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It's time for Florida, man. I'm trying really hard to understand the story.
So let me just share. The headline. Drunk Florida man gets kicked out of Dollar Tree after rudely demanding staff triple bag his candles.
So This Uh poor teenage girl who was the cashier. A customer who was there recorded the incident. And it was a major scene inside the Stoller Tree store.
So, what happened? A man walked in drunk and he was trying to buy some candles. And the cashier on duty was a teenage girl, and he was, you know, as he was, I guess, trying to check out, he was very belligerent already without any need to be. She was ringing up his stuff and he demanded that she wrap each candle in three separate bags. And when she offered to use two bags instead, he was not happy about it.
He got in her face and was screaming at her, pointing his finger. And then the customer who had been filming stepped in and then that man turned around and snapped at him. And then it escalated from there. And he was screaming at the customer recording him: if I want five redacted bags, then what redacted business is it of yours? Shut your redacted mouth.
And clearly he was drunk. The manager tried to de-escalate. And the customer You know, the guy who was recording didn't stop recording. And I mean, this guy was losing his mind. He was yelling at the manager, yelling at everybody else.
So they ended up having to call the cops. And now he's apparently, I think he's banned from that Dollar Tree. He can't go, you're mad over candles. Like, first off, That's the gayest thing I've ever heard. That's super G-H-E-Y-G.
to be that mad over having your candles wrapped up at a Dollar Tree. Just stop. This is why aliens don't visit us all these people. Oh my gosh, it's insane. This Florida man was arrested because his ceiling hideout in a Florida home didn't work so well.
He fell through the roof or fell through the ceiling right into the SWAT team. Literally.
So they had an hours-long standoff. This was in Vero Beach, Florida. The guys facing Grand Theft Auto and resisting. And he 37-year-old Keith Rogers. Yeah.
He was trying to hide from SWAT after this hours-long standoff. And uh he got into the ceiling. But the ceiling didn't hold and it was caught on their shoulder, their body camera footage. That it showed him falling through the ceiling, right literally at SWAT team, the SWAT team's feet. Like in their arms.
Yeah, like he, like, they practically caught the guy. They quickly surrounded him and arrested him. He is being held on a $25,000 bond. You would think, I mean, wouldn't you know that the drywall of the ceiling is not going to hold you? You would think that you would know that.
And then Good Samaritans rescue a 74-year-old Florida man from his burning Porsche. Ooh, Clearwater. 74-year-old man was pulled from his burning car. It was a dramatic rescue. The folks came and they pulled him out, dragged him to safety.
He was taken to the hospital for treatment. Nobody knows how it got to that point, but everybody got footage of that Porsche that fire raging. Nobody likes to see that.
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The IOC has banned transgender women from all female Olympic events. According to a new report, the IOC is setting to ban transgender women from competing in all female categories. The change is going to be announced early next year, according to the Times report on Monday. The decision, they said, to overhaul the policy, they had a, I mean, I can't believe they had to have a sporting committee carry out a science-based review. of the biological advantages Of that men have in in women's sports.
I I don't get that at all. Why do you have to have this whole thing? Why do you have to have this whole thing with it? I don't understand that at all.
So. This IOC spokesperson, they said that they had not made a decision on it yet. And they said that the update was given by the IOC's director of health medicine.
So, why do you have to have this whole thing for it? Why did you have to have this whole process? I mean, it's a dude. It's a dude. That's all there is to it.
Why do they have to undergo or pretend to undergo? This, I'm reading how they put it. This scientific presentation, which laid out the evidence. I mean, you could just look at what the person has. You know what I'm saying?
Why is there this big thing? I don't get it, but it was.
So they said that the update was given by IOC's Director of Health, Medicine, Science, and it was the last week of their. I don't give a rat's ass about any of this stuff. I cannot believe that they had to do this whole thing. I think they only did it so that they could make it look like they were making an effort to really understand the pseudoscience behind it. That's what it seems like, so that they could really understand the pseudoscience of it all.
Right. That's what it and they said that the regular the guidance that they had That they said that the women were able to compete in the men, as women were able to compete in the female category. Uh but they had but they said that it was left up to individual sports apparently to make that determination. Individual athletic disciplines to make the determination? I don't know.
Is it good? It's good, yeah. But at the same time, it also seems like it's entirely that this is like all performative. They could have done this at any point. I mean, you don't have to have like a scientific panel.
to make the determination that a man is going to have a benefit. in women's sports. You know what I'm saying? They do blood tests for drugs and stuff.
Well XX and XY. I mean, that's literally what you can do. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I yeah, I don't know.
So This is, I mean, I'm happy that they've done it. There was a lot of discussion because when are the Olympics? They're coming up this summer, right? Yeah, the Olympics are coming up this summer.
