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You know, sometimes you got people dine and dash.
so this woman she is a apparently a very well-known in the area cereal dine and dashers so she orders her food she eats it and runs away she had a 27 55 cent meal and she tried to dash and oh golly that's a that's a pretty serious uh mugshot there uh she tried to she tried to run away from it after 54 years old she was arrested in silver springs it was a diner now when they stopped her she said oh my husband is eminem and he's going to pay the bill that's what she said maryne county sheriff's office the peanut eminem they responded to daryl's dog gone good diner try to say that fast daryl's dog gone good diner and uh they called the police there was a woman there she was not wanting to pay her bill she had done told the manager that her husband Mr. Eminem the rapper was going to pay her bill that's what she told him she said that she said uh his name is also Marshall Mathers is what she said you know to make it really look like she's in the know I guess make it real legit she was sitting at the table they because she was gonna leave and uh she said no my husband Eminem is gonna pay the bill and uh they she apparently only had ten dollars in her pocket her bill was What was it? 27.55.
So, yeah, she had 27.55. She had ordered a soda, two entrees, and a chocolate milk. And she claimed that Eminem bought her dinner there at the diner before and that she expected him to do the same. These are her direct quotes. Because he has unlimited money, according to the report.
The diner's manager confirmed that she did not pay the previous bill. She was arrested and taken to the jail at Marion County. she has been charged with defrauding an innkeeper i that's a thing and she's still in there she's still in jail as of right now she's still in the jail so don't try to use that if you're at a diner you know you can't say that m&m's your husband and you don't have to pay the bill especially when you've been there before and you left welcome back the chats at rumble you can find the newsletter are over at Substack, all that good stuff.
So let's talk about drivers and people who are driving giant trucks who are not in the country illegally, who are not in the country illegally, because that's what we're dealing with here.
So it's again why that alien spacecraft doesn't want to visit us, because they're like, do you see their drivers?
So a number of truck drivers are sounding the alarm about the insane amount of non-English speaking commercial drivers that are on the road. And they said it's, you know, when you think of the staggering number, it seems pretty terrifying.
So one of them described it as Mad Max on the highways. And we know that, you know, we've had a handful of accidents so far, some which have been fatal, in which you have people who are not residents. They're not citizens of the United States, and yet they're able to get CDLs, which is completely against what they're supposed to be able to get for federal law. But, you know, California, Gavin Newsom, they're just handing them out like Halloween candy. I mean, apparently it's pretty easy to get your CDL in California.
So there we have horrible accidents. We have multiple fatalities, innocent people, all because you have illegal aliens who are driving giant trucks who have really no idea how to drive giant trucks and they cannot understand our road signs. Case in point, this cut, 29, is a trucker who not only can he not speak English, but he also cannot read the traffic signs. This is insane. Look at this.
What does that sign mean? What's that mean? Same thing. What does this sign mean? Master, enter.
Master. with the tasting okay so if you see this sign what do you do Trevor green Trevor green must number 35 what is this sign oh two people maybe girl maybe woman what does it mean for the meat yeah what does that sign mean Yeah, two people two people doing what what? They're walking. Yeah, two people are walking No, okay, don't tell him He has no idea even what it is. He has no clue what it is.
Oh, could it be? Pedestrians here could it be they don't know he doesn't know cuz he doesn't he has no idea what this means How in the world are you driving a giant truck right? I? I mean, my husband won't even let me get a Dodge Demon because he says I'll wrap it around the tree. But these blinkers can go and they can just get a CDL out in California and drive a big old truck around and not even read the road signs.
Who do you think is more dangerous out there? Illegal alien who can't read the road signs or speak English or Dana in a Dodge Demon. Shut up, Kane. I was going to answer the obvious one, clearly. The illegal aliens.
Yes. That's exactly correct. That's the right way to answer it. you don't know what those vehicles are so heavy i mean you can't even break in time for anything wouldn't you be terrified okay i just imagine this imagine you're going over to like germany the autobahn and you got to drive a giant rig in germany and you can't speak germany you have no idea what the heck anything means besides ashton you don't know do you feel comfortable driving i I mean, where do people get the audacity to be like, oh, yeah, I can handle this. This is okay.
