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We got Charles Payne who's going to be joining us here coming up in the program.
So we're going to be talking to him as well, diving into all of that. I got some more audio cuts for you. I didn't play any audio. I've hardly played any audio this week, and we have 110,000 million of them. Do you guys want to hear about celebrities pledging to defend the Constitution against Trump?
Why not? This is cut 20. Listen. Hi, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis. Noah Wiley.
Robert Genniro. J. Michael Ludi. Ramon Gerard Esteves. AKA Martin Sheen.
Dr. Isaiah Ike Wilson III, Colonel, United States Army retired. And I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. That I will continue to bear true faith and allegiance to the same. And that I take this obligation freely.
Without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion. I am proud to affirm my oath of the Constitution. And I hope you will too. These people are so high on their own supply, it's ridiculous. That is just ridi it's just ridiculous.
It's just a ridiculous thing. Yeah. Yeah. You guys got any ideas? From what?
What are they defending? Yeah, what is unconstitutional exactly? Does anybody know? I don't think anybody knows. Nobody knows.
Okay. Yeah, I don't think they know either. They definitely don't know either. I uh I don't understand these kind of stunts. Like, we're going to talk about the ongoing McIlmore thing because the fallout from there is still happening.
It's actually pretty crazy. Poor Ed Sharon. I don't understand stunts like this because they say this type of stuff, and I'm like, okay, from what are you defending it from? Can you like Can you articulate the threat? Is it possible for you to do that?
Can you articulate the threat? I don't know what they're it's just What is what is the purpose of this stupid stuff? What is the purpose of it? And Jamie Lee Curtis, good grief. She's.
Robert De Niro, I expect of it, but... Not, people are getting tired of being preached at. We don't have any outlets anymore, have you noticed? Because there's, you don't have an outlet. You can't go to music, you can't go to TV, you can't go to anything because everybody's supposed to have a hot take and they're supposed to share with you their hot take.
That is the thing. They got to share their hot take with you. And you, and, and if, You don't have one, I guess you're not participating. It's just the oddest thing. I don't get it.
It's weird. And so This is kind of like the Ed Sheeran thing. When you have an entertainer that doesn't want to lecture and preach to you, look at how the activists. Look at the how the activists react. That is truly something.
the way that they Just, I don't know how do you want to call it, a tantrum, whatever it is. Look at how they react. They'll go off and they'll they'll try to cancel you. If you don't have a hot take, it's like you're supposed to, and then it has to be the right hot take. And I blame people like Robert De Niro and all of these celebrities that are in this little video.
I blame every single one of them for this nonsense. Because they helped create this. This I don't know what you want to call it. Environment. Where you have to, you have to do this.
It's really hard when you're watching an actor run their mouths about politics and they sound like jackwagons to then try to. Suspend your disbelief and believe them as this as a character in a film or a television show. And then that makes it harder for the viewer to have to get over the offense of a poorly. articulated horribly misinformed viewpoint typically. Because when have you heard a celebrity speak out where they sound halfway smart?
or knowledgeable about any of these issues or even kind when they're speaking out. It's always some like grand extinction event whenever they say, oh my gosh, we're speaking out because it's super bad right now. Really where? Because it was leftists that were on college campuses raising hell. It was leftists that were burning down cities for multiple summers in a row.
It was leftists that tried to burn down a church in Washington, D.C. It was leftists that did all of this stuff. What are you talking about? What's unconstitutional? And then, by not actually, they put it out there.
They don't even tell you what it is that they're worried about, and they don't even give you a solution. They just let it hang in the air. Who was the uh genius that decided, you know what, let's have everybody look in the camera and then say the same thing and then um we're gonna splice it. And Noah Wiley, is that why he got the Emmy? Because he's butt kissing all these morons?
Noah Wiley, who's played the same character on television for who knows how long. How long has he been a doctor or whatever on TV? How long? I was in high school. When they had, what was it?
The ER? Is that what it was called? I didn't watch it, obviously, but I remember what's his face was in there. George Clooney, who I don't I'm I don't know. George Clooney gets on my nerves too.
Just the whole the whole thing. Can we just have celebrities that don't and without people racing to get them? Like Sidney Sweeney, no one knows what her politics are, but she has boobs, so she must be MACA, right? That's how that works. Oh wait, does does she have boobs?
Does she know what a woman is? MAGA. That's how it works. Tower works every time. Or if it's poor little Ed Sheeran, he's British.
That little man is British A little ginger man. He's probably not little, but I've heard his songs. He just sounds like someone who would be of diminutive stature to write that music. And I'm not being mean to him at all. I really don't even know his music that well.
