Absurd Truth: My Generation

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. So a Florida man tried to settle a dog poop dispute with a dangerous drive by. A Tamarack man was arrested after he tried to run over a neighbor with his vehicle over a dispute involving dog do happen on January 23, Broward County. He responded to a neighbor dispute because they got reports of a man acting erratically and trying to strike neighbors with his vehicle. Upon arrival, deputies encountered a very angry 47-year-old, Lucas Satin, seated in the driver's seat of a vehicle. And as deputies approached and requested to speak with Satin, he yelled out of his window, stay away, I don't trust you, and then warned if the deputies came any closer, he would drive off, according to court documents.

As backup vehicles arrived, Satin indeed drove away and left the scene without being questioned. And then following his departure, they then began interviewing neighbors. Apparently, he was revving his engine for hours and tried to run over another neighbor. And it happened because the victim told deputies he was walking his dog in the vicinity of Satin's home. Satin drove by, they waved as if everything was okay. And then Satin drove around the neighborhood one more time, yelled at him to keep his dog off the property, and to which the victim told Satin, you know, I cleaned up after him, Satin disagreed, and then he tried to moan down with his car. So that's how it all started. And they did get him.

They did get Satin though. They said they found they they they did find him and they arrested and charged him with one kind of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and he is on house arrest. Now following a mental health evaluation. A Florida man who beat who allegedly there's video of him doing it.

Okay. A Florida man who was on camera beating a shark on a beach should be charged according to the Wildlife Commission. Now Florida wildlife officials are saying that there should be charges against demand accused of dragging a shark around on a beach and beating it with a hammer in December.

I agree. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, they the agencies recommending that two charges be filed against the 33 year old including harvesting or possessing a prohibited species catching said species and not immediately releasing it without harm. It's going to be up to Brevard County State Attorney's Office to determine whether or not they're going to file charges against this guy. But he was accused of dragging around this shark at Bicentennial Beach Park. It was all captured on vehicle, and he hit it on the head with a hammer. And then, you know, released it into the water. But apparently, it looked like a lemon shark, which is a protected species.

They weren't able to find it after they hit it with a hammer. But it's like, why do you got to do that? Look, you're not going to settle the score. Okay, that's not how we that's not how this works.

Just don't be don't just stop. And a Florida man tells cops that he had Jesus told him to drive his Ferrari off of a pier. Yeah, that's what happened. A Florida man confesses to the cops. Jesus told me to drive my Ferrari 360 off a pier. 48 year old James Muchacho of Deerfield Beach, Florida drove his Ferrari off the end of a dock in Palm Beach after a confrontation with the police officer. He was rummaging through his Ferrari. The car was parked on the public beach dock. The officer told him he couldn't park there.

He said Jesus told me to drive it off and apparently tried to do that. Wow. Or you could give the Ferrari away to people who don't have Ferraris. You know, they're pouring Ferraris. stuff coming as well.

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Learn more about the P50 pistol at genX.com. my age and make myself older if I have to I swear hands to sky I will. And then we had this conversation because we were talking about certain attributes of millennials that even like Steve's a millennial and he even hates millennials. We're like Steve, you're the only millennial we like and he's he's a baby millennial and one is Gen Z. One is how what like where does he fall in Gen Z? So he's he's like he's Right in the beginning. Right.

Yeah, yeah. So he's like an older Gen Z dude. He's older Gen Z. I think it's so arbitrary, by the way, how they cut these things off.

It's really weird. I just think it's very arbitrary. And then wasn't there supposed to be I was reading someone or reading this piece from some sociologists who was saying that there actually is a micro gen between Z or between millennials and X because of the internet, the creation of the internet. And it was determined, which I think is stupid. But I mean, I guess I can understand the argument. And it was determined by whether or not you had the internet when you were in school.

Which doesn't really make that much of a difference. Dude, I remember I had so I so had like high school, AOL chat. Remember that? I was a troll, man. I was such a troll. Everything was black. My font was black. Everything was black.

And I would I would come in with like Slayer or something I could like, code it in and drop it. It was all like so stupid. The best we had in my school was the Do you remember the K pros? Those K Pro machines, they look like when when the keyboard was attached to the top of it, it had a handle on it and carried around like a freakin suitcase. And you took the keyboard off the top of it. And it had its little screen and you put your floppy disks in there. I totally don't remember that. Oh my gosh, that's what I was introduced to. When I was young.

I remember. Yeah, I do people have typing class anymore. I had that when I was because they were phasing that out when I was in high school, like I was a senior in high school before they started to not have such much of an emphasis on it.

And now I don't even think they offer it. Along with home ec or I don't think they offer shop. Do high schools have shop classes anymore? They did when I was in high school. I don't know about now. I don't think so. Did you really have a high school experience if you didn't walk past a shop class full of burnouts?

