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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. Yeah. It's time for Florida Man. Man, I got we got some crazy headlines. This one though Ah, I mean the guy had committed a crime.
And I'm tempted to say no. But He did bring the car back that he stole 'cause there was a kid in it.
So, a Florida man was accused of stealing a vehicle at a gas station, and then he immediately returned it once he discovered there was a child inside. 53-year-old William Mullis was arrested after he stole a car at a gas station in Brevard County. There's surveillance footage of it, there's no question. There was a one-year-old in the back seat while the owner went inside the convenience store, I guess, to pay. He's seen throwing the car into reverse, backing it into the parking lot.
As the mother who drove the car rushes to the driver's side door, he was seen fleeing the area on foot, later arrested. He's behind bars with no bond. I It's not worth it, parents. Take them inside. It is not worth it.
It is not worth it. It is not worth it. It is not worth it. I cannot say it enough. We do not live in the world that we lived in 40, whatever years ago, when your parents could do it.
It's not the same. You can't do that. Uh also, let's see here. A uh oh my gosh. I don't want to read the dog one.
Yeah. So you guys remember, oh gosh, I can't even stand. They passed a lot of laws in Florida about this. You remember the sweet pup that was tied to a fence to drown? He was abandoned during a hurricane during Hurricane Milton, remember?
The guy was cleared. The guy accused of doing it was cleared of charges. Oh god. Um I I he should never be allowed to own an animal again. He child he tied this Giovanni Garcia's third-degree felony charge was thrown out when they said they didn't have enough sufficient evidence to verify that he was responsible.
You got to be kidding me. It was a Bull Terrier pup. The pup's name was Trooper. He was barking desperately for help. He was in stomach water.
Stomach deep water. Hurricane Milton was dumping tons of rain. He was saved, thank heavens. Um and rehome. But the guy who did it.
You can't you gotta be kidding me. Oh my gosh. Fates, do your d do your thing, man. Do your thing. That's just horrible.
See, now Let's talk about the Florida man who was dubbed the Cuban Tarzan, who said he caught a record-sized iguana. I love this. Oh my gosh, they have a real iguana problem down there because I guess people got them as pets and then they let them loose, and now they gotta round them up. Florida man goes by the nickname literally of Cuban Tarzan. He apparently got one of the biggest iguanas ever seen in the state.
Miami New Times says Andrew Morales, who tracks, that's his job. He tracks and removes the animals. It is the length of his body. This guy's over six feet. Uh it legit looks like A Godzilla.
Florida Fish and Wildlife confirmed that they can reach five feet in length and weigh up to 17 pounds. This thing looks like it's about 17 pounds. That it's pretty, that's pretty crazy. Uh, man, alive, that's something else. Uh, also, let's see here.
I got a couple of other ones. A um Oof, we also have the Florida man who was arrested for online threats against his employer, Amazon. That's never a smart thing to do anything like that. Uh and they have uh they have some very They have some This was under the Rick Scott regime. They have laws on that stuff, particularly Florida enhancement for charges, things like that, that relates to threats online.
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Terms apply. I think it's a joke. I looked at the people. They're not representative of this country. And I looked at all the brand new signs paid for sp I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics.
It looks like it was. We're checking it out. The demonstrations were very small, very ineffective. And the people who were whacked out, when you look at those people, those are not representative of the people of our country. Mr President, uh besides San Francisco I'm not a king.
I work my ass off to make our country great. That's all it is. I'm not a king at all. I mean, think about it. How in the world are you having a no-kings protest?
The reason If there was a king, you wouldn't be able to have it, right? I mean, think about in monarchy everywhere else. My gosh, if you say something mean in the UK, they come and arrest you. I don't like what you said on the Twitters, Kane. Oh, god send the police.
Going to send the bobbies to come and get you. Take you away forever. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. I have no idea what's happening.
It's fall. It's not 10110 degrees, so we're all in a little bit better mood. You don't realize we slaved away for you under these lights, you know. It's not all like, you know, glitter and kittens. It's really not.
Joking, welcome back. You can also join the chat at Rumble and check us, watch us do the radio show channel 347 DirecTV. But um Yeah, the No Kings thing. I didn't I didn't have anything interrupted this weekend, Kane. Most of it was legal study because I've got a debate coming up and then...
I did partake of a bit of Oktoberfest per my husband's German heritage. 'Cause he has to wear the hat and the whole. He does the whole. He's very German. I had chicken wings and watched football.
None nothing was interrupted. I had schnitzel. and struttle and Bunch of other things. I'm jealous. Yeah, all the German carbs, all of them.
And then an ACDC cover band because, you know, it's Texas, God bless America. But I didn't see any No King stuff. Um I I don't even think I saw anybody with anybody with blue hair. Did you see any did you have your any activities interrupted by No King's stuff, Kane? No, not at all.
Steve, I'm curious. You're out there on the eastern seaboard in the armpit of America. Uh in DC. Uh beautiful architecture though. Did you have any of your weekend activities interrupted by any multiple Colored hair people in the streets?
I went golfing in the morning, so I was able to get out of there before it started, and I stayed out of it. Look at you. Smart man. Smart. It's like also the most East Coast thing I think I've ever heard.
