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Abdul El-Saeed keeps doing the talk show circuit. We're in He's desperately trying to convince people. That I don't know what we're supposed to believe that Piker reached out to it. I don't even know, but I don't believe it. I think that he was invited to do it.
And Abdul Al Saeed is just all over. All over the place about this. Listen to this: this is cut 13. This is what he was. Remember, L C did a dozen campaign events with this guy.
This is Cut 13. Listen.
So my point is that the way we do politics is like Everybody thinks they learned the lesson from the 2020s. where cancel culture doesn't really work. And now there's this massive effort to cancel Hassan. My point is that I don't do cancel culture. I go everywhere, I talk to everybody, I hang out with you guys.
I hang out with Hassan. I hang out with Jesse Waters on Fox. Why are you pointing over here? No, no, no, no, no, sorry. Jesse Waters on Fox.
Bye, Jesse.
Sorry, bye Jesse. Damn, man. As long as you'd be on Fox? No. No.
I'm so sorry. It was the joke. Here's, but the point that I'm making is: I think we got to stop with the cancel culture.
So. What is he talking about? Cancel culture. See, I think he says the same thing Tucker Carlson says. Whenever you criticize somebody that Tucker Carlson doesn't like or that Tucker Carlson likes, he calls it cancel culture because you're not allowed your Christian discernment.
Note the demons trying to prevent you from exercising your Christian discernment. I think that's demonic. Uh and that's absolutely true.
So the Language that he uses there is not unlike he's saying, no, you can't cancel culture. We could get cut. Actually, just say that one little in cut for me. where he specifically talks about, oh no, cancel culture, it's not cancel culture, that is retarded. Stop being retarded.
I'm so tired of this stuff. It's not cancel culture. That's using your discernment to say this guy literally said America deserved 9-11. My discernment leads me to believe that he's not a great guy, and I don't want to have anything to do with him. Stop trying to dilute everything down to the most stupidest thing possible and say it's Caso Cooler, it's Caso Cool.
We're not talking about going after some guy for a tweet that he made when he was ten. Right? We're going after a guy who literally just weeks ago was saying these things. and still says them now.
So stop. We're not doing that stuff. We're not doing it. this idea. We're gonna talk more about this.
I have a piece that's coming out. In the Washington Times, that should be quite interesting, that dives into a lot of this stuff, but the cancel culture aspect of it. Just for real.
So stupid. And he is Really he came out with a new ad. Did you see that new ad that Abdul Al-Sayyid came out with? I was going to talk about this later, but might as well. He did, I don't watch this show, Love Island.
Have you ever heard of that? I've never even watched it. It's a reality T V show, so of course I don't like it. But He apparently now, I guess his campaign people are like, let's go ahead and do campaign ads in the vein of all of these reality shows. And he did one.
I don't know if that's going to, you know, who he's going for. He's going for, he's trying to go for the independents and moderates that he thinks that he can. convince. He's an independent or a moderate. He's trying to Moderate wash his beliefs and his positions, which is that's exactly, I mean, that's exactly what he's trying to do.
I don't know. We'll see if it works, but we're going to talk more about this here coming up. We also have got to get to, hold on. Yeah. We got some fun stuff.
Immigration. Illegal aliens are stripping Connecticut beaches clean of crabs. and clams, but the woke officials They're not paying any attention to it. I mean, isn't this the area? Where they were talking about that bird.
Where, remember that, oh gosh, what was some piping plover or whatever they were talking about? This bird, and nobody could go to the beach. I remember. This whole thing. Just a few years ago, that was a big debate.
But now this is okay. Just tell them you're an illegal immigrant and they'll let you, they'll look the other way, they'll be fine. But apparently they're harvesting shellfish by the hundreds every single night. Uh the report this is from the Connecticut uh Sentinel. And They say that they're harvesting shellfish by the hundreds in Westport, wiping out clams, steamers, blue crabs, mussels.
Uh doing it at I mean, night harvesting is banned statewide and there are limits that exist to protect the ecosystem, but apparently everybody's looking it the other way because they're the people who are doing it are there illegally. And they're illegally harvested. Wait, you mean the people who entered the country by breaking the law are continuing to break laws? I'm so shocked. This is my shocked voice.