Right. Going to do it. I think they drive on the right side of the road or the left side of the road there. I don't know. I have no idea.
Yeah, not ever in European country. Even if I knew the signs, I'd still be like, eh, a little sketchy. I want some more practice before I get out there. I want to be able to read the road signs before I drive this giant multi-ton truck. But this is what California is doing.
So I got an idea. If California could just go and get CDLs, why can't we all just go and give out CHLs? Saying. There we go. Right?
Or CCLs. You got to get a CHL anyway there. Steve gives my favorite comment of the day. He says, in Slack, Steve said he's scared of normal, talented truck drivers. The normal, talented ones scare you?
Have you ever been on the right lane, and then they're in the left lane and you get in the blind spot and you're like, I don't know if I should speed up, slow down, freak out. I just panic. I feel it. I mean, one of my worst car accidents ever was because of a careless, gigantic semi. One of the scariest accidents I've ever been in was on Interstate 55 going near South County in St.
Louis, Missouri, and we got hit by a semi and we spun across three lanes of highway. Thankfully, we went towards the median and not off the ravine. but uh that was pretty scary and i was in the front seat seatbelt saved my life i would have been launched through the windshield yeah and that dude was an american could speak english and read signs the whole nine yeah so i don't know i still think you know i if california is just going to be handing out licenses to people then i think we should just be able to give ccls out to everybody give them a concealed handgun license if that's what california wants to do then and it affects all of us they can give out lies they don't have any reciprocity with firearm licenses, but they can give out commercial driver's license like Halloween candy.
So, okay, well, let's just go ahead and give out everybody in California a CCL. Two can play that game. Screw the laws. It's just going to be total chaos. Let's do it.
I'm all for it. I'm done. I'm at that point. I mean, for crying out loud, I'm sincerely praying for a space rock to obliterate us.
So this is nothing to me. Let's just do it. I'm so tired of this. But this is what happens when state This is why somebody governor affects you This is why a gubernatorial race in a state that not yours affects you because they giving out licenses to illegal drivers who are killing people on highways in your state An illegal alien driver was driving a giant rig with an illegally begot C, uh, his commercial CDL that California gave him in a complete conflict with federal law. And he killed people in Florida.
You know, if others kill people in Canada? I mean, come on.
So if this is why these races are important, even though you don't live in that state, because this type of stuff happens. He doesn't have any room to lecture anybody on this stuff. Not anybody. And it just, it's so frustrating.
So yeah, why can't we just go and give them, what other stuff can they not do out there that we can do. I mean, like pretty much anything, really. It's infuriating. But there are these stories, all these truckers are saying that you would be shocked at the number of these drivers who come across other drivers and they're like, they're not proficient in English. They can't read our road signs.
They can't, you know, nothing. In fact, one of the largest refrigerated trucking companies told the Washington Times that non-English speaking drivers regularly pull into their warehouses. And they said that they'll pull in, they'll pick something up, there'll be two, three truckers, two drivers in a truck, two or three of them speak no English, not even a word. Maybe one speaks very bad broken English and they still don't understand. They said, so obviously you can, you know, it's concerning because they're sharing roads with people.
that's you know now lorraine noted too the dmv was helping people cheat on their cdl test this was a cbs story this is terrifying why can't they what if you're going to do something helpful in terms of people cheating and skirting the system do it with taxes for crying out loud new york prosecutors apparently arrested seven well they arrested seven people this last time the earlier sweep nutted more because of cheating to acquire these licenses. You have to pass a written test, but what they were doing was selling grades at Garden City DMV in Nassau County. I mean, you could pay up to $3,000 for a woman to take the written test, and every time she went to take it, she would dress as somebody else.
So she even wore a fake mustache, according to the DA in Nassau County, a fake mustache even.
So they're selling it. It's like how they sell DoorDash accounts. You know, you can go online and there's all kinds of places online where you can buy, like for instance, a DoorDash account.
