Absurd Truth: Snow White Stock Dips

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He was arrested on charges of misdemeanor petty theft, felony drug possession of a controlled substance, blah, blah, blah, misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia. So it was a Walmart loss prevention officer who told deputies that there's this weird dude in the parking lot, he's in a red Kia, he shoved all this stuff in his britches and then walked right past the registers. And the loss prevention officer tried to stop him, and good row goes, you can't catch me, and then left the parking lot.

I love that his last name is good row and he's like, can't catch me. That's according to the affidavit. So a deputy located him about a half mile away and initiated a traffic stop. He was cuffed, they investigated, removed him from the vehicle, and they found when they decided to test for drugs, they saw a small folded yellow piece of paper right there in Plainview that had a crystal black substance and it was field tested totally for meth. It was so total meth, total meth.

I have this one too that I got to touch on. This is a Florida mom who intentionally crashed into another mom's car. School drop off, man these chicks do not play.

They are just rage filled. So Jessica Perez, imagine doing this, she was arrested and charged with felony aggravated battery using a deadly weapon according to the affidavit. It was at the Reddick Collier Elementary School. And Marion County Sheriff's Office, they arrived at the scene, they said it was intentional, she ran into the other woman, and they even pulled off the road and were yelling at each other. And Perez apparently pulled up next to the victim in the grass shoulder, began to yell at her, the victim yelled back, and that's when Perez allegedly intentionally ran into her car with her son in the front seat. And then Perez screamed at her, quote, yeah, I just did that. You can't catch me. Yeah, I just did that.

Man, we're like, this is, we're just hitting home runs today. So she got in trouble. She doesn't have any priors.

She had posted, she posted a $10,000 bond. Oh my gosh, why? Why would you do that?

Why? I'm just telling you. A, let's see, there's a couple of other things we got here. I just don't know, just, yeah, road rage, road rage.

I don't know what's up with people with, with road rage. Oh boy. No, I don't, do I really want this one? I don't think so. There was a villager. We got a villager. It's a villager, it's a villager story. I think of Minecraft whenever I have this. You know what I mean?

You can meet Kainstein, he knows exactly what I'm talking about. I, and I love how they call each other villagers. So, a villager was arrested after a brawl with another lady after going out to dinner. Jean Dorothy Polterach? I'm trying, that sounds right. Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to go with that. Jean, yeah. She was arrested, this is in the village of, I can't pronounce it.

Don't judge me, Pociana. She was arrested Tuesday on a felony charge of battery over a person. She's over 65. She's 66. Wait, can you be charged with battery on a person over age 65 if you're also over age 65?

Do you get an exempt for being, you know, older too? No. Okay, I don't know. So, the moments that she and Polterach had gone out for dinner, they got into an argument and it turned physical. And then she said that Polterach used an open hand slap to strike her across both sides of her face and then poured water on her. So, they arrested the other old woman on charge of battery.

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Or text Dana to 998899. Didn't we just have a live action Snow White with that chick from Twilight who was always like, ugh, ugh. And that's like the only thing she could do was, ugh, ugh.

That was all. And she like slept with the director or something. He and her broke up their marriage. Anyway, they're doing a live action. Gal Gadot was in it. Gal Gadot, we're supposed to believe, is the evil stepmother. And that Rachel Zeigler chick who's in West Side Story, the remake with Ansel Agort.

Who I thought, you know, that was a good cast for this. But she's so annoying now. She's like every annoying cliched theater kid wrapped up in one person.

She's 27 years old. She has been bashing Snow White, the film. And she was bashing the original story and saying that it was the, you know, the prince was the stalker and Snow White.

I mean, they basically appropriated a character and then just did their own story and ruined the original. So now branding experts are telling her, are telling Disney, dude, this chick is going to tank this movie. Because she's getting backlash. So she, three years ago, she had all of her fans go and try to bully Gina Carano when Gina Carano had boop bop beep as her pronouns.