How shocked I am. Much surprise.
Someone said there's no blue crabs left. There's nothing. Oh, wow, look at that. Huh. Like anybody else, you would have, what is it, their fish and wildlife or whoever it is, full weight of that to come down.
They would bring the full law to bear. But it's D different. because of how they view people who are in the country illegally.
Now You also have that story. I didn't talk too much about it because I normally don't care. But Marjorie Trader Green, aka Clyde from Any Which Way But Loose, has been so mad about it. You that, what's his name? The Milo Yiannopoulos guy.
Uh look at me. I did I did a thing. I did it right. He was deported because he overstayed his visa. And now, all of the people who are like, America first, we got to deport, now all of a sudden they're mad that he got deported.
Because apparently, I don't know for what he ghost wrote, apparently, Marjorie Trader Green's book that she had. Which I knew she didn't write it because she's not that smart. But she he apparently ghost wrote her book.
So she was she had an illegal alien, Marjorie Trader Green. had an illegal alien ghost write her book. And then she's she got mad because he got deported. And she was raging online because he got deported. Do not sit here and tell me that this Clyde looking any which way but loose broad.
is America first. She is America whatever after me. That's how she views this. It's sure she was out there complaining about it. I mean, look.
I do think there's a certain irony. What is it? The people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I do think that there's a certain irony in this because he was one of the he said to deport Ben Shapiro and Ben retweeted in him, his the Homeland Security, saying that they had deported him after they detained him on the 27th and he said deported. I mean, what about where's all the bitching and moaning about the foreign influence?
Is this not foreign influence? You literally have a foreign illegal alien ghost writing books for, at the time, she was a member of Congress. I find that super sketchy. Did she know he was an illegal alien? Did she harbor, did Marjorie Trader Greene harbor an illegal alien?
These are all questions, ladies and gentlemen, that are very worth asking. I, for one, being that I appreciate this republic and our system of law and order, I would love to know the answer to this. I say that most genuinely. Listen to the genuineness of my voice. I'm not emotional, like these turns online, so that's as em that's as w that's all you get.
But, hmm. Find it fascinating. And everyone's like, it's because he criticized Israel.
So the post-liberal argument is that the Jews did it because he criticized Israel. Or he overstayed his visa because he thought that he would get special treatment. Because he was Writing books for congresspeople. I tend to think it's the latter. I tend to think it's that one.
I think it's that I mean it's it's true.
So she yeah, she complained about Taking the illegal aliens away from her business. And now I guess she's, as Cain said, and then the illegal is now writing her book. Hmm, look at that. I am curious, though, did she know he was illegal? Do you think that she could answer that question without dissolving into a fit of extensions and I don't know.
I don't know if she can or not. I'm ju I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
So, I find that fascinating though.
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. You know, I was just wondering: has there been an update on Lionel Ritchie? Because he was taken, he was at St. Louis, he was at St. Louis.
Was he at the Muni? Is that where he's performing where is he performing? I'm not sure.
He was taken to ICU in intensive care after performing in St. Louis. This was on Saturday night. Apparently, he checked himself into a local hospital to get testing done. And they think it might be slight dehydration, but that's pretty.
Serious. He asked for a chair while performing all night long so he could sit down. Uh but so f so it doesn't seem like he's you know It seems like he checked in and was doing tests and making sure nothing serious was happening. But, you know, he is getting up there and in age. Also, I do think we need to put him in a human cozy to protect him because it's Lionel Ridgey for crying out loud.
A Bank of America vice president. Was named as a victim of the Times Square stabbing. I don't know if you guys saw some of this video, but there was a woman with a knife who was just like waving it at random people, and she charged cops with it. It's all on video, and they shot her. Apparently, one of the victims was a 32-year-old Bank of America vice president.
He had just celebrated his second wedding anniversary, which is crazy. And Burning Man Festival hit by another blow as apparently all the attendees, the majority of them, are apparently middle-aged. I don't know why that shocks them. I just don't think Gen Z does that stuff. 82% of Americans also say they live on autopilot.