Somebody's selling it.
Somebody went and created their account, applied to work for DoorDash, did all this stuff. And then they sell the account.
Someone takes the account, they start working for it and they get the money for it. I stopped using DoorDash because one of the driver's names that I was supposed to have was named Amanda and she just looked like you know regular white chick with brown hair and the person who showed up at my door was definitely not a chick and definitely not little with brown hair very large person uh who did not speak any English that and I'm after that I was like I can't I don't know who's coming to my house at DoorDash that's kind of a problem and they've been in a lot of trouble for it. They were getting blasted last week online for it. But they sell them. I mean, it's not difficult to find.
So they're selling people to take driver's licenses test too.
Now they do that at a lot of these big factories. They have people that they hire that go in and they do an in-person interview with a potential employer and then they leave, especially if you're doing a factory job, then they send in a person who's here illegally and they perform that work. You can't do that with CDLs though Because you're driving a giant weapon basically Now imagine, I mean what if, heaven forbid It's something caustic You know, what if it's something that It's flammable, it's caustic, something You get someone that doesn't speak any English Can't read road signs, or hell, what's worse What if you just have a terrorist do it I mean if it's that easy to just get anybody and sell results for CDLs and just get you're giving everybody licenses. How is the national security on that front? That becomes a major national security issue.
They're going to have to have Department of Transportation get involved in this. I mean, I know that they're looking at it, but they need to be out front and center on it because this is apparently a growing problem. Do you want to be on the road driving your little family on the highway with one of these people out there? And then what happens? They hit you.
There's not. It's just insane.
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So apparently, this is weird. A pregnant woman was, this is a weird story. I don't know. Because she didn't know how to look at a sonogram, she thought the image looked like her dog. And for whatever reason, people's like, exclusive story on this one.
This lady could not read sonograms and she said that her baby looked like her dog. And they did a whole story on this at People Magazine. And now we're all dumber for having seen it. Moving on. We talked about the lab monkeys already.
The hurricane hunters, this is crazy, who flew into the eye of Hurricane Melissa. You know, it's a cat five. They said that they had to turn back because the winds were so bad because of the turbulence. The U.S. Air Force Reserve's 53rd Weather Reconnaissance Squadron, known as the hurricane hunters, they encountered heavier than normal turbulence when they were flying into the eye of Hurricane Melissa, and they were forced to turn back.
and we kept reading about the birds that were caught in the eye of it, and they couldn't get through the wind wall. But yeah, I mean, it's a cat five. What did you... It's not a shocking thing. Signed to discover a key biological difference between psychopaths and normal people.
I don't like this headline, Kane. They said that psychopaths have bigger brains Slightly Slightly In a certain area People are going to interpret that as immediately that these people are smarter or something No. And they're not. That doesn't necessarily... It's more room for crazy up there.
That's what that is. That means that there's more room in there for crazy. That's, you know, that's just saying. But they said that they used magnetic imaging. They used MRIs.
And they found that a region in the forebrain, there's a specific region in the forebrain that's about 10% larger in individuals with psychopathic traits compared to people who aren't psychos. And they said that it's the subcortical forebrain region.
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Now, maybe they're trying to replace, I don't know, dentures, but they're trying to figure out how to grow real biological teeth in the human jaw.
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So this was a guy named J.P. Sachs. And he was singing the he was singing Oh, Canada. He decided to modify the Canadian anthems lyrics. and so instead of singing uh our home on native land instead of singing our home and native land oh wow what that's not how it goes by the way they stole their land from somebody who stole their land from somebody so whose native land really is it yeah how far back do you want to go i hate this guy's haircut welcome back to the show dana lash with you can i just i don't know who J.P.
Sacks is, but it sounds like a just like a rip off of T.J. Maxx. Like all the stuff that doesn't sell at T.J. Maxx, it goes to J.P. Sacks.
Hi, welcome in to J.P. Sacks. Would you like a single sock? Wait, no, wait, what? No, we don't.