I was golfing in the morning, just stayed away from the protests till. Until then, it's smart. Yeah, I didn't see apparently they were out and about. I did see some photos. We do have some video.
There's one video, and we're going to switch here and get into some of this other stuff, too. But I wanted to call out where, oh, goodness. It was the one Uh it We have a million of them. We have a lot of really good audio today. It's like 110, cut 110 million thousand, Kane.
But it's the, I guess they're not into gun control anymore because they were talking about shooting people. I'm not kidding, they were talking about that. And then you also had, yeah, this is Audio Soundbite 23. This is in Seattle.
So the no kings guy. He's talking about killing people already. Can they go for a day without obsessing over killing people? Listen. Who are you gonna kill?
Uh Nazis. Wh who who do you who sign as a Nazi? What do you mean? It's pretty... In this Who's a Nazi?
Stephen Miller's a Nazi.
So you're gonna kill Stephen Miller? If I had the chance, yeah, I was. Wow. I don't remember somebody I'd say on camera, bro. There's the picnic blanket lady.
Wow. You know why they say this stuff on camera and they don't care? Because they haven't been able to be touched until now. Because there was no accountability in law and order. There was none of it.
No accountability. I mean, my gosh, you had leftists burning down churches in DC, and people got wrists slapped. There's, I tweeted out one over the weekend as well where someone was talking about shooting someone else. It was in, I think it was like Portland or. Seattle, I had reposted it on X, and it's a video of a guy saying, talking about how you got to get a gun and go and start killing people.
I mean, I'm not kidding. This is some of the stuff. that they were talking about at these things. It's it's wild. And 24 cut 24.
Lady had no idea No idea what she was talking about. This is some camelaris word salad level. Check this.
So what brings you out today? Um no King's Day. And why specifically are you out supporting no Kingstack? I think protest is important. Why are you protesting?
Um How much time do you have? Couple minutes. And what's the main reason you're out here protesting President Trump? I agree with a lot of the decisions that are being made. Is there any decision in particular you disagree with?
Where okay, so I I would start with um Yeah.
Well I don't even think it's appropriate for me to have this interview. What? Because you don't know what you're talking about? In Chicago, they had um sorry, this was in Chicago. I put this in, I I had tweeted this over the weekend.
Where they had one of the One of the Leaders, one of the activists speaking in front of a, and he said, You got to grab a gun and you got to turn guns on the fascist system. I mean, can we have a day without liberal violence. No. No. No.
Do we have this? Go ahead and play some this is rough. Listen. You gotta grab a gun! We gotta turn around the guns on this fascist system.
These ice agents gotta get shot and wiped out. Wow. So wait, I got a question.
So that was in Chicago.
So they're not for gun control anymore. Interesting. Oh! But Okay. Oh, okay, yeah.
All right. I see what you're seeing. violent vi I really I really feel like leftists always I don't know. I mean when they tell you that they want you dead you need to believe them guys. You need to believe him.
I'm just saying this is how the left has always been for forever with this stuff. Oh my gosh, there's more though, too. We got so much. Then there's audio. This is cut 29.
A No Kings protester. with a Mexican flag. Watch what she does with here. This is cut 29. Hey!
You ever heard about Saturn, you fat ass! Classy. She pretended like the current thing. Just disgusting. That's a lot of fun.
And I have some people on the right that get mad at me because when I get mad, there's no going back. It takes a lot to get me really enra like, truly enraged. I have never been so angry. That I or unreasonable or without ration that I thought that. The only way that I could be clearly heard was through violence.
And I have never Been, I've, I can separate a person from a political belief unless they want to disarm me, and then it's on. If you disagree with me on taxation. You're horribly mathematically illiterate, but that's okay. You know, I'll pray for you. If you disagree with me on things like EVs or a number of domestic policy issues.
I just do not feel whatever they feel. That gets me wound up to a point where I would behave that way. When you lose control, think about this. People who lose control of their emotions are weak.
Now, that's not to say you should be a robot and never demonstrate or exhibit any kind of. emotional empathy at all. But people who lose their cool like this are weak. Acting with emotion like that is not a sign of strength. It's a lack of complete self-discipline.
It is a weakness. It's it's sad. I see a lot of very weak constit like personal constitution, weak people. People who are not as educated as they want you to think. people who are who want to be taken care of.
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I have questions. New York City Wikipedia conference was halted when a quote. non-offending pedophile, end quote. Stormed the stage and pointed the gun at his own head.
Oxymoronic. Yeah, Connor Weston, 27, apparently had a revolver and he said, I'm a non-contact pedophile. They had a wiki conference staff had to tackle and disarm him. He was taken into custody. Uh What is non-offending?
Don't even stop it. I honestly think some people are like, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be, uh, Transparent and say this kind of stuff because they're as a tactic to mainstream this depravity. It's really what it is. Uh let's see, poor seniors are dying up to nine years sooner than the wealthier ones. And then USA Today is like, how to not be one of them.