It's just not my vibe. But it makes me want to listen to his music because he's refusing to be political. Even after his band dropped out, he sounds like a country song. His opening anti-Semitic act left. They had to because the promoters, none of the venues wanted him.
Like, can we just clarify this really quickly, too, before we go into headlines? The whole thing with Ed Sheeran, you guys know, the whole tour with McElterd and all of that stuff. Uh that's his name. He Repeatedly did this at venue after venue and one of the venues they They start they got a lot of complaints. Actually, they were all getting a lot of complaints.
That's one of the things that all of these people talking about, they're not telling you. The promoters were fielding tons of complaints. There were people even asking for their money back because they were irate that they went to a concert and then McElturd spent like a half hour railing. I'm not kidding you. He didn't get up there and just say he didn't get up there and just say that.
He went off forever. Multiple venues. And then, after he did it the first time, the promoter was like Ixne on the Itler Hay Upstay. And he decided to keep doing it. He did it the next night.
And so these other venues were like, we don't want this. And they have the right. If it's a private facility, I mean, if I say to you, If I insult you and demand entry to your house, am I owed entry to your house? No, I'm not. And neither is McElturt.
Bob Kraft didn't have to let him in his house, in the Gillette house. He didn't have to do that. You either believe in private property, you damn Marxist, or you don't. And so it was the venues were telling the promoters: look, we can't do this. We're just we can't do this.
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I would consider this the third in the rule of threes as it relates to. People dying, Duncan Sheik. I wasn't a fan, but I know the song because it was all over the airwaves. Remember, Kane, like everywhere.
He did the barely breathing song. He passed away at age 56. It was cardiac arrest. That's kind of crazy. Like out of nowhere.
So, I guess that completes the rule of three for that one, for the last one that we had there. Also, a couple of other things: Matthew Lillard. Nobody knows who he is. He was the guy, he played Shaggy. And he was also in Scream.
But now he says that he's upset that he returned to Scream 7 after one of the actors that also nobody knows was fired from the franchise because she had social sh social media posts where she was speaking out of her backside about I don't know, genocide, Israel, Hamas, all this stuff.
So, Lillard, nobody cares about this. He was saying that. I really don't care about this either because the guys in no look guys look look look look look You can only do the McElturd thing so many times, right?
So, when you have all these like fading, growing, irrelevant Z-list actors and musicians that haven't had hits in 20 years and They think that the way to I guess invigorate their declining career. is to Get political like this. And it's just, I mean, that's only going to work so many times, guys. It's getting annoying at this point. Uh an F 16 fighter jet exploded in Michigan during a training exercise, according to uh a couple of sources.
Crash happened uh a I mean, it was pretty far away from any I would say it's not like in a subdivision or anything like that, or any kind of super-residential area, but it was crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan. Also, let's say they said it was training exercise, no injuries. A different angle on the low birth rate. One in four singles would reject their perfect match to stay solo. They said they prefer staying unattached, probably because everybody has just been completely heinous.
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I mean, nobody, everything is so politicized and so that I completely understand it. Let's see. Toys R Us. This is the one I really want to get to. Toys R Us.
is back. They're opening, I'm looking at notes, 120 stores. It's the biggest expansion in years. And they're saying that's because you have a bunch of adults that didn't want to grow up. How nice is that?
They had a bankruptcy in 2017, and they now have new. I don't have a full list. No, I don't have a full list of where all they're opening, but it's gonna actually, there's just something about having an actual physical toy store that you can go into that's just awesome and also nostalgic. But I didn't realize also that this is the same brand that the licensing firm that owns Toys R Us also owns Mark Jacobs, Lands, and Invera Wang. I didn't know that.
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So now they're going to open 160, not. As many as they had back in the day, but they're gonna have a lot. Uh, so that's really cool. Golly, I remember as a kid, the Toys R Us stores. Relief Factor needs to start making eye bleach, that's what they need to do next.
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Okay, so. A couple of things. I want to look at uh Oh goodness. Let's look at some of these races here, specifically the Texas thing. Normally, I don't focus on one particular state's election, even the one I live in, more than others, but because Texas is so incredibly important.
in terms of securing the White House. And because we have so many Members of the Republican Party and Congress, Texas from Texas and Senate, you know, all particularly Congress. I think it's important. And when you have such a target on the state by Democrats to flip it.
Okay. So I saw this op-ed. Carl Roe announced a couple of days ago that he is. I mean, this is what he wrote. In the uh Wall Street Journal editorial that he published two days ago: Why I'm voting for a Texas Democrat.
