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It's time for Florida Man. Florida woman was arrested for a bomb threat to the University of Central Florida. She spammed a professor with texts and selfies saying, I'm gonna blow you up. Pretty sure that that's the like immediately how you're gonna go straight to jail, just straight to jail. She landed her in jail.
Kristen Galley, 29, faces a charge of false reporting. It was a drunken threat that landed her in jail, according to the arrest affidavit released this week. They said that the incident, which happened in May, but the arrest affidavit was only just released today, called the front desk at University of Central Florida Student Care Services and said that she was gonna blow them all up. They identified her. Apparently, she was a student there.
And she said she was just angry and made a mistake. She goes, I was drunk and I thought it would be funny. They didn't.
So now she's, ooh, she faces charges of false reporting of a bombing against a state-owned property and unlawful use of a two-way communication device.
So her hearing is scheduled for in a few days, actually.
So you can't do that. They're not going to go, oh, you were drunk. That's okay. That's all right. You get a pass.
Doesn't work that way. That's Florida. They're not going to do that. This is wild. A Florida man's.
Cross. Necklace saves him from a stray bullet. New York Post. This is crazy. A Florida man, 20-year-old, is crediting his is crediting faith.
Aiden Perry, he was at his friend's house when I don't know how this happens, he's accidentally shot by a .40 caliber. I don't even know how. He was rushed to the hospital, taken to the operating room. He survived. He was wearing a gold necklace with a cross pendant, and medics say that they believe it split the bullet.
saving his organs from damage. It went through his chest, exited near his armpit, re-entered through his arm, and so he has a broken bone from it. They said that he was spared the worst because that thing split it. And they saved the necklace. I mean that it was struck.
And man, I hope he gets a new necklace. He's gonna need it. How in the world were they like the guy who apparently allegedly shot him? It was unintentional. He was arrested in Sumter County.
Uh it sounds like someone was not using responsible. That's divine interaction. Carrying there. Yeah, exactly. A Flora.
Oh, this is so bad. A Florida man abandoned 111 geckos in a storage unit, and they're getting them for animal cruelty. I think he ought to be abandoned in a storage unit. Did I say that out loud? I did.
They said it's a horrible neglect case. Florida Fish and Wildlife got involved. He stopped paying for the storage unit, and that's how they discovered it. There were 111 fat-tailed geckos. They were all in individual containers.
41 of them were already gone. Oh gosh, it's horrible. They had skeletal remains. It's just horrible. They said they had no food or water at all whatsoever.
And no and they had been there like For two months, no one checked on them for two months.
So they found the guy. He is prohibited from possessing or having contact with animals, and he had to forfeit the remaining geckos in his care. Oh my gosh, just stop, just stop being worthless humans. Just don't be mean. I mean, they're geckos.
I mean, they're, you know, would I have them as a pet? I know, because I can't like pet them and hug them, you know. But that doesn't mean you put them in a Tupperware thing in a storage shed for two months and don't touch them. Uh, let's see, this. I got a couple of others here, too.
The uh mm-mm. Let's see, do I want to get the school runs already? Let's do this one. The school run is already starting off. Real fun.
A woman is accused of bumping a mother with her car and threatening to shoot her outside of a Miami-Dade elementary school. Erica Cruz, she was dropping off her kid. She exchanged words with another woman who was walking her disabled son to school. The victim told officers that the vehicle approached her and her son. The driver began honking.
She began screaming, Hurry the blank up from her vehicle. They exchanged words, and then Cruz bumped the victim's left side of the body with her car. And she got out of her vehicle, opened her purse, and told the victim, Say one more word and I will shoot you in the face. Oh boy. The victim was afraid, obviously.
So Cruz was arrested on a number of different charges. She's going to have felonies on her record and will be a prohibited possessor. Honestly, stay away from the schools, crazy lady. Are you tired of doctors telling you no? Can't get affordable off-patent medications?
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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.
I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said uh twenty billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.
It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.
So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound529 from your cell phone. We are always open.
Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
Thanks for having me. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. Go and take it to the voters, take it to the streets, take it to the people. To fight for fairness and not allow the people who want to cheat democracy when it is time to fight fire with fire.
And that's what this moment is requiring of all of us. Kane and I are debating how drunk she is. I say point two one. Where did the that accent come from. The alcohol?
It's an alcoholic accent to Dana. It's funny you should ask. Yeah, it's um hm. Uh I think her influence is gone. I don't think anybody pays attention to anything she says anymore.
Her influence is just gone. Hers and I would say several others. But She's there's she's I don't she can't run for anything again. She's not gonna be able to run for anything again. No one's gonna vote for her, not even California.
They're not gonna vote for her. Not going to vote for her in California. Not going to happen. Welcome back to the program. The uh yeah, it's um I guess she's I don't the fight fire with fire, well they've already done that.
Right. I mean they weren't fighting fire, they just started one. They Have set buildings on fire, the left, and they've set churches on fire and I mean they've already been fighting with fire. The fire wasn't done to them. Again, they said it.
They're arsonists. BLM stands for Burn League. Burn Loot Murder. Yeah.
So uh I think that that's where else do they go? Where else do the where does the left go? after so many years. of Outright. you know, violence in the streets.
And threatening, I mean threatening Supreme Court justices and I mean, for crying out loud the pr three times they've they've tried to take Trump off the board. I mean he was shot in the head for crying out loud. And oh, it was his ear, says the left. Oh, for crying out loud. I'm not even going to deal with you people.
He was shot in the head. I I don't know. I I don't think that encouraging them. To embrace violence? Or to use violence is a really good thing right now for everybody.
Let's just not. Let's maybe come up with some policy and Uh, outline a mission to get the country back on track fiscally, etc., what you would do better, and maybe roll with that, and then try to persuade people that way. But this idea that That When they're not in power, you are being robbed of something. That is always their pitch. Their pitch is never, well, we're going to reduce taxes and we're going to onshore more jobs and we're going to make manufacturing great again, domestic manufacturing.
We're going to do all of these things. They never outline anything like that. It's always, you're being robbed, racism or sexism. That's their pitch every time. It's an old pitch.
I'm tired of hearing it. That's like another Star Wars movie. My gosh, how many are there now?
So tired of it all. I'm tired of that pitch. That's all they've been pitching people for this entire time.
Now, that to me sounds like a call to violence when I hear her say that. I mean, the left, as Lorraine reminded in Slack, she's like, well, you know, it sounds like a call to violence. It does, because it is. They but they they'll make this call, but then they'll back away and say, Well, it's just words. But if it's anyone else, I cannot I cannot tell you the number of times the left and some of the right clout chasers have lost their minds at me because they've said that my words were quote unquote violent.
Which they're not. They're just... Illustrative That's all.
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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.
I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said uh twenty billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.
It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and better, and our army grows.
So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.
So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound529 from your cell phone. We are always open.
Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.
Thanks for having me. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's Quick Five.
Alright, let's see here. We've got. Oh, of course it's not in there. Of course, I'm not loading. Oh, we also have updates about the hurricane, too, which Steve reminded us of since he's going to be yeeting himself into the eye of it coming up.
Let's see here: Lone Star Lockup.
So I'm not against this. I like the name of it, although it sounds almost like a sketchy dive bar in a way, doesn't it? Welcome to the Lone Star Lockup. Go get drunk, ride our bull, and spew everywhere. The Trump administration opens the largest immigration detention center in the United States in Fort Bliss, Texas.
Lone star luck. Do we get our alligators? Do we get alligators? Wait, hold full stop here. That's a great question.
What do we have in time? I mean, we've got.
Some bugs, some scorpions. We got some weirdo moth bee things. Are armadillas dangerous? They have leprosy. By the way, we had an armadillo hole in our yard and 30% of my brain was like free pet and then the other was like leprosy.
So it didn't happen. Uh so anyway, they say it's uh the detention center is going to help ease overcrowding at other facilities. And serve as a hub. I hope it doesn't descend into like borderlands chaos, although it sounds like there's a risk there. But hopefully, it won't.
