Classic Car Guy Comedy - Targets

Speaking of targets, oh, some of these, you know, I honestly had one that was so funny it made me laugh for five minutes, but I can't share it on the air. Anyway, not because it was, well, just couldn't do it. Anyway, how did the bank... Now we're all wondering. Yeah, yeah. David and I are getting worried right now.

There was a racial slur in there that I just didn't think was appropriate. Anyway, how did the bank robber choose his next target? You may wonder this. Did you wonder about it, Carmen? Yeah, I did wonder.

Can you tell me about it? How did the bank robber, you know, they have to be careful. So he used Google Safe Search.

Yeah, I don't know if you knew that, but Google's Safe Search, you know, they show you where all the safes are. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know. I'm so tempted to tell this one, but it's, it's not a race.

It's not. Oh, well, what do you call a bank? Excuse me. What do you call a duck that always hits its target? Did you know that one, Carmen?

No, I don't know. Call that a quack shot. That's very good. Yeah, that one's just, you know, this is actually. Anyone from my church is groaning right now because they know I'm gonna, that one will be repeated. You've talked me into it and so I've had to do it.

Here we go. The son-in-law, now I understand this isn't the best of taste, but I find it so funny. I just sat there and laughed for five minutes. Anyway, the son-in-law sat in his room throwing darts at his mother-in-law's photo, but not even a single one hits the target. Can you picture that, Carmen? He's throwing these darts.

Apparently he's not a very good shot. And from the living room, his mother-in-law says, what are you up to now, Larry? To which he responds, I'm missing you, mom. Oh my goodness. Oh, well I think it's funny anyway. So after all that shenanigans, you knew I actually would. Do you like that one, David? Yeah, I think you should have written the book instead of me. What an introduction. So we got to get to our actual Bible riddle today. So here you go. What archery shots in the Bible, since we're talking about targets, what archery shots in the Bible went long? It sounds like the Super Bowl. These archery shots went long, and you could say the two involved were pulling a few strings to get safe. You know what I'm saying? Right.