Classic Car Guy Humor - Bible Jokes

Oh, yeah.

Very, very, very fun. And so, you can imagine my delight because I get to do Speaking of Bibles. Speaking of Bibles? Oh, I have new joke music. I like that. You can… Speaking of Bibles! You haven't heard this before. I'll bet you.

Guys, pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the Bible. He's an atheist. Or an atheist. However you want to look at that. 12.5.

Yeah, that's regional a bit. So, when my, you know, spirit feels weak, I don't know about you Rodney, but I always turn to the fourth book of the Bible. You know why? No.

Do you know why Carmen? No, I don't. Aha! We'll try Michael. Michael, you got any idea why the fourth book of the Bible would be where you would turn if you felt weak?

Uh, blue list. It's strength in numbers, man. I'm sure that's true, don't you think? There is strength there, for sure. And this one cracks me up.

It really does. In the Bible, Samson was a tough man. You got to admit he was, right? A tough man. But his family, you may not have ever thought of them, the Samsonite clan, they were really a hard case, just saying. Amen.

Oh, nice one. Say, what would you do if you were a new Christian and you didn't have a Bible? It's Michael Woolworth, by the way, from Bible League International. And you'd probably say, well, I'd hop in my car, I'd go to a Christian bookstore, or have one shipped to me.

What if those weren't options? You'd say, well, I'm new to the faith. I mean, I need to know what it means to grow in the grace and knowledge of Jesus.

You know, you would pray that someone, anyone, would bring you a Bible. And that's exactly the way it is for literally millions of Christians around the world. They're part of our spiritual family. They're new to the faith. They want to know what it means to grow in the grace and knowledge of Jesus. But God has them planted where it's very difficult to access a Bible. And that's why the Truth Network and Bible League have teamed up to send God's Word to 3500 Bible-less believers around the globe. Our campaign is called The World Needs the Word. $5 sends a Bible, $100 sends 20 every gift matched. Make your most generous gift by calling 800-Yes-Word, 800-Y-E-S-W-O-R-D, 800-Yes-Word, or give at truthnetwork.com.