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Hey, welcome back, everyone. Kennedy's in the studio, and she is happy. She's talking about career highlight, right? And you say, Happy St. Patrick's Day.
And happy St. Patrick's Day to you, Brian. And what does it say on the shirt? Oh, thank you. It says Gucci.
It says: Snakes are nice, but here's the advice: to hug a snake can be a mistake. 1920. What is that something someone said? Because St. Patrick's chased the snakes out of Iowa.
Exactly right.
So don't hug them. Like, let them leave. Right. That's the advice. Because that's not really true, is it?
About St. Patrick? Do you think one person could chase snakes out of an island off an island? I I'm sorry, I'm a believer.
So, yes, I do believe that he was imbued with the Holy Spirit, which allowed him to get the snakes out of Ireland, and he was probably some sort of biological engineer. Yes. Uh well, they're are they there now? I haven't seen any, but again, I've never been to Ireland. Right.
Well, yeah, it would be easier for me to believe you if you went. Yeah. Right. I'm going to work on that for next year. Go see if there are any snakes.
Yeah. Yeah. I would, yeah, I was thinking about going to Ireland, but it's gone so left-wing now. I'm thinking, why do I want to give them my money? But I've heard that, because you don't want to punish the good people who are still there.
I feel the same way about California. Like the people who are still there, the long-suffering, well-intentioned people, they should not be punished. You have to find the pockets of the good people and give them your money. Right. We have to go vacation to pockets.
Yes. Exactly. Right. I'm not going to the whole Adam. I'm going to the whole house.
It's not Pakistan. It's Pocket Ston. Right. That's true. Should I go to Pakistan instead?
They have snakes. Oh, it's like fun. They have a lot of snakes. Yeah, I think the Middle East is just a great time right now. I just booked some cheap tickets to Dubai.
Oh, they're fantastic. They got the perfect hotel for you to stay. It's a star hotel. They have you staying right by a natural gas plant. This is fantastic.
That's the future.
So what do you think? Do you think it's a big deal at Joe County, Karen's counter-terrorist official? Has resigned, saying it's Israel that forced us into this war? Do you think it's a big deal? Uh, I don't know.
I mean, this is one of those things where Rationality is gone out the window. Like people's ability to think critically and Give both sides equal weight and take in evidence and ponder it and then come back to the conclusion, that is all out the window. Everything has to be an emotional reaction. And for some reason, more so than any other time in my life, like anti-Semitism is all the rage. And it is, it is like Kanye was just 18 months too early with his anti-Semitism.
If he had waited till now, they'd be talking Kanye 2028, like for real. Right. You know what? That's a good point. Progressives and these super weird anti-Semitic Republicans, they would be fighting over him.
I got some weird poll numbers to go over. I mean, speaking of weird, Brian. Yeah, well, that would have been the transition I would have used had I been a professional, but I'm keeping my amateur status. I had a tab for polls. What a shame.
Oh. I have a tab for everything, as you know. Yeah. But they did a. Very impressive.
It's a great organization. Do you. Set the tabs and do you write on them, or does someone else do that? I know you have an army of people that you employ. Right.
My army does not do tabs.
So these are all kill mead. Right. They fight my army fights for freedom. It's a great army. Yeah, it is.
What a shame. I guess I didn't have it. I had a tab for polls, but here's the deal: maybe it's in a different way. Only 23% of Democrats approve of Israel. And you have 56% of Republicans approve of Israel, 20% of Independents.
So if I'm Netanyahu, I say, okay. This is my last shot. After this, they have to have come up with their own Arms industry? Yes. They have to use it for profit and for themselves.
They have to do it. I'm okay with that. Yeah. But instead of like, well, buy it from the U.S. because we have a successful economy, they got to go, no, we got to manufacture it because you watched Joe Biden stop them from using the weapons because he knows more.
Because Joe Biden knows everything about the military. He was telling them what weapons to have. Do you mean the Joe Biden committee? Yeah. The Joe, yeah, who was ever running the White House.
And we know by their responses since they left. Do you know Ben Rhodes said any Democrat that supports anything, that does anything to support this war or votes for it, should be primaried?