And none of Gina Carano's weak ass castmates on The Mandalorian that I immediately stopped watching defended her. And then it came out, Rachel Zeigler said, I hope the world becomes kinder. And she's having a fit because she's getting backlash about the stuff that she had said about Snow White. But you sent literally like an army of trolls to go and attack someone because pronouns. And then she was like, I love pronouns.

I think everyone should use pronouns. So now this branding expert is like, look, the backlash to this annoying chick is going to tank your big budget Snow White remake. And they said that executives are going to be having crisis talks because this is turning into a disaster. She's I mean, she's not doing I don't understand how you can convince people to go see a movie when you spend most of your time bashing it.

Like she's bashing the material upon which the movie is based. In fact, you know why they couldn't have the prince? Because the prince would have cut. Well, he just let this broad stay asleep.

I said this a few days ago on social media. I was like, there's no way the prince that no way Prince Charming would have woken up this chick. This Snow White. She would wake up and be like, my truth. He wanted her to stay asleep. He wouldn't. I wouldn't wake her up either. Nah, chick, you go ahead and you go ahead and catch those Zs. Go ahead.

The experts said there was a time when Disney actors were media trained and thoughtful about the impact of their words while sticking to key messaging about the film. But the rewrite of Snow White as a quote unquote boss girl, which is a phrase I hate. I hate it calling grown women girl. I hate that. I loathe it. Just stop it.

You're not going to chase youth by infantilizing yourself. But they said Disney needs to be careful with how they portray Snow White and with their actors and how they promote this movie going forward. I'll have to say you didn't really get any of that with Margot Robbie, did you? With the Barbie thing.

You didn't really get that. Margot Robbie stayed true. I will give her a show.

I have not seen that film. But she stayed true and she didn't like, you know, she promoted the movie. And from what I saw, every interview that she gave, it was about the movie. I mean, woman even wore pink everywhere. She wore pink on the red carpet. There was a picture of her on Daily Mail. I was reading about some Hunter Biden thing and up on the right column. You guys know that's that.

That's the trash that you read, you know, but you pretend to be reading the real smart stuff. And she was walking to the airport with her husband and she's all in pink. She got the pink suitcase. Like she was marketed Barbie to the nines.

It was smart. And she focused on the movie. I don't know what this chick is doing.

This chick. I mean, would you knowing nothing about how apparently woke it is. Hearing an actor talk about the film in which they are in in such a manner. That doesn't make persuade me to want to see it. It makes me think it's going to suck. Right. She's like running people away from this film. So these executives are like, oh, man, this is not looking good.

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That's KELTEC weapons dot com. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. This is a horrible story. Sickened witnesses described hearing a loud crash and seeing body parts strewn across the street after a guy in pajamas jumped off of the New York City Mandarin Oriental Hotel, hit the marquee where he split in half.

It was it was 750 feet Deutsche Bank Center in Manhattan. And oh, my gosh, it's scattered across the street. He hit the marquee and it just severed him. Oh, my gosh. And they just I mean, this sounds like this is oh, my gosh. So far, they have not released his identity. The only thing the police have said is that he's like in his 30s or 40s.

That's about it. And they said it didn't look like anything happened that had happened outside that contributed him to going off to the roof. They just, you know, oh, my gosh, what a horrible story. And apparently there were witnesses and people who heard it just awful, awful, awful. Also, oh, gosh, this a man is accused of drunkenly, drunkenly shooting and killing a bear in Georgia. Georgia WSB TV. Oh, man, it looks rough as Forsyth County. He deputies received a report of a bear that was shot.

A woman was with her mother and four children. She said she heard three shots from outside and that she saw a bear running up the hill into the woods and there was another shot. It fell to the ground. They said they sent out Georgia Department of Natural Resources where at the scene they told neighbors the bear was not a direct threat to anyone and was shot. And then they got the Billy Cowart is the guy that they ended up arresting. They said that he was in his yard with his chickens and he felt threatened. And he said so he ran inside and he said that's when the bear ran into the woods and he grabbed his rifle inside, ran outside and shot the bear.

