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All right, so Yeah. This um This is like probably gonna be the sanest part of the week is Florida Man, honestly.
So this guy I really want to do the bulldozer first. 'Cause bulldozers are just funny. And I always think of the killdozer, you know. This is from Motor Biscuit. Florida men use a bulldozer and a rifle to bully two people camped near private property.
So they were not apparently brandishing, but they did use the bulldozer. Uh so three men used a bulldozer. They were trying to evict two homeless campers. And They showed up at a campsite. near the Delane, Florida property.
And they didn't start small. They immediately started with literally a bulldozer. They were driving it at the time, and they said they needed to mow the camp down. Nobody was injured, but authorities still arrested the bulldozer guy. But wait a minute, if it's like your private property, if he wasn't on his property, obviously that's one thing.
Right. But Yeah, I mean also I wouldn't would you want homeless people Putting up I mean it's Is it redundant to say Homeless campers? Yeah, because that's why I don't like camping. Why would you say homeless campers? They were just okay.
I'm sorry, this is now the segment. Why would you say? Homeless campers because it's the same thing. This is why I don't like camping. We invented.
The house. And lights and running water.
So if I'm not going to pretend to be homeless, I'm just not.
So that's that word, that holds a redundant phrase. You can't unify with some of these people, case in point. I noticed this. I don't even follow Broadway. I don't follow Broadway.
I know who Kristen Chenoweth is because she was in that one Christmas movie. with uh Deanny DeVito. Uh I don't remember what it was, but they had a Matthew Broderick, Danny DeVito, and they had a Christmas-like competition. They were just like petty neighbors. Anyway, it's not important.
But the important thing is that She said something very nice. about Charlie Kirk on on one of his videos. Kristen Chenoweth, like happy little Kristen Chenoweth, right? She was in Wasn't she in the Broadway version of Wicked or something like that? Yeah.
She said something very nice. and was merely Marking, because she had to have known that a lot of people who like her. were also fans. of Charlie Kirk. And she just merely said something nice about him.
Like it's so sad. That's completely normal to th to to say how sad you think it is. That Someone like him, like he was that he was just shut down simply for debating. And She was absolutely dragged in her comments. I She said she was upset.
By his death. and said that she now she knows that he is now in heaven. She says, I'm so upset. Didn't always agree, but appreciated some perspectives. What a heartbreak.
His young family. I know where he is now. Heaven, but still. And then she had a breaking heart. and people were dragging her for this.
What is wrong with you that you can't even express something like that?
Well, I didn't like what they thought. Oh my gosh, I didn't realize that you were the ombudsman of death, that you were appointed the bouncer of determining who gets to live or die based on their views. You better pray to God that I'm never appointed to that position.
Some of these people are so self-involved.
Well, I just didn't like his views, so I can't What is the matter with you? Chloe Kardashian, another example. Kane, this is turning me into the Daily Mail sidebar. Chloe Kardashian. had expressed Sympathy.
for his family, Chloe Kardashian. And they started dragging her in the comments. She was lambasted by fans, says headlines, for liking a Christian tribute to Charlie Kirk. She liked it. She didn't even say anything.
She just liked it. And these people that have no lives. Oh my gosh, I just saw Chloe Kardashian like this. I've got to riot. And they win at her for this.
Hey. We are not the same, y'all. We are not the same. And then you have this trainee cyclist. I don't know if you saw this.
It's a transgender cyclist who apparently got very upset that people were Um expressing Sympathy.
Some I don't know why that was so bad for Charlie Kirk. And decided to say nasty things. It's a Team USA cyclist, by the way. Why do we have a dude on the Chicks team at Team USA? I don't know.
It's a BMX cyclist. It's a dude. And the individual This person, he calls himself Chelsea Wolfe. He was an alternate on the women's BMX team at the Tokyo Olympics in 21. He had uh Above the USA Today headline.
Of the murder, he had Adora the Explorer gif on it, and it said, We did it. Like he was celebrating it. The sky. And then he gave a thumbs up. Uh called him a Nazi.
All this other stuff. Because Charlie Kirk did not. could not be forced into adopting this guy's fantastical perspective of his own life and genitals. Way to go in making us think you're even more mentally disturbed than we thought originally. We already know that you're struggling with gender dysphoria.
It's a mental illness. I had a whole column over at the Washington Times talking about how Trump should not be using that blanketly as a blanket to go and disarm people. But people like this trainee, who are on the women's team. BMX You're not helping things. By doing this kind of stuff because you have to be mentally ill to have that kind of reaction.
to someone being shot in the neck. in front of their family. and their children. and thousands of people watching. This is about dehumanization.