So I mean it's um I guess good that they were able to get this squared away before then. But the how many people have already been displaced though? How many women have already been displaced by these policies? That's the million dollar question. Because you have all of the different competitions that lead up to Olympic qualification.
So Is that going to be considered is that going to have been fair? Steve says it's February in Milan. That's not too far off. To be honest, February Milan.
So a lot of people have probably gone through. you know different Qualifications, and I'm just wondering what that looks like. Have they been dis were they displaced? How is that handled? I don't know.
So we'll see. But, um, That's sorry, I'm dealing with, we're dealing with some equipment stuff here that we've got going on. Uh we it's like Lego'd here.
Sorry. I'm like knocking stuff down on this desk. All right, if I don't touch it, maybe it won't. If I don't touch the keyboard, it's okay. If I touch the keyboard, everything falls apart.
So there you go. The next Summer Olympics are going to be held in Los Angeles in 2028.
So the Winter Olympics are going to be in Milan coming up. and spring. But and they don't know if the new guidance is going to be implemented. during that time or not. We don't know.
So, I don't know.
Well, uh but that's big news. This goes into this dovetails into the story that we had. about the decline of transgenderism. This was over at Skeptic. This was interesting.
So they did this survey of fifty thousand students. Uh a year. per year from about 250 universities. And they were looking, they broke everything down in all of these different subgroups, et cetera. And they looked at in the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, which is doing a really great job, by the way.
The FIRE folks, they also co-sponsored the 2A debate that I did last week. They Came up with unequivocal, the conclusion of their data, they said, was unequivocal that the share of students identifying as transgender meaning other than male or female. Uh which they that apparently peaked in 2023 and it's been uh halved in two years since. And they said it's a stunning reversal. uh of culture, which I think it is.
It's a pr that I mean, that's pretty amazing that it's halved already. but they looked at 50,000 students. And what they discovered is that The percentage of students not identified as male or female has dropped off dramatically. Like it was at its lowest point. for some reason, like in twenty nineteen, and then it skyrocketed.
Absolutely skyrocketed, and they note them by different universe by university in their study. But they said that it is on a rapid decline. That's Interesting. Do you and I'm wondering why that is. They I mean, they said, well, why is the trans curve bending downward?
Is it because they're becoming more conservative and religious? And that answer was no, they said. They said that the Uh Student survey shows non-binary gender and genderqueer sexuality. They said that it. Has been dropping.
They have not found any kind of shift to the political right, and that there's no share in, no rise in the share affiliating with the religion. And that they're no more supportive of free speech, et cetera, they're still woke.
So, what the hell? Then what's the woo then what is it? Is it a non-conformity thing? I don't know. I don't understand what this is.
What do you think it is, Kane? Because they like all of my. Stuff, all of my thoughts, it's just not correct.
Sorry, I'm dealing with this thing. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm with you on it. I don't get it. And it breaks your brain to try and get it. Yeah.
It's all based in a mental illness that has just you know, they've stretched to affirm. And here we are.
Well They're wondering whether it's a decline in mental health. I do, I find it, I mean, the whole trans movement is in decline, and I do find that interesting. But if it's but I think that they need to have a better understanding as to why that is. I mean, I would think that it shouldn't have anything to do with it, it's weird that it would be moored in a political ideology because you're thinking that this is scientific. You know, if you're, I mean, people know that a man is not a woman, a woman is not a man.
It shouldn't have any bearing on political ideology to blur the lines of reality and science in order to accept that. That's what's so weird to me about this. I agree. But I also think, too, that there's been a lot of extremist behavior from that community over the last year or two. It's only ramped up, and they've been targeting kids and the whole nine.
I think there's a lot of people that are like, all right. You know, we were all right with adults who wanted to do this, but now that you're actually morphing it over into some sort of doctrine that children want to adopt, they're starting to pull away from it. And they're like, look, we don't agree with that. And so I think logic Is in common sense is starting to take hold again. At least I hope that's the case.
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The BBC. That's something we're going to dive into here coming up. But I don't think that he may necessarily lose something like this. Also, SCOTUS is going to hear a Republican lawsuit that could dradically restrict. male voting.
So it's a major case. It has major implications. They're going to decide whether or not mail-in ballots have to be received by Election Day to count or if it merely must be sent by then. I think it should be received by Election Day. If your ballot is not there, I mean, if we're going to have mail-in ballots and if your ballot is not there, then that's kind of your problem.
You know, if you're, and I, that's just the way it is. You don't like it? Tough. Tough. It's so easy to cheat this system.
