Top 5 Nick Chubb Landing Spots

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844-204-rich number to dial right here on the program. So didn't bring this up with Tom Pelissero in hour number one but there is a free agent of note still sitting out there. There's a lot of there's a lot of free agents ATC as they call it at the crib.

Terrell Davis is the first one who ever used that analogy of that an acronym pardon me I'd never heard it before. ATC at the crib and there's somebody at the crib his name is Nick Chubb and Nick came back last year and he had a couple of flashes of old Nick Chubb for the Cleveland Browns and so I know tons of Browns fans are hoping that Nick comes back. That they want him to be a Brown for life and Andrew Berry the general manager of the Cleveland Browns was asked about it on I believe it was a local radio station and he was asked about 92-3 the fan is that what it is 92-3 the fan about Nick Chubb's return. Have you talked to Nick Chubb recently? Certainly kept in contact with him and his reps you know leading into the draft so depending on what you say recently yes but you know we haven't really necessarily been in strong communication after the draft. So you can't rule anything out with him coming back?

I wouldn't rule anything out but I would say that it's it's probably increasingly unlikely. Increasingly unlikely all right bummer well this is what happens when you draft Quinn Sean Judkins in the second round I mean if you need to be physical at any point on the field or need someone to smash once you're in the red zone um that kid can do it. I could personally attest so could anybody that stood in front of him in the college football playoffs and you got Jerome Ford you got Quinn Sean Judkins um you know I he's not Nick you're not hiring Nick Chubb to be your third string running back he's not so it does appear that Nick Chubb um will end up having to move on somewhere 29 years old and that's the magic number but I you gotta think he's gonna be able to give you more Nick Chubb seasons right don't you think? I kind of think so I like the workout videos this offseason he looks explosive he's you know he's always been a big gym squat guy but what 600 pounds and he's doing the box jumps and everything he looks amazing why wouldn't Dallas call him for example well interesting interesting that you would say that Chris because I've got a top five left oh no way stop you there before you start cannibalizing what I'm about to do sorry about that it's all right that's what happens when there's a lack of communication top five possible landing spots for Nick Chubb presented by Hyundai hit it high five one two three four five richest top five okay everybody you're my top five possible landing spots for Nick Chubb presented by Hyundai number five on the list is off the board that's the old back in the day a um a game show phrase of joker's wild when you go off the board or you don't like your spin you say you want to go off the board and figure something else out so I'm going off the board here they're all about speed that's all they're about they're all about out running you they're all about their angles in their running game they're all about guys who are so fast that when you can't figure out the angles they're out the gate and see you later but at some point certainly if you're playing in the cold weather which appears to be a problem for this team every single time they take the field and the temperature is less than 50 degrees and we all talk about it in the media and we all know at some point the division which they play if they don't win it you're a wild card team on the road obviously you're not going to want to be a wild card team in a freezer like they were in Kansas City I'm talking about the Miami Dolphins here I mean why not take a flyer here they're all about speed being fast why not some OG who can just hit you in the mouth sometimes put them behind Alec Ingold and go I mean they have Alexander Madison is their third stringer right now so I know I'm threatening people's jobs when I say this sort of thing but if I'm a dolphin I'm like maybe but again I don't this is their this is their system is they want speed they want somebody who runs a sub 440 hitting an angle that only Mike McDaniel could conjure up in the run game and that's the end of it I like it number four on this list everybody talks about what knuckles and sonic sonic and knuckles thunder and lightning um I know the Bears have Rashawn Johnson but if you're the Bears why not knock on the door and say hey Ben Johnson did this in Detroit with multiple running backs what about the Chicago Bears Nick Chubb let's take him to Chicago um and and Ben Johnson is always the type of guy that just keeps on running the ball you know you got DeAndre Swift Roshan Johnson and maybe you want to add Nick Chubb to the equation just throwing that out there number three on this list you look at their depth chart and again the coach knows this team inside and out he's one of those types of offensive-minded guys but I and they just drafted um a kid in the um in the draft 60th overall second round picks and they might not be too keen on it uh that kid's name is RJ Harvey behind Jaleel McLaughlin in front