Classic Car Guy Comedy - Edition 116

And Robbie's back, in case you were missing my riddles.

Which I doubt. Good beef to some of you, you're like, oh, here it comes. Well, yes, here it comes, because, you know, I love doing this stuff and I get to do it. So here we go. So you may have heard this, Jeff, but speaking of force, in these strange times, Beth Ann, the doctors are forcing women to wear glasses while giving birth. Have you heard this?

Have not. Yeah, they're insisting on contactless deliveries. A COVID riddle. Ah, yes, we have more.

I know you do. So there's more COVID-19 news right here. Finland was forced to close their borders again. Again? Yeah. Once again, no one will be crossing the Finnish line.

No one. The Finnish line. Yeah, so anyway, and also as a result of COVID, you know, this just in. Huge increase in deliveries. You've seen the trucks all over the place because people are doing all these deliveries.

So FedEx and UPS have joined forces. And you know what you end up with? I'm trying to put it together, but you tell us, Robbie. Fed up.

Catching. In so many different ways when you think about it. You get your groceries, you know, that way. So moving back to just a plain force. Why did Jedi parents, you may wonder this.

I've laid awake at night. Why did Jedi parents let their kids use the force? They don't let their, excuse me, they don't let their kids use the force at dinner table.

Why? They won't let them use it at the dinner table because they believe children should not be force fed. You know, it's a parenting thing. So it's in all the books.

And you may knew this because, you know, these just go on and on until you feel totally punished. For car mechanics, duct tape is like the force, right? Because it has the light side and the dark side. I don't know if you ever thought about that. And it does hold the universe together.

If you're a mechanic, you know what I'm saying? You knew at the end of all that. Yes, Robbie would in fact have a Bible riddle, which I'm very excited about today. Which animal in the Bible had the force? I'll give you a hint.

It's in the book of Job and it's from his belly that apparently was ship shape. Okay. Oh, I know. I know. I know. So it's gotta be. I don't think you should touch that button.