Classic Car Guy Comedy - Battle Funnies

So speaking of battle, I know that you've solved my show and we do these riddles, so I've got to do this battle riddles, so get ready. You're about to be punished whether you like it or not.

So I finally, Sean, I know you're going to be glad to know, I finally started winning the battle of walking my dog. You know how I did that? I started dressing him in a tie.

You don't understand? Well, see, that's so he could do his business. I see, very good, very good.

Well, you ought to go all the way and put him in a, put a coat on him too. Yeah, and so I know a guy who's a baker in the army and, you know, he goes into battle with all buns a-glazing. Very good. Yeah.

Well, you know, Napoleon said they travel on their stomach, remember that? That's true, that's true. So here's a car one for you, which Alex would normally love if Alex was here, but, so, you know, what is the classification of a Hyundai after it dies in battle? Hyundai? Well, that's good, I like that, that's, that's it. Was that it though?

Sean, that's not it, but it's still really good. Well, it's sort of a Kia because if you spell Kia, you'll get it. Killed in action. Oh, there you go. I wasn't expecting this, I'll be honest.

You weren't, yeah. So, you know, it's just part of kingdom pursuits. We're actually getting to our Bible riddle right now. Okay, so in what chapter of the Bible did the Amorites get a sunburn that never set? In what chapter of the Bible did the Amorites get a sunburn that never set and a moonburn that wasn't Amorra? Even though they're Amorites, there's a little word play there with the Amorites and the Amorra, but anyway, they got a sunburn that would never set and they got a moonburn that wasn't Amorra.