of Audrey Estime why not see if the Denver Broncos can hire Nick Chubb maybe he you add him to this mix here and maybe inside the 20s start pound mate maybe is that what Nick Chubb can do for you is inside the 20s or if somebody else gets banged up he can be a guy who can be either you're inside the 20 guys and if you need more carries he can give you 20 number two on this list you just named it Chris wanted to keep him in the AFC North want to have the Pittsburgh Steelers go and get Nick Chubb and just stick it to the Cleveland Browns twice a year with this guy Jalen Warren is Jalen Warren is is the new lead back there and I'm sure he's sitting here thinking uh finally I'm gonna get to show what I can do with a bell cow they just drafted uh Caleb Johnson out of Iowa and they hired Kenneth Gainwell from Philadelphia and they've got Cordero Patterson but Nick Chubb being added in the mix that's like Steeler football right you know what I mean snow coming down do we have that photograph of him doing it against the Steelers sure in the snow yeah there it is imagine switching the jerseys here you know what I mean that's Nick Chubb number one on the list I just see like it's every year I say this when are you gonna get this running back when are you gonna get that running back Jerry Jones it's the Dallas Cowboys it's the Dallas Cowboys T.J. I literally didn't even think about Chris I just did the Alonzo gift yeah you look at the cat went I mean as long as you're taking somebody else's running back Gervonta Williams Miles Sanders who better to teach uh Jadon Blue the the ropes delicious seriously yeah maybe Nick Chubb's favorite is squirrel as well hey I'm all for it by the way I like Nick Chubb I mean hey Dallas we didn't get Derek Henry when he's 30 we'll get 29 year old Nick Chubb I mean let's go not a fair comparison not too far off listen I I don't mind it I think we need one more oh all right we'll get one more and you can give me the drop I like you know I mean yeah one more I did not know this I did not know this it's like C3PO these are not the ones you're looking for maybe the Browns just say screw it let's get them back I don't think that's going to happen though based upon what I've just been reading it doesn't it's a good idea they just drafted a kid it's there's a reason why I mean do me a favor play the Andrew Berry sound bite one more time and and and let me interpret for you again what you're about to hear you're hearing a general manager who wants to be extremely respectful and basically is saying we drafted a kid we didn't talk to him we talked him before the draft and maybe me not even with him I talked to his agent I bet I was texting him a little bit here and there how you doing what's up but the minute we got Quinn Shawn Judkins the door closed yeah listen you want to play that one more time have you talked to Nick Chubb recently uh certainly kept in contact with him and his reps um you know leading into the draft so depending on what you say recently yes but you know we haven't really necessarily been in strong communication after the draft so you can't rule anything out with him coming back I wouldn't rule anything out but I would say that it's it's probably increasingly unlikely yeah did I interpret it right that's what he's saying I can't I'm I know what Nick Chubb means to us what we feel I know what Nick Chubb means to us what we feel about him and what you feel the fans about him but we drafted a kid we were talking to him going up to the draft to see how he's doing and then once we drafted the kid yeah you know what and he won't of course say we're done with him why would he ever say that but if somebody gets hurt will they call Nick Chubb if he's sitting at home of course the same way that they called Flacco you know yeah when they needed a quarterback stay by your phone we may need you to use an AFC North phrase you know what I mean stay by your phone man I may need you you know I mean it's still the thing kind of makes sense as a way just to you know kind of stick it to the Browns and that that it's also useful and that's very useful yeah that's the type of football that that Mike T likes to play why not smash mouth all right David Spade is here in advance of David Spade Dandelion which is available for streaming exclusively on Prime Video right 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just because everyone's listening some of them sure and uh it was about how in the ocean it's scary now if you're when i was younger i wasn't really that afraid of it yes david but now and then i say uh oh we i was talking about how billionaires remember when the little sub went to the titanic yes it didn't go well for him no it was uh and sometimes i miss that crazy little sub i think about it uh because it looked like fun at the beginning i mean the ending went a little sideways on him but and it was very sad but i remember that first of all billionaires what are you doing why they want to go to the bottom of the ocean or mars what's wrong with the surface of the planet i'm rich i find things to do right here i go to cheesecake factory i walk around i go to the grove but you can keep busy and then also the sub was as big as this desk did you see it i'm not kidding