They don't match here. You know, that's at T.J. Maxx if you want matching socks. No, here at J.P. Sacks, you get whatever the hell we get.
Here it is right here. Just throw some socks in a box and you can pick out some matching pairs. There you go. JP Sachs. Right?
That's what it sounds like. I, um, they said he's Grammy nominated. Steve, help me here. Who, who is, who even is this? I mean this literally, I mean this literally and metaphorically.
I am today years old. And Steve is a DJ. You don't know. He doesn't even know who this guy is. And he did the thing.
You know what the thing is when they're singing? Nate, he's like, holds the mic and he does like one of those like baby things that they used to do with NSYNC and Justin Timberlake back in the day. He's that guy. What is the hair? Back in August, he had to embarrassingly admit that his make yourself at home fall tour for 2025, he had to cancel due to poor ticket sales.
Oh, he did. He did. Did he? Oh. Is that JP Sachs couldn't sell tickets?
Yeah. Wow. He's a Canadian musician, so that might be why. Nobody knows who he is. But he changed the – I mean, nobody – And these were giant venues, by the way.
It's not like these were 15,000-seat venues or anything like that. These were 2,000 to 3,000-seat venues. Oh. I mean, I think Kohl's cash events get more people to come out than he. Oh, he apparently said that he was trying to boost sales on TikTok and he couldn't do it.
He goes, I aim too high. My bad.
So when you need to stick into the parking lots of like, you know, the sack and safe where tens of people can show up, you know, sacks and safe. That's right. At least he was honest. He goes, dude, unforeseen circumstances, the circumstance I didn't sell no tickets because nobody likes you. nothing says white knighting like literally a curly redheaded dude going out and saying and like changing the lyrics of the canadian anthem because he's buying into the idiotic lie that all of the land that white people are on or that americans and europeans or whoever are on in the united states was taken from natives just when i hear sorry no i'm not by the way dana lash welcome top of the third hour good to be with you the chats at rumble don't hold it against them but But it's this idea that is always promoted from the Marxist left that Native Americans, like American Indians, they knew no violence.
There was no violence in American Indians. They lived like snow white creatures. They got along with nature. You know, that's why that one commercial featured that one guy who was an Italian playing an American Indian who had a single tear up because somebody threw trash on the road. Remember that PSA?
But they act like there was no violence No fighting American Indians didn't even know what that was Because they were so stupid Apparently Isn't that the intimation When they pushed this narrative They did no violence They knew nothing Until the evil Europeans came And they brought with them all their sin And their disease Those sinny McSinners And they just brought all that stuff and infected these peaceful Native Americans Yeah Steve asks if we can play the audio again Yes Steve we can Go ahead go ahead Why not Let's just hear his whole baby voice.
So it's supposed to be our home and Native land, and he said, sound like cartman dude diaphragm use it that's what his voice sounds like kane i'm not wrong right i'm not being unintentionally mean although that's why you listen just being accurate it's accurate who is this guy canada is canadian that's why no sorry i like our canadian listeners i'm not i i do not use him as a measure of you you guys know this but um yeah you know that's he that he promotes this super red-headed, curly-headed dude. He's white knighting. Just take that vocal tone all the way up in your nose. That's how it sounds best. Says nobody ever.
Maybe he doesn't sound too smart in addition to doesn't sound too talented either. Isn't all land on earth native land? I mean, when you think about it. I mean, come on.
It's like when people get mad about lead. You know, it's like it comes from the earth. Oil comes from the earth.
So he was, this was at the LA game, the game in LA last night. And wasn't it? Yeah, this is he, they had a banger of a day.
Okay, can we, why is Major League Baseball, why did I see 15 tweets from the Dodgers and Major League Baseball about, oh, look, whoa, royalties here, whoa, we got royalty guys. And I'm like, this is America. What the hell are you talking about?
So I kept seeing this pop up. And you know what they're talking about, right? They're talking about that D-list suitcase girl from the game show and her whining, my eyes are too close together, ginger, spare husband. And Major League Baseball said, royalty in the front row, eyes emoji. What?