Now, Ben Rhodes was an instant pallet of cash. Ben Rhodes? Yes. I mean, this is the worst. Do you realize Barack Obama has been.
has been reputed in every one of his foreign policy stands. Number one? I'd say the domestic ones as well, seeing the state of the ACA. Yeah. And the price of insurance.
How dare you not renew Subsidies for a health care plan that should have been on automatic pilot by now if it was successful, that Joe Biden put an expiration date on to temporarily during a pandemic supplement people's income because We didn't know what the Chinese hit us with. Yes. So uh but if you look at it, Iran, let's uh let's alienate Saudi Arabia, let's give Iran money. JCPOA is the eighties called, they want their foreign policy back. Right.
Oh yeah, Vladimir Putin, we're ready to work with you. Yeah, Nitt Romney, like I'm really worried about Russia. Thanks, Barack, for that response.
So, yeah, I mean, just about everything he did. But I don't. What about J.D. Vance coming out yesterday saying out of the closet? No, no, it is.
Like the gay Ayatollah? The gay. No, he's not Ayatollah.
Okay. Supreme Command, Supreme Leader, which is my nickname. It's always Aspen. Yeah, has been. I just say, isn't Brian shorter?
It just doesn't fit on the Chiron. Right. My problem is when you have a nickname, it should be shorter. Right? Like Chip.
Wasn't that Eisenhower's name? Wasn't he the Supreme Allied Commander? That's right. And then he just had to suffer with the president after it was done. Never was happy.
Yeah. He golfed most of the time. He's not alone. The presidential golfing is a very popular pastime. But president.
While we're at work, he's not golfing. No. It's the least you could do. Yes. I think it's good of him because he has a golf course everywhere.
Not only got not only not only does he have his own clubs, he doesn't have to rent them. He has his own clubs, like literally golf clubs, not like his own putter. It's on golf club, and they were everywhere. How? He should sell those.
Right. Do you make a profit on a club? To me. Oh, Brian, I have done the research on golf club margins, and thank you very much for asking. But, like, it's so much land.
Yeah. You've got to have people golfing like five and a half.
Now you're starting to sound like old liberal Brian Killmead, old lefty Killmead here. Right. I'm not saying drill oil on the land. I'm not saying house homeless people on golf courses. That's what they're saying in LA.
Well, I'm not saying put the homeless people on the list. The lady who's running for mayor, the super lefty, she's like, let's just get rid of all the golf courses and put homeless people there. She's running that? Four. Yeah, that's a great one.
Yeah, let's, by the way, do you see that on average in New York City, we're spending $81,000 on every homeless person? $81,000. That's more than people mostly earn. I wonder if I kick my children out, will they qualify as homeless? And can I take that subsidy?
Right. Because that'd be a lot of money. Will it pay for college? Yeah. They'd have to be almost a little bit more.
That pays for private college. I've never seen someone kick them out just to make money.
Well, you know, that's that's where creative capitalism comes in. Really? Huh? I didn't know we were looking for a place for creative capitalism. It had nowhere to go?
Not in New York.
So what are you going to do to make sure Cuba is no longer communist? Uh, that's uh you know, you Give them Amazon subscriptions. Right. Give them all prime subscriptions. And pretend they can pay for it.
Well, you find a way. Like, that's the thing about You know, necessity is the mother of invention. Like, you find a way when you need something, you don't realize you need something until you start doom scrolling Amazon.
So, a couple of things. Um You make these statements like they're everyday statements that you're reiterating, but no one's ever said them before. Right. So, you know, like in with the out, in with the old, out with the new. Yes, but that's like confidence is half the battle, Brian.
Because sometimes I'm like, I never heard that before.
So you should either be the Marco Polo Magellan, like, I have a new phrase, Brian, get ready, or don't pretend like I should have heard this. I'm surprised you haven't. Right. I'm trying to hide my disappointment. Right.
Right. Through your smile.
So, Cuba might flip. They have no oil, they have no food, so they got no energy. They went into the Communist Party building and did a Morgan Wallen. They threw the furniture off the second floor. Dangerous.