I'm tired of hearing trainees and I'm if you don't like my language, go to hell. Because I'm not I'm you had the nice guy All of these people That Are dehumanizing someone because they will not bend and share their fantasy perspective of gender. And you have the audacity to say it's dehumanizing because you cannot. Usurp someone's free will and force them to do what you want? You think that your inability to force them.
Through dehumanization. You think that that is dehumanizing. Again, you have to be mentally ill to have that kind of circular logic. No, they had the nice guy. I don't feel in any way nice.
I really want to be mean about this dude because he was so nasty. I mean he looks like a skexies unmasked. Stop. Like I said, it's really, really hard to be a Christian during these times. Because you have understandable anger.
And people are saying, well, we got to unite. I watched this thing with Stephen King unfold on social media. I don't know if you saw this. He yesterday. went out and said, That Charlie Kirk.
uh repeatedly said that people should be stoned. That he said that gay should be stoned. That's what he said. And he said he advocated that sturning gays that was just one of the things that he said. And That's not at all what Charlie Kirk had ever done.
In fact, there are all of these videos of him talking to uh gay conservatives at these events. And they would say, Well, how do you reconcile this? And he goes, Well, he goes, I'm a Christian. He's like, So I don't agree with your lifestyle, but I'm also a conservative. And he says politically, we agree.
on the same things. He goes, most of the time we agree on the majority of things. And he says, for that, welcome. Welcome to the Conservative Movement. And I thought that that was a really great response, completely opposite to what Stephen King had said.
And so Stephen King was dragged all day yesterday. And then he couldn't just apologize. He said, I apologize for saying Charlie Kirk advocated stoning gaze. What he actually demonstrated was how some people cherry-pick biblical passages. What?
He wasn't cherry picking a Biblical passage. He was merely stating exactly His belief, but then also he would welcome people to the conservative movement. And I I mean I don't know. The whole thing is insane to me. And he he wa he like really wasn't apologizing.
He kind of was, but he wasn't in his own way because he's so blinded by pride and ego. That's the other thing. If you are really searching for honest, genuine discussion. And you are in the wrong. You don't double down on it.
It's either about. discerning truth or it's not. And if it's not about discerning the truth, then what's the effort for? And that was kind of Charlie's approach to this. He wanted to convert.
I've always said that converting people is one less person you have to fight. It's true. He liked converting people and bringing them over. It's one less person you have to fight. And it's one more person you have to fight them.
But he did it. Very genuinely. in the pursuit of truth and common ground, And he was incredibly effective at it. And that's what got him killed. He was very effective at it.
If it's not about discerning that truth, then what's the point? And I look at people like Stephen King, you say that you. You are about the fact of the issue. and that it is about discovering the truth of the matter. But when you are proven wrong on it There's no room for ego.
If you're hurt, your ego is hurt, if your feelings are hurt, then you are not in this for the right reasons. This is why the left gets so emotional over everything, and I don't want the right to turn into this. And this that's something that even predates Charlie. The left gets so upset when proven wrong because it's not about the truth of the issue for them, it is about power for them. and they take it very personally.
When they are proven wrong on an issue, It is a diminishment of their power and influence, and they react emotionally. Because they are not in this for the same reason that you and I are in this for. They are in this for control. We don't want to control anyone because I don't love anyone that much to control everyone. I'm sorry.
I'm not Jesus. I follow him. I fall short. But you're the same way. Nobody wants to control anybody.
We just want to be left alone and we want the truth of the issue, truth and logic way out. It's about power for them. It's about control for them. And so Stephen King, he was mad. That He was proven wrong.
If you really think about this, if you really loved the gays. And you thought that someone advocated for stoning them to death. And then you find out that they didn't ever actually advocate for stoning them to death. Wouldn't you be happy about that? Wouldn't you say instead, Oh gay community, this guy didn't want to stone you to death.
Isn't that great? No. No, he was still mad. He doesn't give a rat's ass about the gays. He doesn't care about the truth of anything.
It's about ego, power, and control. He was still mad. That is why it's not an apology. He said then later, three hours after. He goes, Well, okay, I was wrong and I apologize.
I've deleted the post. Find no qualifications I think Charlie would have accepted that. And here's the difference. Charlie would have accepted it. And then Charlie would have invited Stephen King on his podcast to talk about it.
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Alright, so We're gonna have to have a whole other segment here coming up about this stuff on break. All right, so first up. I want to talk about emotional support alligators because I think they're very important to society. I'm not kidding you.
So this is in Pennsylvania, a Western Pennsylvania man. and his emotional support alligator. They took a shopping cart spin around the local Walmart, and he says they never had a problem. But then Walmart confirmed that they told him to stay away on Thursday. Wesley Silva.
He's 60 years old and he's a five foot long, 32 pound I can't say this thing's name. Alligator name Jin Sayoshi Jin Sayoshi? They made the local news after they went to Walmart and he was pushing his gator around in a shopping cart, and she was in a dress. Oh my gosh, it's in a sweater. with fur trim on this photo.