Now he doesn't like Uh the Republican in this Texas Railroad Commission race. And of course that's the Beau French tweet or post on X that we were talking about. He announced, Rove announced that he's instead going to vote. And by the way, John Cornyn was retweeting this to like the cows came home. He, like, I don't know how many times he reposted this.
Rose said that he's basically voting well, not basically, he's voting for Tallarico 2.0. the PROTRAN. Anti-Second Amendment. Big time Marxist John Rosenthal, who is the Democrat running against Republican Beau French. For that Texas to serve Texas Railroad Commission.
And like I said, outgoing Senator John Cornyn was reposting everything.
So Because they don't like French's post. Rove and Cornyn think that all of us have to be punished. that we all have to be punished.
Now, I have it on the rundown. And Juan, feel free to take some of the screenshots, particularly the face mask. Rove could have said. that he's just not going to vote for French. That's all he could have just said he is not voting in that specific race.
and he's going to leave it blank. But he didn't. He didn't say that. He said that he's voting for the Democrat. I made a big deal about how the first, this is only the second time in whatever many years that he's ever voted Democrat.
He explicitly endorsed this Tellarico 2.0 Rosenthal guy. And not only did he tweet it, but then he wrote a column about it. An editorial about it for the Wall Street Journal, submitted it to the Wall Street Journal, and then had it published, and then he posted it on X and all over social media.
So it's not like he. He did this like one and done thing. He explicitly endorsed, he said, I'm voting for a Texas Democrat. He could have said he wasn't going to vote for French. He could have said he's going to leave that spot blank, but he didn't say it.
So he's voting for a guy. Who is pro-trans? Who fought all of the legislation to protect children from genital mutilation in Texas? He's voting for a guy who believes that women should have men in their sports. By the way, this is where John Rosenthal, Juan's getting the photo of him.
This is what this guy looks like right there. That's him. That is the guy. Who is running against Beaufrench in Texas for Texas Railroad Commission? This is the guy who wants to regulate oil and gas in Texas.
That is what that position does. It is very powerful. We explained it yesterday, three-person panel, and You regulate oil and gas. This is a guy who really promoted the lockdowns. He really promotes the Grand New Deal.
He's all in on climate change. He thinks, you know, because I would say that there's science involved in his job. He thinks that a man can say that he's a woman and that that's science. That's what John Rosenthal thinks. He's also a big anti-Second Amendment guy.
He thinks that AR-15 should be banned. He thinks that semi-automatic rifles should be banned. I have all his tweets on it. This guy, he didn't scrub his timeline because I don't think that he thought someone was going to try to hand him the lead.
So he didn't scrub his timeline. There's all this stuff up there. He's got all of this. I mean, all you got to do is search for his handle in AR-15 and all kinds of crazy stuff comes up. He says that he has tweeted, quote, gun violence is a public health crisis.
He doesn't believe that teachers should be armed. He doesn't believe that we should have any way to protect schools using firearms. He thinks that that should not be allowed. He opposed constitutional carry. completely opposed it.
And he literally typed this quote. The eradicate transgenderism statement rings of Nazi fascism. He says that if you're against and he's got tons of tweets on this, he thinks that if you're against transgenderism, then you're a Nazi. He's actually he's tweeted about that a million times. Wands just got like several examples for you.
He, um has blasphemed And says basically, like how Tallarico has about how God wants trans and all this other stuff. I mean, it's insane.
Now, If anyone is wondering, okay, well, what does, okay, Daniel, what do those issues specifically have to do with the Texas Railroad Commission, the entity that regulates? oil and gas and it's just about like science and I feel like uh It's like it's that same clip, Kane, the Kylie Jenner clip. See this is some of Rosenthal's tweets. Right? I mean, so science-y, right?
So you might be going, well, Danielle, what does that have to do with the Texas Railway Commission? That's the thing that regulates the oil and gas. It's about energy and like oil and like science and stuff.
Well, that's because this guy believes that mandating DEI courses on diversity is science. He thinks he actually fought to have that mandatory in school under the science category. Yeah, he's he got involved with a school board fight in Houston. that was trying to clean up their curriculum. and get rid of all of the social justice, D E I C R T nonsense, and he fought them.
He fought them. He uh And you know how the media goes. The media is like, oh, this SciFair ISD board voted to remove chapters teaching about the COVID vaccine and cultural diversity because they. The and I looked I went and I was looking at all of these materials. They were literally calling people who did not believe in the clot shot anti-science.
And then they were also trying to push critical race theory and diversity, you know, the DEI stuff. Not even like I mean, actual propaganda as science to be included in curriculum in public schools. That's the crazy thing about this. It's just insane. But that's that's this is the stuff that he's promoted.