Remember that when he did that in national hills? Right, but there's no cops around. They're running for the hills.
So, not realizing they don't have leverage, Oscar Perez Olivia Fraga, who, as you know, is the deputy prime minister. Said this, CUP36. Cuba is open to having a fluid commercial relationship with US companies, also with Cubans residing in the United States and their descendants. And this extends beyond the commercial sphere. It also applies to investments.
So is this a good thing to bring your money? If you would just let me stay in power, I'll let the Cuban exiles invest in my ridiculous country. Win-win. Right. How is this going to go down?
Like, are we going to have to have you? Uh, come in again.
Okay, but I like that because Cuba has known that capitalism is coming for decades. Yes. And it's like Iran has known that a US war has been coming for decades.
So what they're both doing is responding differently.
So Iran should respond like Cuba. Like, oh my gosh, this would be the best time to turn the entire Middle East into Dubai. Let's start with Tehran. This could be such a great time. And Cuba is not like, Oh, we hate you so much.
Watch this. We're going to send some missiles to Ecuador. Right. And Costa Rica. And they do.
How do you like us now? No, they're like, oh, bring your money. We've got stuff. But a couple of things: can't be to them.
Sorry.
Somebody else gotta run the place. You've tried since the 1960s. It's a great example of a communism doesn't work, but think about this.
Now you have a situation where you keep the trains in poor harbours, you pick up your own garbage, you get, I don't want to run the country. But you come in there And you allow the transition to take place, no money, no investment, but allow the oil to come in. from Mexico and then as soon as the leadership leaves If they don't leave, They're already working up court cases of the people that they've killed and the places that they corrupted. They're going to end up in a Brooklyn jail. And Maduro is the perfect example.
Take your trip to Dubai or Moscow. Go live with Eric Snowden. He's got a bunk bed. You could stay in the top bunk. I am sure he takes the bottom, so to speak.
You should always take the top bunk. I learned that. Why? Because you don't want to be on the bottom because things drip on the bottom. Yeah.
Really? Yep.
Okay. So we had to have bunk beds. The girls had to have bunk beds. They slept in the same bed.
So they didn't mine. Right. That's the biggest thing. It's so funny. Shouldn't we demand reimbursements?
We say, well, you need bunk beds, but no one's using one. I'm paying for two. Right. Yeah. Separate.
You're using one. You know what else? Imagine you take the $81,000 that you were going to make at the moment. You take it as a credit and you buy your own furniture. Right.
Um You never get paid back, right? I don't know. I'm not there yet. I sent my daughter something yesterday. It was a funny meme on Instagram of a little girl eating a beautiful fruit platter pool side.
And it said, When my girls pick a retirement home for me, I hope they remember the four seasons.
So I'm hoping like this investment at some point I get it back. Yeah, I'm really concerned. If I start losing my mind, you have to step in and take power of attorney. I don't trust. It's got to be a soft landing.
Clip that sentence. I'm going to send that over to my attorney. Listen, I'm going to step in here. He anticipated something like this. We're going to take a short time out, come back with more Kennedy, who's celebrating.
Twenty thousand podcasts? 100,000. We're getting there. 1,000 right now, 20,000, maybe by next week. All right.
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Will it be necessary to use even a limited ground force to secure whatever nuclear material remains in Iran as part of that threat? And secondly, have you made a decision? Do you mean to go in again? Yes, sir. Why would I tell you a thing like that?
And secondly... You know, I can't say it, reporters, sir, will you attack Carg Island? Will you occupy Court? They ask me these questions. And I don't want to be mean, but they're stupid questions.
If any president answered those questions, they shouldn't be president.
So that's the prison of the United States. He says, I'm not going to tell you if I'm taking Carg Island, and I'm not going to tell you if I'm going to need people on the ground to take uranium. Kennedy's our guest, and I'm glad. Um so Your thoughts about the president getting mad. I'm not a huge fan of war.
Not a big fan. I prefer. Capitalism over combat. And you like baseball. I love baseball.