And then they said, why can you not speak any of your words without slurring everything ridiculously? And then they found then because he was completely drunk. He's also a convicted felon. So he got charged with a whole bunch of stuff because he was drunk and he was shot a bear and he was a convicted felon. She'd even been armed, according to law in the first place, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, there's there's very specific laws about that with the bear stuff.

Let's see. The officials are searching for a person in Wisconsin who released three thousand mink. Like the little animal, like they're weasels, right? Aren't they like little weasels?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in Wisconsin, authorities are looking to track down the person responsible for releasing thousands of mink in one county that happened in the town of Lincoln in the middle of the night. Somebody went out there and released literally three thousand, approximately three thousand mink. And they said that this is they've had incidents like this before, but this is the smallest. Yeah, it probably sounds like an animal rights person that saved him from becoming something to say. Let's see.

The Pennsylvania Department of Health is distributing free potassium iodide tablets for residents living near the Limerick Generating Station. They're doing it for a year. That sounds sus, dude.

That sounds super sus. Stick with us. We got a lot more in store. Why are IRS agents, A, armed and B, why are they conducting training exercises in which one agent accidentally shot another?

Stick with us. But the IRS had to hire eighty seven thousand guys. Eighty seven thousand agents. Because, you know, it's going to shake down those rich people. You know, the rich people for their stuff, it's going to shake them down. Had to have eighty seven thousand agents. Hunter Biden can do whatever, but, you know, got to have.

Eighty something billion dollars to hire thousands of IRS agents with the Inflation Reduction Act, because, you know, the IRS said they just there's no possible way they could go after these tax cheats. Would you describe Hunter Biden as a tax cheat? I think I would. Yeah, I would, too.

Yeah, I would describe him as a tax cheat. But no, you can't. You can't. Can't. Not going after him. It's different for you because you're not you're not the first son.

You're not infant baby Hunter Biden. Now, while we're talking about the IRS with all of this, I wanted to share this story with you. Let me pull this up. IRS agent kills fellow agent at Phoenix Shooting Range.

This is during a training exercise on Thursday. An IRS agent lost their life due to an inadvertent shooting by another agent. And this is ABC 15. The Federal Bureau of Prisons said they're actively looking for they're actively looking into it. It they said it was at this firing range at the Federal Correctional Institutional Phoenix range. And they said that they haven't provided other specifics, but it was being used by multiple federal agencies. The IRS agent was transported to the hospital.

They said that regrettably did not survive. Why a do you even have to have an armed IRS number one? And number two, why are they conducting training exercises like this?

Any ideas, King? Why would they be conducting these types of why would they need to be armed? Why do they need to be conducting these types of exercises? Yeah, it is confusing because didn't they recently say they're going to stop with the home visits? So it's it's kind of not just confusing, but to me, it's a little scary. Yeah, a little bit. So it's like an army of tax accountants. Yeah, an army. Yeah. I mean, no, boy. I don't know.

I don't know. I just don't I why in the world like why do they need all of this? Why do why do you have to have IRS agents, which is a completely unconstitutional entity to begin with, to be armed with taxpayer paid for weapons and taxpayer paid for ammunition.

And, and then they're doing these training exercises, where an agent was shot and killed inadvertently, regrettably, they said. It's not for people like Hunter Biden. It's not for people like him. You know, not for people who make millions and millions and millions of dollars with the CCP. Seems like it's just for the rest of us, doesn't it?

I mean, it seems like it's just for the rest of us. Was Alec Baldwin teaching this class, by the way? Was he running this training exercise?

I'm curious. Remember when this first came out about these armed agents? This is last year, actually. And it looks like Reuters was writing that it was a false it was their fact check that and they said it was false that the IRS is not hiring thousands of armed agents. They're saying that right. They're saying that the job ad shows an opening for quote unquote, specialized unit. So the internal thing. Yeah, so the Internal Revenue Service is hiring for specialized units that are armed with that still doesn't answer the question as to why. Mm hmm. Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't make any sense. I agree.

And why do we even what even need a specialized unit anyway? Oh, for all of us. That's right. Yeah. For all of us. That's right.

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