i wouldn't do a tick tock in that it's you have to sit cross-legged like you're on southwest you can't stand up and then you're floating in pitch black one window like this yes and then i looked on instagram i go they're going pretty deep and they go do you understand how deep it is here's a chart here's how big you are in the ocean it's deeper here's the eiffel tower here's five statue of liberties here's where sharks get a headache i'm like all right i get it it's deep they have a cartoon shark like this and then also imploding yeah that's a big not the way to go no you don't want to be on anything that can i mean maybe it's quick yeah but i don't want the last five seconds of my life to be like do you hear popcorn you know what i mean i don't just because you're looking for trouble there's another guy that wants he's rich wants to go again let's give another try what are you doing i see you playing the odds i know i don't know the odds are oh for one right now and who's cry who's clamoring to get on that trip i would never do it i wouldn't even do that space one with the that the women went yeah but and it was like what was it like two minutes you're up there you're that it was looked like they did the hora fair and some little over hypes then it came boom right back down the training that the the seriousness of it it was i was in the concord it was probably more than what they did oh my god the concord i do it was like this did you feel like you were weightless out there at any point in time or no the concord is interesting it was to go to the premiere of tommy boy in um in wherever it was england you know okay and so we had to fly over and chris went separately he wanted to go to uh ireland i went it was like a coach seats on this rocket ship it was pretty cool though and we went in three hours i think damn yeah so what did spade i mean did farley didn't want to go on it is that what you're saying spade no no went on it no no you did farley yes with his mom to ireland because he wanted to take her there because he's he's really like fake ire he's like i got and so he went to ireland he bought a shoalie and then he brought it and then by the way the sad part was we thought we were famous in england it was the saddest it was so embarrassing that we were like oh my god we're you know by the way we've been on that's not like three years no one even knew who we were here yeah then we go over there like what are we gonna do like we're the beatles you know and it was and then we had like shades and hats we're like let's just try to go to piccadilly town or whatever let's just walk around and then no one cared and then the shades came off then the hat came off still nothing then we went ate at planet hollywood i think for dead we were trying to find some way to get recognized oh my god when did you first meet uh farley when did that happen was it was it at snl or no it was on the way to snl it was on i had seen i had seen maybe a clip from uh you know his audition or something yeah but i just heard about him heard about we were all at this hotel staying omni berkshire or something and then the first day of work it's like first day of school yeah i saw him in the lobby and i go you want to walk over and we walked over and we lives are you know he was his first day i'd been there for four shows but we came back after summer we walked out we had a blast so we sort of just nice dude grad sort of gravitated towards each other and then he went to the atm and he goes yeah i gotta take out money and then he and he and he took out 20 right 820 yeah and then we go to dinner and he goes i have to go to the atm i go i'm gonna stop you that can you take out 200 because you see the pattern we're going to keep going to the atm but i rob lowe was out here and he was telling some shenanigans about but i think he got a little wrong okay because he did say that there was a fight yeah between you and farley over rob that there was some jealousy going on you said that's 80 that's close okay can we get the can we get the other 20 listen we all have our memories of whatever but i think but it was about rob that's for sure so that's the 80 of it that's right okay it was so what happened well we flew in the quickster i don't want to waste all that but this is not a waste of time he was sick on the plane and he goes i have the flu i'm gonna lay it out and i go all right and we had six a.m calls we fly in don't disturb me i'm going to bed i go i don't care go to bed you know i'll see you tomorrow in five seconds you know like i see you all the time so he goes to bed rob lowe flies in he goes hey do you want to meet down in the lobby and have a beer should we get farley i go no he's sick so the next day in makeup he's staring at me in the mirror like this uh-huh farley hey man he goes okay how's rob lowe how's rob lowe i'm like i know this look it's not good i go he's i get i don't know is he here i don't know you tell me where is he he's your boyfriend i go oh boy i knew i just go oh no i hit a switch that i don't like to hit on this guy and so then we kind of got in a scuffle on this stuff but what do you mean you got in a scuffle well he you know we kind of got in a push fight and uh but it was all it all ended nicely and we just we had a threesome i think that was someone else's idea let's just get it out of our system and then we'll all go our separate ways so where's the 20 that was wrong because rob said yeah i guess it was 100 right i remember listening to oh it wasn't it was a tuna sandwich not a turkey sandwich oh i see what you're saying i got it because you know he he did say that the two of you got into a fight being jealous over rob he's really pointing it that way the difference is that you weren't like fighting over rob's attention is that you said he's asleep don't let's not bother him yeah it was sort of a mixed you know it's sort of miss miss calm i got it so it was not really on purpose but uh you know everyone's tired and everyone's like you know you're one second away from getting an argument with anyone at all times but um anyway that's all good it's all good we love farley stories here we're next to the airport did you know this yes by the way do you know i'm not supposed to say anything what do you mean are you pitching this like it's in beverly hills or something we are proud el segundo residents because i got my coffee they sent me to air traffic control coffee i go is it right there i gotta go to atc to use the bathroom i go but it's right up those stairs so i go are we going to the airport and then they go no it's you know listen they're gonna they have it there yeah no we actually have sent people uh after their appearance i think will forte went to the airport right yeah he just he's close to a gate there's a gate close yes i remember because i've been on the road doing this tour and every and we're got on this flight we were on the new work what's the one that's not working right now it's work yeah so i'm on that leg lingo of the tour and i have to just make a quick pop over to boston and we get on and we're sitting there rotting in the runway ever in this situation just sitting there no one's saying anything then he goes i appreciate your patience folks uh i really don't know what's going on we're not pushing off yet we're just uh kind of rotting um we'll see what's going on um we're just sort of in a holding pattern as that goes and we'll get back to you with some info so it's literally nothing he says nothing then 20 minutes i'm like i have a show that night someone and then he goes i appreciate your patience folks first of all don't appreciate i'm not patient i'm not happy and so then he goes but he starts at that every time then he kind of ad-libs so he goes pretty much patience uh what was he gonna say um oh yeah we are gonna go uh a little paperwork up here what paperwork do you need a printer who's doing paperwork in this day and age like they carry papers up he's like i got an initial hard five copies so he does that lie and then and then he goes it looks like we're gonna push off then it's like what's going on in 20 minutes i don't know where we're going we don't we're just in circles then he goes i appreciate your patience folks um i guess there's a loose dog on the runway so we're uh i'm just gonna let off the gas i'm not gonna break we're just gonna kind of coast and see what happens i don't know i get maybe got out of one of the cages i don't i'm like this guy work here like and then and he's just stalling and he goes okay i guess it's a teacup chihuahua he's got some new information uh anyway um we're 49th in line and we do appreciate your patience if i didn't mention that and um and then he goes so we're here and then we're waiting in line and then he goes we got a little snafu up here preservations we he swear to god he goes eight out of our nine computers are working i'm flicking one it is not working he says i feel like i don't know what that one does let's go back we're gonna just pop back we've been out an hour rich an hour we're finally ready to i we're not buzzing back in two seconds it's so he goes we're gonna go back and see if they can shake it around see what happens and i'm like let's take a vote eight seems like a lot that work like let's just go what is it what does that one even do does anyone know and so we go back and then he goes we're gonna have you jump off for a second grab your stuff grab your stuff oh no that's not grab your stuff so i get out we had to get another anyway we made the show oh you did so my my my my follow-up to this david is would you feel better if the pilot's voice was irritated and matched your level of irritation would that have made you feel better yeah instead of saying we appreciate your patience he's just like i don't know what the hell's going on around here man sometimes like you come up here and talk to them because what i'm saying they're not you know like what if it sounded like exasperated yeah and upset and matched it when we had to go back he was not up here he was down here he goes appreciate your patience like he could tell like this was bad news uh looks like uh yeah because you're waiting for that good news hey good news we're all clear that ninth computer well that ninth computer we i flicked it i turned it on and off and uh that's kind of all i know so uh that's not working plug it in plug it out so yeah anyway they they are uh it is fun the road i'm going to i'm going to ohio and i'm going to three cities okay did you know there was three cities in ohio i'm going to all of them wow there's cincy okay my mom's from there's cleveland and the columbus right nope oh interesting uh newark newark ohio that one's i think sold out right yeah newark ohio but i'm excited because okay i'm doing the old hat trick you are in uh ohio yeah yeah it's great i go to these cities that i don't wouldn't normally go to and it's fun i saw you at the combine when i was in indiana you sure did that was it what was your impression of the combine when you went because i saw you went down the field you were no you dialed me and you let me go down the field and uh well you know did i see you like you were chatting with sean payton at one point or something like that i saw scataboo okay from asu you're an asu right nine credits you know whatever still something doesn't even show up on the radar no i'm 120 credits short of graduating but i might pick it up the summer but i wanted to say hi to him because he's from there and then i just walked out but you know the thing was that i didn't tell you okay i was quietly being scouted i didn't tell you this because i'm walking and they can just tell by where they walk like i got some game they're like and i just everyone's looking at me i'm like okay and then they're like oh look at those quads i'm just hearing things you know yeah and then i do the tires just for fun just just to goof around and everyone's like scribbling on their clipboard yeah and then uh because they can like they said oh he's like a gazelle i don't know i don't know what that means just the way i was running and then but i wasn't doing it to get attention i was just doing you know the stretch you know i'm on the road and then brian dable they will give you his card coach of the giants i don't know i didn't look i just said i'll take your card but i'm not here for business stuff you know well he's the one who drafted scataboo oh oh he did yeah maybe he was oh pieces of fitting oh because maybe he wants a buddy there with him maybe because i didn't say hi to him which was uh shidoor was not he was there the day you were but he didn't he didn't do it just browsing he was just it was you want to do the tires just looking he was just browsing that's what he was doing which is a little bit yeah which was part of the problem yeah he was i might do the javelin later i'm like i don't know if you know where you are but this is not the decathlon anyway that's good that was your impression of the combine shidoor's on the tv right he is in fact on the uh on another television but the combine was fun it was fun talking to you it was great who was the guy that had a shirt with the picture of me farley and sandler um who's he came in after oh he's doing impressions wasn't it yeah oh yeah yeah it was um oh god it was joey molinaro yeah that's who had that oh there's a shirt they sell on instagram of a picture of us in the hallway to us now yeah joey joey did uh some impressions of uh coaches after you left you know what's good about that shirt sure that me farley and sandler don't make a penny i don't know if that's the best thing about it but it's so funny to have something like i have merch and i go hey what if i do this joe dirt thing they go uh license we can't use a picture of your face i go yeah can you picture my own face yeah and they're scared of that legally and then there's all these things out there but you know someone's making money are you in the new uh happy uh gilmore no i'm not i'm excited about it what the hell i remember you know i know you weren't in the original but i mean no i was the original and uh i would hopefully do i maybe do another grown-ups that would be fun because it's a great way to see those guys you know and hang out for a while i see them nights at a time you know like dinners and stuff but it would be fun to go hang out again um and i think happy gilmore too will be great i hear good things from not adam other people like that have seen yeah screenings and stuff so i'm excited i really like the first one i'm looking forward to it too was was sandler in that first class with farley too or was he with you did you come in together was he there first rob schneider uh and i were in we came in late and we did four shows as writers then they took a break and dennis miller says these four shows but you better get something on or you know they don't need dead weight around here that's what he said yeah i go jeez also when i did my audition he goes i was going on stage all they're all it's catch rising stars some you know comedy club it's probably 20 regular people 15 s and l people i'm obviously in over my head i'm like i'm just a middle act i'm not even a headliner so i got my little crummy jokes and then dennis comes back here's his pep talk okay spuddling here we go listen don't kill too hard it's a red flag i go he goes they'll think you're some polished road hack i go so don't do good and they're like and three two i go what am i doing i don't don't do that this is all i've heard so i took the advice i did not do well i don't know i think what happens is it's a tough crowd anyway and they they hired me only because i looked remember my jokes they liked the writing of them which i see that now because i can watch to see if somebody has any game being in stand up for this long it doesn't mean i'm good at it but when i watch people i can go one joke it's lucky two jokes okay they got something like i can tell quickly like in any profession sure so that's what they were doing how did you write this what is the thought process would you fit in in our machine and so that worked out and then yeah i don't even answer your question then the summer i come back there's rock and farley then a few shows later adam comes damn so then that was a great run and you guys all gravitated yeah right away because we were sort of newer and listen the competition there which is competition i mean it's not we all get along but it's like you know the quarterback room you know i mean you you want to get along who else was in there now was it phil hartman and yes phil i mean dana carvey who you're doing your every single person is better yeah dana i mean i'm not even joking like i was like doing jokes but like dana is like a monster impersonator and can write and mike myers is a genius and uh and then there's uh also just sandler farley all those guys conan was there writing bob odenkirk was writing jack hanny greg daniels so many great people and you're trying i'm more of a writer at this point so i have to compete with that stuff and it was very hard just to get a sketch that did not reek up the room at read through because i read about 45 sketches right and you know when people go like when they when it bombs like who wrote that you know so i would rather just the first year i go let me just get one that does okay and then try to get them on it was too hard but we it was a great run dennis miller was still there kevin neal and i mean all these people so they slowly went off and then we stayed for a while and then when adam and chris left i left i left one year later well we man i love stories like this and we love farley stories in particular here on the show one last one to throw in your direction this photograph was apparently taken at a super bowl party rob lowe said that he was at this party if you bring up rob lowe again no i mean he mentioned these those were the two farley stories he told when he was here the last time one of them was this and the other one is that he took a cat and put it between two uh parts of a bun and acted like he was eating it and john lovitz heard it and had the photograph and posted it john lovitz yes i think lovitz and my manager gervitz shared a beach house in malibu and they would hang out and but he was always doing stuff like this this is hilarious the fact that he got a picture of it is great i've seen this picture and i love it and uh no cats were hurt but one was eaten well he is eating the bread portion yes i think mention to the radio audience is listening he's not eating the cat you know but it really sums up like a funny bit to do when no one's doing bits it's a super bowl party everyone's just watching the game and eating hey watch this that one's like wait what's going on and uh hilarious yeah yeah yeah that's just so funny so best my gosh yeah yeah yeah um but rob lowe your precious rob lowe oh actually wait a minute my producer just got in my ear on my costume says it was ed o'neill who told this story oh i think maybe ed was there because ed's a client of another manager another gervitz guy love ed o'neill yeah no it's all funny i don't mean to bring up rob again because i don't want to you know get into a fight you know what i mean because you and i will have problems i don't want to know rob is great i see rob i see rob a lot actually rob's rich man man the fly on the wall podcast you do a dana carvey awesome man just great conversations you have great guests great memory lines funny on that thing dana is always it's a good back and forth and he's good go to it he can do we had larry david on it and larry was laughing so hard at dana dana was just he goes just do more impressive he just kept telling him and dana was on fire so yeah that thing is fun to do uh i love it and um my pants are ripped at the bottom thanks for not saying no i can't see don't worry about rough rides it's all good man dandelion available now for streaming exclusively on amazon prime video here on roku david spade dot com for tour dates you're going to be in burbank coming up um wow just this very week coming up on burbank next monday oh no that's what i got here and you and nicky glazer are going to be in vegas together that's a must-see next weekend yeah yeah we do that a bunch awesome she's fantastic she's such a fun weekend because i get that you know we just get to hang out a little bit and uh and then i go back on the road solo after that but yeah come see me on the road and watch the jokes and uh dandelion is pretty fun i watched on mute last night it was all right i just turned it on so i get a click because you know you know what you know what you're saying everyone else should i still laugh though watch it with the sound up um and uh david spade.com for tour dates fly on the wall with dana carvey most recent podcast a couple weeks ago uh rob lowe was on so just one more yeah we talked about hollywood and how trying to get hollywood back in hollywood okay and we we have to do that i agree i agree did we go to a commercial already or we still don't know we're about to we're about to but thank you y'all get in the zone restrictions apply even the safest drivers still encounter unsafe conditions so it's important they do it in a safe vehicle and hundays offer available class executive advanced safety features to help keep you protected against the many challenges the road throws your way basically in a hunday you can drive as safely as possible and enjoy your journey and confidence and style when you change lanes signal check for traffic and enjoy the added safety of hunday's available blind spot view monitor constantly scan for dangers and take advantage of hunday's standard forward collision avoidance assist to help prevent accidents by alerting you of imminent collisions and automatically applying the brakes stay alert at all times and be thankful that hunday's standard driver attention warning system monitors your attention levels and can bring your focus back on the road safety is all about making the right decisions on the road and when selecting a vehicle learn more at hundayusa.com call 562-314-4603 for details during the filming of the outsiders you turned 18 and the other boys in the cast pranked you by trashing your hotel room by saran wrapping the toilet and spraying fire extinguishes into the room is that true story absolutely true it was like that was my college experience i was turning 18 it would have been the equivalent of going away from home for the first time and that's my fraternity those guys are my frat brothers what a shot into this day cross man geez look at that it's a good group look how tough tom cruise is trying to look in that photo dude tom cruise was such a baller he was he was he was probably my one of my closest friend he was so great and i was looked up to him and he always had these cool things he would come up with and i remember he was the first guy that ever came up with this conceit of tightening the titles of the movies he was in to make him sound badass like he did this you know the football movie all the right moves yeah but yeah man when i was making moves i uh and i was like he's a badass baller it's so baller but then you know it was a problem when he'd be like yeah when i was making cocktail it was kind of a you know i i liked no the other one's no good he's long yeah when i was in tail when i was in tail you can't do it either way do it either way it's no good so you you'd go like winged is that what you do when you did right now when i was doing west when you're in west yeah when marty sheena and i were doing west um you know on the set of boy um in oxford blues sets up just blues see it's important to choose if you choose the wrong one it's not as good there's always one that's cooler like which is like like when i was doing recreation yeah does it but if i'm doing parks right instead of parks yeah man amy polar and parks we left all the time on parks on the set of wayne i was just you know by the way you want to talk about tom cruz too this was the fact that blew our minds when the last time i was in town and it was that blew our minds when the last uh mission impossible came out and he was running all over london right and like a broken broken ankle that had just healed or whatever is that he was he is right now the age in these movies doing this that wilford brimley was during cocoon that's a fact that is that's boom like mind blowing that's it's mind blowing it it it's i don't know what it is what makes it mind blowing is that that tom cruz is doing that at that age or wilford brimley was really that young in cocoon i did a movie wilford brimley he was the first great character actor i ever worked with it was a movie called hotel new hampshire what are we doing on that one so when you did hampshire no i was doing hampshire it's better than hotel when you did hotel how about just when i was doing new when you did new when i was doing new ham when i was working on new with brimley we could have done that for a half an hour all day all day we should get rob lowe back just to do that and only that alone you know just run down his imdb and just figure out which one's cooler or cruz's you know even better when i was in when i was doing rain chris is a mad crush on rob lowe man crush on rob lowe who doesn't everyone has a crush on rob lowe who doesn't i'd like to change the subject now let's talk about rob lowe let's let's go right back to that shall we women's sports now everybody hi i'm back day three you're day three i would make up longer than i'm on this show but that is okay i'm here for it hey christopher how are you hey susie how are you hi teach what up sues hi philly i see uh radio audience is returning in just a few seconds and then we're gonna take this seriously i'm down we were great yesterday we were great yesterday it was better our training camp for celebrity family feud rolls on um susie shuster is here we even have um we even have a smith created a graphic um harder knocks okay for our celebrity family feud yep preparations here yep very good it's great because you've got a little bit of a weird look on your face i'm wearing the same shirt you are that's not great hey all right turn down the music a little bit guys come on focus wasn't here yesterday we did better i don't want to point that out too much yes uh but sues you have three more i've got three more okay tj is gonna go first this time top four answers on the board four four four besides chicken name a bird people eat i'm sorry that's right what are you laughing about you've got to answer can we get a time no please we have to work through this is your problem is you try to entertain that's why you wound up with a ping pong table as a party gift which by the way i said it would take off your hands where is it all right like susie i'm sorry can you can we start again please name a bird people eat oh my god quail quail what is happening number four seven points it's gonna steal it's gonna be stolen in two seconds it's on the board i had to think middle of the mall to give that answer no you don't you guys this is an excuse jay go for it i was gonna say dove oh my god what are you guys doing what the hell thanksgiving for christ jesus turkey everyone answers 64 points anybody want to go two and three no we're gonna go through it i would say hen hen i guess okay nobody needs a cornish head outside of boston keep going oh my god um what about you i did you said turkey he said turkey i did he said oh he said dove that's right god this stinks what the hell is happening we are in deep trouble tj isn't even answered we've been tapping it's gonna wipe your faces in this all right what's the final answer i don't know these either doc he was pheasant for 12 pheasant and then you guys pheasant are the same they're definitely not the same game hen is not the same as a pheasant my answer was on the board i want to point that out yes but if you're starting you you give them three chances to steal and turkey's on the board the most obvious answer but they wouldn't have got the rest of them though all right we need to do one answer is easier to get guys let's pass you're up first now felli and let's focus all right guys name something mrs claus might leave the north pole to get away from four answers on the board her husband yeah get away from santa yeah no kidding number two 31 points for that all right so it's now me yeah uh to get away from the elves annoying elves number three 29 you guys number one and number four still on the board the weather it's cold it's cold number one 33 points there's one left tj name something mrs claus might leave the north pole to get away from the reindeer you got it the reindeer all right all right guys i just wish jay had gotten the number one answer but other than that we're nitpicking we got them all we cleared the board you would i wouldn't have thought santa would have been number one no like yeah i thought santa would have been number one yeah okay also you gotta live in the moment take the win thanks you know what i gotta stop and smell the roses yeah i do but it's just you know let's focus you gotta stop and smell the fuse clean the board top six answers on the board six six yikes this one this one's okay fella turn it down a little bit name an activity that requires using your lips whistling number three seven points bunch more on the list thank god dude i really appreciate that talking talking talking number two oh no i know what number one is go for it i'm gonna say smooching number one answer 56 points we still have three left on the board jelly uh drinking from a straw drinking yeah oh what but both i no i had just accidentally hit the right one oh no no drinking wrong okay so no drinking okay name an activity that requires using your lips um i i would go um so no no drinking huh nope using your lips is eating so this is no oh oh wow okay uh blowing up a balloon wow nope suez putting on lipstick i'm gonna let tj try one more time uh putting on lipstick nope singing with four points singing playing the flute or the horn oh yeah or licking your lips with two just saying with what you guys have to think your lips think down okay i thought i was with quail quail that was really bad on the board rich on the board i don't know guys okay we got this is without mike hold on here's the other thing they are not getting these either no of course not so you don't think so i think we're in good shape you don't think they're practicing some more i don't know no no that's it just three we're done that's what we have we have the home version and then uh we're back on monday okay you guys i am so not coming here on monday hurry didn't make his first three pointer right off the bat okay there you go damn it all right all right happy mother's day everybody happy mother's day say hi to your mother for me former mlb all-star sean casey aka the mayor keeps hitting it out of the park take my 30 years of experience take the wisdom and knowledge i've learned from the failures when i got sent down my rookie year all the injuries i had to overcome your mind is the most important tool yet in life be relentless keep charging it matters how you talk to yourself how you look at the world that matters we talk about that i don't know i'm fired up baseball's back and it's going to be incredible i love it the mayor's office with sean casey from believe follow and listen on your favorite platform