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We are at the bottom of this first hour, ladies and gentlemen. We already made it to Tuesday, so feel accomplished. Because you should feel accomplished. We were talking a little bit on break here about the Republican Senate thing and Just it's incredibly frustrating because You have and we've we've talked about it. I talked about it a lot yesterday.
I talked to a lot of other folks. uh off record yesterday about this race. And every single one of them, from seasoned campaign folks to seasoned operatives. Are all whiskey tango foxtrotting about how this is being run? There was a pack that came out yesterday, it's Liberty Pack.
And they finally Decided to have an ad now. Remember, Paxton's been short on cash. The NRSC's.
Well, what the hell are they doing? What are they doing?
Okay, what are they doing? What is the NRSC doing? I have no idea. Lone Star Liberty Pack.
So it's some friends of his. And they came out with this ad, and I'm going to be honest, I'm critical of the ad. I just think, look, Um How do I put this? How did he really start? Differentiating himself.
A couple of years ago, especially when, you know, it was kind of hard. He had Democrats going after Trump, all this stuff. Not only was he making himself a fixture in defending POTUS, but he was also making himself a fixture. legally Because as AG, he was going after everything from the transine to the chemicals and food and everything else, the red, all of this stuff. There's a lot there that he has in his C V.
Right. He's done a lot of stuff. A lot of good stuff, as AG. You know, people. Need to realize you're not judging him on his marriage, you're judging him on does he serve as a g this is not.
You know, you're not saying that I'm laying down all of my integrity on this. It's not, don't be psyoped into giving your vote away. That's what Democrats are wanting you to believe. And then they did this ad. And I gotta be honest.
It's one of the worst ads I've ever seen. It's a it's just a Bunch of clip art, and I don't know who their audience is. It seems like their audience is going after. the independence and Juan's showing you some of this now. Maybe.
I don't know, the independence and maybe some of the toxic dyes and cereal and big food and all this. And that's all great. Look, I get it. It looks like he's targeting the Maha. And independent, but there's a lot more than Maha and independent, okay?
You're going to need everybody. And so that's why I'm saying you you could have mentioned that, but you could have also mentioned A million other things. This was an opportunity to make it very firebrand. And because Paxton, when he does his interviews, and I know Paxton, Paxton is a very charismatic guy. Except when he gets on camera.
I don't understand that. If you could take off-camera pecs and put him on camera, oh my gosh, he's like, he's a hands-talker. He's very engaging. I don't know if it's just like old school media discipline or what it is that made him. I don't know.
But he's very engaging and charismatic. You know, if you're, I've seen him at different events, I've talked to him a bunch. This ad is Ridiculous. You're talking to the opponent. Let me just brief, just before I show it to you.
Paxton's opponent is a guy who said Jesus likes abortion. This is a guy who believes in surgical mutilation of youth. as gender experiments.
Now he'll try to tell you that he doesn't. But the real test is how we voted. On I think it was SB14. That was the bill that banned. The experimental surgical reallocation of bits, gender assignment surgery, on minors, and he voted against it.
Tall Rico voted against that.
So he's going to try to tell you that. He doesn't support it for minors now because he's trying to seem moderate. But in truth, he vociferously opposed the bill that banned it and that went into effect a year ago.
So keep that in mind. That Would have been a humdinger. You want to talk about going after independence? And everybody else at the same time, that's a great way to do it because that is an issue that everybody feels the same on. But they didn't.
Watch this ad. It's like 118,100. I'm sorry, Juan. I think we have do we not have the ad? I have it tweeted.
Anyway, you can go to my Twitter account and watch the ad. But It and it says, Oh, Paxton and his allies they launched this ad highlighting his record as AG. And it's look, he's got a lot in his record as AG, it's a lot in his record. It's c I mean, but this ad could have been done so much better. And you know, God bless a pack trying to step up and do it.
But Good heavens It just we just need to be able. to be a little bit more fire brandy. We just have to. We'll come back to this. The um do we have it?
Alright, go ahead and play it. Google secretly tracked your location, captured your face, your voice, no permission, no warning. Ken Paxton fought back and made Google pay $1.4 billion, the largest privacy settlement any state has ever won. Toxic dyes and cereal marketed to our kids. Paxton took on the big food companies and stopped it.
