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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. multi-county chase and a stolen fire truck. The Miami Fire Rescue crews conducted, they were conducting a training exercise in North Miami Beach. This was just this past Thursday. And then one of their trucks drove off. I mean, a person drove their truck off. Police identified the identified the man inside as Lee Cambric Hannah 31. The truck struck a police cruiser, and no one inside, one would thankfully no one was in the car at the at the time of the crash.

And then the chaos ensued. They went on 995 and they went to Broward County and they finally ended the pursuit. He surrendered to police on the side of the road and he's in Palm Beach County Jail. He's being held on almost $8,000 bond, grand theft of emergency medical equipment.

And apparently they had numerous agencies involved in this. Oh, my goodness. So this that's pretty I have this one. This is not the it's not a Florida man guy. But you remember the guy who had his arm bitten off?

We literally had that yesterday was Sunday when it happened. Jordan Rivera, the Bandidos bar, he fell into the pond. You know what he said? He'd lost the whole arm. He said that's not the end of the world. He a 10 foot Gator ate his arm. And he goes, Yeah, it's not the end of the world. I didn't lose my life. I lost an arm. It's not the end of the world. And he goes, Oh, those Gators.

I didn't understand them. So I woke up in the hospital and Oh, Gator got your arm. So he only like has like part of his upper arm remaining. Boy, that's I mean, well, good for him. He's got a very positive outlook. Right? Let's see a man claiming to be a time traveler through a brick through a window to save homeowners.

37 year old Florida man. He police responded to a local residence. They thought it was going to be a burglary. The victims called the police. They said a lot of crash woke them up. Their baby cried and they found a phone call from the officer. You know, they identified the guy he was taken into custody. We don't have any $15,000 bond.

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This is amazing. North Face got really mad and sued him and shut him down. He was like a kid who did it. So people in St. Louis, not really fans of North Face because you know, this kid was having some fun and North Face freaked out. I get it.

You got to protect your IP but so in the so keep that in mind. So everything regarding any outdoor company, particularly North Face gets pushed through that perspective. So this is after we saw Bud Light advertised with a dude who totally does not drink beer and who thinks that women bathe fully clothed with jewelry makeup on. And this is all after you know, all of these other companies, the Target stuff. Now you have the North Face they made this video. And I'm trying to figure out what if you did not know what North Face was you would not know what they're selling. So this video it's what was it on TikTok and around social media. It has a drag queen running around outdoors.

One has this let's play some of this because I don't I don't know what they're selling if you don't know what they are you don't know what they're selling. So this is our tour of nature with us. Wow, this is nice. We like to call this little tour. Summer of Pride.

This tour has everything. Hiking, community, art, lesbians, lesbians making art. Last year we gaze our shade across the nation and celebrated pride across the nation with hundreds of you across the nation. This year we're back back back again with two new stops Atlanta, GA. Why? Because you're there in Salt Lake City. We're coming for you.

Of course, this year all these fabulous speakers will be coming from inside this TV. What are they selling? You're an outdoor company. You're an outdoor what are you selling? I mean, and they own Supreme Vans and Timberland and Timberland too.

Not Timberland, but Timberland. So I'm really trying to understand what they who are they advertising to and what's the because I'm sorry, I've never seen no drag queens doing stuff outside. I'm just you know, nobody no woman does puts on full makeup and goes outside right?

Like that and goes hiking and stuff. No, it totally didn't look natural. That totally did not look natural. That looked like somebody got a hold of an old 80s you know those old 80s plastic Barbie heads it was just the shoulder and then the Barbie head and it was like for little girls to do makeup.

That's what that looks like. That's not even good drag makeup. Oh, I said it. It's not even good drag makeup. But I'm just somebody said it was the weirdest episode of Teletubbies ever.

Oh my gosh, I just I'm who hikes like this. What? Who? What are they selling? Is that?

First off? Is that whatever the kaleidoscope outfit that that dude was wearing? Is that something that they sell? I don't even know what that is. Those aren't leg warmers.

What is that? So they don't sell it clown makeup? Oh my gosh, was this did I actually inadvertently watch a trailer for it three right? I mean, to me, like they were selling clown paint. I just, I'm trying to figure out why these companies are doing this. I it's so bad. People are like, Are we sure it's not paid? It's not parody.

Someone it was like somebody had a screenshot of it being on tik tok. It's not. We live in a world where you don't know what it's parody from what's real because everything is so insane. These companies that sell this I mean, it's one thing. I get so I got so aggravated about all this stuff.

Like with the stuff that because they had Maynard James Keenan who came out and said, because he's dressed in drag at performances before it's more like performance stuff. And he was saying that he really doesn't even care about the Florida law. But then he added it.