It is so easy. I told people that I've gotten mail-in ballots for people who are fraudulently registered at my home address, and I had to fight with the Board of Elections to get those struck. And it's not an easy thing to do. And a lot of the people that govern that, they just don't even care. They don't care.
They're like, oh, it's a couple of votes. What if it's more than just a couple? Aliens, guys. Alien, an alien ship releases seven jets with a glowing halo as it nears the sun. Please, dear heavens, that's all I want for Christmas: an alien spaceship to come and declare war on Earth.
I'm so bored with all the infighting and, you know, we hate the Jews from the right and the left. I'm so tired of it.
So I would love that. I want that. But they said. It's okay, when someone is an alien expert, how are you an alien expert? I mean, this is all subjective, right?
So I can't even take seriously this lead. They go, an alien expert claims it's the space turret up in the sky. Remember that Grew Tale? They're saying, well, it's actually, it looks like it's an alien ship with a complex jet structure. How are you an alien expert?
There have been no aliens here that we know of. And I seriously doubt that a guy who would advertise himself as an alien expert is going to be one of the guys that they let into this top secret base somewhere out in the desert to go and look at the alien stuff. Don't you agree, Kane?
So I can't take anything. It feels like such a letdown. Nobody hates the shysters in the alien world more than me because they kill my hope. Makes me sad. I don't even want to talk about the flight cancellations.
Now, just when you, this headline was added in. Over 1,100 flights canceled Sunday. Do you know that those cancellations have climbed to now over 3,000?
Well, that's also with I think 1500 delays, but then that's also the cancellation. That was just a piece that I read this morning. And this is going to happen until they have that vote. Which I think we're looking at Wednesday.
So we'll see. I don't know. Kim Kardashian took the bar exam and failed. You know, she was doing an apprenticeship. For years, because in California, you don't have to necessarily go to law school.
You can actually do an apprenticeship, and that's what she was doing. And apparently, she took the bar and failed on her first try.
So, I guess she's ready to try again. I mean, you know, it happens sometimes. And transgenderism is in a rapid decline amongst young Americans.
So, all the people who tell you we're not winning, we are. Stick with us. This is having massive impact. I went and got my eyebrows done the other day, and my eyebrow technician was like, They're gonna fire two technicians from here because all of our clients don't have money to come. She's not on snap.
Lord, put a hand over my mouth right now. I cannot even believe that was someone on CNN. Talking about How she they had her eyebrow placed, they had to let two people go because people couldn't afford it because of snap.
Well, then, if you can afford to go get your eyebrows done, you shouldn't be getting snap. I mean for crying out loud. I just have some priorities. I don't go get my eyebrows done. Not you don't have to do that.
That's like a luxury if you want to do that. I don't go do that. If you you gotta you got a way out That's that's part of being a grown adult. Figuring out what you want to pay money for, what you need to pay for, and what is a need, and what is a want. That's embarrassing for a grown woman to be on television lamenting.
Snap during the government shutdown. And using as an example her eyebrow tech saying that they had to let some people go because snap's so bad, they can't, the people can't come in and. Oh my gosh Welcome back to the program. Daniel Ash with you, the chat's at Rumble. You can stream Channel 347 Direct TV.
I think that's there's a major disconnect, I think, with some people. Overall this stuff. You know, talking about the snap benefits and how you had 11%, have 11% of the American population that's on food stamps. And we had a story, was it last week that we played the audio of the woman who was on food stamps for 30 years? Yeah, since last week.
That's three decades. 3-0 30 years.
Now context I don't even like the program. I think it's big government nonsense. I am very much opposed to all of it. I think that if we weren't taxed to death, that people individually Private citizens, as has been in keeping with the historical tradition of mankind. would fill would actually have more capital.
With which to fill the need than letting the government do a mediocre, at best, job at it. But that said, that's not our current structure. But The There are people who have Used it. Temporarily. You know, they've been on it for a couple of weeks or a month and then they're off it.
And they don't milk it. It's not Looked at as some sort of guaranteed stream of income for them. And when I hear this woman talk about it, she said this on CNN. Like you're talking to pundits, and she says this on CNN. While my eyebrow tech says, I just can't even believe that this is what's passing as serious political discourse today.
But here we are, we live in an era of stupidity. It is Really amazing that that was the excuse.
Well, we've got to stop this now because they're letting eyebrow text go.
Well, also we live where I mean, these are hard times economically. People are complaining about the cost of beef. And yes, one of the things that Republicans cannot do is try to gaslight people out of the cost of stuff. And it is not bad to acknowledge that. You're not forfeiting anything by acknowledging that.
You're not saying that it's Trump's fault by acknowledging it either. I mean, he's not even been in office for a year. How fast did people think that this turnaround was going to happen? For crying out loud, we had four years. But you can't gaslight people out of it either.
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