I think our border patrol will do a darn good job. Hurricane Aaron, Steve is gonna yeet himself right into the eye of this thing. Not even kidding. It's going all the places where I like to go. I'm really sad about this.
Juan is showing you, it's right over everywhere I like to go. Just so rude. It's like going, it's just on a direct path to hit every place that I like to go. Gosh dang it.
So it's going to fuel a dangerous surf, coastal flood risk. from the Carolinas to New England. Just get ready for your flight delays, everybody. Just go ahead. Just resign yourself to that fact.
Superman actor Terrence Stamp has passed away at 87. This guy, he was in a lot of stuff. He was Zod. He was Zod in the Superman films. He's been in all kinds of stuff.
He was a British actor. Uh, he's been in like a million things, but uh, he's passed away.
So, I guess is he part of the pool? Yeah, I think it's gonna be part of the rule of three. There you go. It's going to be part of the rule of three. Future humans will be hairless and lose four other body parts thanks to Oh yeah.
Human lifestyle, modern lifestyles, it says. I don't like any of this.
So. Experts say changes in diet, technology, and environment could drive these drastic evolutionary shifts over the last 20 years, but what are we losing?
Okay, so we'll be hairless. Uh Uh, that's kind of gross. They said it's a standard grooming practice. Was this the vaccine that programmed our DNA to do? No, and then also, uh, hairs it's becoming finer and sparser.
Our wisdom teeth are gonna go away. Makes sense. Everyone's dumb. I'm kidding. Tailbone.
I don't even know why we need it. Appendix, it's a little annoying thing. That's all going to go with ear muscles. Out of all the things to lose, like just randomly ear muscles, we have a lot more on the way. Stick with us.
I think that's because Taylor Swift. Produces great art. But also because she models something. At every stage of her career, she's shown a certain way of being that resonated with my kids and also felt right to me as a parent. And she's still doing that as a grown-up.
Like a lot of you, I struggle with how to stand up to bullies without letting their meanness infect me. and change me. You may have seen that the governor of California has been generating a lot of attention lately by posting on social media in a satirical way where he mocks Donald Trump. and his all-caps megalomania and his absurdity and I find it very funny. Hilarious even sometimes.
But I gotta be honest, it also leaves me with a strange feeling at times because. I don't want us. to become like Trump and his friends. asking for several million friends. It's James Comey, who I don't He was former head of the FBI.
I know, he ran the FBI. And I don't know about you. But I don't know. Like I I just, I don't know. It is weird.
It's weird. It's weird. That a grown man, first off, that he's talking about Taylor Swift, but that a grown man is this putty.
Okay, leave that to us women. All right, that's our thing. We do that, not you. All right. Especially somebody who runs the FBI.
I don't want to see that. That's just. It doesn't Do anything to help increase the trust in our Agencies, our departments, when we see former heads of them. act in such a way. I mean And it's not like his kids are a little bitty either.
His kids are like old.
So what are you talking about? I don't get it. Like, he's old enough to be my dad. Like, what are you talking about? You don't have like a 10-year-old at home.
What are you doing? Oh, I don't know. It's weird, y'all. It's weird. All right.
Uh I'm making sure that oh my hang on.
So Wick, jailbroke. And he's trying to come in the studio. I had to bribe him with a rough greens chew. He hates Kane, hates him. And he's waiting patiently.
It's like he's saying something to me intensely. That's all. He's staring at us through the cracked door. 'Cause he's. Yeah, there he goes.
Hang on, dude. Hang on, my dude. All right, today's stupidity can't throw it at us. Juan, cut for John Brennan. He thinks Putin put a chip.
In the limo when he was riding with Trump the other day. Listen to this.
So I think you could see on Putin's face, he felt very, very comfortable. And the fact that he was given a ride then in the presidential limousine, the beast, I certainly hope the Secret Service has swept that vehicle very well in terms of any type of small membership. Like when you were in office, when you were doing things for the government. By the way, he's probably still doing things. And that does it for us today.
You're gonna go handle a wick before he steals a car. I don't know. God love you guys. We'll uh be back with you tomorrow Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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