Classic Car Guy Comedy - Covid Carols

Looking for that perfect Christmas gift for the family? Why not a chicken? Stick a bow on top, put the chicken under the tree, and who knows, you may even have a couple eggs to fry up for breakfast Christmas morning.

Give the gift that keeps on clucking. A chicken. Okay, maybe it's not the perfect gift for your family, but it is the perfect gift for a poor family in Asia. A chicken can break the cycle of poverty for a poor family. Yes, a chicken.

A chicken's eggs provide food and nourishment for a family, and they can sell those eggs at the market for income. When you donate a chicken or any other animal through Gospel for Asia, 100% of what you give goes to the field. And the best gift of all, when Gospel for Asia gives a poor family an animal, it opens the door to the love of Jesus. So give the perfect gift for a family in Asia this Christmas. Give them a chicken.

Call 866-WIN-ASIA or to see chickens and other animals to donate, go to CritterCampaign.org. You know, speaking of 12, Beth Ann, I have assembled 12 COVID carols, especially for you. Oh, I look forward to all 12, Robbie.

I created this exhaustive list. So number one, a way away in a socially distanced manger. That was good. You're going to like this one even better, maybe. The first, no smells.

Oh, yes. Sadly, we can't smell or taste. Disinfect the halls with boughs of Lysol.

That's for the boss lady. If you ever come into the Truth Network, you'll smell the boughs of Lysol all over the place. So hark the heralds through a mask. This is actually my favorite on the list. If you're an elf lover, you're going to love this particular one.

Baby, it's COVID outside. Robbie, high marks. You should do these every other week.

We appreciate them more. Really, maybe I should save the next six for next week. I think I will. I think I will.