Like at least once an afternoon? I mean, was it really a high school experience? I don't know. Are the nerds in the typing lab? Was it really a high school? We did serious stuff in shop. We rebuilt starter motors. We rebuilt lawn mower engines.

You guys did cool stuff in there. I sewed a pig pillow in home ec. But I will say I also learned how to balance a checkbook and do other adulting things in home ec. Where kids don't do that now. My oldest son was complaining about it. He was like, they didn't teach us this stuff in school.

I'm like, really? I was like, they didn't teach like, no. I mean, we had to take home ec.

I think it was actually mandatory. I was in seventh grade and I had to take home ec. But when you were in junior high, you had to take one year of home ec. Two semesters. And then one of my projects was I had to along with a team of other similarly addled people, domestically addled people because we're kids.

We had to make like a whole like, what was it three course meal, and had the budgeting and everything. And then I had to create a pillow and you could pick from a pattern. And I think it's funny now that one of my hobbies is was is now one of my final projects for it's funny. But yeah, they don't they don't teach us stuff anymore. They don't teach and that I just I just wonder if that's because have you heard kids complain about this now?

It's you. It's Gen Z that I hear this the most wrong. They're like, Oh, my gosh, we don't we didn't learn about any of this stuff. Balance a checkbook.

What? I don't even use checks. I'm like, well, you still need to go and like look at your bank account and make sure that nobody's stealing from you. I mean, be obsessive about that stuff. I think high school should have those type of classes in addition to how to fill out your taxes. Yeah.

How to start an LLC, how to address an envelope. Yeah, just those simple things. We totally abandoned all that stuff. I had one of my friends because we're sending out graduation, you send out graduation invites and all that stuff. And one of my friends was she texted me, she was like, Oh, my gosh. She said, Did you deal with this with your child? She's like, because I sat down with my son, and we were filling out graduation announcements and invites. And she said he literally did not know how to fill out the envelope. And I go what she's like, he literally did not know where to put what on the envelope.

Well, okay, think about it, though, in his defense really quick. How often do Gen Z people get Gen Z people? Do they get mail?

Right? How often? Who sends you mail? It's either spam, spam, military. What else?

Yeah, credit card application, credit card applications. And that's kind of really it. Everything else is like Evite. It's all like something else, right?

So yeah, I just I'm just a little fascinated by all of that. Yeah, they don't teach any of that stuff. I was I'm actually thinking like I don't know or college stuff. You get college stuff. And that's kind of it. They don't get me everything is Evite. Even I mean, even like your bank stuff is is well, I mean, you might get like your summary, you know, your monthly statement, but that's it.

They don't really get so I was thinking about it. And then I check with my kid and I'm like, Hey, do you know how to fill out an envelope? Now remember, I homeschooled for a number of years. And thankfully, he reminded me that that's one of the things that we covered, because we did a Flat Stanley thing. I don't know if you guys remember Flat Stanley. It was a little boy who was flat and his parents sent him around to travel the world in an envelope, which was incredibly irresponsible.

But I mean, we wouldn't have had the book without it. So anyway, would you say it's like quizzing Gen Z on rotary phones? Yeah. That is one of my favorite things to watch young Gen Z figuring out how to use a rotary phone is one of my favorite those videos are so like wholesome and genuine. These kids are like, how do you use this? And they pick it up and they're like, it's already on.

How do you use this? It is so funny. Oh, cracks me up. They and they think that they're fancy. What is it sets in like this? It is Oh, I cry between themselves trying to figure out so if I put my finger in the three hole, and then if they mess up, they're like, gosh, dang, and I gotta start all over.

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Visit angel.com slash freedom. And now all of the news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's quick five. Alright, so the majority of Americans do not support trans athletes competing against women 70%. There's like three new surveys out about this, by the way, say that no, they have to compete on the same as as their gender. KAT use is a very interesting story. Superlose a chemical found in widely used sweetener damages human DNA.

According to a new study. It's a chemical that forms in humans digest a certain type of widely used sweetener. It's called genotoxic, meaning it damages DNA and it's superlose.

How much? Like what all is that in? They said that after that all these several fat soluble compounds are produced after superlose ingestion. This is why any processed food is so bad for you. They said that the new work establishes that circle of superlose six acetate is genotoxic.

That is the North Carolina State University and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. And they said that it's all that can be found an off the shelf superlose even before it's consumed in metabolized. In fact, they also said that it's superlose six acetate. European Food Safety Authority has a threshold of talks a lot.

Excuse me. Toxological concern for all genotoxic substances that are point 15 micrograms per person per day. They said their work suggests that the trace amounts of the superlose six acetate and single daily superlose sweetened drinks exceed that threshold threshold. So wait, is that my is that my my diet?

