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Classic Car Guy Comedy - Turn Jokes

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May 17, 2021 8:57 am

Classic Car Guy Comedy - Turn Jokes

The Christian Car Guy / Robby Dilmore

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May 17, 2021 8:57 am

Turn Jokes

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So speaking of turn, Bethann. Turn. Do you know how you turn a duck into a soul singer? How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Well, you put it in the oven and you bake it until it's Bill Withers. That's so wrong.

Yeah, that'll make it every single time. So two fish were in a tank, Bethann. And one was an eel and one was a cod and the eel turns, that's the word we're using today, to the cod and says, you know, how do you drive this thing?

It's a tank. It'll come to you in a little bit. It's all right. So speaking of turn again, I turned 65 and six months old this month.

Oh, happy birthday. Yeah, I did. And my wife will tell you, I don't need glasses because I drink my milk straight from the bomb. For which she still gets mad at me, even though, you know, there's nobody else in the house that drinks milk. I don't know what, but I like to drink it straight. Don't you?

Odell, be honest. Yeah, I do. I cannot. I have to be honest.

Yeah. And I know that's a horrible habit to have, but I do do it. And my wife looks at me and she just shakes her head after 35 years of marriage. She just shakes her head.

I just tell her, I don't need glasses, honey. Okay. You know, there you go. So here you go. So speaking of turns and sibling rivalry and all that, I came up with a little bit of a riddle for that. So, and we got a great, great, great prize again today. So which author in the Bible had so many older brothers, you can imagine he never got a turn. So when he got a chance to write this book in the Bible, this particular younger brother, you know, he just immediately went turn, turn, turn.
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