Now he's fighting to get toxic chemicals out of products women use every day. Ken Paxton, when they come after Texans, he comes after them. Own starvation. I'm sorry, but those are the issues, the chemicals and that. That's like low fruit.
That's like low-hanging fruit on the tree. I'm not saying that we don't all like it, but come on. That's not anyone's big wedge issue. Chemicals in the make up. I mean full.
I don't know. Am I being too harsh on it? All they have to do is play Tefrico's words. I mean, Telefico is giving these people a million-dollar video. Million dollar video.
That's an ad by itself. Just play Tallerico saying Jesus loves abortion. You know, play a video of him.
Well, no, I don't believe, and then show what all the stuff that he said back during the battle over the bill to ban surgical mutilation of minors as gender assignment surgery. That's all you got to do. You know, Ken Paxton, you know, fought to protect our kids. I mean, I'm writing the ad for you, I'm doing it for free. Good night.
It's so infuriating when I see people miss the shot that they need to take. And Kane, can I just ask you, for everybody out there, Kane, you're a voiceover guy. You've done voiceovers. That dude. I mean, no offense to the dude, but come on, that cannot be his regular day job.
No, I feel like they ran his voice through AI and then they just used AI. to make it happen. But again, when you think that's AI? I mean, that's real guy's voice, but you ran it through AI and then AI creates the app. But it it and it could be a live guy.
But the major point is the tone in this Is also off based on what they were actually showing on the screen. The other thing, too, you know, why I think this missed the mark, I go back to this quote from Churchill. I love this quote. He had said, To each there comes in their lifetime a special moment. when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing.
Unique to them. fitted to their talents. What a tragedy If that moment finds them unprepared. or unqualified for that which could have been their finest hour. And I feel that quote when I saw that ad.
It's true. It's absolutely true.
Now, one of the other things we've got to dive into. As I was talking about this a little earlier. The issue of the RJC dinner last night. And coming up at the uh top of the next hour we're gonna dive into it. But Just to set the table.
The Vice President was asked. to speak at the Republican Jewish Conservative. Event. It was this. this private gathering of you know Americans who happened to be Jewish.
In Nevada, I believe. And Apparently there was to be no Video, there was to be no audio, none of this stuff. And I don't know, maybe they were going to have like a very frank and I get it. I there have been times when I've been at different things and that's one of the things that they request. And it was an amazing opportunity.
for the Vice President. to really establish where he stands on all this nonsense. Particularly with Carlson, because Tucker Carlson, who he has described as a good friend of his. Tucker Carlson, who Not so humbly takes credit. For getting Vance.
as VP. And as a thank you, got his kid a job in Vance's office. And he's calling for Trump to be impeached. We talked about that yesterday. Demanding, in fact, that Trump be impeached.
He wove this fantastical little tale. of straight hyperbole. And from that demanded Trump's impeachment. And I just think That's the Vice President's boss.
So don't you think that they're I don't know. It just seems that I do think at some point, yes, you have an obligation to affirm where you are. And apparently that mark was missed last night, amongst others. There's some audio cuts to get into, but There's a lot of criticism going around.
Now, I say this to somebody because this is what I can't stand. All of these people who are playing their cards way too early, they think they're being clever, but we all see it. It's not clever, it's just so predictable. These people are playing their cards way too damn early. And any time there's any kind of Christian discernment that is invoked.
I always hear. Oh, that's um organized, or oh, they're just using the same tactics that you know people were saying about Trump in 2016. No, actually, we're not. If we were being the original never Trumper, who was the vice president at the time, we would be calling him Hitler. Nobody did that.
We all thought that was insane. But I bring this up. Because I think it's ridiculous to to just dismiss. what people are seeing through their own discernment. And then not have it addressed.
We cannot sit here and walk around this issue. for months. This has got to get settled. We're not going to leave it for 28. And it's going to get more and more dangerous the closer we get to midterms.
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Yeah. It's time for Florida Man. Ew, is this Hunter Biden? I'm actually shocked it's not. But then wait a minute, can I just say I saw the guys Mug shot and I'm like what in the eyebrows is happening here?
Florida man was arrested for filming OnlyFans content in a public park. I see you doing that, and you're going to catch these only hands. It's just going to happen. The 40-year-old told deputies he was filming OnlyFans content when a bystander stopped him. Why is everybody so gross?