Anyway. He goes, we've been going to Walmart for like four years. And he goes, everything's always fine. And he said that, you know, she never gets out of the cart. She just sits there.
It's all she does. And he says he got the alligator from a neighbor who couldn't care for it anymore. And usually gin Sayoshi spends her days in a pool outside and nights in a bathtub of water. And so. He's a pastor and he was like, he just didn't understand why they wouldn't let.
I don't know if it's not bothering anybody. It's not, it's sitting in the cart sitting there. It's a happy little fat gator. sitting in the cart. in a dress getting pushed around by this dude.
Just getting his snacks and his everyday necessities. That's all that's happening here. I mean, can't a man just take his emotional support alligator to Walmart anymore? I mean, what is happening? in this country.
Now I want one. They look hysterical dressed up. I know they don't like it, but still. Cornell students were found skinning a bear carcass in a campus residence hall. What is happening on college campuses?
D the Department of Conservation. They got a call day to go uh Literally pick Pick up a bear. Two students apparently killed a young black bear, brought the animal to their dorm, and then. They were skinning the carcass and packaging the meat, and then other residents started complaining. No charges have been filed.
I mean, were they. It was about the size of a large dog. I don't think you should be taking juvenile bears, sorry, but that's your first mistake, as you know, you don't take a juvenile like that. It's my opinion. But they said that they had valid hunting licenses and it was lawfully harvested.
So, you know, it's like, you know. He wouldn't shoot a fawn, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. I just have thoughts on that. But otherwise, it just seemed they apparently their code of conduct.
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I don't know if you've seen this. This is the big debate today. The very big debate today. And I think It uh first came. Let me pull this up.
I think it was Rolling Stone. that first did this. Here's the headline. People are losing their jobs for criticizing slain free speech advocate Charlie Kirk. Journalists, publicists, college faculty have been fired.
after calling him a divisive figure and making light of his assassination.
Okay, that's not even an accurate headline. If you're going to say stuff like this, have the balls to be honest about it. You absolute cowardly rat bastards in the press. People don't hate you enough. They don't even have the courage to state exactly what's been happening.
I would imagine that teachers, for instance, recording themselves. gleefully celebrating someone's death.
Someone's murder? in a ghoulish fashion, be accurate about it. Describe fully. Make sure you quote these teachers and these people that are getting fired by their employers because they say things into the camera with their own mouths like, I'm glad he got shot, or I'm glad he was killed, or I wish that I was the one that did it, because that's what they're saying. That's why they're getting fired.
Their employers are like, holy hell. No way, we don't want to, no.
Now they look at it and they're like, these people are nuts. We don't want them on our campuses. I mean, these people, this is what their right does. The rights like, okay, good morning. I'm going to log into my totally anonymous X account and say things like, I disagree with Illinois Marr.
And then the left is like, yeah, I'm a teacher. I'm Miss Karen Karen, the teacher at You know, Joe Blow Elementary, and I'm just going to record myself saying I'm so glad that Charlotte Kirk is dead. Do you see the difference? It's not cancel culture. It's called accountability.
No one told these employers to fire these people. The employers were like, oh, you were dumb enough to actually, these people are using social media accounts that have their job titles in them. their full names, their job titles. on pages where they talk about their employer. That's not cancel culture.
Most people sign a contract. stating upon employment that they're not going to embarrass their employer. That's actually insubordination and a violation of their contractual obligations.
So it's technically not even remotely canceled culture. But I don't care if it is right now. Do you know why? Because hey, these are y'all's rules. Oh, wait a minute.
The left? The left is suddenly upset. About playing their own rules. I'm very familiar with their cancel culture game. They invented it, they've tried to cancel me and a million other people.
These are your rules left. You guys created this game. You bought the ticket now take the ride. That's what this is. No, it's not cancel culture.
These are people, like I said. I'm not going to play all of it because it'll just get you guys so upset. And I feel like Right now. Everybody kind of needs Just to process the grieving part. of this all of this horribleness.
But you have people who are They're out there themselves using their names. They're doctors? Guys, they're pilots. Do you know one of them was an American Airlines pilot? Good God.
Well okay, first off, number one. How are you a pilot? Using your name. And then underneath your name on your social media account, it literally says pilot with American Airlines. And On your social media account, you have photos and posts about your job.
That couch the whole, I wish Charlie Kirk was dead, the horrible stuff that you say. There was, I mean, literally, a guy like legit celebrating the death. like gleefully recording himself celebrating it. And then Your sh You know why you get fired if you're a pilot and you do that? Who the hell wants to fly on a plane with that guy?
piloting it. Cain. Would you want to fly on a plane with that dude piloting it? No. No.