I'm like, they're not royal. Technically, they're not. Didn't they? I don't know how I know this, but they dropped the HRH, so technically. And this is America.
We don't care. They're so contrived and so over-the-top pretentious. My favorite thing in the world that I saw, I saw all of this all over social media, was when she was at Paris. She'd never been to a fashion show before. She went to Paris Fashion Week, and she was walking out of every hotel like she was Zoolander.
like this was her moment to shine in my oversized balenciaga white trash bag i just can't get it but they they both just bought those hats and they sat there at the game he doesn't know what the hell's going on he doesn't know the only his past activities include dressing up as a nazi and passing out drinking on a pool table he doesn't know and so they're they're watching this game and majorly why the MLB account the official account would not stop tweeting about it and then the Dodgers were like hey we got royalty here Prince Harry and Meghan Markle I'm sure that they arrive at Dodger Stadium now for the people who are like why do we even talk about these two a because it's hysterical I've never seen anybody try so hard to be famous in my life except for some people in political circles. That said, I also think that this is a Rorschach test. They're kind of a Rorschach test. Do you believe in the tradition of like courtesy and family loyalty and not being beastly to people? Or do you not?
I think it's very much like that. But I don't know why. I mean, I saw like a million tweets about this from Dodgers and MLB. Did they have like a deal or something i mean aren't these the people who are like we want our privacy don't look at us we want our privacy and then everything that they do is like look at us if you don't look at us you're racist something like that i don't know um the only royals are for kansas city and they're not very good oh oh no that was stl right there oh no what that was the stl in you oh maybe is that why the dodgers lost though because they were there oh Oh, no. Why are you so mean?
That royalty thing was so, you should have commented that instead of what you did. That's more clever. Yeah, I just only just now thought of it though. That should have been the tweet. Let's be real.
Oh, and apparently they got booed. Toronto fans booed them. Yeah, so, and they wore Dodger gear.
Now think about this. Toronto's playing.
Now this is how tone deaf they are. Aren't they supposed to be like, I don't even think they're representatives of the Commonwealth. Canada's part of the Commonwealth and they were dressed in Dodgers gear. and they call themselves royal, and they cling to their titles. I mean, I don't know.
They cling to their titles like Swalwell clung to Fang Fang. I don't know. I mean, like, think of something. It's quite easy, you know. But maybe that's why they got booed.
That's just completely tone deaf. I think that's tone deaf anyway.
So I don't know. I don't know why. I mean, I'm not kidding. I saw, like, 15 tweets. I counted.
There was, like, 15 tweets about them. does anybody who cares and oh they were sitting next they were sitting in front of Magic Johnson and I cannot remember the other guy they were sitting in front of and apparently everyone was like how did they get seats because I guess they were given seats how did they get seats in front of them they were sitting in front of them I don't I don't know how that works but I just would think that you would maybe get more attention with actual athletes being in the front row instead of these like grifters who sell like blood clot jam and you know whatever else that they white label i don't know i just i just feel like they're so representative of the left think about it he's like this whining loser who wanted an allowance from his dad he wanted to get paid by the british public but did not want to do any of the work literally that's what it was he wanted to get money from daddy he's like 40 he's in his 40s for crying out loud he wanted money from daddy, but he didn't want to work. And he wanted the British public to pay for his security, even though he didn't want to work. And then when they said no, that seems to be egregious. Then he had a tantrum and then they went to America and now he's our problem.
I don't know that that that is so representative of the left, is it not like it's the same thing? Like he's no different than the people bitching and moaning about, you know, EBT. He is no different. They wanted all of these handouts from the British public. You know, when they came here, they were expecting and that's when trump's like i'm not giving you nothing they were expecting the american public to provide their security they were expecting that in canada when they were up like near toronto that's what they were or not toronto when they were uh whose house were they staying at some russian oligarch's house in canada before they came here that's true that is so i think that's why a lot of people have a very visceral reaction to these two because they are representative of the worst aspects of the left wrapped up in two completely annoying grifters It's just amazing.
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