This is the Democrat in this race. Oh, by the way, he also has he also totally backs. The Hamas joint. The left and the Hamas's joint anti-Israel BDS movement. And he said that the BDS movement and targeting specifically Israeli businesses or people who are of Jewish descent, their businesses, and boycotting them, he thinks that.
He thinks that um that that's un-American. If you point that out. He's a big-time leftist, right? I mean, he sits here and he backs all the stuff that Hamas does. He even issued a letter to this extent.
He was trying to. uh dress it in the robes of free speech, but it's still Fascism and bigotry. To use the left's words that they love. They always use these words that apply to them and they're actually accurately describe their behavior.
So he also was mad. and didn't believe that Because this is all stuff he's tweeted. I'm just giving you a general idea of who you're dealing with. Like, he thought, apparently, that Israel's response to Hamas and Gaza was too much.
So he wants he thinks that DEI should be mandated education for kids as science. He thinks that trans is science, and yet he wants to be able to regulate oil and gas.
So I'm putting all of this together for you because I question. The intelligence, and I question the judgment of anyone who believes these things to apply their scientific reasoning to the job of Texas Railroad Commission. Do you see where I'm going now? Yes.
Now Look, voters. If they choose, they can replace French.
Next selection, if they want to. But I think it's Yeah. To hand a very powerful seat that regulates Texas energy. Guys, Texas is the leader in oil and gas for the nation. by a wide margin.
Texas leads the entire country in oil and gas production. And we are seriously entertaining the idea. of handing that over? To a Marxist who sees no real science, only politics, and backs energy policies that would completely destroy. our energy production and hand everything over to China?
Because you didn't like his, you didn't like his opponent's post? Oh. Oh. Mm.
Well. Hmm. That's science, that's supposed to be reasoning.
So you didn't like his opponent's post, so might as well go ahead and just destroy Texas Energy, right? Go ahead and hand it to a Marxist. Who thinks that we do too much anyway? Right. This is the big thing.
Democrats are using French's post as a distraction. for and we've talked about this for the universal sent sentiment That all immigration, legal and illegal, needs to stop for a hot second while we kind of get our bearings, you know what I mean? We got to be able to get our the nation needs to get her bearings. We have to be able to overhaul our immigration policy. And they are using his wording as this opportunity to cast as morally compromised anyone who questions, for instance, H-1Bs or anything.
And they try to make it to where they're equally yoked in blame. And that's unfair, and it is just as cruel as what they claim French did. I mean, we are only literally able to just now exhale. when it comes to domestic energy production, right? Kane, would you agree?
Yeah. Yeah. Y'all, we're only just now able to exhale. Again, largest. oil and gas producing state in the entire country.
And we're going to put a Marxist Troon in charge of it. Really? Karl Rove is going to vote for a Marxist trune because he didn't like French's post, guys. How is that that's not a punishment to French? That's a punishment to all of us.
That's putting a millstone around our neck. I don't like, I didn't like what he posted, really? I don't like having a Marxist trune. strangle Texas oil and gas to death. What's worse?
What's worse? You know? I mean Uh I I I I don't get it. We're cutting off our nose to spite our face. It doesn't make any sense at all.
You can take issue, and you can go if you go with that all day, that's fine. I am not going to punish myself by having this Marxist Troon win the election. And then make decisions that's going to impact all of us. Because, see, this is why. This race is more than just about how it impacts Texas.
Because we are the largest oil and gas producer state in the nation, it's going to affect everyone.
So, why in the world? I didn't like his post. Guess I'm just gonna give up. Oh, I didn't like his post. Guess we're just gonna have to vote for the Marxist Troon.
Oh my gosh. That's you're so that does it. Why do we all have to be punished? Why do all of us have to be punished? For His post.
Why? And again, If Texas voters want to switch him out?
Next election they can, and if they want to, they should. But right now, to give that seat to a Marxist? Pooh Wants to copy the Obama-Biden green new energy ridiculousness? Are people just like, do they have a fetish for committing suicide, for political suicide? I'm curious because that's literally the only thing that makes sense here.
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He faces a felony charge after Delray police said that he deliberately drove his car into a pedestrian outside the farmer's market. Glenn Hartman was arrested and charged with an offense involving an act committed during another felony that could cause death. They were at the Boys Farmer's Market. Maybe he was mad because the name wasn't literal. The Boys Farmers Market.
