if not law. Now, just so you understand, they're not saying that, oh, if you're an 18 year old, and someone's a 17 year old, they're not talking about that.

Oh, no. They're, yes, they're talking about what you think they're talking about. They said that they should, I mean, that's what they that's what they're they're they're pushing. They were using language similar to the pedophilia group, the North American Manboy Love Association, NAMBLA, or isn't it what, yeah, NAMBLA, echoing their language. They're trying to mainstream this.

You knew this was coming. This was just a matter of time before this happened. Because you're if you can, if you can bend the rules everywhere else, you're going to be able to bend the rules when it comes to age of consent, which don't you think that that kind of underscores the fact that it's never really been about consent for the left? Think about all the stuff that they've been talking about, whether it is a lack of informed consent, concerning, you know, sex changes, etc. I mean, that's a lot of stuff that they've been talking about. That's what all of this is.

It's all about this. The UN report that the Washington Free Beacon they have linked, I mean, it is messed up when you read it. Because at first, you know, I wanted to think that, oh, man, this is, you know, surely they're not talking about, like I said, just like a 18 year old in a 17 year something, you know what I mean? Something that's like, there's new ones like that.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The more that you read it, the more that they are dancing around, like adults and actual children. I mean, it is wild. And they also get into gender identity, gender expression, orientation, all of this other stuff in this big, long report. And they talk about minor attracted persons. That's pedophile. What? That what?

That's a pedophile. Stop using goofy language to hide what you're really talking about. Why are we involved in the United Nations again? It's like, isn't it like theater to pretend that we have, I mean, we we have diplomatic relations with all these other countries.

Do we honestly, the United Nations is a theatrical governing body that gets prime real estate in Manhattan, and it wouldn't exist without our subsidies. This is going to be the thing that that's next. I'm telling you what, it's already started. It's already started. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.