No. There's a lot of the left. That are suicidal. I don't want him in charge of my plane.
Well, he might be like, wait a minute, there's a million Charlie Kirks on this plane. I'm going to drive it into a mountain. Right. I mean it's It's a terrifying concept. Or teachers.
There were okay, so a handful. and actually more than that, of teachers, elementary school, junior high, et cetera. That record some of them were recording themselves in their classrooms. Recording themselves in their classrooms saying, I wish I could have done it, or I'm so glad he's dead, blah, blah, blah, or laughing or making fun of what happened. There was a woman who was doing choreography of the blood that was spilled.
That's all I'm gonna say. And then they have on their they're using their name Their social media account that says employed at this school. Not even kidding. There's screenshots of this that exist. This is not being made up.
And then they're like, wow, I can't believe I was fired. Because the school looks at someone who is teaching young children. That is celebrating joyfully murder. I would not want anyone who does that to be teaching my children or any Children. Do you?
So, no, this is not canceled culture. Rolling Stone acts like All these people on the right are out there just like trying to uncover these anonymous accounts. These are not anonymous accounts, guys. These are idiots. Like, it's all libs of TikTok, literally, just repost stuff that's on TikTok.
This is the same thing. You post it. Again, you bought the ticket.
Now take the ride. That's what this is. Doctors, lawyers, teachers, professors, you literally have a dean of a university who got in trouble for this. You I mean, I'm looking at this list. There was a teacher, Benjamin Filio.
who was fired. At Barrington School. And he was on TikTok, literally has his name. teacher at Barrington School. Even has the handle of the school in his bio, and he's doing this stuff.
And he's like, I can't believe I got fired. when you again When you sign a contract to go and work, if you're a teacher, you sign these contracts, you sign contracts like this. You also agreed to not make remarks like this that bring any repute, ill repute upon the school. There was a College professor Lisa Greenlee. Greensboro, North Carolina Community College.
She recorded herself. Literally, she says I am an English professor currently working at the Greensboro North Carolina Community College in Jamestown and has her name. She records herself saying, I'll praise the shooter, he had a good name. He had good aim. She records herself saying this and puts it out on the account that literally says, quote.
I am an English professor currently working at GTCC in Jamestown. You're surprised? That the school is going to fire you? You guys are turning me into like a feminized Sam Kinnison here. Chimney Christmas.
Mm-hmm. Oh my gosh! Yeah, listen to this. Do we really want to play this? It's so, I'm trying so hard.
I think people have to hear what the left does.
Okay.
Okay.
Prayers and thoughts for Charlie Bruce Mill. No, I have no prayers and thoughts for him left from all my prayers and thoughts for these innocent children who did nothing wrong. Or not? Sending out divisive people messages. We're not saying that empathy is a problem with America.
I refer to him as the anti-empathy guy. I will I'm not going to be able to do much more than this, I'm going to be honest. Um Yeah. I just want to make sure that y'all had heard about it. There's also, I mean, I have like so many, there's so many examples here because, I mean, they're all over the internet.
So mostly Peaceful Memes had one. This is at. Greenville County Schools, Jiminy Christmas, So this guy He's on Facebook using his name. On Facebook And he posed thoughts and prayers to his children, but in my opinion, America became greater today. There, I said it.
On his Facebook profile it has his name. and his profession and where he works. I can't believe I was fired! Make off! Kane, what would happen if I went, yeah, I'm a radio host at Radio America.
and Dana Lash and I went out And I posted you know celebrating which would never happen.
Somebody on the left getting killed. I mean, nobody on the right does that. No, but just for the purpose of argument, for illustration. Would Radio America then be within their right? Because I'm like, oh, I'm going to have all the identifiers up there.
And what if I recorded myself sitting here doing it? Yeah, they would absolutely have every legal recourse to react that way, determined employment. We could both scream freedom of speech and First Amendment, but this isn't that. Yeah, exactly. People, I think, I really feel like people on the left have no idea what the hell freedom of speech means.
I mean, clearly, because they're shooting people in the neck for it. They have no idea what freedom of speech means. Their idea of free speech means you also have to have my opinion. If everybody has my opinion, then it's free speech. That's what the left thinks.
That's how they operate. It's just asinine. No, this is. I mean, think about this stuff. Like the Oxford Union president celebrated his death.
The Oxford Union president who shows up to debate wearing Uggs. And sweatpants, I'm sorry, you're a pathetic loser who only is there because of DEI. It was just them trying to look like they're. Honestly, that's the reason why he's there because I've heard this guy debate, and I'm like, this guy could not argue his way out of a paper bag. What the hell?
And he shows up looking like a slob that just rolled off of the couch in his mom's basement. And he was. He was celebrating the assassination. No, they don't believe in free speech. Because to them, free speech means You believe in their opinion too.
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