Make money. You know, a lot of it is about preventative care too. And I feel like the article really glosses over that in favor of establishing a narrative that's very Marxist in terms of cash flow. But I digress. Your lawn wants you to mow your fall leaves.
says an expert. They're saying put down the rake. They said that the tedious chore of raking leaves don't do it, and it's and that you can just mow them into your yard. I don't know. Yeah, it is.
I don't know why people don't do that anyway. That's always been a big thing with like... My folks. You have a decent healthy lawn the next year, too. Yeah, I mean, you know, true, true point.
Also, Uh six Oh, I don't even know what this is. I will, one of the things we are going to talk about later though. Is, and I'll play the video later. A whale shark reached the shores of Gaza. I didn't know all about the whale shark thing, they're like apparently very rare and.
Uh apparently this whale shark it Got close to the Gazan shore. It's very rare. It's a symbol of wonder, all this kind of stuff. And it took the Gazans like 20 minutes to pull it out of the water and beat it to death. It's on video.
Actually, should we play the video? Do we have a second? We should, maybe. Yeah, we got it. It's cut 112,000.
It's actually cut 43. Yeah, this is what we're talking about. pulled out of the sea by fishermen and then this happened.
So it's totally dead. It's like a wonder of the world. This um There's there's Some people were saying that they don't know if it was hunted or if it was pulled ashore. Regardless, it was butchered, apparently. There's a lot of reactions to it.
It's an endangered whale shark. And they're Not normally. Near the coast, in the Mediterranean, near the coast of Israel or Gaza. And it's like, you know. Largest fish in the world, basically.
So there, that's kind of sad. It finally goes up. It's not JAWS, it's people. Done it. Done it.
Oh no, you're in the shores of you're near the shallows of the Mediterranean. Go the other way. Can we talk about the Louvre for a moment? Oh man. I just Who's in charge of security over there?
Who does that? Pig Panther? Apparently. It gets crazier.
So the alarm, I don't know if you, this is wild. The alarm. For the Louvre. Um That connected the window door.
So the burglars, if you are not following the story, literally in broad daylight in the span of four minutes. A group of Thieves came in. 270 yards from the Mona Lisa and stole all of these like jewels that were in Napoleon's family, right? stole all of these like super expensive jewels. And the looves closed.
They rode a basket lift up the outside of it. Forced open a window, got in there, smashed the display cases, and then they fled with all this fancy stuff, right? They got all kinds of stuff. That they stole jewels that you know are going to be just broken up and immediately just parsed out. They uh 8,708 diamonds, 34 sapphires, 38 emeralds, and 212 pearls stolen.
The pearl and diamond tiara cane of Empress Eugenie, The large diamond corsage bow. The brooch known as the reliquary of Empress Eugenie, emperor emerald necklace from the Marie-Louise Paru. And then you add a whole bunch of other stuff. Uh Wow, they got the crown. They dropped a crown on their way out and it was damaged.
A lot of these they said Or they can't even estimate how valuable they are. And they said they're all unsellable because they're world renowned.
So They're going to have to destroy all of these pieces and resell the stones. That's what they're doing because you can't just like resell the necklace. Everyone's going to know it's been stolen. This is going to be a lot of money. What gets me is how in the world this was able to happen.
So, this is what the Louvre, this is the actual museum, this is what they said. They tweeted this today. After the robbery that the Louvre suffered yesterday, the museum regrets to inform you that it will remain closed to the public today. Visitors who have already booked their tickets will be refunded. after the robbery came.
You mean the robbery in which someone literally l got into a basket like a group of kittens and were hauled up the side of the Louvre and then they busted in a window like in front of everybody. But they were all in high-viz vests, apparently. And what Is it? Yeah. Does that if you see somebody in a high-viz vest, are you just like, oh, that person's official?
That's an official person doing official business. They're doing official Louvre stuff. Do I I am fascinated by this stuff. It is one of the funniest. I mean, it's...
I don't think they're ever going to get any of these jewels back. But I mean, guys, they got in a basket and they hauled it up old. style. Up the side of the building. What in the world?
And no one saw No one saw.
Now, some people were saying. That, like the story, the alarm that was connected, it had been out of service. Apparently They turned off the alarm on the little window door. Because of uh Repeated false triggers came. Mm.
Oh.
So the burglars knew that it wasn't working.
So don't fix the triggers, just leave the alarm off. Yeah. Oh no, we should not fix what is triggering the alarm. We should Oh no no, we should leave the alarm off. Let's go get a bag in.
Ha ha ha.
Well, instead of fixing it, let's just unplug it. Oh, wait, wait. I I don't know. I got I think that there was an inside job. I think that somebody on the inside was working with them.
Because how do you not? I'm just. I don't know. I don't know, man.
So they I guess it's still closed today. The Louvre. But that's a lot of jewels. That is some real Yeah. You know that meme?
I don't know if you guys have seen this before. It is a meme of a door lock, like one of the latch locks, but instead of the metal latch, there's a Cheeto in place. This is like the security of the Louvre apparently. Oh no no, just don't fix it, just put that sheet over! Oh, the cheetah will keep out the people.
Ho ho, we wee. That's, I don't know, man. But why is this so closed, though? I'm curious. Like, that's a pretty big thing.
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