I love the New York Yankees. I love war. Did you watch that game last night, the Venezuela-Italy game? Oh, of course not, because you go to bed at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. It was great.
I love baseball. I love the World Baseball Classic. I love the New York Yankees. If you watch Venezuela play Italy, you love baseball. Yes.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, but Italy has been raging. Right. Yes. I know.
Baseball has been very, very good to me. But I hear that to be on the Italian team, you just have to be Italian, like half Italian. I don't have to have like a business. My C team age fiancé is furious because he's like, it's the American B team. And this one is the American C team.
And that one, he's like, every country, they're all born in America.
Well, the problem is. The Italian team, like, it's something ridiculous. Like, 29 out of 30 of them born in the U.S. You should have to have citizenship. They don't have citizenship.
Come on, man. Right. But see, that's not world baseball. That's like your nana. Right.
But you're not. Don't you think the NBA is a little the same way, though? Because if you watch these games, I mean, you see Dantek and. It is the greatest argument for American exceptionalism that we have ever seen. But I digress.
How do you feel about the president getting mad that he's asked tactical questions?
Well, no, you cannot answer that.
Okay. You cannot answer. I'd like to head present.
Well, I don't. Sure. On this, yes. You cannot telegraph to your enemy what you are doing. All right.
So I'm going to ask you to. Give me your opinion on this then.
Okay. I have the second one. Yeah. the second question that he seems to be upset about. And remember, Brian, I can't answer a question like that.
And you shouldn't ask it. You shouldn't be even asking it. It's one of so many different things. It's not high on the list, but it's one of so many different things. And I can change my mind in seconds.
But, you know, if you had asked a question, who would answer a question like that? I mean, you're asking me a question, Carg Island, okay, everything. Who would ask a question like that and what fool would answer it, okay? Let's say I was gonna do it, or let's say I wasn't gonna do it. What would I tell you, oh yes, Brian, uh I'm thinking about doing it, let me uh let me uh let you know what time and when it'll take place.
It's not You know, it's sort of a foolish question. A little surprising for you because you're a smart man.
So he, guess what he did? He did consistently. Guess what he did four hours later? Yeah. What do you do?
Bon Carg Island. Yeah. I talked to him Friday night and he said I go, so your bomb comes. I think he's worried that you're texting with the Iranians. Right.
Like somebody else. And I said, he goes, They were loading the planes. He goes, I do think it was a bad question. I go, but you got mad. He goes, I wasn't mad.
He was mad. He was mad. Yeah, he wasn't mad. It's like my mom always said. I'm not mad.
I'm disappointed. I expect more. And I try to tell people, don't. And that's the worst. Like, you prefer your mom's anger because anger is fleeting.
Disappointment is forever. What I would always come back was: no, you don't. You don't expect more. You know me. I mean, I have not raised the bar.
And if I did raise the bar, I would know what to do. I love that he consistently answered the. And I love that he gave you a miniature dressing town. Right. You think I needed that, a come-uppance.
Well.
So, yeah, a little bit. I'm a little bit too high and mighty. But I got a text message from people: oh, I guess it wasn't the dumbest part of it. You were looking in the mirror the other day, and you said to yourself in the mirror, my humility is the best thing about me. Right.
Which was wrong in retrospect. And there's an absolutely different. It's your cheekbones. Yes, it's my cheekbones. It absolutely is.
Kenny, what do you want to plug? I would like to plug your podcast, Kennedy Saves the World. And also, I've got a bunch of tour dates. I am on tour, and it is the funnest show.
So go to kennedynation.com, get your tickets. I'm going to Nebraska, Klamath Falls, Oregon, Naples, Florida. The list goes on and on. Right. But that is a list.
Yes. So find out more. KennedyNation.com. There's an excellent chance if you're in a town in America, Kennedy's coming to your house. Get out of my high five.
I'll give you a hug. I don't even care. And you got to get tickets though, first, right? Please do. Yeah, please do.
Kennedy, thanks so much. Thank you, Brian. Brian Kimmy. Oh, Johnny's dead.
