Classic Car Guy Comedy - Edition 123 - Robby and Mr. Chicken

So speaking of talking, as you might have guessed, you know, I was walking in the woods back over there by Blues Creek Lake and I was trying to find the right tree to cut down because I needed some lumber. And I started to, right, cut one and it all of a sudden it just said, stop, wait, I'm a talking tree. And I said, yes, and you will die a log.

Wow. That's horrible, isn't it? But anyway, this other situation that, you know, I was at the Truth Network the other day and, and, you know, there was somebody was struggling, you know, and he said, boss, I have a problem. And the boss said to him, problem, there's no such thing. We call it an opportunity. And so this particular employee, I won't mention their name, said, well, I have a serious drinking opportunity.

You gotta like that, right, Ed? A serious drinking opportunity. And of course, you know, there's more. So, you know, out at where I live, we can actually keep chickens. So I worked and worked, you know, a lot of people teach, you know, parrots to talk and occasionally, you know, mockingbird something, but I worked on my chicken, right, until, you know, I could finally get it to talk. And so my wife was very interested in this shenanigans, as you can imagine.

And so I said, okay, we'll just check it out. So I had the chicken there. And so Tammy, she was like, okay, chicken, you know, what's a male deer? And, you know, chicken said, buck. Oh, my goodness. So then she said, well, that's pretty easy.

So how much is 200 pennies? And of course, chicken went buck buck. You're on a roll.

Yeah. And my wife, you know, she's used to my shenanigans. She says, this is stupid. Chickens just, you know, make that sound. And I said, oh, oh, it gets better. And of course, then the chicken said, just be patient, Tammy. Took me a long time to get that chicken to say be patient, Tammy, but I got it. And then it was so, you know, it all worked together.

So just think about it next time you hear buck buck. Anyway, here comes a Bible ready and it was actually coming at the end of all those. So whose talk was cheap in the Bible? Whose talk was cheap in the Bible?