So these? Oh my gosh, what am I gonna do? Why is that? What am I gonna do?

Should I just Shush up, but I love my diet. So these though, what I have one a day. What? I do. Yes.

How bad is it? Oh my gosh, I want to throw the show to the side for a second to start googling this. Hold up. Alright, so I'm gonna get the rest of hard liquor consumption is up. Apparently people are drinking more liquor as much now as they did during the Civil War. Makes sense.

Let's see. They said the average American drinks 60% more hard liquor. Hard liquor now than the mid 90s.

I will say I think that it's not so much due to stress and stuff. I think because the cocktail thing has taken off right? Like mixologist and it's like a new they're drinking more like the whole quote unquote, fake speakeasies are back. They said that that now hard liquor more people are drinking that more so than ever. But I do think it's because of the cocktail movement. The whole all don't you think so? I think it's really because of that.

I think it ebbs and flows. But you know, anyway, so let's Oh, this is pretty impressive. A 16 year old gamer breaks the world record fastest typist in the world at 300 words per minute. I can type super fast. Like ridiculously fast, but not 300 words per minute fast. That's pretty amazing. A 16 year old.

It's a Florida based YouTuber called mythical rocket. It's pretty amazing. Stick with us more in store. Oh boy. Kane, I can't even read this one. But we can at least probably put the graphic up in a simulcast on the in the screen. So there's a project from the coming out of the administration.

Kane has seen seen it. He just thought it is a from the Washington Free Beacon. It's a project that wants to spend hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to translate a book that is a self described vocabulary of alphabet terms into Spanish. And it's the book is called homosaurus and international alphabet and linked data vocabulary. So it's the LGBTQ plus whatever.

It's the National Endowment for the Humanities in January announced a $350,000 grant. It's going to see the University of Washington create a Spanish language version of the homosaurus. homosaurus. The dictionary features a dinosaur standing under a rainbow, as its logo, defines hundreds of terms and phrases relating to all bunch made up terms, the trans genders, intersex concepts, all this stuff. I can't even get into some of the stuff that they are wanting to translate. I can't, because I can't talk about it.

I'll totally probably get fined. It, it is incredibly inappropriate activities that some people might do in a romantical way. Why do we care about that? I don't know. Like, for instance, they're trying to figure out what is the Spanish word for indigiqueer? There isn't one.

Indigiqueer? That sounds like a it almost sounds like a setting for your television. Oh, the picture's brighter. More colors.

The rainbow. I don't know. They said so that's a term by the way, Kane. Indigiqueer.

It's used to describe the identity of people who are both indigenous and queer. Indigiqueer, you know, I just said so it's like JLo you just and like and Bennifer you just like, mush different words together to create a new word. Is that how it works? Is it science? Science. It's science.

So indigiqueer. So what what, um, I mean, you could, oh my gosh, guys, this is the whole article of stuff. I really can't even say half of the way. Well, like, for instance, some of the Um, nope, can't say that. Hang on.

But our taxpayer dollars are paying for it. It's stuff that I wouldn't. I don't know, Kane, where to go with this. You know, are you looking at what I'm looking at? Okay, yeah.

We can't, right? That's the, that is the international audible symbol for let me try this. Okay, go ahead. Try your best, sir. So apparently, homosaurus also includes terms that define minors under the age of 18. Oh, no, as like their children.

There's a kid. I don't even want to say it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my gosh. See what what's happening? Okay, well, I can say this one.

They're trying to find the spell that they're trying to find. Spanish word for bear, which is not the animal. No. This is kind of like, you know what the urban dictionary is? If people know what the urban dictionary is, the this is like a version of the dictionary for no LGBT. Yeah, it's a good way to put it as cute barbecue. Don't forget that bbq.

That's the most important letters that you put together favorite part of that group. So they they are they're trying to get the Spanish word for bear. That is not to describe the animal but a slang term used to just describe a hairy and large or muscular gay man.

Build a bear. Because a whole new meaning. Just man. So there you go. Yeah. I can't, I can't even believe that and this is a grant that is doing a grant. So the database is maintained by the digital transgender archive, which is the thing we have to have now. And it's a bunch of stuff that's just dumb.

And I don't have any. It was also goofy. Oh, my gosh, look, on my mom's side of the family. We're Mexican, right?

So very, I wouldn't even say religious necessarily, but very family centrist. Gosh, I really want to put a camera on you and have you go down to Matamoros and ask people in your family like so what's the Spanish word for this? They would laugh out loud.

Oh, my gosh, laugh out loud. This is just the I think it's an attempt to remember the Latinx thing that they were trying. This is so much worse, though. This is way worse than that. This is the I think this was all by design. And planned in advance. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcast.