All right, into our number three. It is great to be with you. I am Jim Rome. Let me start y'all. Telephone numbers toll-free: 1-800-636-8686.
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Jim, you are too good to us. First, we get the video to go with Chris Forster audio, and now the video for the ticket dump in your pants. Thanks so much. You're welcome. You're welcome.
I just needed a platform and an outlet, and I've got lots of those. As I mentioned, the Rome TV channel has eight. And then on YouTube. YouTube is still the very best way to watch the program on the Internet. Like if you want to watch it on T V, on any of those other platforms, you can.
But if you want to watch the show on the Internet, just go to our YouTube channel. Easy, very easy to do, and you can participate in chat. As a lot of you are. In addition to that, There's other reaction. Oh, look at this guy.
All right, so remember we had that doctor who showed up midweek. And he said, hey, Rome, I've never, I've been listening for 30 years and watching, but I've never had any reason to participate, but. I need to know when are you going to play these AI slopes? Because I need to know so I can be front and center and my patients can wait. I'm like, come on, doc.
You're not making patients wait for that slop. And Then he responded a second time. I'm like, now, all right, so you've gone 30 years without ever responding, and now you've responded twice in two days. And I said, first of all, I'm skeptical that you're a doctor. And when I say I'm skeptical that you're a doctor, I'm calling bull crap on you being a doctor.
You're not a doctor. All right. You can't just show up and chat with doctor G371 underscore whatever. Picks or it didn't happen.
Now look at this guy. Greetings, Jim. You said picks or it didn't happen.
Well, here I am. Signed, Dr. G.
Well, let's see, Doc. Here we are. Yeah.
Okay, I don't see you. I see some swabs. I see some tongue depressors. I see a stethoscope. I mean I could pull that pic off the internet myself.
A little closer.
Okay, so he probably knew I'd go there. Easily, anybody could lift that off the internet, but there is a note attached. What's it say? Doctor G is here And ready for part two of these video. Run it, Jim.
Hmm. Bro, how do I know, respectfully? No disrespect to a janitor. How do I know that's not some janitor? working some office building.
Pretend to be a doctor. Who just lifted a post-it note and wrote that? Doc. Doc, I need to know. It could be a patient.
It could be a janitor. It could be anybody. I don't see, I don't see you. I don't see video. I need more.
Pixar It Didn't Happen actually is not enough documentation. Still not sold that you're a doctor, and you're making your patients wait because you want to hear VI. or Vienna's AI slop. Still not buying it. Oh, look who I found.
Check her out. We're lady clones. 49er girl is in. That Niner girl. Quote I'm back at Jim Rome.
This dude allegedly impersonated a 49er. to prey on women? We do not claim him. We're called the faithful, not the fraudful. And the security helmet he carried everywhere.
If your entire identity requires a helmet as supporting documentation, maybe the helmet isn't security, it's Exhibit A. You can fake an identity, but you cannot fake faithful. Pray for us. Bang bang. We don't know that man gang.
Listen. First of all, good to see you, 49ero. I I I said at the very end of the take. I'm not saying the Niners have anything to do with this. I'm not saying they're connected to it.
I'm not saying they even had any knowledge of it. I'm saying it's another bad look. It's another bad look for you bang bang gang. It's been a bad, bad week. Your owner.
your impersonator, your coach. A lot of bad things going on. I just wanna know what the hell's going on there. But she is back. Yeah, I'm not blaming that on the team.
I'm just saying another bad look. Bad optics. Bad optics. But welcome home.
Okay. This dude's been pushing hard. For an anniversary that is not an anniversary. I'm not celebrating it. V and the Fees got it in his head that my iconic great equalizer take was 20 years ago this year.
And then he thinks that I'm gonna have a special tomorrow. Like, I'm gonna bring back the Scrub Saturday to celebrate this anniversary. There is no anniversary. I'm not celebrating the anniversary. You know why?
It wasn't really that iconic. It was just another take. I've had millions of takes. I even didn't even remember the take. I denied the take.
Until What's his face played tape of it and said, Yeah, you said that, Roma, like, I didn't say it. Diarrhea. That I said If I said it, don't you think I would remember saying it? I never said that. And Homeboy said, Oh, yeah, really?
And push play. I'm like, damn, I did say that. That is me. Keep coming. Anyway, all right, got it, Abby.
Anyway, V. V thinks that it's the best thing I've ever done. It's V's favorite take. And V says Jimothy. It's twenty years.
We're celebrating that anniversary. You know you are. You know you're going to do a special Saturday edition of the Jungle commemorating that iconic take. Bro. No way in hell I bring back the scrub Saturday.
Not for that take, not for you, not for anybody, not for anything. I'm just not. I mean, isn't it bad enough that I went from five hours to four hours to three hours, and my plan was to go to two hours, then to one hour, and then a Rome minute? But that never happened. I stalled out at three and then added a freaking fourth.
You think I'm gonna bring back the scrib Saturday? For this Not happening.
So V. I know I'm doing a lot of talking about this. V creates this AI slop. and sent it to us. And it was really pretty mortifying.
And I'm looking at it, and I'm like, hell no, that. No way. Seriously? No, but it was so wild. Even for AI.
That I'm like, all right, this will be the one time I give you clones what you want. But don't get used to it. Because I'm not going to make a habit of it.
So I do it and I play it, and V's like, it's still not enough. V's like, Jimothy. Why didn't you play part two? Oh, I know. You're saving part two for Friday, leading into the special that you're having on Saturday.
Alright, now that we're up to date. There will be no special on Saturday. And I have no intention of playing part two, and I've seen it. But there he is. He's on the phones.
He will not let it go. All right, V.
Alright, V, I'll bring that up. We go to Manaphy. V in the fee, the artist behind the AI slop that I played for you clones earlier this week, that that other fake doctor, like that fake AI, Wants me to play. Thee What's going on, my brother? Scrub Saturday show, more like Mud Saturday show, am I right, Jim?
You're not right, my guy. You are not right about any of this, but here you are. Here you are, bro. What exactly, not that I don't know, what exactly is on your mind today, V?
Well, Jimmy, you know, you're my brother. Regardless, you are my brother. And I'm here to make the show better.
So I have a proposition to say to you. If I did a call right now, Straight sports take. And it got racked. Would you consider playing part two of that video?
Okay, see, here's the thing, dude. My problem with you, V, is most of your stuff is crap and diarrhea, but I know you have it in you to get racked anytime you want.
So you put that in a very, very good way. What I consider, because if it's binary, if it's like, if I get racked, will you play? If the answer is no, because V, I know you, dude, you probably will get racked. All right, V.
If you get racked, I got racked, dude. I don't know. It's been a while. Yeah, but you know what? Because you don't want to get racked.
If you wanted to get racked, you would always get racked. You don't want to get racked. This game is hard, dog. This racking game is not hard, dog, for you. All right, here's our deal: I will do this because we are brothers somehow.
If you get racked, I will consider it, but I will not promise it. But you have to get racked, and only for consideration. Only for consideration. For my consideration.
Okay, and no diarrhea stuff. No Jed York at his erectional rub station, nothing like that, just straight sports.
Okay? That's it.
Okay. Well yesterday he ended the show with talking about our Vikings. And JJ McCarthy. And right now, I don't know if you can But the JJ Truthers, aka Michigan man, have infiltrated Skull Nation, and they're all over the media, all over X saying this. The Vikings failed JJ.
None of it's on JJ. The Vikings failed him. And quoting KOC with the organizations fail, young quarterbacks. Young quarterbacks don't fail. Really?
The Vikings and KOC failed him.
Okay, okay. JJ had the best working situation ever. JJ is the only rookie to step into a 14-win team. With a loaded offense, a loaded defense, and the best freaking receiver in the NFL. And he still sucked ass.
And you know how hard it is to make Justin Jefferson look bad? He had the worst season of his career because of you, J.J. They're acting like this guy got drafted by the Browns or the Jets and just went straight into the tank because the team was asked. This is the exact opposite of that. The entire team is loaded, and he was asked.
And then the blame KOC, which is an absolute joke. I mean, KOC made it work with Nick Mullins. Nick freaking Mullins. Had 300-yard games with KOC. With Josh Dobbs, KOC made it work.
Heck, even Carson Wentzlax you with one elbow, it worked. Which is why JJ Ass is now splitting grass with him. And they want to stop. And this too, Michigan Man is trying to say this. Stop comparing him to Sam Darnold.
This is not Sam Darnold. Even though Darnold just left, we got rid of Sam Darnold for JJ.
So I won't do that, but I'll compare JJ to someone else. Boat Nicks. who is the guy we should have drafted, a pick after JJ McCarthy. And by the way, Nicks was in a worse offense. Not the same talent that JJ had.
And he balled the F out. And let's not pretend if he didn't break his foot, it would have been Bo Nicks versus Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl. Let me say it again. Bo Nicks versus Sam Darnold. Two guys the Vikings miss out on for you, J.J.
McCarthy. But you don't want us to take any blame to you. You think we failed you. That's a freaking joke, man.
So look, I hope Kylie Murray balls out. JJ, you're probably going to have a good game tonight. I hope the Michigan man are going to come out saying, see, look, look, he's going off against the third string. Look, look, look what he can do. But it's too late, man.
It's time for you, Kyler. Kyler, take the reins and get it to the Super Bowl. Be in the game for your consideration. Out. All right.
So our deal was if he did a straight sports take and he got racked. Would I consider Playing the second part of his AI slop. All right. The first part. Did he get racked?
For a straight sports take. Yes. Right. Yes, of course. This is what I always say about this guy.
He's like, hey, man, this racking game is hard, dog. No, it's not, V. V, you could get racked every single time. And I'm not even saying you have to go straight sports take every single time. You can mix in some of your other nonsense.
Every rapping game is hard, dog. You can mix in your erectional Jed pork angle if you want. This dude's really, really good at it. He just wants to be in the mud. He wants to blow mud.
He likes when other people blow mud.
So That that's my problem with my brother, my brother V.
So The first half of it, yes, rack the take. really strong Viking take. It's not our Vikings, but a strong Viking take. And I love what he said about how Michigan Man has infiltrated X and others And saying it's not JJ's fault. JJ did not fail the Vikings.
The Vikings failed JJ, which is utter bullsh. JG's not that good. He's splitting reps with Carson Wentz. And anyway. Everything he, I agree with literally everything he just said.
So, first half of that, you got racked. Here's what I'll do, V. Rack him. I'm not even saying no. I'm not saying yes.
I'm not saying no. I'm saying I will consider it during this break. I will consider whether or not to play your AI slop in its entirety. We've already seen part one. Part two, I'm actually gonna get with the team because in its entirety it runs like two and a half minutes.
We don't run anything that runs two and a half minutes, much less your slop. But you're still in the game, V. You played that right. You played that smart. You made it better.
You brought something to it other than that garbage.
So I will consider it. Baseball fans, I think you know who's hitting a home run today.
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Rolling through hour three. If you can hear it. I know some of you can't hear it. All right, so. I have not made my decision.
I'm still, quote, considering it. I thought that V handled that very, very well though. V Smart. Like he he doesn't always act smart, but he's smart. He knows.
If he had just come and just kept hammering away with lame channel fart references, he'd have no shot. But he's like, all right, all right. I come with a proposition. I can make it better. If I do this, will you give us and give me what I want?
Well played.
So I'm thinking about it. Let me see some reaction. Here's my gal, Gail. Gail and Valencia. What up, Gail?
Gale writes, You know, normally I like to stay above the fray.
Well, unless it has something to do with Bella. That being said, ever since I saw Alex Hardy blasting Rails in V's home video, AI slop. I can't fight this feeling. There are more gems awaiting us.
So please give the clones what you know they want, and may it be the XR4 Ti dancing on your desk, all high on shrooms. War Another Day in Paradise, aka S B. It is one of the best places ever, Gail. War Lady Clone. 805, baby.
She's in Santa Barbara.
Okay. I mean, that's something I have to think about. Gail, Gale does stay above the fray unless it involves, quote, half face. Hey, Bella. What up?
But even even Gail and Valencia wants it. What else do we have here? Looking at the chat, Super Chat. Wow, another gale. Not the same gale.
Gail. Cahoon 2922. Quote. I want to see Alex Hardy. doing rails off peppermint patty.
Please give the clones what they want. Their weekend depends on it. Wow. Rails would Body shots off peppermint patty. Didn't want any of that.
Another super chat. Andrew Waldron, R4F, Rome. I wanna see the second V in the V. Drinks on me. I don't need your drinks.
I I'm the one making the decision. I don't need your drinks. Dan Perez, 8604. Why say no? When it feels so good to say yes.
See, that's the thing, dude. It doesn't feel so good to say yes. That's my whole point of this whole thing. Anybody else want to weigh in? As I'm trying to make this decision in real time.
Yeah.
I've already played the first half of this. Just some background. This is graphic and disturbing. I want you to know before I do this.
So you have a way to get out. You can bail on this. This is graphic. And disturbing. This video.
is graphic in nature. If you're listening on the radio, It will definitely water it down. You could probably follow it, but you won't see it. Alvin is giving you the warning right now. V and the fee, Rome, whatever you decide.
I respect Just know there's a part three holiday special coming this fall and winter. Yes dude. The created some AI slop. To commemorate the 20th anniversary of my great equalizer take. I played the first half.
I survived it. I didn't get fired. I was done. And then V hit me with bro. Jimothy.
You forgot the second half. All right, you've all been warned. You asked for it. You asked for it. This is graphic in nature.
This is freaking absurd. This is disturbing. This is the very definition of AI slop. I did not produce it. I did not commission it.
I have freaking nothing to do with it. And of course, if this boomerangs, I wear it. Not V. What's going to happen to V? He's going to get fired from a job that he doesn't have.
All right. You asked for it. This is V. And his celebration of the anniversary of what he considers the greatest take in the jungle. His AI slop with all of his favorite things.
Go ahead, Lorne. Play it. Welcome to the Great Equalizer Show. My first guest is none other than the legend Chan Ho Fart. Chan Ho, my man, number one, thanks for being here, and more importantly, Are you on the toilet right now?
I had a lot of deer. Please tell me that you are hitting that with some toilet paper. That's that's what you want to know? Yeah, I don't know the idea.
Someone get this man a plunger and some February spray, ASAP as possible. Yeah, I had an idea, and then uh. Yeah.
Boy, it's funny. Tommy, my man, you're telling me you're ready for our next guest? Jim, you'll never believe this, but we got coming into the studio the icon Naje freaking Davenport. Holy crap. No way.
Seriously? No, literally, holy crap. Naja Davenport in studio. Naja, we are ready for you, bro. Oh, look at that!
He's ready. I'm import. Davenport, Davenport! Davenport! Devil boy.
That's the best part of this show, man. It's real, it's authentic. Nothing is generated, and you never know what you're gonna get. Hey, Jim, great to see you. Brought a little snack.
Whoa, OJ and Mama Cass. Welcome. Never know what you'll get. That's the best part.
So, how was the studio tour?
Well, Jim, in honor of Diarrhea Day, I absolutely destroyed your studio toilet. The smell in there can kill a maggot. You did what? You're welcome. Alex Hardy, put the suit on and go clean up that toilet.
Best believe I freckled that toilet, Alex. Be safe. This is ridiculous. What are you doing? Podcast ready.
This sando is kind of big. Want me to slice it up? No, I don't know I don't think it's a good idea. Cut it, OJ. Cut it, OJ!
Come on, cut it, OJ. Cut it, OJ. Mmm, delicious. Oh, I'm choking! Help!
Whoa, she's falling! The floor is cracking because she's so fat, the ceiling is coming down! V Mm. You can go ahead and stop producing uh part three.
Okay, so he freezes the last frame on Alvin burning a package of condoms. Burning. What's that got to do with anything at all? Di did you see when Mama Cass fell down. The entire building fell down.
Just fell apart? The floor she fell through the floor Wow, V. Do I regret that so much?
So much. That second part was so much worse than the first part. Oh, yeah that's what you want to do, Lauren. Look at all the ceiling tiles falling down when she hit the deck. and the floor is shattering.
Okay, if you're listening on Westwood One. Or a Sirius XM, and you're not seeing this. Be grateful. And don't tell me I did not warn you. I told you it was graphic in nature.
I told you it'd be absurd and reprehensible. And I knew I'd regret it, and I do. Alex Hardy, put the suit on and go clean up that toilet. That too. I I regret all of that.
The second half was so much worse than the first. Uh uh reaction. Did I make a A terrible, terrible choice? Let's see what we got here. Stranger, quote, V has done himself proud here.
How will he top this masterpiece? It's very tasteful, by the way. Yeah, it's none of those things. Eh d don't encourage this guy. Don't encourage him or challenge him to top his quote masterpiece.
There was nothing tasteful about that. That was not a masterpiece. And believe me, he probably already has. He's probably already done it. At Aaron 016 What did those condoms do to you?
Burning. This guy, Rick and Chico. Rick, we covered this the first time, but you're right, and I was going to reset it. Everybody's voice is the same. LOL, that's true.
I sort of sound like me. But Alvin should not sound anything like me, and Alvin sounds exactly like me. And so does Alex. And so does Tom. Everybody's voice is the same.
Craig Drebit, 9884. Quote. 828 26. A day that will live in infamy. Agree.
Strongly agree. At War Vet, the whole idea is preposterous. How does AI not reject such a thing outright? I I don't know how the robots work, dude. I've never created anything on AI.
I do not know. I agree with you. Dude, what? You're welcome. They obviously they don't reject anything, right?
If you could create something like that, With AI, what would it reject? I'm terrified to even imagine what you can do if you can do that. All right, we'll break. I I really need a break. to kind of regroup and reset.
I need some ATPs. Ask the pros. Alvie is working on his week that was. And go ahead and react to that if you want. One last segment when we come back.
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Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts, Eric in the Southside, ATP. Hi, Jim. You thinking it'll be a 42? and cigar kind of night?
After number two, thanks. No, brah, neither. Neither. You know what? I've been off to forty two.
I've kind of moved off to 42. And by kind of moved off, I've really been off the 42. Haven't had any interest in the 42 in more than a minute, to be honest. And in terms of a cigar, That's more of an event or vacation kind of thing. Not feeling that, especially not in this weather.
So the answer is no and no. Romy, has Jake settled into the new digs in Brooklyn? And will you and Dodger Jano head his way anytime soon? Ben in San Antonio. Appreciate you asking, dude.
He he's almost there. He moved all his stuff in. But not his cat.
So he's finishing off the month and his rent in Madison, I think Jake actually moves on Monday. I think Monday officially He is in Brooklyn.
So that would be that. Thanks for checking in. In terms of us, do we have any plans on going there anytime soon? Sadly, no. But, but, Dodger Jano.
And Brooklyn Jake are going to take a vacation, a European vacation.
Next month, in fact. Jake's going to already be there, and Jano is going to meet up with Jake. in Switzerland and Spain. Jimmo. is gonna meet up with all of you right damn here.
But the two of them are going to have that vacation. Brian and Barstow, this is for you, Alex Rome. My question is for Alex as a child. How did you end up in LA? Signed Brian and Barstow.
Hey Jim. Hey Child. Hey Child. How'd you end up here? Chasing the dream.
I wanted to do something in entertainment, and as great as Boston is as a place to grow up and live, limited options.
So I had spent a semester away from school in LA. Thought I'll skip one New England winner, and now it's been over a dozen. I got a question for you.
So I've always said this, that my family Because I am half-chowed. they don't leave. And the ones that try to leave get their asses dragged right back. And some have tried to escape. Luckily, my father did escape, or I think I would have grown up there too.
Was there any of that in your family? Was it hard to get out? Not a lot of my faith. It wasn't hard for me. But not a whole lot of my other family members left Massachusetts.
Right. They don't leave, do they? Yeah.
Okay, that's fair enough.
So I had a cousin that escaped and then went back. Yeah, by the way, I I have great family there. Great cousins there. But Pops, Jay wanted out. And Jake Route.
But not many did.
Okay, let's see what else do we have here? Hey, Jim, what is the best advice Cindy, the stylist, has ever given you about your skin? Thanks, Bell B and Calgary. You know what, Cindy and I don't talk a ton. Cindy will give me product.
Cindy, before our schedule changed, Cindy would help me take care of my skin. But then our schedules changed, so now I just can't do my own thing. We don't I I I don't know, Cindy, you am I being unfair? That would involve you talking. I know you don't want to do that.
You don't even want to show your face. Cindy, Cindy doesn't give me advice. She just Takes care of my skin. Does that make sense? She has product.
She's very good at her job. But we don't talk a lot about all that. Let's see. This one's interesting. Hey Jim, how many shows did it take to realize you were on a Rex streak?
That's really interesting. I want to say three or four. I I don't know exactly. I should put that in the book, Note to Self, Rexstreak. Rec streak I keep thinking of things.
Now that I'm in book mode, like, oh, I should put that in there. I should put that in there. That's kind of interesting. I'm proud of that. Let's see.
Two hams, $20. Brewery gets looking into the kitchen, wondering what I'm laughing so hard at. Andrew Waldron, this is the guy that said, if you play it, drinks on me. Super chat. My ribs hurt from laughing my butt off, bro.
Drinks on you and I said, I don't need a drink. I do now. Make it a double. V and the fee. Thank you, Jim.
Part three: holiday special in a few months. Yeah, thanks for the heads up, dude. Don't count on it. Bro, I think you'd have to win the smack-off to get part three on. Not get rocked.
Bruno the Great 32. How are you certain that that was actually AI slop. I'm pretty certain, dude. I'm pretty certain none of that ever happened. Alvie, are you ready?
Roll it. Yeah.
Welcome to the jungle. A very good Monday to you. My name is Jim Rome. All right. Hope you had a great weekend.
What's going on? Let me start off by shouting out to my good friends in Sea Town. Hey, Cleveland, this is for you. This is for you. It has nothing to do about the performance.
It's a little bit personal than that.
So disrespect me. Not entitled at all. Not out of touch at all. Not oblivious at all. Or maybe the most oblivious athlete I've ever heard in my life.
The creep has been a pain in our side. Jimmy, my wife and I listened to your one-hour diet. My wife said it's never been put better. He is TJ Ward. It's human nature.
You find success. It's like, ooh, I made it. But you can go to another level if you push a little bit, hurt harder, and don't take, like you said, your foot off the pedal page. Speaking of a $140 prostitute, who knew Methleen moved to Ohio? It's bigger than Madison Bumcon.
There's catching a stray, and then there's catching a nuclear warhead. When was the last time any of us even thought about that? Meth Wayne. Hey, Brent, who's your favorite joker? When I was younger, it was Jack.
I can't stop watching Keith Ledger. I mean, I bet I've watched it 150 times over the years. If you lose enough, do you become the Joker? Or if you win enough, do you become the Joker? Maybe it takes the Joker to win.
Anthony, leave me with this thought. I love what you just said about Ben Johnson. He's a stone cold maniac. Finally saw the Odyssey. When you look at Odysseus, who's a coach in the NFL who might be psycho enough to go on a journey like this?
It's Ben Johnson. Stop sending me reaction, V. Really disturbing. Welcome to the Great Equalizer Show. Stop right there.
Right there. That's where we stop. Get that off my screen, Lawrence. It is not the Great Equalizer Show. Harry Larry.
I'm going to listen to my story about a man named Jed. He owns the football team with the colors gold and red. But then one day he's looking for some poo. Oh my God, Lawrence's toast. Team Weiss joining us.
An unfortunate line was crossed. I do not like how this went down. It's just a shame that somebody felt. That he had to be cool enough or slick enough to be the news breaker, the insider on something so absolutely personal and horrible to work out. I'm not sure I've ever seen a moob more in need of a dub.
Rona Dublin. We're on the cincinnati. Rona Dublin. Hey, radio, man. If you got some kind of fetish with moobs, why are you always talking about my moobs?
Xavier McKinney. How would I describe him? I would describe him as a very intentional quarterback. I love him, you know, for to be my quarterback. Yonder Alonzo.
Thank you for having me on, man. One of my obviously favorite shows. Dude, you know what? Starting in January, I just said, hell with it. I'm going to start.
I'm going to get back in my playing weight. I'm going to get after it. It's about that time. You wanted it. You asked for it.
He submitted it. Here it is. Jan Holm, are you on the toilet right now? That's what you want to do.
Someone get this man a plunger. Jim, you'll never believe this. But we got coming into the studio, Najee freaking Davenport. Holy crap. Davenport, Davenport.
Why is it that Alex Holly? Was blasting rails of blow. I don't really understand AI slop, V, but why do we all have the same exact voice? There, are you happy? Several boys!
That's the iconic plastic tower of beef. Matt in LA needs to get off four sprinkles in Vichita. Or V getting off the toilet long enough to win a strap. Take a look at this. Take a look at this.
You see this hole over here? That's how they install hot water hitters at my condo in Tampa. But once I hit a guy named Walmart, brain dead morons get all their news from Facebook or Instagram or Snapchat. Get some real news. Alf, my beef is with you.
We have to undo your crappy parenting and get them ready for real life. Hey, Jim, I've got a beef with death. Keeps taking all my childhood heroes. You know, last year it was Ozzie and then Ace Fraley and now Dolly. I hear you, bro.
These losers who stand in the middle of Walmart try to sell me crappy internet. You are the wolf of Walmart. I talked to brother-in-law A. I'm like, oh, I heard about the gift. I heard about the surprise.
Now I'm the bad guy for telling on my other brother for telling me the secrets. I was at the gym and this dude in the locker room is shaving his nips. What's he gonna do next? Pull out his crank and start going after the cube. Do you believe that teachers should have a workday every two days?
If you do, you're even stupider than I thought you were. Gabriel to the MJ. Touchdown, Albie. You see, creepy. It's not that hard.
It's in the hips. You know, I have a really good core. I think it's from all that boogie boarding. If I did a call right now, straight sports take, and it got wrapped. Would you consider playing part two of that video?
Cut it, OJ. Come on, cut it, OJ. Alex Hardy, put the suit on and go clean up that toilet. I don't regret anything. I went to your tourist off CSU convocation.
I'm just going to call him Ken Inn instead of butcher that name again. Have we ever laid 38 and a half? Man, it's an honor to be on here with you, man. It's always awesome. And go jack this.
Bro, my pleasure, man. I'll be back in the jungle anytime. Wait, Rich Fry again? Right here. Corn Cobbs for Day.
I learned from guys like you, Jim. We've been watching for a long time, man. It's crazy that people. Feels real funny, huh? Whoa, OJ and Mama Cass.
You never know what you'll get. I'm joking. Help! Good night now! Ah, I'm choking.
Help. Alby, not a masterpiece, bro. A little bit too much of the. ASAP as possible. ASAP as possible.
Nice touch with that. ASAP as possible. Wow. All right. So there is your week.
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Okay, my thoughts. My thanks, I should say, to Josh Heipel. Joshua Perry. XR4TI, good job. Hey, Alex Hardy, great job.
Hey, Cindy, great job. Hey Avi, great job. Hey Lorne and the XCR, great job. Clones, well done. Everybody have a great, great weekend.
We got ball. Finally, actual ball.
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