Everyone always says, why is Gutfeld number one in late night? And I know the secret. It's all the wisecracks that Greg makes at my expense. Our beloved Greg carves out special time each day to make fun, clever, new ways to make fun of me, according to reports. And obviously I don't think that I don't want the ratings to dip just because I'm here hosting doesn't mean we need to break the format.
So each guest will tell some jokes at my expense. It's my first time hearing them. So here we go. Tom, begin. Here we go. A pollster who correctly predicted every election since 1984 is now on record saying that Brian Kilmeade is a loser. Kat, I know you, I'm dragging you into this and this is reluctant, but this is your job.
Take a shot at me. Some of these are real mean. This one is really not nice. When he did a play by play on the puppy bowl, they asked to be euthanized.
That's really horrible. I mean this one too. Brian's on so many Fox shows. His nickname around the office is Jimmy Fela. Oh wait, this one's awful.
Whenever he calls Mrs. Kilmeade, she lets it go to voicemail. So that was, uh, we kept with the format you're on tonight. I am.
I'm so upset that I wasn't on with you. Right. Yeah. Why is it loved to have had a shot at you? Oh, that's amazing. But then I get this radio show, so that's right.
That is true. Um, so in between, so what are your, uh, what are your thoughts about Donald Trump going out to the Hamptons this weekend, uh, to raise some money? What does he do with her with, uh, Kamala Harris getting all the publicity, got a name and number two getting around, go to the DNC. How do you think he handled, how would you think he should handle it? Uh, go back to talking about his attempt at assassination.
That worked for him really well for a while. But yeah, I mean, she's obviously going to be the center of the spotlight. The DNC is coming around. She's got a name, a VP, so he has to figure out a way to sort of get the spotlight back on him.
How does he do it? I mean, I guess by attacking Kamala and maybe trying to drum up some sort of response from the white house, because once the white house starts responding and they start battling, I think people love to watch Donald Trump go off on anybody. How do you feel about, do you feel as though you have to compete against a woman differently if you're a president Trump? Well, that's the problem because I think, uh, Nikki Haley in fact did better in the debates because I feel like her opponents were afraid to go too hard on her because she was a woman. I really do believe this. In fact, they came off bad because he did go after it. He did.
That's right. So you really shouldn't look at gender when it comes to political fight. I mean, you're running for the top office in the land, so you need to be treated the same as anyone else. But I know because people are very sensitive in the way that Donald Trump has spoken about women and two women in the past, that if these two were to debate, which I would love to see, people are going to be watching him very carefully to see how he talks to her. But I think the gloves should come off and I'd like to see him talk to her the same way he would if it was a male opponent.
See, I don't, I think that I don't care about her feelings, but I care about the voters, women at home. Right. And in my back of my head, well, you don't have to be degrading. I'm saying you should be just as tough.
I'm not. Now don't get me wrong. I don't think that he should sit there and say some of the things that he has said to women that are incredibly insulting to women. I mean, I wouldn't be insulted. I would take it as a, I mean, blood all over your face.
I'd be like, thanks. Thanks. Are you talking about what he said to Megyn Kelly? No. Oh, no. Joe Scarborough's wife, Mika. Yeah. So she comes in, I guess, I guess that would engender some bitterness. If you want to hear some critics, how do you feel about how J.D. Vance has handled his single cat woman? Oh my God, it's hysterical.
I mean, I don't know what he was thinking by saying that, honestly. But I used to be a single cat lady and that's why I was single all through my 20s. Yeah. Where did you get married? When I was 36. But I had two cats.
Right. All through my 20s. Did you hear that part? So I was single all through my 20s. Were you insulted by this comment? I was not insulted.
I was like, it's freaking true. Why do you think I got married at 36? Because I was a cat lady. No offense to cats.
I love felines. So what changed with you? My cats died, I think.
Right. I think that's what happened. And then you said I got to either replace the cat or... No, actually I just started to get old and my eggs were about to dry up.
So I was like, got to marry the first guy that will have my babies. Okay. That's what happened, Brian. Didn't think it was going there.
Well, it is. Let's go back to politics for a second. Here's Eugene Robinson on Trump being dangerous.
Cut 33. There's clearly some deep insecurity and and feeling of inadequacy that causes him to continually lash out and puff himself up and and adopt this air of infallibility, which is absurd. But that's who he is. I think he is a really, really damaged person. Is he a therapist? Right.
I'm pretty sure he's not Dr. Eugene Robinson, but he's a columnist. Do you think they understand Trump yet? No, I don't think they'll ever understand Trump. But that's what makes Trump so attractive to his base, because he is unpredictable. I wouldn't call him insecure. I mean, I don't think insecurity comes from attacking others.
I just think he's really, really aggressive and he knows what he wants. So I'll watch you tonight in Gutfeld. Saturday night, 9 o'clock Eastern Time, One Nation will be live. Michael Waltz, Tomi Lahren. And I did a feature with Tyler Hubbard, one half of Florida, Georgia line. I look forward to that. I can't wait. It was a little bit of hesitation.