Yeah, you knew there was a button. He's like, I just still don't understand restrictions. But here's, here's the thing. There's a difference in saying that you don't understand restrictions and a difference in intimating that something is anti something simply because there exists an age appropriate regulation around it. I mean, if you want to go capital L libertarian and be like, I just don't know why kids aren't right in there with Hunter Biden, you know, like snort and blow off hookers butts. I just don't know.

I mean, I mean, if you want to be like that, then you know, go ahead and like, let that be known that that's how far capital L you are. But you can't say that it's anti something if they're having age restrictions around that adult sex show performance, just like all the other I just it's just so stupid. But my, my question with this is, what is I earn media is supposed to be good media, right? I mean, isn't if you have earned media, usually isn't that when people do the companies do something good, and they get all this attention for it. And they're like, Oh, my gosh, we didn't know that feeding this homeless person a sandwich with our logos everywhere was going to get us this media attention. I mean, it was totally planned.

They didn't do it on purpose. It's earned media. But with this, I don't know, is the North Face really the label? The company for people who actually go outdoors? Or is it for people who go walk around in parks?

Right? Yeah, by Starbucks. We went to Portland. We had an affiliate visit up there. We were in Portland. That was odd.

There. But there was I noticed there was a sheer there was a real difference, though. I will say this about the Portland people. The people who go outside in Portland are way different.

And I mean, like do outside activities are way different from the people who do outside activities, like in the middle part of the country. I think because they were in hiking boots and all this stuff. It looked like everybody was getting ready to legit walk up a mountain.

Like right off the plane. But their boots had wear and tear. I noticed everything like this. They didn't have brand name back. I mean, they were like people who actually went outside. Do they live there? I don't know. But like everybody got off the plane and went off into the mountains.

I don't know what happened. North Face is like the bougie stuff. That's like Planet Fitness. It's the Planet Fitness of outdoor activity apparel.

You know how Planet Fitness isn't a real gym and anything that has a lung alarm if you if you put a weight down to too loudly. That's so stupid. Yeah, I just don't I just don't get this. I don't get this.

I don't know. I mean, I'm not a at least it was I will give him this. It was a guy who was who was like, I'm a guy. I'm just in drag. That's to me is less offensive than the Dylan Mulvaney thing where it was a guy who was like, No, I'm a woman and you will recognize me as such. It should be illegal for you to even misgender me. And then actually cosplay offensively what he thinks a woman acts like.

So there's two that actually offended me more. There's being you know, in good whatever. I don't wear North Face anyways. I don't care. But I don't know. I just I don't understand what these companies are trying to do. Are they all trying to go out of business? Is it a competition to see who can go bankrupt the fastest?

I've got questions. Okay, so can we so Target, some of the some of the Target stores. This is I started seeing this go around on social media. Are they removing some of their displays? I haven't seen anything official to where it's more than just like one or two stores. But there have been some things that have popped up on social media.

There was one mom who had a video up saying that they she was in the store just like a couple of days ago. And the there the alphabet stuff with the tuck technology. I don't know what that is.

Technology. I'm trying to stay on topic that they had removed it because of customer backlash. And I want you to understand people are not making this up about the swimsuits in the children's section with the tuck technology. It was there. I mean, there's video of parents going into Target and showing these swimsuits in the children's or junior section.

And in both sections, and showing you the tag where it literally says that this is how to, you know, tuck your stuff. I don't know how you put it. I just I don't know.

I can't believe somebody would pay $20 for this. I mean, that's just trash. Okay, it's just so trashy.

I don't know. I, I this week, where's the asteroid? Kill us now, please. So this I'm just done. I think I can't believe I'm sitting here. I went to school.

I'm sitting here talking about tucking. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. So this is a horrible, horrible, horrible story. A father ended up being this is it's in Maryland. 43 year old father was beaten to death. I mean, on his front porch, protecting his 14 year old son after high school bullies and two adults showed up and repeatedly slammed his head into the concrete in front of his 12 year old. They severely beat him. They beat him to death. They killed him with a brain injury. His 12 year old son watched it and ran to help him screaming daddy as the attacker smashed his head into the concrete killed right there on his front doorstep. As a group swarmed his Maryland home 43 year old Christopher right.

It was a fight that started at Brooklyn Park Middle School and moved to his house and in Arundel County, and they their their 14 year old got into a conflict with another team and then three adolescents and two adults showed up at the home and killed him. Unbelievable. Man, I want to drag that whole fam damnly their whole the whole fam damnly of those criminals and just throw them in a pit. There you go.

We've got we got here. That's just horrible Earth sized volcano planet. What an Earth sized volcano planet may have a livable environment. New.

It's not about smod but okay. They said astronomers have discovered an Earth sized planet they suspect is covered in volcanoes and could have the potential to stain sustain life. Now that's if you don't get lava to death. They said that it was spotted by NASA's orbiting telescopes. It's the center of a cosmic tug of war in a star system. And they said it studs it sir the surface is studded with fiery volcanoes. Okay, but they said that they're hypothesizing that liquid water could exist and it's the planet D is what they call it is located on the inner edge of a habitable habitable zone.