Parking lot after receiving reports of a crash involving a pedestrian. When police arrived, the article says they found the injured man sitting on the curb. He had injuries, visible injuries to his left lower leg, ankle, and shin. The victim said he had just parked his car, was walking towards the market when a white vehicle seemed to intentionally turn towards him. He managed to push the car off, which kept it from hitting anything below his lower leg.
So they were reading. They were talking to the guy, read his rights, and he goes, Yeah, he admitted that he struck him on purpose. And then he goes, He woke up feeling depressed and just wanted to hurt somebody. And so he waited literally, he said he drove to the farmer's market and waited for someone to walk in front of his car before he stepped on the gas.
So he's being helped without bond. Wow. Just woke up having a bad day, just I mean, he took that limp biscuit song literally. Skimme something to break. How about your leg?
You know, good night.
So, a Florida mess. Florida man was arrested for a $1 million jeans heist. Jeans? This is like Frank from Always Sunny. This is some bridge denim stuff right here.
So Panama City, Florida. A man, I mean, a million dollars in jeans.
So apparently, now the reason this happened in April, but it's like going through the court. The legal proceedings now, which is why it's a headline. He stole a shipment of about 20,000 jeans.
Well, okay, well, sorry, what were they? Oh, they were Wranglers. There was they was Wrangler Janes. Valued at approximately one million dollars.
So they said that there was a truck. That had hired this transport company to pick up the shipment and deliver it to Semitol, Oklahoma. And that Marcos Garcia arrived, provided his driver's license, and he was like, oh, I'm the one that's acting on behalf of the transport. And then they put it on his trailer and he drove away with all the jeans. Uh wow.
How does that happen? That's a very specific thing. He had to have been. I mean, that's an insight thing, obviously. Anyway, they tracked him and they arrested him.
He's so going to jail because, I mean, he's on camera. He's, I mean, there's just no way out of this. A, um, Florida man dubbed the Lego bandit snapped after a high-speed U-Haul chase. Wait, there's a high-speed U-Haul chase? You can do high-speeds in a U-Haul?
I wouldn't think so. I think so either. This guy looks unfortunate. A routine shoplifting investigation led people to dismantle the crime ring run by a guy known as the Lego Bandit. Nassau County forty three year old Ronald Tipton.
A string of thefts involving expensive Lego kits. And so he would stack shopping carts, dash out of the fire doors, and then go into a getaway car and then put it in a U-Haul.
So that's what happened. And he apparently struck one store three times and stole like thousands of dollars of stuff. They finally caught him. But yeah, but it wasn't before he had a high speed, just doing a lot of heavy lifting here, pursuit that wound through traffic and ended miles away at Frenadina Beach. And so they ended up nabbing him.
That's a very odd thing. What are you in jail for? I stole a bunch of Legos. We have more on the way. We got headlines coming up as we move.
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Yeah, I mean, DeSantis was closing down his beaches before we closed ours. I mean, that's not true. The idea that we closed beaches was insane. DeSantis did not close down beaches. In fact, DeSantis caught all hell from the Trump administration because he went after the Miami mayor who did close down the beach.
And then they passed a law saying that you can't close down the beaches anymore. They that is completely wrong. Man, you can tell that DeSantis lives in Newsom's head. That he has to lie about it like that? No, he absolutely did not.
I have friends who live in beach towns. They do rental properties there. It's their business and they flip houses. And they, like, it was their county commissioner and the mayors of some of these towns, not all of the mayors, but some of them, that were trying to close the beaches. And then.
The reason that all of the, the reason that some of the other like city council persons, et cetera, reached out to Tallahassee is because you had all of these people coming from all of the around the country going to Florida. And it was really a kind of a big boost to Florida's economy, too. And also the science wasn't sciencing because it wasn't science.
So DeSantis unleashed hell on these people and they kept the beaches open. They reversed it. And then everyone said that DeSantis was a tyrant. And then he got accused of wanting to get people killed.
So that's not even, that's like so ridiculously disproven. Just about as easy as it is to prove that Gavin Newsome can't be a faithful partner in his marriage. I don't know. I'm just saying. If you're gonna lie about somebody, make it believable for crying out loud.
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This is terrifying. Dude was killed by shark as he was swimming off a western, uh, swimming at a city beach in Western Australia. Search boats and choppers, they were searched. Oh my gosh, they literally have a photo of the water with blood in it. I didn't need to see that.
But they said that, yeah, there's been a shark attack. What makes you think that? said Jacqui Raypack to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Maybe the fact that there was a guy screaming and blood in the water. They said he got attacked by a shark.
That's insane. And not like 250 miles north of Perth, there was another person. This was a surfer that got a serious leg wound. The sharks in Australia will cut you. I think they carry switchblades.
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