His name is Nathan Aylman. He was arrested at 5 a.m. Uh in Sawgrass Park, St. Petersburg. Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.
He was mm. This is so gross. He was, I'm not going to tell you everything because we'll all throw up. He was under a pavilion and he was doing something.
Solo and it needs to not be discussed in great detail. And so the bystander was like, whiskey tango foxtrot freak. And Ailman was like, ooh, sorry. I'll stay here because I just saw that you called police.
So the police show up and they write him as Miranda Wrights. And then he was like, Yeah, I was just filming stuff for OnlyFans. That's what I was doing.
Now it's his first offense, apparently.
So it's a first-degree misdemeanor. He could face up to a year behind bars and a thousand-dollar fine. But I don't think it really like there okay, is there Mm. An appetite for weirdos at a park in a pavilion at 5 a.m.
Okay, I didn't think so, but mm, I I can't, man.
So Gross. Why are people like this? Uh let's see here.
Now Well So wait, oh gosh. Tattooed Florida woman. gives bokeh cops They asked her for a driver's license and she handed them Q tips. Oh. I love how they just go into.
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You just had a gentleman on who was talking about how he has taken over Venezuela. That sounds like communism to me. They're taking over their oil reserves and wanting to sell them all. That is the epitome of what communism is. Hmm.
Is it bad, Tonyas? That sounds like that, yeah, that sounds like that is bad. That doesn't make it what cut was that? What number, sorry? Oh, I see, yeah, yeah, yeah.
DSA.
So DSA doesn't think that they're communist, but they think Trump why is Trump why do they think Trump's a communist? But they're communist, so that means Trump's good? Yeah. So they're approving it? You would think so.
That's why it's so confusing. This is one of the things that Republicans really have to do as they roll into midterms and as they go into 2028, is they've got to show the clear distinction between What the DSA is offering. and what Republicans offer. They really need to show this clear distinction because That's going to become more and more. important.
Especially as it gets blurred. with the post-liberal introduction. We're going to go over that. I'm going to talk about that. You really need to know this.
It will add.
So much clarity. I promise you to everything that you see. And I'm just going to give you straight no chaser facts, so you can't get mad at me one way or the other. We're going to do that here coming up at the top of the next hour. All right, so the Lindsay.
Clancy Jury. I read this from Nick Sortor. They can't come to a unanimous decision. I did not know that they were not sequestered. Did you guys know that?
I didn't know that I just I think I just assumed That they were. Yeah, look at it. I think that I just assumed that they were. I mean, because every. jury in every big case like this has been Sequestered.
And Cain's face, when he looked that up right now, you guys can't see, but his face just. I can see you from over here. His eyes turned into two flashlights. Yeah, they weren't sequestered.
So then now we have the question of Has that contributed? to the struggle here. to figure out if she's crazy or not. And there's in this trial. Has that Hey.
Has that injured? the prosecution. Because this has been a, I mean. Wow. I am.
Out of all the times when you don't sequester a jury, this is it. And the reason I say that is because what's been happening outside of the courtroom every day. You have all of the women who are taking a break from their true crime, and they're going to, oh, get mad at me, whatever. I will play Prodigy and sing one of their famous tracks, so stop. That's going to miss some of you.
But they've been outside. Uh And they're all in their pink. In favor of Lindsey Clancy. And they think that she's innocent. They don't think that she did it.
They think her husband did it. Oh my gosh. And all of these people. have now taken it upon themselves. They believe that they know more than the investigators.
They believe that they know more than the attorneys. They believe that they've seen more evidence than has been presented to the jury in the trial. It's like the Mike Brown thing when you had all these people in the Mike Brown case that were, oh my gosh, we are absolutely certain he was Jeremy Wilson, just murdered him. I'm like, well, you weren't in the courtroom. You didn't see all of the evidence.
You didn't have everything presented to you. What in the world? I mean, look, sometimes there are miscarriages of justice, sometimes the jury gets it right. And I think that's when it gets messed up, is an exception to the rule. And I'm wondering now if the sequestration, the lack thereof, is making this that exception to the rule.
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