I don't know it doesn't sound too habitable to staff thing. Now let's see a staggering numbers of military age Chinese entrance illegal entrance are surging across the southern border according to the Daily Caller. They say that China these people coming in from China are paying smugglers 10s of 1000s of dollars to get into the US according to Border Patrol. They said right now there's some pessimism in China, especially with people in their 20s about the future of their country. So yeah, they're leaving trying to get into the US. That's kind of it. It's Wow. And Netflix is cracking down on password sharing it has begun. Stay with us.

We got more in store. This proposed rule is not a ban on gas stoves. This proposed rule is not a ban on gas stoves. We are regulating indoor air pollution. Um, but it is though.

That's Cori Bush, from our hometown of St. Louis. It is though a ban about gas stoves. Because they're they're literally banning them from they want to ban them from new construction.

Welcome back to the program bottom of this third hour. They want to ban them from new construction. Now remember, when we were talking when we first were talking about this when they when they floated it, as they were saying that it wasn't a ban on gas stoves. No one's talking about your gas stoves you crazy conservatives, you freaks, conspiracists. Wait, what?

But then you guys like immediately they started immediately talking about it. So they this is they when they did this study when we talked about this, and I had pulled this up. It was a study where they were measuring, I guess, you know, harmful, you know, emissions put off by gas stoves. And they used a sealed room with no ventilation. So an airtight shut room with zero ventilation. That's what they used.

There are household cleaning materials that you can't even use like that. This is asinine. And that's the one study was Alex Epstein who had a whole thing on this. We had him on the show and he brought this up. And he has a whole piece on this.

I think I sent it out to you guys in the newsletter. That's the the whole movement against the gas stove thing from the left is based on that study. Tell me that that's not crazy. Oh, my gosh, they, if you don't, this is all about it's the push to the green stuff.

Electric stoves are garbage anyway. I would legit break the law. I would I would have a standoff. It would be like Lexington and Concord. I am not even joking you.

I would they would I double dog dare them to come up on my new construction and would be taking my gas stove. Oh, my gosh. Now what's interesting, who is the guy? He has the fish restaurant. Jose Andre. Is that what his name is?

Yeah, yeah. I think I don't like him. He seems like a lefty.

I think he's a big lefty. So he had all this new. He has all these like new restaurants in New York is where they're pushing this.

Starting to anyway. He got an exemption for his. Now they say, Well, because he's a big advocate, apparently of this.

And they and they were saying, Well, you know, it's because his started before they began drafting and pushing this legislation came and everybody else they started before. No, no, no, I thought if you believe it, then why wouldn't you? Doesn't matter when? Do you really believe it? Just wondering.

Mm hmm. I think it's just a coincidence. So this yesterday morning that Jose Andre unveiled a US Food and Climate Institute. Isn't that weird? Like, he got the he got the pass on the whole climate thing. Because he started the US Food and Climate Institute. So how interesting is that?

Isn't that something just coincidence, though? I saw him. Yeah, he's like a big I think he's like a big lefty. He's he owns a bunch of these different restaurants. He's known for his humanitarian work and all this. He's from Spain. But he has I think I've when we were on vacation, I think I accidentally ate at one of his places. I don't remember.

I didn't get to choose it or somebody else that chose it. But yeah, he's like talked he talks a lot about politics. And he does talk a lot about the climate and environment. But it's interesting because his, his restaurants, his new construction in New York, they're all exempt. So he's given he was given an exemption that allows his new restaurant to use gas stoves. Now they say well, it's because it's because he applied for his building permit in 2019. And that was before the city council revised the building codes, but he talks goes on and on and on and on about and this was, there was Palo Alto officials, this was and I'm gonna revise myself, Palo Altos, where he has stuff in New York, Palo Altos, where apparently they already have this in effect, New York is where they just passed it in California is where it's already in effect. He was opening a new restaurant in the Stanford shopping center in Palo Alto. And the Simon Property Group, they applied to build a restaurant 2019, blah, blah, blah. And they had the gas line all this stuff now but now look, I mean, he's, you know, he's, they said they would have to alter their signature five star menu without a gas connection and appliances and they're unwilling to do that.

That's what his attorney said in a statement. Why can't that be the excuse for all of us? That's so weird. See, also without a gas connection and appliances, I would be forced to alter my signature five star menu here at my house too. And I am unwilling to do that. Hmm. I mean, it's the government, they spent a billion dollars on a GeoCities health website that just didn't even work like 10 years ago. Why in the world would we trust them on anything else? Why?

It's rhetorical. We wouldn't. I mean, that's the whole point. We wouldn't. Good heavens. All this stuff is so asinine.